Published June 21, 2023, 5:20 p.m. by Monica Louis
minder 80s tv programme starring George Cole & Dennis Waterman.
When the lovely Dee Rogers arrives in the Winchester, with her friend Greg, having flown all the way from their native Australia, everybody is captivated by her charm, especially Arthur, who agrees to help her trace her missing fiancé. She is, of course, not what she seems and the supposed love of her life is a fellow villain whom she is pursuing with a vengeance.
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what's the name of that place again oh
the winchester it's a drinking club
i don't suppose you thought of that
joker's name yet
no i know it's arthur something or other
and i got the photo
the london isn't sydney it's 30 miles
across and it's got nearly as many
people as the whole of australia and
you're expecting to find one bloke
you're not even sure is here you must be
out of your tiny mind
maybe
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here we go
come on then come on
cop they are pulling away what are you
feeling about that you fool well i kind
of gav can i i said last week you need
servicing
we've lost them
you know what carp inheriting you from
sergeant chisholm is not dissimilar to
inheriting death duties
you know you're trouble my son total
ignorance are the times we live in
no historical perspective that's your
problem you know what they say about
history repeating itself shouldn't do it
in company oh very amusing terrance very
drool and here you are turning down
gainful employment and here you are
giving me gba to the eardrum again hello
arthur hello
i'll be looking for you i'm sad to say
you found me oh tell angela well i'll
take the term for the worst i suspect
yeah i know what you mean
i've got a good trade if you're
interested listen if it's as dodgy as
that last cochlear you tried to sell me
oh no nothing like that i don't know how
that got in the police five rickett
wouldn't he i'll phone him up you know
whispering grass what's his name um saw
taylor yeah that's it he's dead
yeah fell off the back of a lorry
no i spoke to him told him that gear had
been got in good faith and he was taken
on liberty with my living apologise did
he ask for me name didn't he can you
imagine
you want to see what got off in it
yeah all right come on it's over here
ain't hard to look at is it
keep her indoors warm and happy in
winter i thought
try it now gov
well i don't know
maybe a bit of dirt in the carburetor
what do you think
i think our two ladies are probably
hoisted after selfridges by now
don't insult me more full for that kind
of doe i could join a barclay hunt
capture my own foxes get the skins made
up and still come out with change leave
your father that coke comes to at least
a couple of grand the right way tell him
will you terry consider yourself told
i don't know you threw your fingers to
the bone you have to put up with all
this egg
eerie stands cushioned against the harsh
realities of unemployment mostly i may
add you to my good officers all right
800 and we've got a trade yeah where was
i i don't know but i wish you were still
there i'm still here i risk my liberty
for that cult offer and you want to
steal it off me look i can buy them
legit at cost for what you are asking
more for now will you please go away
well all right
seven
and that's final yeah dave and we were
only kids at the time but we remember
the yarrow marches right dave gero a sea
of unemployed schlepping their way
hundreds of miles down the airways and
by ways to the smoke there were no
motorways in those days terry no socks
holes in their daisies but cloth caps a
dignified angle in order that they might
demand their democratic right to do an
honest bit of collar will you know sad
days my son but they will be back terry
stand on me
that is what they said but he helps
ella's helps themselves well you must
have his undivided attention maybe six
here tell when are you gonna bring in
them tapes you keep promising me oh
that's right i'm sorry mate no next time
i promise you all right yeah yeah that's
a bit tasty all right
shannon bad eye over is she okay
five uh
and it really saddens me to say it uh
excuse me
mr daley arthur daley arthur is he yeah
this is him here i don't know
i suppose we just sit here gav
waiting to come back
see if they got anything like we did
that yesterday without a result don't
you remember idiot
well this is you with gary mitchell
isn't it yeah that's right look at that
oh well yes yes there is a vague uh
similarity and you are i'm sorry my name
is dee rogers we've just literally got
off the plane from australia gary's an
old mate of mine and he said if we were
over here we should look him up
unfortunately i lost his address
