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I'm your Ghost of Christmas presents

Like A Christmas Carol

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on a bitter cold Christmas Eve one Dark

Soul is selected for Redemption by the

ghosts of Christmas past present and yet

to come a tradition that continues

through this very Night

Like A Christmas Carol yes yes if you

would just let me get this outfit so out

of all the people on the planet

murderers people who do gender reveal

parties I'm the guy you're gonna hunt

you know what forget it

I told you the guy is a level 20 pain in

the Dickens come on I can take this guy

I'm your Ghost of Christmas present

I'm not watching your dramatic

re-encrapment hey I'm haunting you you

can't just run away from me but I'm

haunting you hello

I believe he can be a positive force for

mankind and he's got his hands all over

everything yeah I wish Mom are you

texting HR no

people don't sing We got a runner

that's just fun to watch

I'm here to change into being a more

positive force for Humanity

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you photoshop yourself into these

pictures of my executive VP thanks so oh

you want that what I want is for you to

shut up and let me do my job is there a

Ghost of Christmas grumpy because you

could do that job

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is where real change begins

Oh that's oh he's dead yeah he's

definitely no no he's fine he's good

well I'm not a burial anyway

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I know that change can be scary but it

can also be exciting

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let's start our new life

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does anyone in Andalusia ever just say

stuff not if we can help it

this world feels very different is it

sometimes easier to live in andalasia

well I wouldn't say easier we have

dragons and ogre rebellions last year

the entire kingdom was trapped in a

giant whale oh this is not a magic land

it is a land far far away from my

friends

I'm so late I'm a commuter now you're

riding this train over and over and over

and over and over and over and over and

then you die

as you can see Giselle everyone has

their place once you've found where you

fit Monroeville can be whatever you wish

I wish for a fairy tale life remember

happily ever after it's not always that

easy

my hair it's so high and my dress is so

low Jumping Jelly sticks we got magic

town is turning into a very tale thing

but it's all gone terribly wrong I'm the

last stroke of midnight

nothing will be as it was before

an unevil cat I'm not an evil cat I'm

not an evil cat what is going on you

need to remember your place here Mr

mother please

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is it under a curse we have to stop this

or everything animation will die there's

no one wishing your wish now Giselle

come on time to be heroes

no there's only room for one villain in

this town

you're hilarious

delusional but hilarious

I'm sorry I think your things are in my

seat I'm sorry

oh come on you've got to be kidding me

excuse me ma'am I need to sit somewhere

else we used to be married worse 19

years of my life we were only married

for five I'm counting the recovery

in four days time our daughter's gonna

marry a guy she just met ooh Bali

millions of miles from home I just

really want to kiss you it's like I

looked up for the first time and

realized everything I ever wanted was

right in front of me she's throwing her

career away just like her mother did so

I'm the only one who can stop her she

doesn't listen to him champagne oh two

please just leave the bottle thank you

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I won't let her throw her life away we

need to trick her into dumping him as

much as this will pain us both we have

to call a truce to make this work you're

being lockstep

hey did you make a pact to not murder

each other until you murdered me first

we are here for you my love yes we're in

the last step yes

promise no mean comments pretty sure you

don't win anything for eating the whole

pig no arguing

no passive aggression what about

aggressive aggression try to keep it

snoring down I have a nasal strip it's a

mystery you're still alone

Mom Dad this is good day

you learned that to make me look bad you

don't need my help there

are you sure they're not sharks come on

don't be a chicken you might be working

with the sharks come on

can't believe I got bit by a dolphin he

said pressure

so what's the plan I say we steal the

Rings

how they look it's acquainted

go wrong we're not wrong who are we to

say that Lily doesn't know what's best

for herself

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you cannot believe you what are you

talking about about she found the Rings

Where in Mom's bag I knew it what

you clean up pretty good

there you go it's not for the faint of

heart this is not his first rodeo

okay let's go let's go can we get

something a little more age-appropriate

for these two here we go which one

there's only one I see two

oh yeah

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oh no no Dad please stop doing that oh

my God

I'm praying for an asteroid

honey maybe we should just call it a

night you go ahead I gotta finish these

center pieces and rearrange the seating

chart

yes

hello Mom now is not the time I just

want to ask is that genetics or is it

like Pilates

we got your gift it's your Something

Borrowed brings you good luck except for

Uncle Greg who ended up decapitated on

that forklift but that's not the knives

fall oh someone just left that in the

bathroom

you forgot to put his shirt all the way

up

is it time for dinner

you look so much better than the rest of

us I think the left boom is slightly

lower than the right food something

doesn't feel right

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here's the plan

spray him in the ice it won't work why

so many steps

white you only have a plan with once

not once did I wonder if I'd be walking

Hancock Through the Jungle with a live

grenade

oh you got it I got it you got it okay

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had just grown on me I wanted something

less traditional

nobody with my family

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Carol thank you for the cake knife

foreign

super fun

um

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whoa where

yes you

sure

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come on get your lazy ass up

already that's what you get staying out

partying all night I'm a promoter I'm

working I got like 18 000 followers you

know who got followers Jesus take your

rude ass to work you just cursed what

would Jesus say Jesus will say shut the

[ __ ] up this is my house

see you later you need to clean this

place

oh that counts just loved itself whose

crib is this man Steve Jobs Steve Jobs

is dead fool I mean his house died

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dude got Miami [ __ ] Cleveland [ __ ] La

