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Zara Hatke Zara Bachke Comedy Night | Sara, Vicky | The Kapil Sharma Show S2 | Ep 332 | 3 June 2023



Published July 13, 2023, 1:20 p.m. by Liam Bradley


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Synopsis: Zara Hatke Zara Bachke Comedy Night

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The episode begins with Vicky and Sara capturing the show stage and Kapil and Archana are nowhere to be found. Vicky Kaushal and Sara Ali Khan grace the show with their presence as they promote their film 'Zara Hatke Zara Bachke'. The guests shared laughs and some interesting stories from the set on The Kapil Sharma Show. What are those stories about? Watch the episode to know more.

Show Name: The Kapil Sharma Show Season 2

Guest Names: Sara Ali Khan, Vicky Kaushal

Host: Kapil Sharma, Archana Puran Singh

Episode: 332- 3 June 2023

Producers: Kapil Sharma

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About The Kapil Sharma Show Season 2:

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Kapil Sharma is back with his gang - Bindu, Chandan, and 'mohalle ki dhoban' Gudiya. In tow is a new character, Maski, along with Goli, Roopmati, and more! Enjoy guaranteed laughter with Kapil and his antics as different celebrities join in.

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The Kapil Sharma Show S2 | Zara Hatke Zara Bachke Comedy Night | Sara, Vicky | Ep 332 | 3 June 2023

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Thank you!

Thank you!

[drums beating]

[crowd cheering Vicky]

Welcome to the Vicky Kaushal show!

- [crowd cheering] - [drums beating]

Archana, why do you look like Sara?

I am Sara!

Greetings, everyone!

Welcome to the Sara Ali Khan show!

Hello!

The person who owns the show stands here and talks.

Is it?!

When your words have a voice...

you don't have to stand to own the show!

- Should I leave then? - Leave.

[crowd cheering]

Okay, I'll walk out!

- [crowd screaming] - Hey!

I'm earning that is why you're burning!

- [crowd laughing] - [drums beating]

The world is witness...

all anyone can do sitting there be quiet and laugh!

[crowd laughing]

How can you stay quiet and laugh?

How will I know? I run the show!

- Okay! - Right?

Let me tell you something.

I keep my distance from this girl.

Because, no doubt she talks a lot but along with that...

she keeps throwing stuff at me.

[crowd laughing]

I threw a couple of jokes at you and that scared you off!

I have more in stock!

Archana did not speak this much the entire season...

but you did in just a couple of minutes.

- [crowd laughing] - [drums beating]

Yeah, how does it matter?

They're not here yet. I don't know...

[crowd cheering]

- What is this?! - Kapil!

- Please welcome... - What is this, guys?

What is she doing on my chair?!

- [crowd cheering Kapil] - [drums beating]

Archana!

Beat her up!

I'll beat you up first!

[everyone laughing]

You opened the show without us!

- Come on, hold your ears! - Hold your ears!

Not mine, yours!

[everyone laughing]

Please give a round of applause to Vicky and Sara!

- [drum beating] - [crowd cheering and clapping]

You looked good on that chair. Why did you get up?

Because she is here...

- So what? - It's her chair...

- A lot have... - I'm here and not leaving!

Kapil, he is here too...

Yes, he...

- [everyone laughing] - [drums beating]

A lot of them have come.

A lot have left too.

A round of applause for this beautiful duo.

- [crowd cheering and clapping] - [drums beating]

Archana, we all have been taught this from the beginning.

Every time you go out be aware and walk at a distance.

Who knows what kind of inbuilt X-ray machines parents have?!

They can tell if they're good or bad with only one look.

That they're a bad person.

The kid won't agree at the moment.

- Yeah! - But when that exact friend...

runs away with his girl,

that's when he realises, my dad was right!

- [crowd cheering and clapping] - [drums beating]

You see, in a family, if the mother is beating up her kid,

the father becomes aware.

[everyone laughing]

Who knows when she'll switch to beating me up?!

[everyone laughing]

And if the parents are fighting, the kid stays aware.

The kid sees the parents fighting and fills the bottles in the fridge.

He'll spread the bedsheet too!

Because he knows that they are fighting verbally.

- Yeah. - But, if I leave loose points...

I will be beaten up!

[everyone laughing]

- This is a relevant topic. - Yeah.

The younger kids who are dating always stay alert.

If a girl's boyfriend calls the girl replies with a girl's name.

'Yes, Riya. Tell me.'

So that the parents think it's a girl calling.

- Yeah. - 'We have an extra class?'

'Okay, I'll be there.'

The mother says, 'Are you going to meet Riya?'

She says, 'Yes.'

'Come soon or Kusum will get mad.'

[everyone laughing]

The daughter asks, 'Who Kusum?'

'You know your father Kimtilaal?'

'I used to call him Kusum back then.'

That is why...

Today we're talking about being aware because...

this duo has come up with an amazing film,

'Zara Hatke Zara Bachke.'

And the star cast is here with us today.

Welcome, guys.

[crowd clapping and cheering]

Vicky, what is happening?

I've seen you in the past few films.

You are married in the film...

but have a lot of fights going on.

- What... - That's happening a lot!

I was beaten up even in my last film.

I'm getting beatings even in this one.

What's the matter?

- What is it? - I don't know what it is!

At least it's not happening in reality.

[everyone laughing]

That is what's important.

- Anyway, every film is different. - Right?

- Yeah... - Sara, you look beautiful.

Thank you.

I saw your photographs from the Cannes Film Festival.

You wore a long gown.

The gown was so long that she had to climb the stairs to capture it.

I missed Vicky so much!

- The gown was Vicky inspired. - Was it?

- He's long! Didn't you get it? - Oh, okay.

[funny music]

Never mind, at least you're doing good in films.

Your jokes are...

[everyone laughing and clapping]

I wanted to ask you something as I never went to Cannes.

The actresses who wear long gowns do they wear them the same day...

or do they practice wearing them a couple of days before.

I wore it the same day.

Doesn't it get stuck in your leg?

I have to walk kicking the dress.

- He said it, right? - Okay, so...

you walk like this?

Why is he scared of me?

- And why does he walk distantly? - Sacred and distant...

Because I walk like this, so kick him too in the flow.

That is great!

[crowd cheering]

Vicky's birthday

was on the 16th of May.

- Belated happy birthday! - Thank you!

Happy birthday!

The day of your birth

was when my parents planned to conceive me.

- My parents got married on the 16th of May. - Yes!

My mom is over there.

- Mom, Happy Anniversary! - Hello, Aunt!

- Oh my! Happy Anniversary! - Hello, Aunt!

