Gutfeld: San Fran put out a glitzy propaganda ad

>>.

[APPLAUSE] HOW DO YOU COMBAT

THE DECLINE OF THE CITY BY THE

BAY?

CREATE AN AD TO DENY THE TOWN'S

DISGUSTING TICKET THAT MONEY

COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER SPENT ON

ONE PUBLIC TOILET.

THE BEAUTIFUL AD TAKES YOU ON A

TOUR OF THEIR CITY AND THE

TELEVISION CREW HAD TO KEEP

YELLING CUT ONE ANOTHER CREW

MEMBER GOT STABBED.BUT YOU

GOT DANCING IN THE STREETS BARS

WITH SEXY WOMEN DRINKING

MARTINIS AND VISIONS OF

PERFECTLY SEARED SCALLOPS AND

LIGHT CREAM SAUCE.

AT LEAST I HOPE THAT'S CREAM

SAUCE.

I KNOW.

DISGUSTING.

BUT IT'S NOT TO SCRATCH AND

SNIFF IT'S BETTER WITH SOUND.

SO WATCH.

>> WE LIVE IN THE MOST

BEAUTIFUL CITY IN THE WORLD.

IT'S NEVER THE SAME.

SAN FRANCISCO.♪

♪ IN FRANCISCO HERE I COME.♪

♪ SAN FRANCISCO RIGHT WHEN I ♪

♪ ARRIVED, I COME ALIVE.

>> I SAW SOME WHITE PEOPLE IN

THERE.

SO RATHER THAN SOLVING PROBLEMS

OF CRIME AND HOMELESSNESS AND

VIOLENCE THEY FIGURE A PR CODE

MATE DO THE TRICK.

THEY'RE TRYING TO LITERALLY

PAINT A TURN.

PRE-PANDEMIC LEVELS EVEN COVID

CLEARED OUT BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T

FEEL SAFE.

AND THIS IS LESS A COMMERCIAL

AND MORE IN UNINTENTIONAL

COMEDY SKIT FEATURING

PROPAGANDA LIKE YOU DOING A

SHOW ON HOW TO PLEASE YOUR MAN

BUT WE FIXED IT FOR THEM.

>> WELCOME TO THE HOME OF URBAN

DECAY BY THE BAY.

WHAT SOME CALL BLIGHT IS

ACTUALLY ALL RIGHT.

>> SAN FRANCISCO THIS PLACES

COVERED IN POOP.

THE BEATLES ALL AROUND.

THEY ARE GREAT FOR SEWING AND

LEARNING ACUPUNCTURE.

YOU COME TO LEARN YOU DON'T

NEED MONEY ANYWAY.

SAN FRANCISCO.

PLENTY OF HOMELESS CAMPS.

DON'T DESPAIR, THEY GET FRESH

AIR AT NATURE IS COOL.

HEY.

>>.

[APPLAUSE]

>> I WANT TO GO.

DO YOU THINK THAT PR VIDEOS

GOING TO HELP?

>> NO IT SHOULD HAVE, SAY

TRAVEL ADVISORY WARNING.

BRING YOUR DISINFECTANT.

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?HOW

MANY MILLIONS DID THEY BLOW?

IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.

AND UNTIL YOU HAVE FAMILY IN

THE BAY AREA THEY ARE ASTOUNDED

AT HOW RAPIDLY IT TURNED INTO A

RETAIL DESERT.

YOU'RE TALKING MAJOR STORES.

OFFICE DEPOT, BANANA REPUBLIC,

FLEEING AND LEAVING WITHIN A

STATE OF DECAY AND COLLAPSE.

SUCH AN OBJECT LESSON.

IT TAKES SO LONG TO TURN THESE

AROUND.

IT TAKES A SWITCHER CAN TURN A

CITY OVERNIGHT.

INTO A WASTELAND AND IT TAKES A

HELL OF A LONG TIME TO BRING IT

BACK.

>> I WAS THINKING.

WE SHOULD DO A ROAD TRIP.

WHAT IF WE DID ALL FIVE SHOWS

IN SAN FRANCISCO FOR A WEEK?

>> OH I WOULD GET COVID.

>> THE CAT WOULD GET PREGNANT.

>> I FORGOT TO MENTION I AM

NINE MONTHS PREGNANT.