[ __ ] damn bigger city bro

oh my God we in LeBron's house LeBron

who James hey there oh you're a one

handsome [ __ ] he got a hologram

of himself just to give him compliments

you handled the decision to go to Miami

perfectly nah that's cap

I need 10 G's by next week I gotta pay

for my daughter's school they on

vacation how about we throw the party in

the King's house we gonna invite all the

celebrities we can make 10 times the

money we can send Destiny to preschool

College whatever tonight is our last

shot looks like me

hi I see you there how are you oh [ __ ]

oh [ __ ] I'm going to jail hi I'm Peter

is LeBron home

um by the way

black lives matter they do I posted two

squares on my Instagram respect

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I wouldn't do something like this unless

I was desperate

cracking bro

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I see how out of control this party is

[ __ ] we done [ __ ] up the koala

you good what the [ __ ] just happened

your hairline is perfect anyone who says

otherwise is just jealous this guy

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though no don't you dare let that little

rat dog piss on my walkway again ignore

him Prince he has no idea who's doing

that well it was one of you

get out of here

you cannot use this road without a

permit have a nice day sir you know the

other guys don't do this guys with the

white trucks how come it's always you

brown guys and I don't mean that

racially

I'm sorry you didn't get me earlier the

whole neighborhood has fallen apart

these days

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oh my God give me the keys

hello hello what's your name Otto Otto

Otto I'm Abby o-t-t-o

got some new neighbors right an Edward

husband

I brought you some food okay bye

are you always this unfriendly I am not

unfriendly okay you're not every word

you say is like a warm cuddle

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can you please give me a ride I don't

have a license you don't have a driver's

license how old are you

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a hybrid

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how did you get in here no no no you are

not taking over my bed

I was wondering if you could help us out

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I think you have to do everything on

your own guess what no one can

you want to see a trick yeah if I borrow

a coin what are you doing

it was all the Clown's fault

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foreign

are you ready what are we doing

we're gonna run for our lives

we're halfway home halfway I'm chicky

Donahue and I am not supposed to be in

Vietnam

hey get your ass out of bed you lazy bum

look at you sleep in your life away look

at these scumbags you're embarrassing

yourself if you're embarrassing your

family these protesters not know that

our soldiers see that on TV I'd like to

go over to Vietnam track down all the

boys in the neighborhood and give them a

beer I could do that do what bringing

beer he's not serious he's hammered look

at him the man stoned sober that's his

fifth beer maybe tops I'm going to

Vietnam and I'm bringing a beer

hey chief no chance you have a ship

heading to Vietnam 1700 hours tonight

it's not gonna be easy but I'm gonna

show them that this country is still

behind him you're gonna get yourself

killed over there it's like you said

everyone's doing something I'm doing

nothing

I'm smuggling beer into a war zone

that's not the smartest thing I've ever

heard of certainly not the worst either

what if you start up here with Collins

this came to the sudsy thank you card

and then if you're still alive

you American New York thanks a lot you

can hustle down to Dugan

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I bring you beer you shouldn't be here

you think this is funny I'm not doing

this for Laughs I'm doing it for all you

guys

come on time to go

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you don't get it do you chick this isn't

a John Wayne movie but you know the good

guys are on you know the bad guys are

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let me come all this way just to quit

somebody's got to be here see what's

going on

I want the truth told for them they're

just kids you're gonna find out it's a

lot harder to get out of a war than it

is to get into one I'm trying to show

them that somebody back home is still

behind them

you got a good heart chicky your brains

I'm worried about

who's this hand job it's my next-door

neighbor he brought me a beer

all right

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did my daughter Eloise come she left a

note for you you can just read it

ourselves dear Mom I know some pool all

I've ever wanted was to feel like a part

of this family but I thought maybe my

wedding would be a chance to reconnect

I see now that maybe we were never

really connected

oh my God have you seen this invitation

are you going to the wedding Eloise is

our half sister which means we can

half-ass the relationship

my rich sister chose to stay in London

and shove fish and chips up her butt

that's not how you eat them

is my company upgraded me very cool

country mouse I figured that everyone in

business class was going to be hot and

mean like you they got Paddington on

this flight

stink

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it starts the worst thank you thank you