but i do remember him mentioning this
club and talking about this really nice
blow called arthur daly it is you isn't
it arthur well now now that you mention
it um miss
d please call me d ah d and i'll call
you arthur that's okay fine listen can i
buy you and your friends a drink
mr nice guy can get it can't you yeah
yes why not i mean it's at least i can
do it mom please einstein let me get
this one oh it's okay love you'll get
your choice believe me
what's happening uh gin and orange
thanks
i'll take a lager coming up
um i'm terry oh how do you do terry
g'day for or i go elsewhere can't you
see we got company
listen if you don't mind me saying if uh
all the ladies are like you down under i
think i'll immigrate tomorrow
tommy charming oh yes
that's a good group you got this board
wait hello greg good to know my name's
morris yeah we call him mournful i'll
let you work out why how do you do
morris oh not so good as a matter of
fact i'll keep trying you know i mean
yeah i know a couple of aussie birds
terrific oysters shout out come and have
your drinks
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excuse me dear yeah do you wish to
purchase that dress
oh i'm not sure i was just checking the
color i'm afraid i'll have to take it
back inside the shop you've set off the
alarm
oh i'm sorry it's this dear we've got
them on all the garments it gets removed
once the garment is purchased of course
ah
hey you you don't think i was trying to
steal the dress do you not a tool dear
you want to know were you
yeah i knew him well
great drinking mates gary and me
um but i must say i didn't expect him to
come back here no
why's that
uh
well um he seemed very anxious to get
away yeah to australia specifically uh
yeah well he liked the idea of all that
sunshine and freedom you know what i
mean oh right yeah dude what are we
gonna do about the taxi
uh
would it be all right to send it away
and park our luggage in here just while
we talk no trouble at all dave's a
diamond
uh oh english money oh terry will sought
that for you i did he's very good at uh
that yeah
sort of thing
greg will help you won't you
yeah sure i'll give you a hand
you really are a nice fella
gary was right about you
one might know in life my dear is if you
cannot do someone a good turn do not do
them a bad one you put that weight here
that's a lovely philosophy a little
something i picked up along the way
arthur have you any idea where i might
find gary well i'm not exactly unknown
in this town my dear and if he's around
i'm sure we can work something out so
that we can find him for you would you
i'd be really grateful
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uh yeah well i am a very busy man
i mean do have to earn the daily crust
after daily crust
ah get a living i understand
that important is it it is to me
you see well actually gary and i weren't
just good friends
as a matter of fact we love each other
very much
we were to be married but
well let's just say circumstances parted
us and
well anyway things are different now
but i thought you and um greg oh no he's
just an old friend having to be on the
plane he's over here meeting his brother
oh
arthur i'd be perfectly willing to cover
any costs that you might incur
if you wouldn't be insulted by that
insulted no no no of course not my dear
no no just just overheads you know no i
wouldn't be insulted and how could i not
help such a pretty lady as yourself now
me and my man terry will do the best we
can
oh
something out of my dear i guess i'm a
bit chilly
what in this eat
not used to your climate i guess
don't go away my dear
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score is all you're getting and you're
taking liberties
three and i'm doing you a favor
arthur i want you to know how depressed
that makes me feel red is cashing your
claw right now
and i want your assurance that it is
bankrupt stock
what
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oh yeah of course well
well if it wasn't for fat i've got to
pay my analyst you're what
he reckons i'm suffering from depression
i'll tell you arthur it makes me doleful
i don't know you do it
stands you're in for three and within
minutes you knocked it out for five
perfectly normal business transaction
profit and loss that's what it's all
about and it she's happy i'm happy of
course marvel's a bit dull forward when
isn't he doleful oh you and greg get
into my car my dear i'm just giving my
man terry here esp oh are you trying to
make me look a burger what what i'll cut
the my man crap all right no no no just
a little gambit terry don't worry about
that i have learned something that will
be of great interest to you the giza who
is with her is not in the least
romantically involved with her huh
well do i off sustains a bit of an iron