>> I COULD NOT FIND THE RIGHT

TIME TO TELL YOU GUYS.

IT JUST CAME ON SO QUICK THAT I

WILL BE OUT FOR THREE MONTHS.

>> AND I THINK THE FATHER IS

COVID.

THE FIRST COVID BABY IS COMING.

I CAN'T TOP THAT.

THE BEST PART ABOUT THE

COMMERCIAL, IT NEVER ALLOWS YOU

TO FOCUS ON WHAT THEY ARE

SHOWING YOU.

IT IS SHOT FROM DRONES AND SAN

FRANCISCO CHECK IT OUT.

YOU ARE EITHER UP OR BELOW OR

THE SIDE AND YOU COULD NEVER

SEE ANYTHING AROUND THEM.

EVERY TIME A FILM SOME NEWS NOT

PAID TO BE ONSET STROLLED

THROUGH.

DON'T FALL FOR THAT.

IT'S PROBABLY SAN DIEGO

CALIFORNIA.

>> IT DOES LOOK LIKE SAN DIEGO.

>> IF YOU'RE GOING TO GO TO THE

NEW AFGHANISTAN

>> IT'S TRUE THEY'RE SELLING

THINGS IN EVERY CITY.

YOU CAN FIND THAT ANYWHERE.

>> WE HAVE SCALLOPS.

[LAUGHTER]

>> EXCEPT OUR SCALLOPS ARE

$300.

SAN FRANCISCO IS ALSO

EXPENSIVE.

IT IS A COMBINATION OF ALL THE

STUFF EVERYONE HAS BROUGHT UP

AT IT WILL COST A LOT MORE TO

HAVE YOUR CONFERENCE THERE THAN

TO HAVE IT IN THE NORMAL PLACE

WITHOUT ALL THE.

[BLEEP] WHICH IS IMPORTANT TO A

LOT OF PEOPLE.

>> AND YOU TELL US THAT POO IN

SAN FRANCISCO IS UNLIKE THAT OF

ANY OTHER MAJOR CITY.

CARE TO ELABORATE?

>> I THINK IT SPEAKS FOR

ITSELF.

AND YES THEY HAVE A LOT OF

OUTDOOR SHOTS USING DRONE

CAMERAS BECAUSE ALL OF THE

NORMAL CAMERAS HAD BEEN STOLEN.

SO THEY HAD NO CHOICE.

PUT THEM IN THE SKY YOU KNOW

IT'S BAD WHEN THEY HAVE TO

CLOSE A WHOLE FOODS IN A RITZY

NEIGHBORHOOD.

RIGHT, RICH PEOPLE IN SAN

FRANCISCO LOVE NOTHING THAN A

WHOLE FOODS.IT WAS TOO

DANGEROUS.

THERE'S LIKE A 911 CALL EVERY

DAY.

THAT'S A SAD STATE OF AFFAIRS

AND THEY'RE TRYING TO FIGURE

OUT HOW TO SKIRT AROUND THAT

WITH THIS AD CAMPAIGN WHICH IS

GOING TO BE JUXTAPOSED WITH NEW

STORIES COMING OUT OF SAN

FRANCISCO.

>> DO THE RICH JUST STAY IN ONE

PLACE AND THAT'S WHY THEY DON'T

CARE?

HOW DOES GAVIN NEWSOM WAKE UP

IN THE MORNING AND NOT FEEL

LIKE A PILE OF.

[BLEEP] BECAUSE HE'S THE MAYOR

OF SAN FRANCISCO THE GOVERNOR

CALIFORNIA.

DO THEY DELIBERATELY IGNORE

THESE AREAS?

>> HE MIGHT NOT FEEL LIKE ONE

BUT HE ACCIDENTALLY STEPPED IN

ONE.

HE IS IN A PLACE SURROUNDED BY

SECURITY SO HE IS FINE.

ALMOST EVERYONE ELSE'S NOT.

>> YOU HAVE TO BRING IN FRESH

VICTIM SPRAYED

>> THAT'S TRUE.

>> DON'T WORRY GUYS, I'M GOING

TO FIX IT.

WE ARE GOING TO BRING NEW

PEOPLE IN FOR THEM TO ROB.

>> AMAZI