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[Music]

got it got it got it

Oh Sinatra don't got it how about this

for a campaign slogan you snooze you

lose

so don't sleep through this election

vote for Brendan small for president of

the student council it's good thanks but

you know a campaign slogan should be

something short and catchy like Nixon's

the one or I like Ike or you know

something like that

vote for Brendan small for student

government president because no job is

too big for the boy they call small

Brendan small that is so vote for him

for president

that's council yeah that's good you know

hey how's the poster coming Jason I drew

a train and then I drew my mom in the

corner I was that gonna get Brendan

elected Oh No

well it looks good thanks Brenda yeah

how about this first Logan thank big

votes small

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so the playground issue almost became my

Waterloo man I hear you but with some

good old-fashioned eleventh-hour

politicking I was able to secure my

legacy you know one time I tried to

secure my like I say but it got away got

away yeah

do you know that I have run unopposed in

the last three elections ever do one of

those three legacy races yeah tomorrow

I'm gonna beat the pants off you small

well then I guess I won't bother wearing

it and try not to cry when you lose well

thanks for your advice and let me just

say this yeah no don't misunderstand me

adjectives are good but one to eight

adjectives in a row are more than enough

to describe some little red boat it's a

big green boat whatever you get my point

excuse me miss small do you think we

could have a break now I'm hungry

actually I was hoping to get through

most of these papers first can you wait

until then Susan I'm Julie I'm Susan can

I take a break listen I really want to

plow through these papers what is it

with you people what is this some sort

of a joke every time it's always

something it's always whining whining

whining all you want to do is go outside

and smoke your cigarettes I know that's

what some of you do and you should quit

because they're bad for you fine take

your little break but remember this I'll

be damned if I'm gonna waste my time on

a bunch of smokers guess what you are

going in I said touch all that moon

really me nicest wow that's uh that's

really Wow huh

somebody got a saw four days okay keep

the camera low and aim it up so I looked

all is because tall is good in politics

and you know Thurman Thackery is tall

and Lincoln was tall so his hat was tall

when I can turn it off he was a

so Brendan what's your platform gonna be

I think a budget should use this box no

platform is in political play yeah all

right this box wait a minute he's right

this box is my platform forget it let's

get started

action hey I say action no I'm directing

down the box and action action action

action action my fellow American

students do hmm

take two two action my fellow Americans

it's time for our school to move into

the next millennium even though we did

sort of already I'm talking about

learning from videos instead of books

books can hurt your eyes friends has

this ever happened to you I can't read

anymore the words burn my eyes please

read the top line sir I can't I can't

read anymore just as I thought you were

reading too much you'll have to wear

glasses and people will make fun of you

for the rest of your life they'll call

you four-eyes and idiot forget the

glasses I won't read anymore then

they'll just call you idiot okay how

about laser surgery well that's fine if

you don't mind growing an extra arm I

don't mind

oh my god next time you should just

watch a video about history instead of

reading about it then you'll learn the

exact same thing but without your eyes

going bad that's not a bad idea what do

you think there you have it folks

so remember think big vote small Brendon

small and don't vote for Thurman Zachary

all right so how many of you showed up

yesterday and waited around for me in

the pouring rain cuz untight alright so

pretty much everybody good well the

reason I didn't make it was I was out

very late the night before alright doing

what explanation over looks like I got a

heckler what I first lady let me remove

my brain so we can start as equals hey

hey nice outfit

some motel somewhere is missing a shower

curtain huh who does your hair Picasso

huh who does it honestly who does your

hair lady dad who's your dad Picasso hey

coach Melissa wasn't heckling you know

look at this folks we got stereo

hecklers hey pal I don't bother you when

you're working all right I don't have a

job I don't go down to the bus terminal

and pee on the seats while you're trying

to clean them why cuz you work there

what are you talking about you're doing

comedy that's just comedy Brendon

stand-up comedy but you're not funny

what what what are you talking about

Brendon I mean that people around here a

lot of time say McGuirk you're you're

kind of funny yeah you know people some

of the teachers think I'm funny

who oh you know when I go into the

teachers lounge and I'll say something

people will laugh and they'll be like

what you should do comedy Wow

alright I have weird observations about

things right that are meaningful uh-huh

and I need to get them out there yeah um

you know I heard it was also a good way

to get things off your chest you know I

got a lot of anger Brendon yeah I need

to channel that anger yeah usually I

just have a few drinks in my apartment

yeah start yelling then pass out mmm

well this is a way to bring that energy

from my apartment to the public to the

people yeah well what about soccer and

your actual job I make it as a stand-up

I won't need soccer mmm even though I'm

doubting myself as the soccer comic mmm

was what I do Brendon I go up in my

coach's outfit my whistle yeah

the soccer ball in my hand I set up a

goal mm-hmm that's pretty funny isn't it

I would have to see it so well Brendon

the whole point is is that it's out of

the element you know you're used to

seeing me here tomorrow I am a soccer

coach I know but you take that same song

coach put him in a different environment

that's funny people laugh do that it did

when at the beginning then what well

then I told jokes and they didn't laugh

ouch you got to start somewhere he

started with the outfit right dr.