Tell me something, Vicky!

- Before marriage, you celebrate your birthday with your friends.

- Yes! - You were unmarried.

How did your birthday celebration change after marriage?

Last year was my first birthday

after I got married.

- We celebrated it with friends. - Okay!

Katrina was a part of that group.

We celebrated it together.

But does Katrina plan your birthday celebration?

- She plans a lot! - Oh!

[laughing]

This is good! The man has less to worry about.

Where to party? Where to go?

She is a planner.

- Women are well planners. - Too good!

I don't use my brain so much.

She does detailed planning.

You planned the important thing.

You planned the wedding. That is important.

Ever since you got married

there are a lot of news surfacing.

There was news that Katrina wants to build a bar at home.

Do you party outside with your friends a lot and return home late

because of which she wants a bar at home?

No! We had planned a corner for it.

- Okay! - We planned to install the bar there.

When we started checking which bar to install

- the cost of the bar... - Yes?

[laughing]

I suggested we wait.

I will hold the bottles, it is alright!

If we pay so much for a bar we will never get drunk.

- I am still middle-class at heart. - I agree.

This is nice.

A modern wife knows the value of home and bar.

Ordinary wives

smell their husband's mouths the instant he enters the house.

Is he drunk?

Let me tell you something!

Once Parmeet sir reached home.

Mrs. Archana's husband.

She ran to her husband and hugged him.

He was stunned because she was showering him with love.

She went close and smelled, and elbowed his chest!

[laughing]

You won't believe it!

He was wearing a Spiderman locket.

She elbowed him so hard

that the Spiderman split into two.

She asked him, 'how dare you drink without me?'

[laughing]

Since then, Parmeet asks if he can have if she has any left.

That is how it is!

Mrs. Archana, I have heard that

- she has made arrangements there. - He says that!

There is a big bottle!

If the shoot goes on for long she makes alcohol.

[laughing]

Welcome to the show!

- Thank you! - [applauding]

Where are you sitting?

Vicky, you always do unique movies.

But what is Zara Hatke Zara Bachke movie all about?

To be honest, when Laxman sir narrated the story

I connected instantly with the film.

- As I said, I am middle-class at heart. - Yes!

The name of the character I am playing in the movie is Kapil.

- Oh! - Alright!

That was one reason.

The second reason is, us middle-class people

always want to

save money.

They don't live in the present.

They think about the future.

They are confused between, spending now or saving for the future.

That touched me.

The character you are playing

is a cheapskate like him,

but is he also a flirt like he is?

There are many batsmen, but there is only one Sachin Tendulkar!

Oh my!

He is not a flirt.

But he is doing his thing!

He is right!

You are always middle-class at heart.

We see it in our house.

We use

- the soap and it is barely there. - Yes!

It is not new,

and it is not over.

Sometimes we bring soap from different brands.

Then you mix small pieces of soap and use it.

This happens.

When you apply

the new soap you lather it well.

If it falls, you pick it up.

When a small piece of soap falls... Oh my!

- Picking it up...-We give it a good grip while lathering it up.

We leave no space

for the soap to fall.

You lather it up on places.

And if that falls...

Just imagine this!

You are in the bathroom without any clothes on.

- Look at how he picks up a small piece of soap. - Oh God!

[laughing and applauding]

Am I right?

- You cannot even use a finger. - Your finger becomes soapy!

If you use your finger, it might split in half.

You pour some water on it

and the instant the soap is slightly lifted

you grab it!

Oh!

When I was young

if we would run out of shampoo

- we would wash it and pour mustard oil in it. - Yes!

Vicky and I can relate to it.

You come from a royal family!

How could you relate to this character?

You are a brilliant actor.

It is unbelievable that a girl from a royal family is playing this characte

- Really? - No!

- You play your character well. - Yes!

Now I can see

that you are from a royal family.

Have you ever done

- such a thing with soaps? - I promise you!

I doubt you've come across

a cheapskate like me.

- Wonderful! - She is right! - They want to install a bar!

We have been planning to buy

a car for the last three years. I haven't bought it yet.

There is no limit to being a miser.

What do I say?

Tell me!

- We were shooting in Indore. - Yes!

Ms. Amrita had come on the sets for a few.

I noticed one day

that she is scolding Amrita ma'am.

I asked what happened.

I did not want to interfere.

She is like mom has lost it! She bought a towel for Rs. 1600.

[laughing]

She is scolding her mother for that.

There are free towels in the vanity van

use one of those.

Who buys a towel for Rs. 1600?

I think after pack up she does dinner on sets before she leaves.

[laughing]

Right?

I have it in my van.

I have leftover lunch for dinner. I have it ready!

- That is great. - I know!

She takes the next day's breakfast with her.

[laughing]

Okay, name some people...

I want you to tell us the people whom we must be wary of.

- Some people only talk of negative things. - Yes.

Some say ominous things.

Who do you think we ought to be cautious of?

You know, as far as I believe,

you must not stay away from people who're evil.

Keep them in sight so you know what they're up to.

- That's a smart thing to do! - [all laugh]

I've noticed

that if a person is shady, I befriend them.

- Oh my God! - [all laugh]

Then I'm assured I'll know when they're betraying me.

- The ones who go behind your back... - Yes.

Now that's dangerous.

That means you have all shady friends.

All shady friends! Really.

I thought I was your friend.

No, you are my friend. I mean... Huh?

- Nothing! - I can't hear you.

Sara is very moody.

- If she's in the mood, she blabbers. - Yes.

And when she visits...

She came for the promotion of a film a while ago.

She sat as though she was oblivious to the world.

[all laugh]

What had happened?

Akshay told me not to talk rubbish.

Oh my God!

I knew I would talk rubbish if I spoke, so I kept mum!

[all laugh]

That was...

Has it ever happened

that you realised you should not have something in particular?

Every time!

I still feel like when I go home, my friends will say,

"How could you call us shady?"

I already feel I shouldn't have said what I said two seconds ago.

- But that boat has sailed. - Yes.

That's why people like you because you speak your mind.

It's good.

When I look at Sara, I see a young Amrita Singh.

- Yes! - Ma'am, too...

- The same, yes. - She's bubbly like her.

- Wow! - Wow!

Why did you take an autorickshaw to the trailer launch?

Did the film exceed the budget?

I stole all of the towels from the production crew.

They weren't left with any money.

So, they sent us in an autorickshaw.

- Do you travel by autorickshaw in real life? - Yes.

What's the minimum autorickshaw fare in Mumbai?

- Seventeen. - Huh? No.

