SML Movie: The Firework Problem!

so guys how was your fourth of July no

it was cool it blew stuff up yeah dude

it was awesome super colorful yeah but

Fourth of July is over so no more

fireworks well I do have all these

fireworks left over from the Fourth of

July whoa you have all these fireworks

left over oh dude you know we got a

pop-up well let's go baby let's go

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just reminding everyone that lighting

fireworks after the 4th of July is

illegal so don't do it it's not worth

the punishment we can't pop fireworks

after the Fourth of July I guess that

does make sense if you can pop fireworks

every day then the Fourth of July isn't

special but we still popping these

flowers right of course we're still

popping the fireworks Joseph but no guys

we don't want to go to jail we're not

going to go to jail Cody how would the

cops know what popping fireworks yeah

how do they know dude well they have

Like Satellites like like NASA could

tell them NASA's not gonna waste their

time watching three kids pop fireworks

NASA's too busy trying to make sure the

sun doesn't explode they couldn't stop

the sun if it did explode and that's his

only job is to stop the Sun from

exploding what no how would they even do

that NASA stands for not allowing Sun

exploding exploding starts with an e no

it's called exploding because when the

sun explodes it's so astronomically big

it's called exploding exploding is not a

word look it up it is a real word

because ax body spray is sponsoring the

sun exploding but no one get body spray

when the sun explodes then why are they

sponsor it Cody let's just do the

fireworks all right guys you ready to

light this firework oh yeah dude the

fact that it's illegal makes me feel so

naughty light it Cody hi

you guys don't touch my dad's lawn okay

light it Cody because then then I'll get

in trouble what

oh my God

I said don't touch my dad's lawn because

I'll get in trouble We're Not Gonna

touch his lawn we're in the middle of

the road dude yeah so my dad put me on

neighborhood watch just to make sure

nobody touches his lawn

so wait

till we're about to light this firework

you're gonna light a firework after the

Fourth of July but that's illegal yeah

well we're gonna do it anyway light it

Cody but but what if you get caught well

then we'll blame you and say you're the

one that Lit it but if you do that I'll

call the cops all right listen it's

illegal to light fireworks outside right

so maybe it's not illegal to light it

inside a house so if you let it if you

let us light it inside your house maybe

we won't get in trouble really it's not

illegal to light in someone's house and

you don't lie to him I don't think it's

illegal to lie to someone else if you

light it inside a house no one will know

you did it right yeah it's like a

private viewing dude yeah oh wow you

know what pardon my French but what the

heck come on guys you're gonna live

blood inside your house heck yeah let's

go

hey he's an idiot

all right guys be quiet my parents slay

bad okay

the kitchen should be a good place to

light it Junior we should tell him his

house could burn down no he's an idiot

he's actually letting us light it in his

house just light it Cody light it okay

everyone back up

okay

oh wow look it's so pretty yeah it is I

think it might be hitting my ceiling

yeah it is

uh Jimmy we should get out of here where

are you guys going

honey that's the fire alarm oh no we

gotta save my best line of the Year

trophies what about our children you go

get the kids and I'll get my trophies

all right

that was so cool guys oh dude that kid's

an idiot Junior you could have burned

that kid's house down well it would have

been his fault because he's the one who

let us do it well Junior you know how

gullible he is you took advantage of his

innocence oh look it looked cool didn't

it Cody well it did look cool but it was

wrong Junior it was very wrong well it

looks like the cause of all the smoke

was this firework that was lit in the

kitchen yeah we already knew that oh

well I would suggest not doing that

again because he could have burnt the

house down you hear that Timmy you

almost burnt the god damn house down you

[ __ ] honey language yo [ __ ] that

Timmy [ __ ] dude over here almost

caused a big [ __ ] up in the kitchen

's weapons your [ __ ] brother Timmy

over there with a firework in the

kitchen almost burned down the goddamn

house it wasn't me father I swear woman

who was it it was it was the three

handsome neighbor boys across the street

well they get in the house I don't know

they they broke in you hear that three

boys across the street broke into my

house and with a firework in my goddamn

kitchen well in that case it looks like

I have to make an arrest let me go put

my cop outfit on Timmy since you didn't

do it you're not grounded yeah

all right guys what do you want to do

for the rest of the night we could pop

the rest of those fireworks we left

outside we could do that all right kids

you might be under arrest it was them

dad Timmy you [ __ ] narc because you

kissed a lot of [ __ ] firework in my

kitchen well I mean yeah but Timmy said

we could do it no no I didn't mean liar

all right that's assault and I guess you

kids are under arrest you come with me

Timmy I hate you

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and today we will be hearing the case of

