May 21, 2024

Honest Government Ad | We're F**ked



Published June 7, 2023, 11:20 a.m. by Naomi Charles


The Government made an ad as we head into the third decade of the 21st century, and it’s surprisingly honest and informative.

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-- Written by Giordano for The Juice Media

-- Performed by Zoe x Voice by Lucy

-- Animations by Brent Cataldo

-- Thanks to Scott, Adso, Damian, Matt and Dbot for feedback on the script

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👉 TRANSLATIONS

-- Danish by Mabeli

-- Turkish by Antingone09

-- French by Julie

-- Bahasa by Hendry

-- Czech by Petr

-- Hindi by Creeper 0101

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Hello I’m from The Government™

with an important message as we enter the third decade of the twenty-first century

Things are going uhm... fine, overall

The Amazon is fine...

Half of Africa is fine

So is the Arctic, Indonesia, Spain, Greece...

even Greenland’s on fucking fire - I mean, fine

Scientists have coined a new term for this stage of climate change we’re entering:

We’re Fucked

Unlike the previous stage, which climate scientists called “Listen to us or we might be fucked”

We’re Fucked is happening, and in your lifetime

This is thanks to us wasting decades pissfarting around at climate summits with non-binding emission targets

whilst handing out subsidies to climate criminals

obstructing renewables

and generally not giving a shit that rising CO2 levels are about to trigger what scientists call “Feedback Loops”

A Feedback Loop is the scientific term for when a species uses its own ignorance

to screw itself and everything else around it so hard that it’s own planet tells it to GTFO

Some people are already experiencing We’re Fucked

Such as these Pacific Nations facing rising sea levels

who recently begged Australia to please stop burning coal

To which Australia responded, "get fucked"

The combination of We’re Fucked and Get Fucked

will cause wars to break out over access to food and water

Except in America, where the Chosen One will just nuke hunger

But please, don’t panic

If the realisation that We’re Fucked troubles you

why not ride a bike to work?

have shorter showers

or send thoughts and prayers?

Just don’t join the global climate strike this September

Or Extinction Rebellion in October

Because a sustained, collective movement would force us to take drastic action and turn this ship around

Which might just be doable, if enough of you demand it

Or you could go to Area 51 and demand to see the aliens

In which case we’re definitely fucked

This has been a message from your local Government™ franchise

Authorised by the Department for going gentle into that good night

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