for coming to England my nuptials she's

like netaporte and I'm like Nordstrom

Rack Alice the wine is spilling you bet

it is Mom sounds like a monster so

lovely having you all here only 72 hours

until the big guy too

what Alice

Alice I think I just had some bad

chicken I have any chicken

it's wonderful being here with my

children and all their friends you know

he's not my friend you know I support

you Excuse me yes sir yes he's my son

what's happening and they do sex things

it's a-okay with me and I'm proud

I'm getting married

from this moment forward you will behave

like a normal family who is here to

happily celebrate a loved one's wedding

is that understood she's even prettier

when she's angry absolutely radiant

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all right

do you think this is funny I do you know

how at every wedding there are those

people everyone talk about after cousin

Randy oh who are those people this time

oh Savage mom

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foreign

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that is but a taste of our Fury

do you yield

I do not

I finally found it now who's gonna stop

me

foreign

what is this place

do not touch that mushroom you'll die oh

I'm sorry that one's perfectly fine come

on Mario

Mushroom Kingdom Here We Come

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foreign

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I perform oral sex on you number two you

perform oral sex on me number three we

do a 69 if that's what it's still called

um four me on top five doggy style that

all sounds very achievable if I booked

enough time you you want to do it all

today you

there are nuns out there with more

sexual experience that means

embarrassing get me to brush my teeth oh

God this is crazy it's terrible it's

wrong Nancy yes come have a dance at me

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I got some frustrated clear ground your

real name

now I simply don't understand why you're

doing this

yes disabled for a college oh wow

wonderful are you really no

oh

I've always been ashamed of my body your

body's beautiful I wish you could see

that

everyone wants something different I

don't judge my clients that's their

total rehearsals

I've never done anything interesting in

my life

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what's the oldest person you've ever

done it with 82 82 yes 82. Nancy okay

I'm feeling a bit better now

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so is this Runway casting for a grumpy

brand or a smiley brand

so it's a grumpy brand yeah

congratulations show me that Balenciaga

look

suddenly I'm dressed in something way

less expensive

h m yeah

thanks for the tickets not better that's

what do you do I sell [ __ ]

the success of a luxury Cruise mainly

depends on you

I don't want to hear anybody saying no

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it's always yes sir yes ma'am

I'm on you enjoy the moment

no no no what

you say no to me no no so it's yes yeah

no yes oh yeah yes

the saves you think it's possible to

wash them

I don't think that's possible man

because this is a motorized vessel yeah

so we don't have any sales

it was safe yes

well then in that case

we will clean the sales yes of course

yes

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Russian capitalists

and an American Communist on a 250

million dollar luxury

hey hey

the ship is going under

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this is really bad

this is really really bad

foreign

middle child two brothers were actually

very close but they live in different

states only child childhood obsessions

Christmas magic

my name is Michael you're a great dancer

you're a terrible liar and that's kid

I've always imagined that my life was

like a typical romantic comedy you were

so confident and you just ripped off

your clothes like your strippered a

bachelorette party and I basically

shower with clothes on

don't just shut up now shall we go to

your place tonight there's my door

before we go in just open the door okay

what is this Michael oh you don't want

to oh my God they're in here too

I think you're very cool and I'm worried

that you're going to break my heart you

know I'm mad this is my friend Mike a

friend yes Mom just a friend what is

going on here who is this guy he's my

boyfriend your boyfriend I think it's a

great kid we may not look like it but we

are actually kind of hip oh my God we

were gonna go to Woodstock you know

I am let's just take a moment to

appreciate this beauty

get what is going on are you all right

come down off the ledge Mike I'm seeing

a doctor tomorrow

I'm afraid the news isn't good

I was always afraid kit would break my

heart and eventually he did he broke it

open

yeah

you have to run the race in front of you

because that's all there is look back

this is less of a rom-com and more of

the love story you can't sit for four

hours we've promised bed all the beds

are occupied give my husband a bed well

that was Oscar worthy worked for Shirley

McLean

I'm sorry I never told you how good your

ass looks in your khaki pants I was

afraid if you understood how beautiful

you are if you could leave me thank you

for inviting us it was Kiss idea I was

vehemently opposed to it

and like all love stories it never

actually ends

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hi I'm Sheila hi hi I'm uh I'm Gary

gonna get here

thank you

cheers mate

that was kind of weird no not really

Do You Love Me Tomorrow

I have got to come clean with you I'm

from the future

wait I'm I'm sorry I'm a little confused

so how much do you use the tanning

machine oh no it's not a tan machine

it's a time machine try it it's fun I've

spent the entire week with you this

night seven times in a row

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wait what'd you do with the other youth