That was years ago.

- Twenty-two. - Three.

Twenty-five.

Twenty-three, right?

Kapil, do you know?

It used to be eighteen the last time I travelled by one.

- No, Kapil. - Minimum.

- It's twenty-three now. - It has increased.

[audience applauds and cheers]

Why are you asking the audience? You own four autorickshaws!

[all laugh]

You know, in Madh Island,

- if you take the jetty to Raheja, where I live... - Yes?

The fixed fare is Rs. 50.

- I have that too. - Yes.

It's such a short distance. Why don't you swim?

There's a road over there.

What happened to the two young crocodiles?

Sara, did you know she adopted two crocodiles?

She raised them since they were young.

She'd stand on them

and ride from Madh Island to Versova!

You don't know her strength. She seems meek on the show.

She can snatch a sugarcane from a bear's mouth.

That's how fierce she is.

Once, a crocodile snatched her corn.

She ripped its jaw open and said, "Give it back!"

Along with the corn, she even took out two fishes!

Gosh! Your brain!

- I remember that incident. - What?

It was a small crocodile...

You made a comb from it.

"Your scales are protruding!"

She made a hairbrush with it.

She raised two hawks later.

She used to hold both of them by their claws and fly!

[all laugh hysterically]

She said...

- Fly... - She was shooting in Alibaug.

She flew in like this, "Where's the set?"

She was at a height.

She let go of them when the set was in sight.

"The pack up is at 4 pm. You better be on time!"

That's how she is.

- She also has a pet monkey. - Hey!

I'll tell you.

- Like... - I own a zoo!

- A lot of tourists visit Madh Island. - Yes.

She has trained the monkey. When she hoots...

[all laugh]

Suppose you're a tourist donning sunglasses.

The monkey will snatch it.

She'll tell you, "I know the monkey. Give me Rs. 100. I'll get it back."

What!

She feeds the monkey two rupees worth of nuts

- and makes a profit of Rs. 98. - Profit.

[indistinct chatter]

There are many such incidents.

She has painted crows white and sold them as pigeons!

That's enough.

She was in the mood for noodles one time.

She didn't have a bowl. She saw this tortoise go past and...

[all laugh hysterically]

Seriously! She took off its shell.

- Oh! - She does antics all the time.

[upbeat music plays]

Mr. Sharma!

Mr. Sharma!

- Oh, hi! - Hello.

Hello.

- Hi, Sara. Hi, Vicky. How are you? - Hello.

Why do you come here time and again, sister?

Sister!

Mr. Sharma, even 2000 rupee notes have been called off.

When will you stop with this?

What does it matter to you?

You had ten rupee notes earlier and still do.

She has the nerve to talk about 2000 rupee notes!

Sara, he's being mean right now.

But when we were newly married,

he used to wear the look one has after getting their first salary.

Now, I'm just pension to him.

Then show up only on the first of the month!

[all laugh]

Did you see, Vicky?

Why should Vicky see?

His wife is Katrina and co-star is Sara.

Then why should he see you?

Excuse...

"Did you see, Vicky?"

Why should Vicky?

- Um, Vicky, your name in the film is Kapil too. - Yes.

Just in the film.

- Yes, only in the film. - Film only.

Not in real life.

I wish I had gotten this Kapil instead of that one.

Things would have been so different.

- I wish I had gotten Sara. - Yes.

But I landed this half-witted woman!

[laughs hysterically]

Hang on a second.

If you have a problem, then give me a divorce.

She asked me to give it.

She doesn't want to give anything herself!

Nothing absolutely!

He used to ask everyone in college about me before we were married.

"Have you seen Bindu?" Now, look at him.

I never denied I asked about you.

When people said they hadn't seen Bindu,

I'd say, "You must. It'll crack you up."

- She has me harassed. - Hmm.

Can't you ever be romantic?

In the presence of 300 people!

I'm not talking about right now.

We were alone last evening.

I wasn't alone, you were there too.

[Archana laughs]

How can you romance all by yourself?

Creative men can romance in their thoughts, madame!

You should have married me in your thoughts too.

Why did you waste my time?

You speak of wasting time.

When I lifted your veil the first time, I wanted to divorce you.

Gosh!

Sadly, the court was shut because we got married on a Sunday.

Learn something from Vicky.

He's such an amazing husband.

Everyone has watched the video of him making 'halwa'.

He takes his wife to the mountains for a holiday. Learn something.

I took her to Jim Corbett.

We met a fox there who turned out to be her aunt.

- What rubbish! - They sobbed for half an hour.

Where do I take you?

She annoys me, Vicky.

Your nonsense will never cease.

Listen. Get ready quickly, please. We've to attend my cousin's wedding.

He's waiting.

He says he won't cut the ribbon unless you show up!

You've made saris out of all our curtains.

Now, people peep into our house.

He has a problem with everything.

- Listen... - [all laugh]

Listen. Don't talk rubbish about us.

We have money.

- Please don't... - Do we?

Before marriage, she had loads of necklaces.

She wrote "necklace" here with a pen.

- What rubbish! - [all laugh]

One day, she sweated profusely and washed off the "lace".

[Archana laughs hysterically]

Her mom said, "It's okay, dear. We won't take money after death."

She picked up a pen and scribbled "queen's necklace".

Yes.

[laughs hysterically]

Look, Mr. Sharma.

I wonder why he says such things.

We're of noble descent just like Sara.

They're the notable Pataudis whereas you're from an ominous family!

It's nowhere remotely close.

Let me tell you how cunning her grandma is.

- She entraps oldies on dating apps.. - What!

And usurps their pension.

- What! - One oldie came to meet her.

The poor guy took out his dentures and she quickly flicked it!

She breaks rotis with it and then puts it in her mouth!

- That's outrageous! - [all laugh]

Look at their antics.

That's enough. Not another word about my family.

[vocalizing]

Wow! Whoa!

You're discussing my family and I wasn't even invited!

Here comes Raza Murad donning lipstick!

Oh, come on. [laughs]

Hi, Sara.

Hello, Vicky.

- Hi. - Hi.

Mom, why are you back from the wedding already?

We were just coming.

No one needs to go anywhere.

Your dad and I brought

all the remaining food from the wedding.

Yes. You can eat to your heart's content now.

[laughs]

- Okay! - [all laugh]

No... [laughs]

- No, just a minute. - Speak...

Don't laugh too much.

Someone will insert an ATM card in your mouth and withdraw money!

Alright, son-in-law.

- Mom. - Yes?

We have celebrities here. Please don't talk rubbish. Please.

Come on! The show always hosts celebrities.

