SML Movie: Brooklyn Guy's Depression!

oh man I can't wait to watch the Miami

Heat win tonight but boy the up and down

three to one well yes but that's because

Jimmy Butler wants a challenge you see

because the only team to come back from

a three to one deficit was LeBron James

and Jimmy Butler wants to outdo him but

Boyne what would happen if they were to

lose they're not gonna lose Karen you

know why because you can't spell heat

without heat which is what Jimmy Butler

is going to do to those nuggets just

like I'm gonna do to these nuggets I'm

gonna eat them up

suck well not these nuggets these

nuggets are delicious I mean the Denver

Nuggets suck hey Karen guess what it's

grimace's birthday today what you know

Grimace Ronald McDonald's friend today's

his birthday oh the purple one yeah it's

his birthday and you know what he wanted

for his birthday for the heat to win I

don't believe you Boyne I think you're

lying no no I'm not lying because me and

Grimace are friends we talk all the time

as a matter of fact that's why he gave

me his birthday shake

no because you doubted the heat because

we are gonna win tonight because of

Jimmy buckets he's gonna make us win

he's gonna beat those nuggets watch he's

gonna eat them up

hey pointy who won your game

boy me

oh you didn't finish your chicken

nuggets did they hurt your belly

well who won your basketball game boy

name they're not good oh my gosh he lost

is that what you said no Karen if we had

lost together as a team I wouldn't be

sad I'd say well we tried no Karen I'm

sad because Jimmy Butler decided to

choke the biggest fattest girthiest

veiniest dick

oh he did Karen he did it right there

out in the court in front of God and

everybody they even caught it on video

you want to see I warn you it's pretty

graphic so Shield your eyes

there's Jimmy Butler we're down by one

he's right under the goal we just need a

two-pointer and then all of a sudden he

goes here you go other team you take the

ball maybe you'll know what to do with

it I just want to start choking on giant

throbbing hey well he did Karen you saw

it boy need that one

no you're right Karen it wasn't just

that one plate it was also this one see

we're down by three we just need a three

to tie it I don't know why the they

put the ball in Jimmy's hands he's been

sucking all night and then Jimmy says

maybe if I throw the ball as fast as I

can in the general direction of the goal

while I'm covered and there's somebody

right in my face I can get back to

sucking throbbing veiny giant cut it out

well Karen you saw the footage they

always have next year no they don't

Karen we weren't even supposed to be

here this year we just got lucky but

whatever

cost us the game hibby shouldn't have

stayed his ass on the bench we were

doing better without him pointy

pointing that you love him loved past

tense I hate him now but boydy what

about the back of your joy say you want

to marry him yeah well now I want a

divorce

from him Karen pointy I think you just

need to go lie down yeah I'm gonna go

lie down on the railroad tracks in front

of a train so I get run over

I'm gonna go take a shower because I've

been wearing this garbage bag all night

and I probably smell like because

Jimmy was playing like are you

kidding me Jimmy

boy knee you're gonna have to turn the

water on if you're gonna take a shower

no I don't my tears will be the water

it's the game oh that wasn't even a game

that was just hand the ball to the

Denver Nuggets so they can score and win

and get their Rings while Jimmy claps

for them and hands them their trophy and

don't forget he sucked them all off

pointy don't stop that again and take a

jersey off it's gonna get wet I can't

take it off it's melted to my body from

the heat of that giant steaming

pile that Jimmy left out on the court

you know I didn't even know he was that

backed up it's probably from all the

coffee what have I told you about the

coffee yet no Bonnie you're talking

nonsense either get take a shower or get

out okay

hey boy knee I know it'll make you feel

better do you want to fool around I'm

gonna explain the coffee thing so Jimmy

has his own coffee company called big

face coffee and he wants to be the

biggest coffee brand in the world well

that's not gonna beat Starbucks boy me I

love them yeah maybe he should focus on

playing basketball you know because he's

a basketball player maybe if you win a

goddamn Championship people will want to

drink your coffee Jimmy imagine this

imagine saying I'm drinking NBA champion

Jimmy Butler's coffee doesn't that sound

better than I'm drinking NBA loser Jimmy

Butler's coffee you can't even beat

nuggets Jimmy how you expect to beat the

Frappuccinos pumpkin spice pumpkin spice

with sweet bus okay boy calm down let's

just get some sleep God damn it Jimmy

get your priorities straight body oh no

I'm just trying to do the math do the

math here with me Karen let me figure

this out I don't want to do the math boy

name we're gonna figure this out tell me

why on game day he would decide to play

cards with his friends while drinking

coffee instead of going down to the

court at five o'clock in the morning and

shooting some hoops you know that's

Kobe's but not Jimmy Butler no he

wants to drink as much coffee as he and

so he can have big IBS shits during the

game boy if you're not going to bed

leave the room because I'm tired you

know who's not tired Jimmy Butler

because he's been drinking coffee all

day and he didn't use up that energy on

the court so hmm I wonder where all that

energy is going oh I know I bet he's

gonna use all that energy to suck big

fat girthy good night pointy

didn't try