iron leave it out man looks like the
center forward for the all blacks well
they ain't exactly limp wristed i'll
give you that but they're not all
screaming queens are they
i don't miss their tasteless terrence no
i think we've captured the little lady
what you mean captured or should i say
enraptured by sheer good fortune her as
that is the lady needs help looking for
an old mutual friend and we are in a
position to render her assistance in
that direction
i could render herself
is that character for real well at 500
pounds for coat like this he's
complaining oh come off adida bloke's a
con artist who needs him greg
he's the best chance i have to find my
darling gary and to do that
i'm willing to spend quite a bit
now the thing i don't get is why i saw
it like that would get pally with an
out-and-out villain like gary mitchell
in the first place i mean the only
reason he emigrated was because there
was a warrant out for him right right is
she straight and she oh she is terrorist
she is i found that out while you were
chatting to dave at the bar
so why gary mitchell well it seems he
set up business out there all kosher and
legit she worked for him for a time
that's how he became friends
well anything's possible
i've been saving the best bit
if you don't like hotels wants a place
of our own nice nudge
yeah yeah
yeah but what about the big boner all
black apparently he's gonna be staying
with his brother
all right who's
than you think my son i rented her your
flat
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course you don't mind do you terry
there is one little problem like where
am i going to rest my weary well you can
keep round at your grounds you're never
at home anyway are you cool thanks a lot
pal i didn't think i mean i don't want
to close i can hardly expect terry to
clear out of his flat just so i can
nonsense my dear why pay lunatic hotel
prices no no a nice little pie detail or
should i say pie to terry
not a few bus stops from the throbbing
heart of the metropolis but 80 quid a
week it's a gift stand on me
the whole ground floor
that's the lot well you know it's kind
of a shame it's not big enough for both
of us
well actually i was thinking about that
it is really in it i mean it's only got
one bedroom but it's a big old sofa
you're sure i mean you don't mind i
don't know i don't mind you know if you
don't mind no
are we uh we anywhere near park royal
park royal yeah that's where my brother
lives
hi i'm one for all right girls i hope
you've had a good day mine's been a
right downer
of course the boys are bachelor so
tidiness is not exactly a strong point
as you can see
around here but i can vouch for the fact
that he is personally clean in himself
personally clean will you just this is
the master bedroom all right hardly
elegant but uh cozy cozy
i really appreciate this arthur least i
can do my dear we british still have a
duty to protect and assist our colonial
cousins from around the globe
you know let me show you the carsey over
the bathroom right yeah
matt could do with a trip to the
cleaners terry so one day that's
changing those sheets
now these are about the right mark
i can shift these all day for 30 or 40
quid a lamp to proper people instead of
liberty takers like offer daily
who's arthur daley don't ask me
just run through gov be fixed for
what's this then
well according to ronnie aldridge that
little duo of aussie hoisters have been
trying to trade their ill-gotten gains
to persons on this manner right that's
what it's hercules and what has that
little collection of anti-social misfits
got in common then
uh
well they're all local faces we know or
suspect of handling stolen property
precisely and those three grimwood
barber and daley frequent the winchester
club is that not so yeah that's right
they do gov who else is a member and
occasional visitor to the said
establishment
oh yeah of course ronnie aldridge
ronald austin aldridge small-time thief
and informer and given our manpower
problem who better to keep an eye on mrs
grimwood barber and daley should the
opportunity arise ah i see gov
i suppose partial sight is better than
none
do have another word in his shell-like
now
right well i'll drop greg off at his
brother's and terry will start making
enquiries as the galley's whereabouts
while you get settled down in the flat
my dear oh i thought if it's okay
perhaps i could go along with terry
why not why not no harm in having
someone minding you perhaps you could
show d1 or two of our historic landmarks
terry show her where her ancestors
hailed from
clink prison's closed didn't it no i'm
sorry love no it's a little joke maybe
it's not
oh arthur do you know where i can hire a
car anything i'll do
i just you know can't be completely
