SML Movie: Brooklyn Guy's Credit Card!

hey Dad did you know that if you eat

paper then you poop out trees that's not

true Jeffy yes it is because paper comes

from trees and trees are brown just like

your poop and when you poop it looks

like logs so you're basically just

replanting poopy stinky treats don't eat

paper Jeffy I'm still gonna eat the

paper anyway stop eating the paper

what you gave me a paper cut on my

finger Jeffy is a little tiny cook you

cut the bone

a little tiny paper cut there's blood

everywhere I think you hit another Army

oh a doctor

hey there somebody call a doctor yeah my

daddy cut my finger off oh my God let me

see do you think you can reattach it or

is my finger going forever okay that's

just a paper cut I told him it was just

a paper cut but it's all the way down to

the bone okay you guys call the doctor

over a paper cut well he won't stop

crying and screaming and we don't know

what to do

no just put a Band-Aid on

eight on it it's Marvin oh no I'm

definitely gonna bleed out and die we

don't have Band-Aids okay look I'm gonna

go to the store and buy you guys some

Band-Aids but that's me being very nice

because this is not my responsibility

yes please go buy us some Band-Aids okay

I'm gonna go to the store oh can you get

me a Lunchable okay I will get you a

Lunchable too does anybody else want

something from the store yeah actually

can you give me the rainbow donut

stackable bigger to smaller yellow stick

toy on the baby aisle okay I'll keep an

eye out for that Marvin would you like

something from the store no I just want

you to get the Band-Aids great actually

I just realized I don't wear socks with

my shoes and I'd like some socks please

okay I will get you some socks I don't

asking me to get you shoes yeah yeah

would you like some socks for those

shoes I don't

finally later no you know I'm gonna get

the socks now so I don't have to make

two trips okay let me see if I have this

right you want Lunchables socks and

shoes you want socks and you want the

rainbow donut stackable bigger to

smaller yellow stick toy from the baby

aisle am I forgetting anything the

Band-Aids oh of course the whole reason

I was going in the first place Jesus

okay I'm gonna go to the store do not

call me with anything else you've

reached your limit

okay let's see I get the Lunchables the

Band-Aids the shoes the socks now I'm

just missing the rainbow donut stackable

bigger to smaller yellow stick toy thing

why would I even find that oh well I

guess that's what he described wait

there's a bigger one down here it's not

my [ __ ] get up

yeah I can't believe I just bought all

that stuff Brooklyn guy you were just

too nice hey oh please don't shoot me

tell Giovanni I'll give him his money

back wait oh sorry I thought you were

somebody else you got any change oh um

no sorry I don't have any on me well

you're a doctor you have money well I

mean that's true but I mean right now I

only got this card give me that

um okay yeah you know what I'll give you

my credit card and you can go in there

and buy anything you need and then I'll

cancel it in a couple minutes so you

have until then to buy anything you want

thank you credit card man okay I'm gonna

call the credit card company and cancel

that card

okay so should I cancel the card now or

give them a minute to buy a drink or

something first I'm just gonna cancel it

now

okay come on pick up pick up pick up

pick up pick up come on time is of the

essence here

please call back later oh you got to be

[ __ ] kidding me not right now no no

we can't do that right now I'm gonna

call back come on come on somebody

answer I know somebody works there come

on it's not that busy

we're sorry [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] no

no [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] this is bad this is

bad there's a homeless guy in Target

with my credit card I gotta go find him

while calling back okay food food he's

probably hungry so he'd be in the food

aisle right like where are you at

homeless guy hobo anybody see a homeless

guy with my credit card he's probably

got a buggy full of stuff like really

nice stuff oh hello [ __ ] here's your

crap oh I want my shoes come on answer

oh I want my rainbow donut stackable

bigger to smaller yellow stick toy pick

up the phone I want my socks God damn it

they're not answering me who are you

trying to call Ghostbusters shut up no

jokes I'm trying to call the credit card

company because I gave my credit card to

a homeless guy why would you give your

credit card to a homeless guy well he

asked me for change I told him I didn't

have anything

small but you bought your own damn shoes

you didn't tell me your size can you

return them no just wear those I gave my

credit card to a homeless guy because he

asked me for change I told him I didn't

have any change I had a credit card he

said well you're a doctor so you should

have money and I said fine here take my

credit card buy whatever you want before

I cancel the credit card but I can't

cancel the credit card because they

won't answer the goddamn phone I want my

lunchable wait it's in the bag oh I

wanted a bigger rainbow donut stackable

bigger to smaller yellow stick tall well

yeah you're not my kid

you didn't specify everybody shut the

hell up hello [ __ ] why don't you just

call them what what do you think I've

been doing are you stupid what do you

think I've been doing for the last 20

minutes they're not answering the phone

wait wait hello it's ringing it's

ringing [ __ ] they're not answering the

oh why don't you just call him one more

time okay fine look on one more time

geez I went up their answer this time

nope they didn't answer oh what the news

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breaking news okay the employees at my

credit card call center are currently on

strike so if you have a problem with

your credit card your phone call will

not be answered at this time more so

credit card fraud is on the rise so be

careful who you give your information to

oh well that's just perfect the day I

decided to get my credit card to a

homeless guys today the credit card

workers decide to go on strike why don't

you go on the website and freeze your

card I didn't know I could do that I'm

gonna try that I'd love to look I got

the lollipop oh

great it says the website's down for

maintenance and then I should call

what's the news

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breaking news okay the credit card