from the past

oh

do you think I'm crazy

but it's really cute

Have You Ever Had A Night Like This ever

in your entire life I just wanted to

change a couple things to make you more

perfect this never happened with old

Gary if you erase the pain you erase the

person what exactly did you change about

me I have this ability to take your pain

away it's not yours to take away Sheila

it came from a good place Gary yeah so

did gender reveal parties

I am gonna make it work

a real Sophie's Choice kind of decision

now isn't it I love it when you make

that joke what what

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you didn't want to go somewhere more

meaningful like I don't know like to

kill Hitler well I did take out Smithson

who

won it's Bobby Lieber and welcome to

your favorite podcast where I talk about

whatever I feel like talking about

so these big movie Producers came to me

and said we want you to write a rom-com

about a gay couple

something a straight guy might even like

and watch with his girlfriend gay guys

are my jam awesome something a straight

guy might like am I gonna be in the

middle of some high-speed chase then all

of a sudden fall in love with Ice Cube

am I gonna get butt [ __ ] by Jason

Momoa while we're both worrying about a

volcano

they said we just want a movie that

shows shows a world that gay

relationship straight relationships are

the same

Love Love Is Love Is Love No it's not

that is [ __ ]

our friendships are different I have to

go to a party they're too old to be in

the pool please leave our sex lives are

different ass pick don't have ass pick

must see pic of ass

took this just for you bro

did he block me our relationships are

different this is bisexual awareness

week and no one has acknowledged it

lesbian history month was in March

nobody said a goddamn thing of course

lesbians get a month and we get a week I

don't

I don't [ __ ] no scenes where two

guys are about to hook up and all of a

sudden the camera conveniently pulls

away

oh hey I'm gonna go this is nice meeting

you yeah YouTube is lovely

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my whole life I prided myself on being

self-reliant

what is going on with you this

[ __ ] has gone into my head

what are you into one of these [ __ ]

ripped idiots with no opinion no I'd

like someone who's physically very frail

and won't stop talking

maybe you both bottomed and that's a

problem

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oh my god gay sex was more fun when

straight people were uncomfortable with

it

anyway it doesn't matter I'm not the

right person to write a rom-com anyway

oh my god do you guys remember straight

people yeah they had a nice run

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you can't be here

one more move and you get an eye full of

pepper it's me

I grew up always feeling like I was an

older woman trapped in the body of a

little girl I wrote a book if you're

getting paid for something it's a hobby

and hobbies are disgusting and I did my

darndest to keep my inner old gal to

myself

I thought it would be super fun if we

all lie down and do that Half-Life

progression what you should go do it

we'll just meet back up at the house

and think about who you want to be

oh oh my God

so we're thinking about old lady stuff

and he turned into one so he should be

able to turn you back into you where did

he go

we're never gonna find him Matt coming

coming are you sick you sound weird no

buddy well hello I'm Max Aunt Rita I'm

Jack I'll take care of cheese when max

out of town

this is Max on tirida how often do you

ladies meet for your wine club every day

sometimes we spend the weekend how are

we supposed to grow old on the French

Riviera if you're 50 years ahead of me

Matt you are scheduled to cover the

Pilates events post pictures

and let's reset

you know these pocket computer photo

albums are my job these days I get paid

to post pictures

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that's happening for you right now

because you're showing the world who you

are we're getting some interesting

offers for Rita

post more of my glammy grammy people are

dying for her Rita you got a man well

this guy's young he's young man you

didn't want to be old what you wanted

was to be you

and when I came out I was in this body

okay you're coming in with a lot of

energy

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I banish thee from Salem forever

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they were right to fear thee

magic has a way of uniting

happy 16th birthday child

I have a gift from my favorite customers

Legend has it it's on the 16th birthday

that a witch gets her powers

Gilbert where did you get that candle we

have to get out of here the witch it'll

be here any seconds the book is alive he

woke up

if we intend to live past Sunrise we

have to steer this so whoa whoa wait can

we talk about this

Not freak out the provincial Maniac

obsessed with getting revenge on Salem

so

for sale

we should get some salt why so it tastes

better when they eat us

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foreign

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I blamed bad luck for everything that's

gone wrong in my life

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you sure have bad luck Sam Greenfield

take that universe

oh until

I found an actual Lucky Penny

something that could finally turn my

life around

and what did I do

I flushed it down the toilet

get flushed my panties in the toilet

you just talked

wait I just need another penny

foreign

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well done nature this is where good luck

is born a dragon she's the only creature

that can sniff out bad look there's bad

luck here too good luck on top bad luck

on the bottom the tiniest amount of bad

luck couldn't shut down our entire

operation

just how unlucky are you

oh no

look for duper unlucky you cause a

disaster

the good luck connection has been

severed I do you and everyone else to a

life of bad luck we need to fix this

what are you doing here

good luck to us both

what about Jeff unstyle yes

I have no words

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I used to ask myself a lot of questions