dependent on you and terry hire a car
yeah um well as a matter of fact don't
you point that finger
anything no no i sent you guys you're
about to say
what if she is anticipating staying for
an indefinite period it will be far
cheaper to buy a nice reliable little
runabout
it just so happens i know where i can
obtain the sort of vehicle she would
appreciate i bet you do
you ought to be arrested freddie two and
a half for this museum piece well they
sell offer they don't build them like
this anymore no they wouldn't dare
m.o.t tax for another couple of months
please freddie i'm a trader not a punter
i don't want to hear all that dear rodeo
look at all that pudding on themselves
i'll give you 70. 70. yep
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make it a one and it's yours
not a gift freddy not a gift but
acceptable
you get your letter take it over to
terry's place can you sure be a bit
difficult today though he's over at the
auctions first thing in the morning all
right yeah fine leave it outside with
the papers and all that right we'll do
it please freddie
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oh freddy
you knew gary mitchell didn't you used
to graft all that firm out of fulham
yeah
done a bunk to australia about five
stretch ago isn't he at least that's
what i've earned well you heard right
well apparently he's back here now you
haven't seen sighting or sound of him
have you yeah
hang on a minute
i was having a drink in a prince of
wales the other day with bobby finch he
mentioned something about him
what was it now
fingers were all a bit elephants at the
time
no but i'm sure his name was stuck up
though why don't you have a word with
bobby yeah i will right first thing in
the morning okay yeah sure yeah right
ah i tried that been all over
i hadn't seen him or anything until
should i thought we'd have wanted a gun
back in the old ipo game when he was out
of here won he that's right yeah
he was the governor impersonating the
old bill let's face it
oh thanks keith see you around mate okay
oh i thought you knew i mean that is i i
thought that arthur would have told you
no no i didn't no
poor old gary
he was never happy there i don't know my
parents hated him for some reason
then one day we had this really terrible
fight and
the next thing i knew he'd sold his
business and come back to england
said if i really wanted him i'd
come and find him
so here i am
yeah you are
it's been really great today terry you
know showing me the sights and
everything i really appreciate it
listen uh
i suppose you don't fancy a nice quiet
drink in an old english pub eh now
what's your name up there my daughter
now look dee where the hell do you come
from
australia
bleeding australia oh gold we had an
australian pianist here the other night
not a lot of good but they're pretty big
down under joe
i had to go and see the doctor the other
day he said i haven't seen you for two
years i said i know i've been ill
social security you know what i mean he
said that your nose is swollen i said
i've got seen this trouble he said no no
sinus no i said i was out with a boxer's
wife is she there's a little song here
now
now there's a little song coming up here
now it's called leave it out john
everybody in the chorus
she was young and she was free
she took a shine to me
succumbing to my stunning natural charms
and i was cool as i could be
and i very casually
choke her in my chance for mental arms
what makes you think that
the power
as she slapped my face and very loudly
said everybody now
leave it out john
leave
if
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oh
you know what i mean gary told me a lot
of stories about it
funny
such a good side was funny
and inadvertently
i let her know exactly how i feel
everybody leaving and john
leave it
it's been so nice out today so leave it
up
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you weren't webbed up with gary mitchell
terry that sounds as if you don't like
it
i'm the jealous
it's not funny
hey narva usual please dave large one
terry hasn't rung or been in has he no
arthur how's it going
ronnie
haven't seen you around here for a bit
can you ever find a bit round here not a
little uh sojourn in one of our
majesty's hotels i hope no touchwood
you staying lucky are you luck has
nothing to do with it my son it's this
you always was a bit slippery after
cheers then
well you still haven't told us what
you're doing over here oh just a little
bit of business to take care of you know
help out a friend hmm
well no one can say you weren't the best
minder we have back home
is that all
no comment
you uh do you ladies have somebody
watching your backs over here oh we
don't really need it
well you know the shops are a doddle