what the was that I could do that

pay me a hundred million dollars to

throw a ball at a hoop and just hope and

drink coffee and play cards with my

buddies hey Dad oh no don't look

Penelope you're not old enough Daddy's

watching an adult movie no you're not

you're just watching basketball no I'm

watching naughty coffee Barista takes on

Burley five-man basketball team what are

you talking about oh you don't see what

that grown man is doing to all the men

on that other team

um missing a bunch of basketball shots

oh yeah he's doing a lot of that but

where is his mouth what well you see

Penelope when two basketball players

love each other very much they suck each

other off and Jimmy must love the

Nuggets because he's the only one

sucking ew dad go get me my lighter what

go get me my Goddamn lighter and a pen

and some lighter fluid why

your dad and why did you want all this

stuff I'm burning my jersey don't you

think you're taking this basketball game

a little too seriously hey well at least

somebody's taking it seriously because

Jimmy sure didn't he thought that was

practice he thinks the game's tomorrow

is it no it was tonight and they lost

because Jimmy thought it was opposite

day he thought the team with the least

points won he thought he was playing

golf oh so he lost Penelope get the hell

out of here you're starting to piss me

off fine I loved this jersey but Jimmy

doesn't love basketball no he loves

coffee so this is what happens to this

jersey make sure I throw a lot of this

on there I don't want to burn nice and

good

goodbye Jimmy

what the hell are you doing running my

jersey

what the hell is wrong with him what the

hell were you thinking boy and he's

starting a fire well at least some heat

showed up today that's not funny Bonnie

you could have burned the house house

down I didn't say it was funny none of

this is funny cut the crap

oh I'm afraid the sad eyes are gonna

stay

for a very long time until Jimmy Butler

wins a championship

guy wait you know my name then why do

you always call me Boyne I thought you

didn't know my name I don't call you boy

I call you boy why don't you call me

Brooklyn because that's my name

okay well I'm not gonna be a Brooklyn

Nets fan who am I going to root for Seth

Curry the lesser of the curries the

underachieving one he's the brother of

Steph Curry and I guess if you say his

name fast enough it sounds like that I

think you got that wrong boy knee

Stephanie's a girl's name but look I'm

not gonna be a Brooklyn Nets fan well

Boyne why don't you go back to work get

your mind off things yeah there's an

idea everybody should do what they're

paid to do

throw it all away so that they can make

coffee have you even tried this coffee

Boise I don't know where the to buy

it Miami well that would make sense well

maybe if you won a championship people

would know where to buy his coffee

but yes you're right maybe you'll try to

go to work

hey nurse what do you got for me Chester

Cheetah

s again oh Manchester I think we should

give him some narcane and try to

resuscitate him well that sounds cool

hey could you check out this coffee I

made in the break room doctor I think we

should focus on the patient yeah you

would think that we should probably do

that because that's our jobs and that's

what we get paid to do but I want to try

to start a coffee company doctor I think

we're losing him just try it real quick

come on

it smells like a crappy cup of coffee do

you think I could beat Starbucks

oh well never mind then

how was your day at work Bonnie well I

did a better job than Jimmy I only

killed one person he killed the hearts

of every Miami Heat fan you killed

someone

yeah I tried the Jimmy method I got to

work and then started my own coffee

company what does that have to do with

killing someone what does it have to do

with basketball aren't they supposed to

drink Gatorade or some you know

coffee's a diuretic he was probably

dehydrated as I've never seen after

the Super Bowl people run up and dump a

bunch of coffee on their coach and give

them third degree burns boy need to

leave Jimmy Butler alone okay I mean it

Boyne what do you think he's doing right

now not pouting like you yeah of course

not he get paid 100 million dollars just

to drink coffee and give the ball to the

other team I'll get it

are you gonna go get it boy yeah go oh

I'm sorry I was giving a Jimmy amount of

effort hello hello there

Jimmy Butler what are you doing here

shouldn't you

shouldn't you Denver Nuggets houses

blowing them well it came by to explain

myself oh good because I was really

wondering why the hell you played like

dog tonight well you see the Denver

Nuggets have never won a championship

before but see the Miami Heat we've won

three so I felt bad enough let them win

well if that does explain why you passed

the ball directly to the other team when

we were only down by one yeah I tried to

hide that the best I could but whoops

whoops yeah yeah whoops well I mean I

guess I understand why you let him win

but did you really have to suck them off

too well listen see I'll try harder next

season and I'll win it all okay well

that is good to know yeah you want to

buy some coffee I would not but I

actually really recommend that you take

this and drink this instead on game day

well no thank you I like my coffee

please please take this no the coffee's

good for me no I'm literally begging you

Jimmy no you hold on to that for me

maybe practice next time no see you next

season okay Jimmy uh you didn't take it

who is at the door boy oh nobody just a

coffee salesman at this time

was it Jimmy Butler that was Jimmy

Butler here

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