Scott you're at ex-con

how are you an Avenger that doesn't make

sense

but everywhere I go people tell me the

same thing thank you Spiderman

still need help

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like a satellite for deep space but

Quanah wait wait a minute you're sending

a signal down to the quantum Realm

turn it off

now

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where

are we

gonna come down

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it's a secret Universe beneath ours

what are you so afraid of

there's something I never told you

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it isn't what you think

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I can get you home

and give you more time

if you help me

so

What's it gonna be

Deer Creek International Business

Solutions how can I help you I am ready

well that's great ladybug ladybug your

new operational name oh I see what

you're doing ladybug's supposed to be

lucky

you don't have bad luck really my bad

luck is biblical I'm not even trying to

kill people when someone dies remember

the suicidal billboard you drove him to

the hospital hang in there buddy and he

didn't die okay the wedding

Johannesburg it's time for some change

do you want it simple for your first job

back doesn't get something

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the twins yeah and I'm so sure they're

twins get off the train

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you stab me

I would never stuck on fire what

I missed my stop something else going on

here hi

you don't remember me you look like

every white homeless man I've ever seen

really you don't remember me

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thanks lady I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm I'm

working on it get off at the next stop

it's not so sweet easy when you say it

it's one little pricker I'm missing you

know what happens yes your blood congest

yes

you're going to want to hear the whole

story the 24th and Kyoto the white death

with his army of Assassins there's this

solar psychotic leader with the largest

criminal organization on the planet

shoved right inside

I don't see the way death let in any

other stuff is training

we need to come up with a plan

what's happening to your face maybe

there was a little head trauma Maybe

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it's strange

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sorry buddy

exclusively in movie theaters

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it's funny even though we haven't been

together that long I can't believe it's

only been three months it feels like

forever when you know you know

babe

from the moment that I saw your face

looking up at me Griffin save it for the

real proposal the real proposal

tomorrow night at our New Year's Eve

party

it's for the best

sister's wedding what am I going to do I

can't just pick up some random guy off

the street

here

I live at Norwood 15 Maple Drive you're

not in Norwood you're in Westwood what

this is crazy but my sister is getting

married and my ex was supposed to be my

plus one and I can't show up without a

date I really can't of course I mean I

sound psycho no no not at all

yes I'd have to leave by eight

hey Clem where are you that I had to

make a quick stop it's almost nine time

for pictures I'll be right over there

was that a bride more quick stop was at

a wedding

um

you're being crazy that's him right

there not much to look at but seems nice

I want to hear how YouTube Mets I guess

you could say I caught her by surprise

it's been a Non-Stop Adventure it's an

impressive speech most surprisingly

effortless

Margo Kip Kip I thought he was Camp well

don't look at me I have no idea but the

new Kip is hot

not the cake do you mess up the cake no

we're good

you like him so he's proposing to

someone else he doesn't love me if he's

so in love with her what's he doing at a

wedding with you

I'm sorry I felt something that I've

never felt before and I institute the

right thing you know when the universe

gives you a gift you don't just say no

call it Faith dumb luck or chance

but I still get to choose

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the science has closed let's break in

wait

are you crazy I'm bringing a stranger to

my sister's wedding

do I look like I make good decisions

under pressure

oh life moves fast one day you're

playing Kick the Can with kids named

flick and Schwartz

the next thing you know you're a

certified adult

Ralph dear old man

he was the best

grumpy promise me we're gonna make this

a wonderful Christmas that would make

your father so happy I promise

what had I done and that was all up to

me I suggest you start drinking and

don't stop till New Year's

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kids who wants to go see Santa what is

this amazing incredible we will meet you

right here when you're done don't let

him kick you in the face

decorating it kind of feels like child

labor honey it's not labor if we don't

pay you yeah

cheers

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that's brutal

slowly I could feel the Christmas Ember

beginning to Glow again

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all right Frank where are you right now

none of your business come on Fletch

aren't you bored

what's the password go ask yourself

my father's paintings were stolen

Picasso was appraised at 20 million

dollars well it hardly seems worth

stealing you're not a detective but it

was an investigative reporter it's an

occupation that's been deepened by the

digital age like president

Earl Maurice Fletcher they caught me in

the middle of a yawn you imagine that

who killed this young woman I think the

victim interrupted an art theft

your fingerprints are on the murder

weapon and someone matching your

description was seen with the victim

come back with me to Police Headquarters

I get it

you want my help okay hey guys this is

the way we can call in a coffee or a

kill for a macchiato not literally I

looked into your criminal record and

you're a bit of a shady character Mr

Fletcher but I am adorable

if you did kill that girl do the right

thing and give me an exclusive let's

talk about the suspects

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somehow she's involved play she's trying