yeah we've got a guy who gives us a
pretty fair deal on practically anything
we get
sounds like a pretty good setup
it's a dragon's birthday next week so
i've got to make a gesture a little
present keep this sweet know what i mean
what how about packing the firelighters
now what you got in mind ronnie well i
thought a bit of clobber i was coke
preps or a bit of tom if it ain't too
pricey just wondered if you might have
anything going no i got nothing like
that in stock
how about pogo stick
keep a fit help her work off her
aggression no i don't think so arthur i
don't know why i bought the bloody
things user must have caught me on the
op
one thing she's been asking me for is a
fur coat oh
if you've been here at lunch time i
could have done you a bit of good yeah i
had a fox furred a basil brush would
change his act four but i knocked it out
of this aussie bird didn't i
oh is he bad yeah you know antipod
what's it australian lady
and what a soul
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the only problem is you might get a
feeling of pain if someone hits you over
the edge to get at it right
you know i'm really bushed
let's go down terribly if i just went
back to the flat i mean with all the
traveling the sightseeing and uh no food
i'm really how many weeks yeah
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i don't blame you tell i knew you
wouldn't go to australia well on a moped
oh there's loads of room in here
fantastic
listen terry uh
are you sure about this i mean
hospitality is one thing but letting
someone you only just met no don't be
daft i said it was all right tonight
anyway you never know if we don't find
gary my luck might change
you are sweet
don't call me that
about gary terry yeah uh
look i realize it probably sounds a bit
silly but
well if you and arthur do find him would
you mind telling me first
yeah if you want yeah you promise
yeah why
it's only a silly thing it's just that
well you know i want to surprise him
can you understand that
no
yeah i don't understand
you
england's answer to you efna leaving a
bird like that to snuggle down on her
own you must be slipping my son don't
give me all that you knew she and
mitchell were more than just good
friends uh she did say something about
an infatuation but um she's come over to
married a geezer she told me she told
you and all oh funny i must have
misunderstood bleeding hilarious in it
anyway first we've got to find him yeah
presuming he's around and that could
take a bit of time long enough for you
to maneuver yourself into her affections
yeah and long enough for you to rip her
off for a few more quid
terence i must say this i feel deeply
wounded when you make aspirations like
that
and anyway unlike you i have made some
progress in that direction well when i
was doing the deal with freddie the fly
for the tasty little motor for d and he
reckons bobby finch might know something
well finch he's got the prince of wales
yeah very saying well let's get down to
it what's the ari tomorrow i do
want to give yourself a chance don't you
they're not too keen then afraid not
love
but uh i can't really blame them
considering
however they might be able to help out
with that other item hmm
something
and what about using that place i mean i
thought that's what you intended to do
when you moved in there
i don't think we'll have any trouble
with those other two characters
made you promise yeah well i can
understand that can't you hmm all right
sound long time no see how's it going
what's it got to do with you
yeah well i'll be off now arthur i'll uh
be popping in so uh if anything comes up
nice mother right or whatever yeah
see around it
what's all that about
you ain't trading with that ponce are
you
ronnie
he's all right
i yeah from a few proper people that
he's a wrong too friendly with plodd
really
i didn't know that you ain't told him
any of your business have you
me no no no no no no you know me terry
never divulge more than is necessary
that's all right yeah
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let me understand this ronnie you say
that arthur sold a fur coat to this
australian bird that's right mr rydequat
told me so himself well say what he'd
hardly likely to be selling bank gear to
someone who's thieved it would he no no
that's true
and since we have already got these
suspect australian hoisters under
surveillance
what is the point of this ludicrous
information i just figured the aussie
connection you know
arthur's also got a remoter
what is so unusual about that daily
deals in motors well if you go in oyster
motor zandy in it
thing is ronnie the two ladies in
question already have a car
yeah that's true aldridge
you are a [ __ ] of mind-boggling
ineptitude i don't know why i'll let you
rain
