Honest Government Ad | We're F**ked
Published June 7, 2023, 11:20 a.m. by Naomi Charles
The Government made an ad as we head into the third decade of the 21st century, and it’s surprisingly honest and informative.
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-- Produced by Patrons of The Juice Media
-- Written by Giordano for The Juice Media
-- Performed by Zoe x Voice by Lucy
-- Animations by Brent Cataldo
-- Thanks to Scott, Adso, Damian, Matt and Dbot for feedback on the script
-- Footage courtesy of Extinction Rebellion: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYThdLKE6TDwBJh-qDC6ICA
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👉 TRANSLATIONS
-- Danish by Mabeli
-- Turkish by Antingone09
-- French by Julie
-- Bahasa by Hendry
-- Czech by Petr
-- Hindi by Creeper 0101
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Hello I’m from The Government™
with an important message as we enter the third decade of the twenty-first century
Things are going uhm... fine, overall
The Amazon is fine...
Half of Africa is fine
So is the Arctic, Indonesia, Spain, Greece...
even Greenland’s on fucking fire - I mean, fine
Scientists have coined a new term for this stage of climate change we’re entering:
We’re Fucked
Unlike the previous stage, which climate scientists called “Listen to us or we might be fucked”
We’re Fucked is happening, and in your lifetime
This is thanks to us wasting decades pissfarting around at climate summits with non-binding emission targets
whilst handing out subsidies to climate criminals
obstructing renewables
and generally not giving a shit that rising CO2 levels are about to trigger what scientists call “Feedback Loops”
A Feedback Loop is the scientific term for when a species uses its own ignorance
to screw itself and everything else around it so hard that it’s own planet tells it to GTFO
Some people are already experiencing We’re Fucked
Such as these Pacific Nations facing rising sea levels
who recently begged Australia to please stop burning coal
To which Australia responded, "get fucked"
The combination of We’re Fucked and Get Fucked
will cause wars to break out over access to food and water
Except in America, where the Chosen One will just nuke hunger
But please, don’t panic
If the realisation that We’re Fucked troubles you
why not ride a bike to work?
have shorter showers
or send thoughts and prayers?
Just don’t join the global climate strike this September
Or Extinction Rebellion in October
Because a sustained, collective movement would force us to take drastic action and turn this ship around
Which might just be doable, if enough of you demand it
Or you could go to Area 51 and demand to see the aliens
In which case we’re definitely fucked
This has been a message from your local Government™ franchise
Authorised by the Department for going gentle into that good night