I can't slip out of character, right!

[all laugh]

I couldn't attend his wedding.

Order something so I may feast on it!

She embarrasses me. She's a voracious eater, you know.

You won't believe what she did, Archana.

- She took a bowl of dal at the wedding. - Oh!

She put it on her head and covered it with her bun.

The dal began flowing down her face!

The guests asked, "What is that?"

She said, "I'm sweating."

They asked, "Do you sweat tomatoes?"

- Good heavens! - Crazy woman!

Yes, sorry. Yes.

- Yes. - She humiliates me.

Hang on, son-in-law. I do this for your wife's sake.

She has always loved dal especially when freeloaded!

- Yes! - Mom, please stop.

Vicky and Sara are here to promote their film.

That reminds me,

I saw the trailer for your movie!

Oh, my! Is it entertaining or what? I loved it.

Don't worry, Sara.

I noticed you both quarrel a lot.

Her dad and I also quarrel since day one.

Is that why you had nine children?

Had you two gotten along well, you both would have had an army!

Stop it, Son-in-law!

He used to make it up to me at night after a squabble.

- Mom! - [laughing]

They can't even match their gestures with dialogues.

"He used to make it up to me." Did he cradle you like this?

Hey! Why are you after her?

Mom, why are you talking nonsense? What would Vicky think?

- Vicky is... - Mom, please come forward.

- [laughing] - [clapping]

I don't care what Vicky thinks

but Sara is making me angry.

'- Why?' - Why?

I wished for a daughter like Sara

but she looks like 'aloo bukhara'.

- [laughing] - [clapping]

Mom, you have insulted me enough. Let's just leave.

- I'll go. Hold on. - Let's go inside.

- All the best! - That's enough. Let's go inside.

Bye!

- [cheering] - [clapping]

Vicky, we saw in your film

- that you and Sara make love in the kitchen secretly. - Yes.

What's so exciting?

- [laughing] - [clapping]

They also get married in the film.

Now tell us.

When nobody knew about your affair with Katrina,

where did you meet her secretly?

- [laughing] - [clapping]

You were obviously in love.

So you must be meeting her at some place.

- Sir... - But you weren't caught.

- [laughing] - [clapping]

No, sir. It's a big secret.

Okay, it's a top secret.

Sara, please tell us. Should we love

secretly or announce it to the world?

Who do you love?

- I mean whoever... - It all depends on the person you love.

Suppose you fall in love with someone in future.

- It's a practical answer. - It's true.

Will you hide your love or tell the world?

- "Yes, I'm in love!" - Who will I love?

If I can tell my parents, I can tell everyone.

- Is he from our industry? - Who?

- [laughing] - [clapping]

I just made a wild guess.

I'll be lucky if it's right.

No. Nowadays, I'm not getting lucky.

Maybe you will turn out to be lucky.

Vicky plays a stingy person in the film.

Tell me something. Suppose you get a stingy partner in real life.

When both of you go to a restaurant, they order green tea for you

and hot water for themselves.

And then they reuse your tea bag.

I'd love it. I do it often.

- Huh! - If a guest comes over... Suppose Vicky visits me

and he asks for green tea,

I make tea

and dip the tea bag in my cup first

to dissolve its content. Then I'd dip the same tea bag

in his cup and serve him the cup

with the tea bag in it so that he feels, "wow, tea bag!"

- [laughing] - [clapping]

That's good. One shouldn't feel bad as we earn money through hard work.

- Right? - That's good.

- And I think one tea bag of green tea can be reused many times. - Yes.

Right.

Right?

"Today is my Gudiya's marriage."

"Today is my Gudiya's marriage."

"Today is my Gudiya's marriage."

"Today is my Gudiya's marriage."

"Today is my Gudiya's marriage."

[clapping]

It's my marriage.

'- Oh, my!' - [cheering]

Ms. Archana...

Gudiya!

Puttan,

why are you crying? Every girl gets married into another family one day.

Puttan is my younger brother. He has become emotional.

Puttan, stop crying.

A girl leaves her family after marriage. It's a custom.

Your opinion won't make a difference.

Puttan, I need to go as I got married.

I do love you!

Gudiya, it's not love. You have stepped on my foot.

- [laughing] - [clapping]

Puttan, you should have told me. Did you get hurt? Show me.

- [laughing] - [clapping]

No... It's okay.

- Gudiya, are you getting married? - Mr. Sharma, it's enough.

I'll surely get married. If you wanted to stall it,

you should have done it a long time ago.

- I have found my life partner. '- Wow!'

Mr. Sharma, please don't think about me any longer.

You need to move on.

- [laughing] - [clapping]

In recent times,

Kiara got married and Alia also.

It's the wedding season

for all the beautiful girls.

Gudiya,

it's the wedding season for beautiful girls.

Then why are you getting married?

- [laughing] - [clapping]

- I made a mistake. - Yes, Gudiya.

No... I shouldn't have stepped on your foot but your neck.

- [laughing] - [clapping]

We are done.

You two may leave. I'll marry your brother-in-law and then join you.

- Go on. - If you send the groom away, who will you marry?

- The groom is right here. - Huh!

- [laughing] - [clapping]

Hold on.

Did you think he is the groom? No! Come here.

Come closer. He isn't the groom. Look.

Look! You may see.

- He is my demo item. - Alright.

- [cheering] - [clapping]

I was just rehearsing with him.

Vicky, I'll shoot the real film with you.

How is the 'josh'?

High, sir!

That's the exit. Bye, sir!

- [cheering] - [clapping]

Hold on. Hey! Puttan, please come here.

- Yes, Gudiya. - Excuse me, sir.

Puttan, please tell the moustachioed paan seller in our lane

to forget about me as I'm getting married.

- Okay. - Hey, listen up.

- There's Bunty's tea stall a little farther away. - Yes.

Please tell Bunty, "Gudiya is getting married. Please forget her."

Hey, please come back.

What's the name of the boy who repairs my gas stove?

- Pintu. - Pintu! Please ask Pintu to forget me as I'm getting married.

- Alright. - Okay? Please leave. Come back!

It's okay, Gudiya. I'll make an announcement in our locality,

"Please forget about Gudiya as she will soon be married."

- Alright, Gudiya. - Yes.

You may tell them.

- [drums beating] - [clapping]

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Vicky Kaushal Show!

- [cheering] - [clapping]

It's not Vicky Kaushal Show.

Mr. Sharma, we owe it to him. What is his name in his film?

[cheering]

Can't you name your show after him?

- Is that so? - You must return the favour.

- Right. - Honestly, I take your name day in and day out.