you talk to him i'll go and wait in the
car and if you feel a compunction to hit
him
try to do it so as not to leave any
marks
400 for that i know it's ridiculously
underpriced for a period piece like that
and what with the demand and everything
but there you go you see being in the
trade does have his advantages
you're unbelievable
thank you
oh that's great arthur really great i
love all things just as well in it yeah
note the uh early plastic dashboard my
dear and the genuine leatherette
upholstery fabula get in get in try it
out besides comfort is a guaranteed
feature of course
yeah but isn't it too much
far too much
oh listen arthur uh do i have to get a
get it insured or anything you know
before i can drive it all taken care of
my dear i have a friend who has a nice
line in cover notes third party fire and
theft are criminally low fee and if you
just look on the seat you'll see my own
small personal contribution so that you
do not get lost in the capital of the
mother country
you're great arthur
mr wonderful wonderful i'll tell you my
dear come along bye-bye
come on i mean you must have striped her
over a monkey already but she says it's
mr wonderful it's gross gross no no
terence it's the natural forces of
supply and demand if the punter is
pleased with a price he pays it would be
perverse to place a parcel for peanuts
pillock pardon
pass
precisely
i'll manage to get it for one night i'll
take the 200 mars for your trouble it's
no skin off our nose yeah
well i'm not too happy about it i can
tell you
so where are they now
out looking for gary where do they think
you are doing some more sightseeing
shopping on mine where are we meant to
meet these girlfriends yours anyway my
son popped down by a canal
i've got it written down did you uh tell
him about me then i didn't have any
option did i but don't worry they're as
good as going okay
what do you reckon
is this it don't you think it's ace
it's a bit of a rust bucket day
dave's story saw him so he said where
just down the road what boozer spieler
club what oh just punch him in the
street seems gary's open the wine bar
there huh at least that's what he told
dave it's going to be fine by gary
mitchell apart from anything else he'd
never get a license that's what i said b
told dave he's got his brother fronting
for him brother did we had a brother i
knew he got a sister somewhere
i don't know maybe said bravo
why
it makes a change from impersonating
police doesn't
oh that balled up that's him
you're right it is terry
you know he's definitely him come on
oh no no hang about what
i made a promise didn't i well it
doesn't stop us talking to the man asked
after old times how things are going
does he do all that at the wedding
reception can't you hmm
who's got the umpteen
hey girls
steve rogers
lisa sandra
is uh is that it
yeah
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so
come on terry we've got four visits to
make
arthur
is it true
is it true have you found gary uh david
the club said that you'd it is true my
dear we have
oh that's fantastic
where is he westbourne grove westbourne
grove yeah it's happening in a wine bar
a wine bar apparently look i've got the
address here terrific
absolutely terrific
you didn't talk to him then no no my
dear barely mind your request and the
fact that my word is my bond we did not
i know you think i'm being sillier not
at all my dear have we not all at some
time or another been touched by love's
little mystery and romance oh you're a
real thought arthur at all you too terry
oh my pleasure
will you two be around later only you
know if i see gary and everything's okay
you know perhaps we can all have a drink
together yeah i'm busy for the rest of
the day but perhaps later at the club
all right sure great thank you ah both
of you being a privilege my dear
wonderful prophet eh
coat looks nice didn't it
as soon as the hat
don't see many of them about anymore do
you guys
the car or the blonde
he's in the loo won't be long yeah right
we're ready then we'll be soon might as
well live together
looks like they're having a day off
oh yeah
we'll uh maybe see you later girls yeah
maybe
don't forget greg not our place no sweat
have a nice day be lucky thank you bye
maybe some people don't know how to flap
in the house maybe well come on then and
let's see if we can stay with them this
time shall we
good job we call round before bobby it's
got to be better than paying brewery
price isn't it yeah but arrowland if you
can i'm expecting our rep rounder yeah
lively terry lively man's in hurry why
aren't you amber fewer easy wood that my
condition would allow
oh
it's nice to be in a moat that actually
goes for a change
[Applause]
wouldn't it be better to move the arc
over longer a bit
oh i don't think it can be done