a most heinous crime Junior Joseph and

Cody apparently you broke into Mr

huckadoo's home and lit a firework after

the 4th of July and then ran away like a

bunch of rudelums so tell me why you did

it tell me why you're guilty look your

honor we did do it dude I'm not supposed

to admit it yeah dude what's wrong with

you look we did do it but the hucker do

son Timmy he's the one who led us in the

house and said we could light the

firework in their kitchen hmm Mr hakudu

does this sound like something your son

would do

do anything like that he's an always

student he never breaks the rules sounds

like a real Square to me oh I bet he's

fun at parties Junior Joseph and Cody if

his son is a square what shape are you

uh a circle like a rhombus pentagon look

your honor Mr hucker dude does not know

how much of a not Square his son really

is bringing the Sun

squareness Timmy get your ass in here

what's going on Dad the judge wants to

speak to you one two three four quarters

Square squaresville listen kid did you

let those boys into your house to light

a firework in your kitchen and I'm

warning you don't lie to me I don't like

liars have you ever heard of liar liar

pants on fire we can make that literal

go on son tell the judge the same thing

you told me

before you answer look into my eyes and

swear on your father's life that would

you about to say to me is the truth I

swear on my phone mother's life that I

die

I did let them in so they could let the

firework in the kitchen tell me how

could you your little blonde ass is

grounded I see so you are not guilty of

being a square but you are guilty you're

breaking your father's rules which is

not actually a crime but it does deserve

a spanking Junior Joseph and Cody you

still it's a firework after the 4th of

July which we all know is a very serious

crime punishable by death well why is it

even wrong to light a firework after the

Fourth of July anyway because you scare

my dog and it wakes up old people we

have

but fireworks are fun oh really is there

anything fun about this

so fun

wait judge you just lit a firework so

you just broke the law you're right my

God I forgot my father so many things

away from me oh God what he's crying

dude yeah his dad died from light and

fireworks after the Fourth of July I

can't sentence you boys to death after I

committed the same crime as you how

about this how about we call it even

Stevens is that okay I'll just let you

offer the warning this time yeah sure

all right no these kids need to be

punished for what they did in my kitchen

and for ruining my little Timmy oh my

God Hank stop being such a square I

sentence you to take a chill pill damn

you can't keep letting people get away

without punishment oh looky here Hank

look what I have found you have an

unpaid parking ticket from 2004 so I

could suspend your license for a year or

you could quit being a little [ __ ] and

pull the stick out of your ass Hank how

about that come on Timmy we gotta go I

can't lose my license because I have to

be able to drive you to soccer practice

whereas the Italians call it football

all right kids run along but never liked

another firework after the 4th of July

again unless it's on New Year's Eve that

would be fine court adjourned come on

guys let's go where you going Cody no

sorry well guys that was really close we

really dodged a bullet there we just get

by by the hairs of our chinny chin chins

just by the skin of our teeth teeth

don't have skin Cody well I don't know

that's just how the saying goes but look

my point is we almost went to jail so we

shouldn't do stupid stuff anymore okay

Cody we'll just sit on the couch and be

boring hey guys what are you doing here

yeah what are you doing here yeah what

are you

well I I just

say say it shouldn't they just came by

to say that I'm sorry for lying and

almost getting you guys sent to jail for

the death penalty well you're stupid

because you snitched on us Junior it was

our fault but he snitched well then he

unsnitched okay whatever Timmy just

leave oh thanks so you guys want to come

over to my place and Play Seven Minutes

in Heaven yes no you you're grounded

young man so you get that little Caboose

behind this train and you tell your

friends see you later alligator after a

while crocodile gotta go Buffalo see you

soon raccoon be sweet parakeet take care

polar bear in a shake garter snake hit

the road Happy Toad can't stay blue jay

bye bye butterfly give me a hug ladybug

toodaloo kangaroo time to scoot little

new till then penguin okay I think you

guys should just leave all right adios

hippos that one wasn't even good hasta

manana iguana okay so guys what do you

want to do tonight since we can't do

anything fun let's go and pop them

fireworks yeah let's go pop up you guys

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