You know when I go to eat chaat,

I don't order chole-tikki but 'chole-vicky'.

- [laughing] - [clapping]

I stalk you

but not on social media but 'Kaushal' media.

Gudiya, he is already married.

Mr. Sharma, didn't you see his film?

They plan for a divorce.

It seems he didn't notice but, Vicky,

as you tried to get a divorce,

- the universe conspired to get me married to you. - Gosh!

- [cheering] - [clapping]

Will you conspire with me? No.

Will you marry me?

You know, I'm as cute as her.

I'm not sure about cuteness but you are surely outrageous.

You are proposing to him directly.

We can't even bite you as our teeth could fall.

- [laughing] - [clapping]

I couldn't talk to Ms. Sara. Ms. Sara, you are too cute.

- Thank you! - I'm telling the truth. You have

taken after your mom.

By the way, I often say

that people must take after their moms.

A few days back, I was after Suresh's mom.

- [laughing] - [clapping]

Suresh scolded me. He said, "Don't you dare drag my mom into this!"

- [laughing] - [clapping]

He warned me.

Let me expose her. People saw your film 'Uri: The Surgical Strike'.

Similarly, the whole neighbourhood saw her 'puri attack'.

She gobbled 400 puris within 15 minutes.

Live!

Without a hitch.

Mr. Sharma, how come you know my qualities?

First, tell us. Why would he marry you?

Please don't underestimate me.

Nobody can underestimate you.

- [laughing] - [clapping]

If I flaunt my hair in public...

Woo-hoo!

- [cheering] - [clapping]

The boys will come to me begging.

Please stop it. Last week when you flaunted your hair,

lice came out and said, "Gudiya, we have been staying here for years.

You should have given us a one-month notice at least."

Liar!

Gudiya,

he doesn't want to marry you. Please get lost.

Won't you marry me?

It's fine. You may get me married

- to your brother Sunny Kaushal. - But you wanted to marry him.

It doesn't matter. I just want my surname to be Kaushal.

I could get the surname Kaushal

by marrying Vicky or Sunny.

His surname is Pandey by chance.

Just in case his surname was Kaushal...

I think I crossed the line. I don't mean to say that.

- [laughing] - [clapping]

Please don't even think about it.

- [laughing] - [clapping]

Now that we aren't getting married,

will you help me in moving on?

I would love it if we dance to the beat.

- Live! - [cheering]

so many boys are eager to marry you. Some of them are present here.

If you allow us...

You may see them. If you don't like them, it's fine.

- We'd correct it later. - Okay.

We'd send them back.

- Okay. - Who were the boys who said,

"We want to say something to impress Sara." All four of you, please come.

Hello, how are you?

You can say anything you want to Sara.

Sir, firstly, my name is Shubham.

- I'm a banker and am from Mumbai. - Find it funny?

Firstly you're Shubham and secondly?

[crowd laughing and clapping]

First, your name is Sara.

My name is Shubham. Our names start with 'S.'

- Hmm. - Okay.

Secondly, I'm very caring.

I'm so caring, I take care of my mother as well as my sister.

And everyone else.

If you do not believe me...

I can take this out and show you guys 'Caring is Sharing.'

By giving my earring.

[everyone laughing]

[everyone laughing and clapping]

[drums beating]

I like it.

You are from a royal family...

Can I sell your earring?

Will do.

Firstly, greetings to you.

- I will... - You cannot have 'firstly' three times.

'Firstly your name is Shubham.'

- Right? That is. - Yeah.

What is next?

- Greetings. - I would like to...

- recite a few lines for you. - Yeah, sure.

- 'Firstly?' - No.

- Lastly. - Okay, tell me.

'How will you go away from me?'

'How will you let me out of your heart?'

What's wrong? Why are you standing crooked?

- Hey! - I'm in my character.

- Okay. - He's a Shah Rukh Khan fan.

- Oh, Okay. - Sorry. Continue.

'How will you go away from me?'

'How will you let me out of your heart without the key?'

'I'm that fragrance that you can never forget.'

'The one you have to remember until your last breath.'

Wow!

[crowd cheering and clapping]

'And selling your earring will only get me money!'

Right, money!

'Just like this...'

- Wow, what a proposal! - Nice, nice.

I enjoyed it.

- Thank you. - It was great.

Come, have a seat.

We'll call the police later. Sit first.

[everyone laughing]

Come on, pass him the mic.

Is this your own hair or have you tied someone else's?

- It's mine. - Okay. Come.

Hi, everyone. My name is Hardik.

I'm from Panipat and am a vlogger.

Like you all know, Sara is a fitness freak.

So, I'm going to create a music combination.

Name what you're going to do one by one.

I mean, I'm going to combine fitness and music together...

- that will impress Sara. - Hmm.

I will be singing a song and add a fitness exercise to it.

- Okay. - Okay.

'I do not know...'

'How much I love you.'

'All I know is that...'

'I can't live without you.'

I love you, Sara.

[crowd cheering and clapping]

[drums beating]

You know, the exercise you just did...

can cure constipation.

[everyone laughing]

You know what...

try doing this.

'I do not know...'

'How much I love you.'

- Do this. How does it matter? - [Sara] This is exciting.

- Kapil! - Yeah.

'I do not know...'

[everyone laughing]

What do we have to see?!

'How much I love you.'

'All I know is that I can't live without you.'

Come on here.

When the police come we won't send him alone.

Come on. Join him. Sit here.

Come on.

What is your name?

My name is Diwakar Malik.

Where are you from, Diwakar?

- I'm from Moradabad, UP. - Okay.

I cannot see anything since I've seen Sara.

And everyone who are here to impress Sara,

you cannot do this without your parents.

I've brought my mother along.

Okay. Where is she?

- There she is, in the audience. - Wow!

Diwakar's mom?

- Tell me. - I've already told my mom.

- What? - Mom, talk about our wedding...

- Okay... - and my love for you will be crispy.

Oh my God!

What do you mean by crispy? Is she a side dish?

What do you mean by crispy here?

'Because, since I've seen Sara...'

'my heart is not ready to go elsewhere.'

Wow, amazing!

[drums beating]

Come.

- I hope I'm not in the police gang. - Of course, you are.

Everyone will be caught together.

You go ahead.

- Hello, brother. How are you? - Hello, sir.

- Hi, ma'am. Hi, sir. - Hi.

Has he shaved with a sword?

His face is shining.

Ma'am, I...

Have you shaved or did you put your face in a mixer?

Go ahead. Sara.

Ma'am, I've prepared a dance on your song.

