Try Not To Eat - Holiday Movies! (Elf, The Grinch, Bad Santa) | People vs Food

- 'Twas the night before Christmas when all through the house...

- What can I say? I like ham.

- Buddy the Elf. What's your favorite color?

- (PvF) Are you excited for some holiday treats?

- Yes, I am! - Yes, please.

- (PvF) Well, too bad! - Aw, what?

- Wait! Why? - What am I thinking?

- Because it's a Try Not To Eat! - Don't do this.

- No! - (PvF) It's a Try Not To Eat:

Holiday Movie Edition. - No! (laughs)

- Why would you start like that? - It's gonna be a lot of cinnamon,

cookies. - Holiday cookies? Yeah.

- A big old turkey dinner. I know you too well.

- Oh, do you? - I don't, no. (laughs)

- Let's do it. Let's eat. - Yeah. Let's eat.

Let's eat. - Let's eat.

Oh! This is the-- - Oh, this is the Vanessa Hudgens one.

- What's the one when they switch? - Um, The Princess...

- (Kevin) Milk and vanilla. - His voice is so sultry.

- (laughs) - I know, right? He's wearing

a turtleneck! - Swap Prin-- no.

Princess Swap? (buzzer)

- Vanessa Hudgens was killing it in this movie.

- This was so good! - (Margaret) Let's check

the refrigerator. - "Check the refrigerator."

- Oh! - (PvF) Yes?

- Princess Switch. (ding)

- Princess Switch. Okay. - Ohhh, snap! (laughs)

- If you guys splash us with flour, I swear to God...

- They're just gonna give us flour.

We're just gonna have flour. - No!

- There's too much splashing going on. - I looked too good to--

do not get flour. - Do not do that.

- We are looking fabulous. - That's it! We're gonna eat flour.

- Oh, wow! - Why do you have flour?

- (gasps) - You are giving us flour?!

- And we won't throw it. - You can do whatever you want.

- Oh, that's so cute. But why is this here?

- This looks really nice. - This is like the most perfect

hot chocolate I think I've ever seen. - And we're back to Sharon

not waiting for me anymore. - Oh! Uh-uh.

- We're done-zo. - (PvF) From Princess Switch,

we're ready to get cozy in the kitchen

with some delicious homemade hot chocolate,

pastries from Lady Margaret's kitchen. Just be careful not to spill the flour.

- Why? This is cute, but this has nothing to do with this.

- Do I lose if I play with the flour?

I do?! - You-- I look good, okay?! Please.

I don't say I look good often, okay? - I want to so bad!

- I don't have style. You--

(buzzer) - I'm gonna have

to change my sweater. - This just got awkward

because what we just revealed is Daniel has a drinking problem.

- (snickers) - (chuckles)

- No. No! (screams)

- Are you gonna drink some or no? - No.

- Well, then...! - Ah.

- Now you have to! You should drink it.

- Is that us trying it? Are you se--

- Don't tell me that counts. - I feel like they're in it now,

right? - No!

- Look at that. - Noo! I'm trying to win!

I'm trying to win! - If we're in it,

I'll [censored] drink it. - Yeah, we're in it.

(buzzer) That's good.

- (Jaxon) It's very rich.

- (screams) I'm trying to win! - You guys ever, like-- oh my--

- (both laugh)

- You're lying! - Naughty list, ladies and gentlemen!

- Just what you need. - It seems like it's missing something.

- You need some booze? - Schnapps.

- Yeah. - Happy holidays, everyone.

[Censored] this. - (laughs)

(burps) - Oh!

- Oh, yes! - Yes! Oh!

- Oh! - Oh. It's just pure jellybeans.

- (squeals) - My favorite.

- Elf knows what's up! Buddy knows what's up!

- Here, here! - Oh, is this the spaghetti

with the candy on it? - That is too much sugar.

- That's disgusting.

- Oh! (laughs) - I would've thought this would've

been the punishment, so now I'm a little nervous.

- Even though it looks disgusting, I just gotta try it.

- Oh my go-- (laughs) oh! - It's definitely food.

- Oh, no, I'll wear an elf hat! (laughs)

- (PvF) Haven't you always wanted to try Buddy the Elf's

breakfast spaghetti? - Buddy the Elf.

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- SANTA! Oh my god!

- No. (chuckles) - This...

(buzzer) - Chocolate spaghetti is not something

I've ever thought about consuming before.

- Y'all are good sometimes with food.

I don't think this is one of those times.

- Stuff your face in! - Oh! (laughs)

- It will help you. - This looks wrong.

- What are you doing? - I hate candy corn too. Oh my--

are you a candy corn person? - I've never tried candy corn.

♪ (record scratch) ♪ - What?!

- I'ma try it. (buzzer)

(laughs) That tastes so good!

Oh my god! That's actually really good.

- Oh! There you go. Just gonna have a bit of Pop-Tart.

It's not great. - Mm-mm.

- Y'all don't like that?! - No!

- (laughs) - Oh, he got it! He got it!