hang on a minute i'll have another look
at the plans
well
g'day gary
hello d
naughty i'll do this never mind
you bastard
did you really think you could get away
with written me off oh wait a minute
love
the crystals dee i want what's mine you
bastard
now i think you'd better come along with
us
come on dude this is getting bloody with
shifted bomb
all right all right don't get excited
you're not the two lows terry and we're
dropping for a well-earned drink of
winchester good thank you
i'll tell you what can we stop off at my
flat i'll pick up those tapes i promise
dave yeah yeah i could do with a leak
okay sport you take a seat right there i
don't mind okay
oh christ what is it arthur and terry
we can have a nice little surprise at
that without margaret or someone sure
i do
what you do
what's this a little joke
this is no joke it's for real
oh my god
i'm sorry about this terry
we weren't expecting you back so soon
arthur what have you done to me gary me
nothing she told me you two were madly
in love i don't understand neither do i
well it's quite simple really you see
this little worm this uh friend of yours
has ripped me off for what i consider to
be at least of 50 000 of your good old
british sterling
i've come to collect
is this true gary
i missed understanding tell
misunderstanding crap
look we're working this scam together
right partners for nearly two years
then we get this really big score and
this bastard skips the country with my
share well it wasn't just the weather
getting warm down there you know
hold on are you telling me that you were
at it with him you got it what the ipo
game
woman detective sergeant rogers
detective inspector mitchell two of
sydney's finest
i have to say this my dear i made a
serious misjudgment of character about
you yes i'm sorry arthur but i'm sure
even you will understand that being
taken for a lot of money isn't a very
nice thing to do to someone i'm deeply
shocked nice girl god never mind all
that what are we going to do yeah well
before you start i'm good i have very
silly stay right where you are father
no no no hold on listen this is my gaffe
right
now i don't want all this garbage in
there i'll get enough aggro from the old
bill without getting involved in other
people's wars so you can just stick that
thing where you like it most and piss
off all of you go on we're not going
anywhere we're gonna stay right here
till we get this little bit of business
sorted out okay sport
i don't think you've got a bottle spoke
mournful been ages how's your luck don't
ask yourself can't complain can't
complain drink
did you know alcohol was a depressant
you do surprise me
dave
where you came usual yeah
don't suppose you'd be interested in a
tasty leather jacket for your old lady
would you funny you should say that
you're all right
i'll never be right again terry my
nervous system has undergone the most
terrible trauma
oh that's water you're all right
all right all right we know you're
serious what now
well that depends somewhat on the
detective inspector here
i ain't got it [ __ ] straight i've
stepped mostly in the wine but i've not
that place wouldn't be worth a quarter
of what we had even if property prices
are expensive in this city
and you running a wine bar well that's a
joke for a start i won't be running it
silent oh no no
what you might call me retirement
investment i want my share you bastard
the wine bar no not the bloody wine bite
i'm serious gary you better believe it
believe it believe it believe it oh my
god
look we must be able to work this out
now now arthur and i
we've been made to look right mugs in
this little turnout right so just do us
a favor what's it all about it's about
four hundred thousand dollars worth of
jewelry which we acquired and he
retained four
000 that was the insurance value
as well you know offer anything like
what you'd get for rookie tom
how do you manage that same old game too
find out who's got a few quid and we're
at it
or someone who tucks the odd valuables
out of the tax man's site steaming as
the old bill with a moody search warrant
and confiscate his evidence
funny thing just come through in the
word gov
a man in westbourne grove was kidnapped
at gunpoint what is funny about that
well it seems it was kidnapped by a
woman and a man with australian accents
and
well the thing is i didn't connect it
immediately but when you left me talking
to ronnie he said the australian bird
arthur sold the fur coat to he's staying
at terra mccann's flat
i can't quite work out all the
intriguing combinations we have here
cart
but i intend to another thing makes him
even more puzzling um
ronnie aldridge just rang me and he says
it's mournful maurice who's dealing with
the hoisters
sid
let me have a mobile out the front soon