- Your... - Careful, I can see your knee.

[everyone laughing]

I've made a song...

I've prepared a dance for you.

I thought you were going to vomit.

What's wrong with you, Kapil?

- Okay, what have you prepared? - You know...

- A dance. I've set a dance. - A dance...

- Are you going to dance from here? - No, sir.

- I have set a dance for Sara. - Okay.

We have ordered hot snacks for you guys.

There are 'Samosas.'

Thank you, brother. Thank you for coming.

Kapil...

- you are my child! - Brother...

Vicky, you're my child!

Sara, you're my child!

Archana, you're just a liability to the channel.

[everyone clapping and cheering]

Woohoo!

Sara, you look amazing!

Great! Very pretty.

A cutie-pie.

- Her entire family is fit. - Hmm.

Look at her mom, her dad and Sara herself!

Kapil, look wise she doesn't

look like she's over 50.

What are you saying?

Hey, I'm talking about her weight.

Okay.

We should never tell a girl her age.

The dialogue is ask her age not tell.

If I didn't ask how will I tell? What's wrong with you?

My darling...

Oh my God!

What's wrong?

Hey...

[crowd laughing and clapping]

So, tell me...

Sara, you do amazing poetry.

- Oh my God! - Thank you.

Fantastic! I see it on social media.

Amazing! Amazing poetry!

Anyway, how are you, Vicky?

How are you?

[crowd cheering and clapping]

I saw your birthday video on social media.

It was amazing.

- There was one thing missing. - What?

Me.

You didn't call me.

You didn't call me for your wedding...

and not your birthday also.

Nor for the child's tonsuring ceremony...

He doesn't have kids yet...

I'm just taunting him!

When your kid has his tonsuring ceremony, do call me.

Did my sweetheart have food?

[everyone laughing]

Your sweetheart...

- [everyone laughing] - [drums beating]

Did you understand my taunts or not?

- Yes. - Had food it seems...

It is necessary that the taunt hits you!

I am a fan of the Kaushal family.

Everyone is brilliant! They are superstars. They are amazing actors.

A big hand for Vicky!

I am being honest!

Too good! I love you!

And Sunny! He is excellent!

A big hand for Sunny!

So sweet!

- I watched his song. - Which one?

"I'm a baby doll made from gold."

She looked too good in that song.

That is Sunny Leone.

His brother is Sunny Kaushal.

When Sunny Kaushal is here, I will talk about him.

- Sunny Leone is not here as well. - In my heart.

[laughing]

She is in my heart.

I mentioned her.

Now all of you must be thinking about her.

[laughing]

I dreamt of Sara and Sunny last night.

Yes! She left in the morning.

We were together for a long time.

It was...

[laughing]

Sir, what are you here to do?

Comedy...

[laughing and applauding]

Why are you wearing snakeskin shoes.

This is pig skin. It is...

[laughing]

Sapna bought it for me.

- Sapna! - I would like to say something.

I was a senior! It's not a joke.

I am being very serious about this.

The thing is there is a husband and wife.

- There is a husband. - Yes.

And there is a wife.

What happened to the husband?

Once his wife came into his life he bowed down.

[laughing]

This is the first tip!

Wife and husband

should always be together.

What are you doing? This is a family show.

[laughter]

Let go!

And most importantly,

a woman is the Goddess in the house.

She looks after the house.

Never leave your wife's hand.

[applauding]

Can I not let her hand go even if we fight?

I said that because she might slap you.

[laughing]

Never leave your wife's hand.

[laughing]

Secondly... Let me tell you...

There is a routine.

You should never kiss your wife first thing in the morning.

- Why? - Mr. Khanna is our neighbour.

He woke up in the morning and kissed his wife.

- They got a divorce. - How?

He knew she was a wife, but he did not see whose wife she is.

[laughing]

[laughing]

- They got a divorce. - Okay!

You should not say sweet words to your wife and hug your wife.

- Why? - Go to work!

Do you want to spend the entire day at home?

You have to earn to run the household.

This was for men.

The third tip is for women.

When the husband comes home tired

- you shouldn't kiss him in the evening. - Why?

Because his dad's name is Sham.

If you kiss him that will create a scene at his place.

[laughing]

[laughing]

- Sara! - Yes?

You graduated with a degree in history.

Great! I know a lot about history.

I would like to share something about

history to everyone present here.

Always remember

whenever your parents

take your phone or laptop

the first thing to do is delete the history.

[applauding]

[laughing]

Or you will get into trouble!

I had Tiger's phone and I was in shock!

What did you see?

He is decent.

I was worried because my phone was with him.

And I forgot to delete the history.

[laughing]

Vicky's acting in Uri is commendable! Give him a big hand.

Let me tell you! I watched Uri.

- It was in Bhojpuri in Naigaon. - Huh?

How's the enthusiasm?

High, Sir!

It was brilliant!

There was one dialogue that melted my heart.

- What is that? - This is my India!

I entered the land of our enemy

and bashed them!

Too good!

Nice!

Vicky, I need help!

I would like to share something about you.

He and Yami Gautam worked in Uri film.

She got married.

Then you worked with Alia in Raazi.

She got married.

You and Kiara worked in Govinda Naam Mera.

She got married.

She is my aunt's daughter.

[laughing]

She is not getting married. Please work with her.

I suggest you should work on a movie with Kapil.

I am already married.

I am giving you a movie, but you care about marriage!

[laughing]

Come on!

You are like my children.

I would like to give you a good luck token.

[laughing]

- Sara! - It is of no use now.

- These are counterfeit notes. - Oh!

The real notes are scrapped not the counterfeit ones.

[laughing]

- Here you go! - Thank you!

This is nothing! Hold on! Get it!

[laughing]

What is that?

This is a gift from me. Rs. 2000 in cash.

- Thank you, sir! - Thank you!

If...

If you think this is too much

you can return it to me in change.

[laughing]

- All three of your say 'nine'. - Nine!

That is my ending line! Thank you! This was fun!

- Bye! - Too good!

Have you watched the trailer of the movie?

She's bickering with Vicky and says, "He's a cheap man."

"He's made my life hell."

"If I sway my tresses, men will come to me on their knees."

Look. I know that was your character.

She's really sweet in real life.

- If you were to fight with grace and poise with your husband... - Hmm.

And the lines were the same, how would you render the dialogues?

Greetings, sire.

She's greeting him before bickering.

I am least interested in your countenance.

Lovely.

You have turned my heavenly life into an inferno.

[Archana laughs]

Perhaps, you do not know.

If I were to oscillate

- these long tresses of mine... - Oh, my!