- Candy corn is great. - Yeah!

- I don't understand the hate that it gets.

- Me either! - The spaghetti's kinda weird.

- (laughs) Ew! I don't like that.

- The cookies are bomb. - I need a drink.

- (laughs) Haha, that's Santa!

- He's like the most alcoholic Santa I've ever seen in any movie!

- This is the one that he never gets better.

- I don't care what anyone says. Advent calendar chocolate

is SO, SO good. - He's just gonna tear into it.

- Waa! - I love the very sad

and out of key sad Christmas music. - Yeah. Yeah, right?

- Aww, he's ruining it! That's not how you use it!

- (laughs) - Ooh, do we get alcohol?

- Oh, do-- - ♪ (both vocalize) ♪

- Ooh, we killed that. - Hell yeah.

- Oh my god! - Oh my god!

- There it is!

- Wow! Legit! - Apple vodka alternative.

What?! Alternative? That said it would be disappointing!

- Mm. - Y'all are under 21!

- Who has to know?! - I was chillin'.

- They didn't need to know! - (PvF) Before Bad Santa gets to it,

we've got a wonderfully tasty advent calendar filled

with surprises and some... (cap clatters)

...vodka to go along with it. - (sighs) Nah. Nah.

This one's not for me, fam. - Cheers.

There we go. (buzzer)

Ooh! - (burps)

- You just want me to drink in front of everybody.

- 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house...

- Can I have this glass? - They need it for the other shoot!

- [Censored]. - (laughs)

- I can't have [censored]! - You get an advent calendar.

- (mocks) "You get an advent calendar."

- (all laugh) - Okay.

- Away to the window, I flew like a flash,

tore open the shutters, and threw up the sash.

(buzzer) - This is the best chocolate ever.

What are you dr-- it's not vodka!

- Stop! Let me imagine it! - Salud.

(buzzer) - I think we boozey.

I think we're a little boozey. (laughs)

- All right, you got it, you got it.

- All right. - Okay?

- (PvF) You know what? - What?

- Ohhh! You got it. Go! - Ohh, Nicole! Let's go!

- Cheers. - Scull!

- Oh! (laughs) Wowww!

- (boy) Dear Mr. Klaus. - (both) Claus.

- Ahhh! - Aww, I love Klaus!

- This is-- it's a-- this is really well done.

- It's so pretty. - This animation is really cool.

- Is this the jam pie? Or what did they call it? The berry--

- Berry pie. Berry pie! - Pie. Then she makes a cake.

- Oh, pies? - Pie?

- Cake? - Oh, snap! Look at that.

- Whoa. - Whoazers.

- It's-- ooh. - (PvF) This beautiful pie from Klaus

teaches us two things. First, a few good kids

and some random acts of kindness can change a whole town.

And two, wild berry jam does make for a delicious pie.

- Now that I've lost, I can just continue to lose.

- Is it bad that I don't have a sweet tooth?

- I'm the same way. - Yeah.

- Same time? - Yeah, one...

- (both) Two, three. - (imitates plane sounds)

(buzzer) Oh my gosh!

- Oh! - Carrot cake, I think. (laughs)

- I think she placeb-- I think she-- I can't speak.

I think she placebo'd-- - It got him too. Look at-- he was--

"I think she had the pla-- I-- (exaggerated stutters)"

- (Jaxon) I just genuinely can't speak.

That's just something I can't do. (buzzer)

(buzzer) - Worth it.

- Oooooh! - That looks beautiful.

I like how you can see it all mixed on top.

- Mm-hmm. - This hits the spot.

- It does. - The best!

- Pretty amazing. - I think just overall

I'm gonna pass. We need to relax for a second.

We need to catch our breaths. - Yeah.

We still feelin' a little tipsy.

- (Nora) Excuse me. I am looking for a ham.

- Oh my god. Christmas with the Kranks?!

I LOVE this movie! I watched this movie

so many times as a kid. - You know, what's so funny

about this movie is it's the worst Christmas movie ever.

But because it's Christmas, at the end, you still are like, "Aww."

- Oh, this is when they start racing to get the ham. (laughs)

- Just getting in random footrace with somebody

at the grocery store. - Just run! There you go.

Is that like a mom run? - ♪ (both hum) ♪

- Is that Milanos? - Yeah. (laughs) Yeah.

- So, they decided to go on a cruise instead

of have a Christmas party. And the whole town's pissed at 'em.

- (man) No, it's not for sale. - That poor guy's like...

- He's like, "Nah." - No.

- "I need this ham. This ham is for my family."

- A nice honey-baked ham. - Just from a can straight up?

- Is it even cooked? - Is this real?

- (gasps) Yes! - You guys shouldn't have.

- Oh! - Thanksgiving came early!

- I was definitely about to tear into this. (laughs)

- (PvF) We've got the last Hickory Honey Ham,

Blair Krank's favorite, just in time for Christmas.

- I'm kind of contentious, holding this. (laughs)

- It's a ham baby. I would be a perfect babysitter.