Brendan hailed future president Shannon

had hi what do you what do you relax I

just wanted to come by and wish you luck

in tomorrow's election I think you're

gonna beat Thurman Thackery as I would

Wow

well you know I appreciate what you're

saying but I really don't think I have

one heck of a chance at all so yes you

need more confidence well mark my words

you will win and when you do I will be

there okay I'm just gonna back away

slowly okay mom I know you're proud of

your flowers and all but can't we just

move them to the other side of the city

no I like them here what were you saying

move the flowers before that uh this

meatloaf is dry no before that this is

meatloaf before that this fish is dry

know something about the election

tomorrow uh yeah yeah

the elections tomorrow and I think I'm

gonna be humiliated in front of the

whole school Oh Brendan being humiliated

doesn't matter the important thing is a

whole school oh my god look at these

flowers how much do you think these

costs mom do you understand what I'm

saying I mean if this election goes

badly I might have to change schools I'm

thinking minimum $60 I mean the flowers

I got from my aunt Faye after she was

mauled by that bear cost $50 and they

were nothing nothing compared to the mom

will you forget about the damn flowers I

didn't watch your mouth Brendan you

still there yeah all I can see is

flowers huh

[Music]

hey Melissa what's going on Brendan you

won what you won the election you're

president I won yeah I did oh my gosh I

thought I'm the president

oh my god I really am thank you

everybody

oh thank you everybody oh this is

fantastic

congratulations small Thurman Thackery

everybody we lost it i wad can you

believe it

thank you I'm the president I can't get

over this I really I really am Brendan

Shannon congratulations

I think you're gonna make a great

president Oh didn't I tell you you were

going to win yeah yeah you did say I was

gonna win didn't ya and because I was

with you from the first I humbly beseech

you for a position in your inner circle

tell him he's nothing but a

troublemaking bully and we don't want

that kind of riffraff on our staff

Melissa let me put this into my own

words if you don't mind okay here I just

hey we'll all right just hold Shannon

mm-hmm welcome aboard my friend

[Music]

you

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Shannon what are you doing in the