as you can
you pay her gary it's the only sensible
thing to do
he's right you know
because apart from
ned kelly's intentions here
i don't see that you've got any choice
mate
because if you don't pay the lovely lady
i personally are gonna pay you to get my
meaning
all right so
but you all what don't come to know 50
grand darling in the first place they
always top up the insurance value and
that stuff was only worth what roughly
200 grand
tell her what you expect you ever wear
for that arthur
me well how would i know come on oh well
yeah i have brushed shoulders with
people in bars who have discussed such
matters of across like you're not making
out a statement to the old belt oh 60
odd grand top whack
40 which have already stuck into the
wine bar and that is fact
yes all right i'll take the 20 grand you
still got
well there's been a few incidental
expenses along the way
all i've got in red is is 15 grand
tucked under the floorboards
what i do want it coming on you ghost
take them to it no
you go and get it terry
gary and arthur can stay here
insurance so you return i'm sorry
princess you're not on terry
we all go together and i don't care
where we go and then i'll go and collect
it so what's the difference
the difference mastermind is you and
this australian iron kidnapped him at
gunpoint in broad daylight right and the
car that you swagged him off in which is
a dot on a car to be noticed he's parked
outside my flat with half the old bill
in london looking for it now we all go
well you can stay here and explain it to
them yourselves
make sense dee
the girls won't go a lot on it but
we could use their place
you know it really depresses me knocking
out quality gear like this for half of
what it's worth
morris you're a real joy to work with do
you know that
there's kind of you
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all right i'll do that take a look
around in there
he's right 15 grand
i still only got the bastards word for
it that this is all that's left
so what you're going to do stan argue
about it or get out while you're in
front
there's definitely signs she's been
staying there guv yeah
she's definitely not there now though is
she
which leaves us with one possibility
well it's been nice meeting you fellas
not as rewarding as i'd hoped but nice
yeah but what about the motor and all
the stuff that uh terry's flat sell it
arthur
well you're so good at that
and terry
i am sorry about the circumstances
if things have been different who knows
you might well have got lucky
now she tells me
see you around fellas
good day
you know we're going to heathrow mate
i think we've got a puncture gun yeah
that's not all
we had one earlier anna spares up the
creek
wow wonderful
well thanks anyway tell
and you'll both definitely get a drink
out of it that's the promise stuff it
oh until i understand
but you must come around at the opening
night me wine bar yeah yeah
i'm thinking they're calling it gems by
the way
we're out of a sucker for standing by
tonight see ya go on on your bike
what have you done certain expenses were
incurred you know
listen you this thing ain't over with
yet if it does all come on top i want to
be as uninvolved as possible you got
that
hold up
three wheels on your wagon
[Applause]
i don't feel at all well terry
get me another car round here will you
incredible you are incredible
did you really expect me to swallow that
little fairy tale i can't understand
what you mean mr icon
i understand sergeant chisholm has
nightmares about you daley
real ones well that is not going to
happen to me
you sold the lady in question the car
with which she abducted that bloody
mystery man it was an honest transaction
mr rykot one of my legitimate trades
isn't it buying and selling motors there
isn't a law against that is there there
is against flogging bent coats now that
is a gross cannon mr rycott you have no
evidence at all i sold a fur coat to
anyone none you have been listening to
malicious gossip and rumors slanderous
charges may have to be late
yeah shut up come on what
he had to let us go didn't we yeah no
choice
i think we had the right result
considering now what you're forgetting
terry is we were both genuine innocent
parties in this unfortunate incident
so we had to tell a few porkies to avoid
all the aggravation what you might call
natural justice
it's mournful
it's a very sad day for me arthur very
sad indeed never mind about that
mournful come on you're nicked i'm being
fitted off
send for my brief i'm innocent
you uh don't think mournful will declare
yeah mourful nah he's one of your own
aren't he
hey hey
you don't think uh well
morsi matilda
i do hope so
so do i
come on let's go have a nice cup of tea
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