- (both laugh) - Look at this.

- Mm-hmm. - I love mashed potato, man.

- Me too! (buzzer)

(buzzer) - Your boy's adding his protein in.

- That's true. (buzzer)

- We've been having nothing but, like...

- Sugar. - ...sugar this whole time.

We need a nice Christmas dinner. - And ♪ vodka alternative ♪

- (both laugh) (buzzer)

- ♪ Merry Christmas to me ♪ (laughs)

I don't know. (buzzer)

- I sure hope my parents don't watch this episode.

- I sure do. My mom gonna be like,

"She was getting lit." I'm like, "Um..."

- That's some good mashed potatoes. - That's real good.

- I will say, there's something interesting about canned ham,

where it's like less dense than regular ham.

- 'Cause it's been sitting in a can for four years.

- That's prob-- (laughs) - Y'all, that does it!

- Let me get all my protein in now.

- There's more protein coming your way.

- Oh! In what form? - I don't like the way you said that.

- What can I say? I like ham.

- (both laugh) - (PvF) Literally, not a single one

of you passed this holiday episode. - Cheesecake! Come on!

- (PvF) Are you ready to see what you're missing out on,

courtesy of The Grinch? - Yes, I want to see

what I am not going to have. - (Grinch) This is my first

Christmas dinner... - No! This table is huge!

- Look at all that food! Look at that pie.

- You guys think you're tempting. We've had our ham.

We've had-- he's right here, baby. - We are missing out

on a lot of food. - I know. Don't remind me.

- You're the Grinch. Look. - See? The Grinch got a heart.

- Look at the Grinch! I said you're the Grinch!

Be the Grinch! Own the Grinch! Be the Grinch!

I won't even make you do the speech. - (both laugh)

- The only semblance of comfort I have in this, besides her,

is this ham. - Aww. (laughs)

- Is this nice little ham. And I-- no!

- (gasps) Look at that cupcake. - Yo, look at this. This is beautiful

- Look at the little heart. - What are we missing out on?

Oh! - Brussel sprouts? All right. I--

- And a cupcake?! - Look at this.

- The Who hash! - Who hash.

- (gasps) Oh my goodness!

Oh my goodness! - Holy crap!

- Wow! - (PvF) Our winners would've gotten

a whole Grinch holiday feast, complete with some Who hash

and roast beast that's sure to make your heart grow three sizes.

Or at least your belly. - Look! They even threw in

the hot chocolate! - There's the heart

that Nicole doesn't have. - Right. Hey, we found your heart!

- I really took a bite of a few pieces of ham

to pass up this whole thing! - You know, I...

- (PvF) Unfortunately, Sharon, Daniel, Jaxon, Angelique, Travis,

and Rosie, you were tempted. - I tried.

- (PvF) And for that, you must suffer the consequences.

- It's [censored] Christmas! (laughs) - There's the vodka speakin'.

- No! No!

- This is not gonna be good. - This is not gonna be good.

- Oogie Boogie! I love Oogie Boogie. - Oh!

- No. He's filled with bugs. - I know.

- Don't you [censored] dare tell me we're eating bugs.

- Are you [censored] serious? - Don't tell me we're eating bugs.

- Yeah, it's filled with bugs. No, it's gonna be bugs.

It's gonna be bugs! - I have-- I'm sca--

- Peace out! - (PvF) Come back, Rosie!

- Rosie! - Oh, jeez.

- Ahh!

- Oh, no! They're-- they're-- they're bugs!

- Oh, there are bugs on it. - (PvF) From Tim Burton's

The Nightmare Before Christmas, we've got a grubby Oogie Boogie

that's most certainly going to ruin your bash.

- Ew, I saw its eyes! Its eyes are just staring

at me like this! - Cheers.

Ahh, it's crunchy! - (gags)

- There's no good part to bite this.

- It's dark chocolate. - That is not what you just said!

That is not what you just said! - (PvF) That's not a bite, Rosie!

- Dude, that's a bite. You can see the inside.

- No, that's not a bite, Rosie! - Bruh.

- That's really gross. - Did you do it?

- (laughs) - You just do it since it's that easy.

Just do it! Just do it! Just do it! - No, you--

- Ah, like, no. - It's kind of turning

into sand in my mouth. - I feel dead inside now.

- You broke her. - Well, maybe you should try

not to eat! - I am- oh, I--

- (Daniel and Nicole laugh)

- (laughs) - No! Don't touch me.

- You know what I'll do with you? - I don't care if you eat it or not.

You've-- - She's going to--

- No, because it even grosses me out if you do that

'cause I don't wanna see it. You're making this worse!

You're not making this better! - I've never seen Nicole partake.

Oh. (gasps) Oh, that was a big bite! - Oh my gosh.

- That was a big bite! - Yummy.

Well, Chef Ash, it looks like we won Christmas. Hmm.

- Yes, we did. Let us know what else we should

torture our reactors with in the comments down below.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

- Mmm.