hallway during class time what are you

doing in the hallway during class time

I'm asking you what are you doing in the

hallway during class time what are you

doing in the hallway during class time

what are you doing in the my students

locked me out but that's neither here

nor there no what are you doing in the

hallway during class time official

student government business flatfoot

well do you have an official student

government business hall pass right here

hmm well uh everything seems to be in

order here but we all know you're the

one that broke into the cars and stole

the CDs I myself lost all my Frank

Sinatra I love old blue eyes oh well

then you'll be glad to hear that I'm

going to be keeping an old blue eye on

you Shannon a a big wide-open old blue

eye that's gross

yes it is Shannon yes it is Brendon can

I have a word with you please with you

please look Brendon rumors are flying

around the school that you and Shannon

cheated on the election what that's

crazy and I know that he's the one who

stole my entire chairman of the board

collection wow I didn't know you

collected those guys Oh Brendon I'll be

frank with you senator huh you know

being associated with Shannon is just

the sort of thing that can keep you out

of a good film school that and a nasty

anonymous letter from me think about it

Brendon

you have to get rid of Shannon get rid

of him friended he's a troublemaker you

have to fire him it's not a good person

he's mean he's always threatening to

depantsed me

Brendan people are afraid to talk to me

because of him I'm afraid to talk to you

because of him Shannon's a bad apple

he's a bad seed it's a bad apple seed is

bad apple sauce he is bad apple crisp

everybody's talking about you

nothing about apples I hope you look

really good yeah you don't look bad no

you look good you look really good

Shannon Shannon's evil and now I'm evil

I'm my own evil twin Brendan let me just

say as someone who was voted best

Teacher of the Year need to take it was

nicest teacher of the month huh nicest

teacher of the month month year same

difference I'm still the best mom I

think god these things are almost dead

flowers are you old enough to surf on

this little boy thank you thank you it's

uh it's actually McGuirk John McGuirk so

how's everybody doing tonight so folks

you know what you know you're not

allowed to a double park in front of a

bank I didn't know this I I double

parked and they towed my car

it's very embarrassing cuz I come

running out of the bank because I robbed

it and I see my car on the back of a tow

truck I'm thinking at least I can afford

to get it back that I got the right rob

the bank all right check my notes here

it was with classical music on the radio

when are they gonna stop that I mean

does anybody still listen no get rid of

it yeah I mean no can we agree on that

what is that from I mean there's oldies

and then there's oldies I don't want to

hear music from 1640 all right what's

with these pictures of you know missing

kids on the milk cartons

you know I'm eating my cereal in the

morning and I see this you know missing

kid well thanks for depressing me you

know it's gonna be a good day I guess I

should go look for a missing kid

yeah oh here's a funny one so a few

weeks ago I was in a hotel room right

and you know hotel rooms after that you

know porn on television yeah I order it

up and my mom says hey turn that off cuz

she was there she was in the hotel room

yeah I was with my mom yeah now we're

cooking am i doing on time here keep it

going that's it

all right folks well I've been I've been

John McGuirk the soccer comic Thank You

Brendon are you all right mom can we

move the flowers and have an actual

conversation where we make eye contact

no I like the flowers on the table when

I was growing up my mother would never

let us have flowers on the table she

said they were dirty carried disease

sucked up all the oxygen and ridiculous

mom there's ants on the table what ants

oh my god it's these filthy flowers a

dead cat thing is funny you're listening

to me

you know you should use like a stuffed

animal and take all the stuffing out so

it's all flat you know then when you

talk about the cat getting run over the

audience sees what you're talking about

you got to get them into your world you

know what I'm saying the thing that I

did about the pimple is funny right I

mean I know it needs but it's you know

right I think I need a tag or something

on the Adhan too like something that

says to the audience here's the funny

man I'm really working up a thirst Teddy

what's his name

why is every bartender named Teddy it's

like they breed them in somewhere in the

Midwest yeah guys want another one come

on stick with me

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okay so Shannon you're not in this part

yet okay nice camera thank you good

resale value I'm guessing Thanks

okay Jason Melissa places Brenda does

your house have any kind of alarm system

no I are you kidding wait I mean maybe

you have any big vicious dogs no but

we've got a lot of ants ants yes they're

special security ants from Argentina

uh-huh Brandon yes Jason and I are all

set okay well let's do this

action hurry up Clyde the coppers are

coming oh I can't Bonnie I can't break

and show you the car because I can't

open the door thought you were a

criminal

I am I stole his cone hairdo hi the cops

are coming Clyde hurry oh yeah cut okay

it's just cut that's it's not not

working it it doesn't look real um not

buying it gosh we really need somebody

that knows how to break into cars for

real yeah don't look at me hmm huh I

don't know the first thing about it I

just break the window really yeah well

that's very interesting I didn't think

to do that you mind saying that again

okay um well I just smashed the window

and opened the door that's the easiest

way it's I broke into mr. Lynch's car

and I took all his CDs he had a lot of

Sinatra CDs and I also broken in the

principal's car but you know she left

the door unlocked so you didn't have to

smash the window no I I guess I didn't

have to Shannon how come you do that is

she kidding I am the criminal element

I'm your worst nightmare baby it's what

I do you don't steal I do I don't play

with dolls you do you don't break into

cars I do

yeah well look I'd love to stay and chat

but my serotonin levels are kind of

nose-diving

you know I gotta get some stimuli before

I crack I'm sorry guys it's kind of

dullsville here okay good luck with this

thing guys we did it

[Applause]

[Music]

take care bye bye kids

bye I gotta go for a walk

watch it joke

coach McGuirk Brendon are you doing in

my house you're on the beach what are

you doing on my Beach Oh Beach man not

again why are you sleeping on the beach

coachmakers comedy's tough Brendon oh

wait yeah you don't look so good oh I

feel fine I actually have a pounding

headache there's a fish in my pants um

no what Brendon I can't live like this

yeah I can do stand-up without the binge

drinking or I can just stop the stand-up

do the drinking cuz I like that boy

right but you know I can't do both I got

to take a stand right in one way the

other yeah I got to take a stand yeah

hey do me a favor will you what's that

help me stand

[Music]

thank you all for coming here today we

go to school in well okay I want to

apologize for the reign of terror that

has gone on because I did not take the

proper actions what's he doing something

you should have done a long time ago

therefore I shall resign the presidency

effective at noon tomorrow tomorrow

Saturday ok noon today 2:30 all right

231 and I shall resign officially at 231

today why is Brendan resigning because

he knows it wasn't a fair election

Chanin you beat up Thurman and stuff the

ballot boxes and threatened everybody no

I didn't you didn't no well then what

happened to Thurman Thackery I don't

know maybe he fell he's a stupid clumsy

kid and so now I turn the office of the

presidency over to the man who should

have won ladies and gentlemen

Thurman Thackery not getting up

so anyway I'm still gonna resign any

questions anybody have any requests

pizza more I have no idea what that

means

next question ketchup a vegetable very

good question

ketchup is actually a fruit it's a

magical fruit but you did see all those

supplies and beat up those kids and

stole the CD yes cuz that's what I do

I'm a thug we've been over this what is

so hard for you to understand from outer

space next question yes that looks like

we've got a heckler in the audience why

don't I take off my head remove my brain

we'll start out as equals huh hello

I don't think that's a question

[Music]

so what's with the women and crying oh

man you suck yeah thanks mom

and my mother ladies and gentlemen I

remember my first drink too lady

so anyway folks yeah I remember your

first ring oh my god it really is my mom

you know what sucks worse than you what

nothing

wow this is awkward so uh all right mom

I get the point

[Music]

anyway I've been John McGuirk the soccer

comic

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