to seduce me

with a collection of the Christmas those

are reproductions that's how we

introduce my children

why did you lie to me you're becoming

paranoid maybe you should get a gun

she murdered that girl okay no I didn't

did you what is this

almost

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this stupid idiot [ __ ] has something to

do with this you want me on the outside

so I can solve this thing

are you Fletcher yes I am oh I mean no

I'm not I always get that wrong

I don't know what people hate more cops

are reporters

cops

the greatest love story ever told Romeo

sweet Juliet was missing a chapter

mine

get up you lazy cow I have cholera you

do not have cholera you don't understand

they were being all gross and he was

saying things to her that he just said

to me three days ago yes three nurse

so you're gonna break them up of course

I am Romeo and Juliet doesn't even sound

right you want my help with this we just

need to stop a wedding my boyfriend is

about to make the biggest mistake of his

life hang on a second it's your

boyfriend's wedding

ouch

blow me

Roslyn I met a boy let me guess Romeo

Montague isn't it everybody knows Romeo

Montague but Juliet if I settle down

with just one man when you can sample at

the buffet of Life who wants to buy us

some drinks

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the difference

I just wonder if all this drama

adding to the attraction I'm going to

fake my own death I'll drink this potion

it'll look like I'm dead that is quite

possibly the dumbest thing I've ever

heard in my life

[Music]

drink it already

I'm an idiot

I don't deserve these Powers if I'm

being honest like what am I even

contributing

wow there's already a superhero with a

red suit with a lightning bolt on it

Aquaman is literally huge and he's so

manly and Batman is so cool and I'm just

me

[Music]

I feel like a fraud it doesn't matter

um anyway a wizard gave me super powers

but then everybody got super powers

where's everyone going

to fight crime okay

now everyone's kind of like doing their

own thing and I'm the only one trying to

keep it together

[Music]

you understand I'm a pediatrician

right

come on

[Music]

outfit of Your World depends on it

for you

[Music]

children stored the power of all the

gods

very

[Music]

look I might not have as much experience

as you because I'm not super old like

you but I've seen all of the Fast and

Furious movies Lady it's all about

family guys that was a signal

[Music]

the world will not survive this

I don't know how we fight powers like

this

I think I know how to fix this dude but

I really don't really everyone can be

worthy let's give it a chance

now go fight for your family go fight

for the world

I just threw a truck and a dragon I love

my life

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kind of dating that finally Jesus stop

living in denial denial of what okay

you're living in dick denial

Island that Nina broke up and now

they're over there trying to see who

gets to stay a regular here we have

people write down challenges and whoever

wins gets to stay I'm an attorney I

fight for a living bring it

[Applause]

[Music]

human bowling nice choice

[Applause]

oh

that's what you get

you need to kill anyone

she's like a Mary Poppins from hell

[Applause]

[Music]

he's catching up over here from toss it

back trust me I was in a sorority I put

things in my throat all the time

[Music]

Danny yeah I had a chance to read that

article you sent me what'd you think you

don't feel like it comes off a little

tone deaf offensive even I don't feel

like you take me seriously as a writer

that's because you're not a writer

you're a photo editor

have you ever wanted to be noticed so

badly hey Mom you wanna hang out tonight

[Music]

I care what it was for all

oh [ __ ] what up honey Danny Danny from

work Danny go College I love your videos

Man

thanks B so what are you I'm a writer

I'm looking to develop my work by

traveling

going to Paris for it

[ __ ] hey get picked I'm gonna get lots

of pics yeah I'll throw them all up on

the gram right

[ __ ]

hey Mom I got invited to a writer's

retreat in Paris yes really starting my

morning right now where's my baguette

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we have some breaking news at this hour

a string of terrorist attacks dropped

Paris this morning leaving dozens dead

and many more injured

oh

[ __ ] it's like 26.77 now run Danny she's

okay

we are here with the girl of the moment

you've been blowing up our insta feet

speaking of bombings I'm really glad

you're not good me too

isn't she so strong everybody

[Applause]

oh my God you're the girl from the Paris

attack let's not forget the signature

red beret

hi I'm Danny Rowan welcome to group

we're all survivors here do you want to

share

you're not okay that's okay

the internet likes to turn victims into

villains

those seem to be happening to me

paired if it does

we need to talk

careful what you [ __ ] wish for

so what are we supposed to feel bad for

you

the victim's name is Leo copernic sir

seems he's killed in the costume story

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and then he was deposited here

staged so to speak

how much longer do you intend to hold at

all hostage or is that the idea gather

all the suspects and interrogate each of

us in turn until the mystery Soul Marvin

cochranaris overrated playwright

celebrated clear right oh I'm so sorry

sir I can't read me on hand right

[Music]