Whoa!

Then admirers like you

- shall get down on their knees in my welcome. - Wow!

- Nice. - Thank you.

[audience applauds and cheers]

- Lovely. - Wonderful. God bless you.

Now do you see grace?

- Yes. It was wonderful. - Lovely.

- You saw... - When she fights in real life,

the film dialogues you said sound like Urdu.

[Archana laughs]

What does that mean?

- I mean that sounds cultured... - Means what?

- What you said in the film. - Yes.

- She fights like Punjabis. - What?

You...

[all laugh]

Sara, have you ever slapped a guy?

No, I have not.

Slapping is a sin.

- Taught to me by my father. - Okay.

Did someone ever misbehave with you? You don't...

Who would do that?

I see, okay.

I dare them to try.

[all laugh]

We have some of your photos with us.

As you know the comments are interesting. Please show us.

Sara uploaded this photo.

'Parathas in the mountains.'

'The hills are heavenly.'

'Coffee is what keeps me going.'

'Beauty in the snow, come and join me.'

What is this, Sara? Does it look good?

What!

[Vicky laughs]

As in?

- Have you penned this poem? - Yes.

- She did. - It's wonderful.

- What's the problem? - There's none.

- I said it's lovely. - So?

It's good you do poetry sometimes. A book ought to be printed daily.

A book of your poems.

It exists already, it's not a big deal.

Oh, my!

Let's read the comments.

This is the scary part.

'Just half a paratha is left. She ate the rest.'

'There's too much snow here. Bring out the glasses, cheers!'

Wow!

Someone continued the poem.

'I live by one motto. Love is my saviour.'

Nice.

[audience applauds and cheers]

Someone wrote, "Scram, loser. Saif is coming after you!"

[all laugh]

Next, please.

'She's a heroine. She posed with a tourist's plate for the photo.'

'She'll have avocado in the car.'

[all laugh hysterically]

That's not true.

- It's her paratha, 'aloo paratha'. - She does that.

- She does. - No.

I order avocado only when production pays for it.

They're freakishly expensive.

I swear.

I order avocado during brand shoots, film or music video shoots.

When did avocado arrive here?

- We didn't have it in our days. - Yes.

You must know where the fruit is originally from.

- I think Mexico. - Spain.

Where?

- Spain. - Spain...

Where? One person, please.

- Spain. - Mexico.

Spain.

You've never gone beyond Malad.

[all laugh]

How do you know it's originally from Spain?

Come on, let's see.

'I also had the will to write,'

'but was afraid of what people would say.'

'Reading your poem has imparted me courage.'

[all laugh]

Which fool has written this?

The poem is wonderful.

'This reminds me of school days'

'when I'd write gibberish in my answer sheet.'

[all laugh]

But it's a good poem.

- What's the problem? - It's lovely.

- Look at its depth. - It's accurate.

Absolutely. Parathas and mountains in the same poem.

And coffee too.

- What else do you need? - But you wrote 'pahade'.

- That actually means multiplication tables. - Yes.

What's the plural of 'pahad'?

'Pahadon' (mountains). It's not 'pahade' (tables).

But as you have parathas,

- similarly you have 'pahades'. - Yes.

The plural of 'pahad' is 'pahad'.

- Yes. - One 'pahad' and 10 'pahad'.

- It's not 10 'pahade'. - 'Pahade' means something else.

- File an FIR then! - Two...

[all laugh]

- It's done now. You enjoy. - Right?

- Yes. - I was enjoying, then you'll...

People talk rubbish. They love to gossip.

Let's read the comments.

You're reneging on your words!

It's okay... Whoa!

'Manifest as well, but also work hard.'

Lovely line. I'll explain what it means.

Do manifest, but that alone won't help without hard work.

- Right? Yes. Do that. - Don't look at me.

No, I wasn't telling you.

I manifested what I wanted.

Whether I worked hard or not doesn't matter.

Not manifested, you resorted to strong-arm tactics.

[hysterical laughter]

Show us the comments, please.

'Take pictures later.'

'First, put the crates in the truck.'

[all laugh]

'If you're arrogant about the fact that you have 2000 rupee notes,'

'then deposit them in the bank before 30 September.'

'That neck will straighten!'

[all laugh]

This is causing a frenzy.

How many 2000 rupee notes do you have?

- Huh? - How many are you in possession of?

I have none.

- Liar! - You don't!

Why were you trying to recollect?

I wasn't!

I don't have any.

Alright. Show us the next one, please.

'Had you married me,'

'the buttons on your shirt wouldn't have been broken.'

'I'd have sewn them back on. By the way, I'm still available.'

[all laugh]

Someone replied to her,

'If you can darn a dhoti, then I'm still available.'

[all laugh]

Who's this guy?

- He wants his dhoti darned! - I loved it.

[audience applauds and cheers]

Please show us more.

Oh! She'd surely get comments on this photo.

'Amchi Mumbai Ki Savari.'

'BEST bus, red like a cherry.'

'Good to be home, feeling merry.'

'Now making my ride to Parsi dairy.'

Do you write every post as a couplet?

'This is a nice one.'

He searched for such photos. I don't write them for every post.

Sometimes I use emojis too.

Let's check the comments below.

Gosh!

'The day BEST employs such conductors,'

'people will sell off their cars.'

- [laughing] - [clapping]

'She asked her dad to gift her a big vehicle. He bought her a bus.'

'Your pose could compel a person'

'going to Virar to board a bus to Churchgate.'

- [laughing] - [clapping]

Show us more.

'- Gosh!' - 'Ladies and gentlemen, this is coffee number 5.'

Sir, should one drink 5 coffees in one day?

But still, he is sleeping.

Let's check the comments.

'You are lucky'

'to get a fifth cup of coffee. If we ask for a second cup of tea'

'in the office, the peon eyes us up and says,'

"Do you think you are at your in-law's place?"

'If I feed my cat stale milk,'

'she makes a face like you.'

Please show us more.

'We used to have such a pillow.'

'My dad turned it glossy with his hair oil.'

What does he mean?

Please show us more.

'Sara Ali Khan. Grazing goats and riding a tractor.'

'Was it just an excuse for a photo'

'or Sara wished it was a different world?'

Wow! It reminds me of Mirza Ghalib.

- They aren't so bad. - They are nice.

Very nice.

- Very nice! - [clapping]

Let's check the comments below.

'Uncle is focused on her.'

'I'm sure he'd lose a few sheep today.'

'It seems she is asking uncle,'

"The sheep are black and white.'

'Then how do we get colourful sweaters?"'