website designers have joined in on the

strike so not only will you not be able

to call in you won't be able to log in

online either oh you've got to be

kidding me I'm living in a nightmare

look I got the really big ice cream cone

you on the bite

sun is gone that's cause you drank it

all these socks are weird that's because

you put them on

problem seriously well what's he

spinning your card on hold on let me

check let me check my Apple wallet um oh

good lord this guy's going crazy what he

spent a thousand dollars at Best Buy he

spent 500 at Leslie's Pool Supplies he

doesn't even have a pool what would he

buy there and look at this he spent a

hundred dollars at Ruby Tuesday's and

TGI Fridays pick a day of the week well

you're a cop you can arrest them for all

this credit card fraud it's not credit

card fraud I gave him the card and told

him to spend the money then why are you

mad because I just thought he was gonna

buy a drink at Target I thought it was

gonna cancel the card okay well what's

the last thing he bought let's see oh my

God he spent three thousand dollars at

Bed Bath and Beyond why would he even go

there well I mean I guess he is homeless

he doesn't need a bed and a Bath and

Beyond well why don't we go there and

see if we can catch him well he's gonna

be gone by now okay well I know the

owner of the credit card company why

didn't you say so well look I'll go call

him and tell him to come over okay oh

what do you want Marvin I'm stressed out

why are you so stressed out Goodman

because my employees at the credit card

call center on strike why are they on

strike get this they want more money how

selfish of them I have a yacht that

needs gas how is my yacht gonna get from

Tahiti to Morocco without any gas well

how much are you paying them an hour a

staggering a mind-blowing 50 cents an

hour what 50 cents an hour you can't do

that the minimum wage in America is

eight dollars an hour well I'm not

paying that in America I outsourced I

built a call center in Thailand so in

Thailand you can get a handy for forty

dollars so I'm laying there getting one

thinking Hmm if you can give a handy for

forty dollars you can answer a phone for

50 cents so I hired 10 000 employees and

paid them 50 cents an hour each they

were loving it and so was I I loved it

so much I bought me a Bugatti well I

have to pay for the Bugatti so I lowered

everyone's pay to 25 cents an hour now

they're outside on strike well could you

just like raise their pay for like a day

so they'll answer my phone calls no

because I ain't

signing with lesson they need to learn

they know working I know Peggy well they

were working just fine till you lowered

their pay you hush that is enough out of

you mister well could you personally

cancel my credit card since you owned

the company yeah I don't know how to do

that I usually pay someone to do that so

you're gonna have to take that up with

them but as far as I'm concerned I got

forty dollars burning a hole in my

pocket and I need some beef jerky and

not the kind that you eat

well great what are we going to do now

Marvin well why are you still calling

them if you know they're on strike I'm

hoping one of them has to go inside to

pee and they hear a phone ringing and

they want to help a desperate man okay

well don't you have a brother brother

that's good with like computers yeah so

well why don't you call him and see if

he can hack into the credit card server

to cancel your card Marvin that's a

great idea I'll call him what's up

broski what's on your flag looking guy

what's going on Toyota Sean hello

Jonathan oh I see you have shots on your

hands trying to avoid a mess I see I do

that sometimes too but it doesn't feel

like the real thing even though I don't

know what the real King feels like I

would assume it doesn't feel like sucks

I would suggest rubber gloves my feet

hurt I'll rub them calm down Jonathan

she needs your feet rub Brooklyn guy

okay look the reason I called you was

because I gave my credit card to a

homeless guy you know he's going on a

spending spree so I need you to hack

into the credit card company's website

and cancel my card I thought you would

have a challenge for me but which didn't

for me what's in it for Big Johnny Big

Johnny yeah okay what do you want big

Johnny I want a key to your house why

that way I can go in whenever I want and

get in your bed but no that's not

happening well fine I want a picture of

your wife's chest no fine I want one of

her shoes

oh I mean come on they don't even fit oh

fine here you go

was it is good for you as it was for me

why would it be oh if I'm Popeye then

this is my spinach I'm gonna go grab my

laptop let's do this thing all right so

I grabbed my laptop with your credit

card provider Goodman Bank and Trust oh

yeah but level one security system easy

uh get past your firewall and I mean

really just like that oh yeah oh man

he's making a lot of purchases on your

account let's put a suction yes and done

it's canceled but really it's canceled

oh yeah but I can't refresh any of the

charges that he made on your account

you're gonna have to return all that

stuff but I can't return this stuff

because I didn't buy it and I don't know

where the homeless guy is oh there's

your homage guy outside here's a bunch

of stuff show me okay yay fortnite there

he is looking guy hey [ __ ] you having

fun spending all my money hey credit

card man yes I am credit card man I'm

gonna be taking this back hey you took

my credit card I took my credit card

because you've been spending my money on

pools and Playstation fives and TVs and

TGI Fridays Ruby Tuesday days yummy rip

man yeah I hope you're enjoying your

ribs oh don't be mad looking guys look

at the life he has now yeah I mean I

guess I do feel a little better that he

you know made a nice life for himself

here you know Marvin I just realized

your son hasn't asked for those

Band-Aids I went out and got him no it

actually would be kind of nice if you

pay me back for all that stuff I went

and got for you

okay all right I guess that's the last

time I do anything nice for anybody

oh

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