there was an incident

I'll kill you this good is a confession

it's not jumps and conclusions

what do we have here it's working late

huh

he kills copernic to hush up the affair

case close I'm doing it again aren't you

sir

a real life detective I understand that

you came to blows tonight in question

it was me inspector I arrest you for the

murder of Leo Cocker no we have a serial

killer on the loose

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the key

under the mat

we are no longer merely suspects

we are awesome

potential victims

so what did he do that made you

suspicious it wasn't so much what he did

it was more the way he did it hardly do

it

suspiciously right

we are gonna have the most peaceful

Christmas this year

who is this we need to call an emergency

Sisters Meeting what is the Christmas

family done now it's Dad it's appeared

dad has made several payments from a

hotel in Nevis in the Caribbean five

book tickets for the three of us we're

going to the Caribbean this afternoon

what you might want to start packing

flight leaves at four

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[Music]

[Applause]

can a man disappear without being hunted

down by his nosy daughters AI I'm here

to rescue you Daddy I want you to go

back to your families why are you just a

little bit happy to see us Dad I am

staying here I think Dad is having a

massive emotional reaction well well

Jake aren't you full of surprised

another wonderful day the three of us

have to do everything we possibly can

and we have to convince him to come back

to England with us you three look like

you're up to no good

[Music]

be careful they're dangerous and

addictive we're gonna need some more

Killer Bees Joanna

morning I hate you

family need to stick together

agreed

agreed

[Music]

I feel a lot of change coming on James

dad wants to have fun he should have fun

who are you and what have you done with

Joanna

[Music]

very moment I am on a Caribbean island

with three of my magnificent four

daughters and I couldn't be happier

when I go

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

I just want to clarify some things

before we

before we get started every woman is not

built for the great responsibility of

being a first lady Pastor Lee Curtis

Childs faces allegations of misconduct

his mega church may never be the same

leak Curtis and I we're gonna get to the

other side

you know with the big old microphone

come in closer son you're gonna see what

all the fuss is about

that's just our turn baby Lee Curtis is

a talent a star oh boy uh we can edit

around that right this is going to

Chronicle the ultimate comeback I'm

Rocky up in this fight

Rocky didn't win but he did win in Rocky

too

how many times I gotta you get past the

first movie that was all set up

he is just so wrong

he needs someone to harness it all

I bless your heart I'm sure plenty of

the old congregation will come right on

back through good old ones of the

greater path to us

you have a blessed one oh my goodness

and you have a blessed

I'm a center [ __ ] I'm no criminal we

need you back in that Pulpit so you can

get me back on that stage baby

take it for the Lord

[Music]

[Applause]

all those folks out there who are gonna

see this I want them to know

and I did what I was supposed to do

I just don't see how that's possible all

things are possible with God that's

Matthew 19 20. yes it is

so that's good you can cut

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in theaters and streaming only on

peacock September 2nd

you're not here yet father's play a big

role in their daughter's life

it's a special bond that only they share

hello

and even when she's all grown up she's

still Daddy's Little Girl

[Music]

I have something to say I'm engaged

and I propose

okay you propose yes you propose to him

he didn't propose to you can you do that

does anyone do that you both have been

coming here for over a year do you still

want this marriage to work or not

I'm here no

it was to play the perfect family until

Sophie gets married well we can say

sorry to spoil your happiness but we're

getting at the force muscle tough mommy

Papi this is we don't want some big

fancy wedding and we want to pay for it

the lawyers are out of college working

for a non-profit is going to pay for the

wedding really I'm the father of the

bride and I would be paying for the

wedding and I'm going to be walking my

daughter down the aisle the wedding

party in 20 minutes left Amelia so what

are we thinking about being okay we

don't want a Catholic wedding what are

you talking about you're gonna officiate

them my guide Monica from the Zen Center

New York so yoga class is set up a

wedding hi karamba

this is my father for the wedding oh my

God how rich is this guy

what is your bond villain

we should go for the ground rules can we

hold hands We Can Can we dance if

necessary about a kiss absolutely not

Daddy what is the budget that we're

working with how about dick

yes I really like him he's Nothing Like

Us maybe that's the point we don't watch

sports no you play sports I like hiking

things have been coming at me very fast

it's time for me to embrace the future I

got your butt show time baby

now we're back

[Applause]

[Music]

ready yes and you

no

[Music]

foreign

if I say that you shall be married then

married you should be

where is the lady Catherine that come

here to propose marriage the man has

come and asked me by name you cannot

mean our lady she's a vile creature some

say she has a third ear she does have

you seen this 30th I've seen it where

back of her neck is it functional I'm

interested in meeting him or any man

with his intentions

to die rather than be forced to marry I

do not think either option appealing

I cheer for you buddy

I am thankful Lord very cunning most

girls are that we're not giving you

credit for it I do think she's come down

the Sun and she's got a little little um

little little little bit of I think

there's a little bit of pox going around

them

it's

only a small little box

es creatures

what is close to my face you have wings

you must learn how to harness them

you'll get to decide who we are where we

go or how much we cost like we're just

things we're not things we're people and

we can think and we can hear and we can

feel

[Music]