- [laughing] - [clapping]

'There are 19 black sheep and 14 white ones.'

'If we look closely, we'll see a dog too.'

'- Oh, God!' - [laughing]

People take time to comment. So sweet!

Show us more.

'If human beings spend too much time with goats,'

'they start looking like goats.'

[bleating]

Woo-hoo!

Please show us more.

It's over. Thank you!

I have observed that nowadays, Sara uses

complicated Hindi words.

Like, audience, director,

decent, ordinary, principled.

Sometimes Bhel Puri is served on a piece of paper.

I hope you didn't eat a story written by Munshi Premchand.

Suppose

there is a couple of olden times.

They used to romance in pure Hindi.

During the 1940s.

Suppose you are Saramati

and he is Kaushal Kumar.

Please enact a scene of your choice.

Please enact it. People will enjoy it.

- Please! - [cheering]

[romantic music]

O, Kaushal Kumar!

Please tell me, my love, Saramati.

- [cheering] - [clapping]

I want to share my feelings with you.

Of course, my love.

By the way, I like to hear people's feelings.

But, my darling...

Before you know my feelings,

please place this stone

- on your delicate heart. '- Huh!'

- [laughing] - [clapping]

But, my love,

where did you get

this stone?

- [laughing] - [clapping]

It's the stone I got

after my aunt's operation for bladder calculus.

- [laughing] - [clapping]

[laughing]

Alright, my love.

Look.

I placed the bladder calculus

of your aunt on my heart.

Now you will

share your feelings

with me, right?

You must be aware of driver

Chironji Lal.

Chironji Lal! Oh, yes! I know him.

I fell in love with him.

- [laughing] - [clapping]

My love Saramati,

you may also

place your aunt's bladder calculus on your heart

and listen

to what I want to say.

You fell in love with my driver,

Chironji, right?

And I fell in love with his wife, Elaichi!

[clapping]

Wow!

Bravo! Well done!

Very nice! Thank you, Sara! Thank you, Vicky!

Vicky, please be seated.

We must do such a film.

Who would like to keep

Aunt's bladder calculus?

- Please don't give it to anyone. - Please be seated.

Friends, all of you know that in 'Zara Hatke Zara Bachke' film,

Vicky and Sara's characters squabble a lot.

I want to know the opinion of my audience.

Should couples have opposite personalities

or same?

You may present your thoughts. Yes, please.

- Hello, Kapil. - Hello, Mr. Haldiram!

Vicky...

- [laughing] - Hello, Ms. Sara!

- How are you? - Sir, I'm fine.

Your look is interesting. It resembles Raja Babu.

Sir, I dressed up for you.

I couldn't sleep for four nights in a row.

Why did you dress up for me? Am I Shakti Kapoor?

Sir, I get inspired by you.

I learnt a lot from you.

- What is your name? - Sir, my name is Pankaj.

- Where are you from? - I came from Ambernath.

- Alright. We welcome you here. - Thank you, sir. Thank you so much.

Sir, you asked if couples should have opposite natures or similar.

Sir, my answer is, couples having similar nature

trust each other. For example,

my wife.

I didn't meet her before marriage.

I didn't even see her before marriage.

My family fixed my alliance.

But ma'am is suffering, right?

- But, sir, the thing is, even she hadn't seen me. - Okay.

The cameras weren't in vogue during those times. So I...

When did you get married? In 1920?

Sir, I got married in 1997.

Cameras were in vogue during those times.

Sir, cameras weren't used in villages.

She was a naive village girl.

Eyes act like cameras in villages.

People eye up well.

So you have been married for 25 years.

Sir, I'll complete 26 years

as tomorrow is my wedding anniversary.

- Congratulations to you. - Thank you, sir. Thank you so much.

Sir, I was planning to go to Dubai

but I cancelled the plan. I wanted my wife to meet you

on my wedding anniversary.

Who cancelled the plan? Did the Dubai people ask you not to come?

Sir, I have a job over there.

What do you do in Dubai?

Sir, I'm a choreographer by profession.

I do a little hosting too.

You mean for one to two minutes.

Sir, I learnt everything from you.

Sir, please don't blame me.

Please tell us the advantages.

Sir, let me share them with you. First, I was sad

that my parents fixed my alliance without consulting me.

But, sir, by God's grace

I'm happy to be married to her.

Wonderful.

- Sir, I want to say something more. - Yes.

I didn't sleep for four nights.

I was wondering what to wear while bathing today.

"What dress code should I choose?"

"How do I impress Kapil?"

- Did you wear this dress after pondering for four days? - Yes, sir.

You look adorable.

Thank you, sir! Thanks a lot!

Are you two husband and wife?

Wow! Are you a newly married couple?

Congratulations! You should be at a hill station.

Why did you come to Film City?

How long have you been married?

It has been three months.

- Many congratulations! '- Wow!'

Thank you!

- Ma'am, what is your name? - My name is Ananya.

- Hello, Ananya. - We hail from Punjab.

- Alright. Where exactly in Punjab? - Amritsar.

Oh! So you belong to my city. Welcome!

What is your husband's name?

My name is Anmol.

- Anmol? - Yes.

So what are your thoughts?

I think

people with opposite natures attract each other.

- Alright. - According to my experience,

it's true.

I met Anmol for the first time

at our office.

Anmol appeared too weird to me.

I felt he was a rowdy person.

He loved to roam around

and eat out with friends.

Our natures were opposite

so I felt we couldn't be friends.

- Alright. Is that the reason you married him? - Then...

- Okay. - My view changed gradually.

During a team outing,

I was given a task

to say something about Anmol.

I struggled to think of a positive point

to tell them but I couldn't recall

anything nice even after thinking long and hard.

I humiliated him that day.

Now you may insult him for a lifetime.

I don't know what he liked about me even though I insulted him.

And now we have been married for three months.

After you insulted him, he fell in love with you.

How sweet! Anmol, you are adorable.

He exacted revenge for his insult.

- [laughing] - [clapping]

- She says, "He exacted revenge by marrying her." - Revenge!

You are really funny.

- Ms. Ananya and Anmol, thanks a lot to you. - Thank you!

Thanks for coming to our show.

Please give a big hand to Vicky and Sara.

Woo-hoo! Vicky,

- thank you for coming! - Brother!

- Thank you, Sara! - Thank you!

We want to inform you

that our new film 'Zara Hatke Zara Bachke' was released

in theatres.

So please go to the theatres

along with your family and watch

our adorable film.

Thank you, Vicky!

I wish the TV audience keep smiling.

Stay happy and joyful.

Thank you! Good night! Goodbye!

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