I wish I could help every girl in the

world

[Music]

but for now

I am enough

friends

foreign

[Music]

that's how we did it in the 90s son

Can't Catch My Breath man really should

I try math stuff what is this a Tinder

date get off of me oh [ __ ] Mr Dante I

need an enemy inside the Quick Stop

saved my life man I wish I had a life

worth saving what are you talking about

just sit around and watch the same

movies over and over I always thought

you could have made a cool movie you're

right I'm living on borrowed time no

more watching movies I'm gonna make a

movie

what's the movie gonna be about it's

about him working here met up everything

in this script is something either me or

someone I know said I'm not even

supposed to be here today maybe Jane

Silent Bob could be characters okay and

Silent bobbert like C-3PO and R2D2

they've been here since the first movie

which was the last time they were cool

but they've been with the franchise so

long they still give them cameos and put

them on the lunch boxes Snoopy

[Music]

it's sued by Disney

take off your pants

uh what the hell is this I added a scene

where you get shot I'm not letting you

kill me off in the third act what if

there's a sequel a sequel what am I a

hack

I think it needs more weed

okay time to go you can't leave me and

Rodrick alone together for a whole

weekend don't forget to unload the

dishwasher

I can teach you lots of things little

brothers I call it my rod Rick rolls

don't you mean roderick's rules Roger

curl number one no apostrophes or any

other nerd stuff

[Applause]

it's party time

so what's rule number two you only get

one roll a week that's logic rule number

two that's not fair rule number three

life's not fair and now you made me

break rule number two uh

roderick's been taking me under his wing

been teaching me a bunch of stuff what

kind of stuff

I've got potential

[Music]

me and you're gonna have our battles

but when the chips are down don't let

him get away I'm gonna have your back

and you better have mine

you look like you wet yourself

all right it's nasty

girl number 10 always go out in a blaze

of glory Susan

oh you see I can't unsee that

[Music]

our father is dead his last wish was

that his sons attend his funeral we're

interested go he's dead

he'll never know you're a very tender

man you know that

okay your father's last will it was his

wish that you dig his grave

what

the old man was always screwing with us

but forgiveness is good

I want to show you the casket that your

father pre-selected

the cheapest man who ever lived

hi how did you know our father we were

lovers for a while

what was he like as a father the worst

like a weight on my chest

forgiveness is good

hi guys this is my son Simon Raymond I'm

Ray

your brothers

hello hey

we come from chaos

our father was a monster and we repeat

we repeat

we don't have to

[Music]

go

growing up my brother and I we were

connected to him

and then just being near each other as a

reminder of all that pain

I want to know what it feels like

letting it go

but I'm scared it's going to crush me

come with me

[Music]

but it's gonna take a whole lot more

than a hole in the ground to get the old

man out of your head

[Music]

[Music]

Sony Larry didn't you he used to be the

best of friends we're still the best of

friends no you're not who says we're not

is it somewhere else

now if I've done something to you just

tell me what I've done to you when you

didn't do happen to me I just don't like

you no more

like me yesterday

why does he not want to be friends with

you no more

why is he 12. what the hell is going on

with you me [ __ ] brother it's Donald

Siobhan but he's always been done to the

night two hours you spend talking to me

about the things you found in your

little donkey shite that day well it

wasn't me little donkey shows me Pony

shite which shows how much you were

listening foreign

and if you don't stop bothering me I

have a set of shears at home and each

time you bother me from this day on I'll

take those shears and I'll take one of

my fingers off with them and I'll give

that finger to you until I have no

fingers left does this make things

clearer to you not really no starting

from now but just like party you know

just like yeah

would you not want him to have to do one

finger to see if he was bluffing like no

we wouldn't because worse comes to worse

you can still play the fiddle with four

fingers I bet yeah going back to wrong

guys no party they're talking to me play

it

why aren't you talking to pouring no

more that wouldn't be a sin though would

have fun no but it's not very nice

either is it do you know who will

remember for how nice they was in the

17th century hope absolutely no one here

we all remember the music at the time

everyone to a man knows Mozart's name I

don't so there goes that theory

be waiting round for any more of this

madness

scholar quits we won't call it quits

we call it the start

Egypt a land of mystery intriguing and

Rich history

but do we have resorts to afterlife a

world of mummies under the Earth

[Music]

a royal wedding ring

just the man the man who took the ring

the only way to get it back is to go to

the world of the living

[Music]

wow

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oh look we can use a human champions

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foreign

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