'All Time Roid Rage'

when leg day finally pays off

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that wasn't right rage this is Roid Rage

bye and I'm not making this up met some

more supplements if you're an actor

morph sorry you bang out of luck the

mesomorph is the guy in between the and

here is why that lady Hulk smashed that

car this was in road rage this was in

road rage this was the trail of

my friend and my man having an affair

behind my back you think that was Savage

in this week's Gabby is a Savage dude

was mean mugging hard

that was Gabby with her latest single

don't be a possible for those of you who

might not know what a pusk is it's a

young man in the gym minding his own

business he doesn't even look you're

filming yourself and fiddling with your

yoga pants to try and create a

fabricated attention-seeking post and he

just doesn't care because after all some

people go to the gym just to exercise

started juice when I started working out

22 million views steroids after four

months has done this to my back and I

gotta say it's worth it after doing a

bit of research I found out that

steroids actually give you back acne and

it's not great my back is completely

covered in scars and it feels pretty

terrible all the time but I do like

being able to go to the gym more I

finally hit 180 pounds so I'm gonna keep

doing it so my first reaction is he's

trolling maybe he's not really on juice

but in his further posts he claims he's

conducting an experiment on himself and

documenting it on Tick Tock obviously

I've been taking steroids for four

months to see what would happen and a

week ago someone told me that I should

share what I find on tiktok and within

those seven days I've gotten 50 000

followers on Tick Tock and 8 000 on

Instagram and I'm glad you guys are as

interested as I am but I feel kind of

bad because I still plan on deleting

this account in a few months when I'm

done this is going to be a very short

experiment that I hope no one will do

again and so in my opinion a 20 year old

should be nowhere near gear I think

that's pretty obvious to anyone who has

any semblance of critical thinking this

is my back after two months of steroids

this is my back after three months of

steroids this is four months and now

finally five months you'll notice it's

getting way better unfortunately I was

forced to take about a month break from

the gym which also meant no steroids

that mixed with eating much less Dairy

and I started treating it my back is

actually starting to look pretty good or

at least pretty good to my standards

still kind of looks like a strawberry

shortcake but I think this profile may

be a bit of a ruse started juice when I

started working out is obviously

ridiculous thing to do and I'm thinking

he isn't really doing it and may end his

account with some type of reveal against

the use of juice at that ate or maybe

even just the absurdity of tick-tock

culture how he could build a hundred

thousand followers so quickly on social

media by pretending to go the Roy's

route at 20 years old a faked enhanced

influencer if you will that's taking

steroids I've gotten a lot of comments

like all of that just to bench 185. I'll

have you know not only are you wrong but

you're complimenting me because I bent

way less than that I can now bench 135

and four months ago I couldn't lift the

bar which is a great Improvement but you

really should not take steroids when you

start working out but if you're still

curious about doing that then please

don't just follow me I'm only gonna do

this for a few more months then I'm

deleting all of it all beer if this is

him genuinely taking Roy's as a beginner

to prove a point he doesn't need to

taking right at 20 is dumb next and he's

super jacked look at him see that's what

he used to look like kidding aside I go

to uh his um Instagram page all the time

it's very uh informational informational

such as this recent post do you take

full advantage of the anabolic window

you better if you want to maximize your

results don't worry he sells the

supplements you need for anabolic window

convenient very interesting videos too

that he has on YouTube he's clearly a

very very bright guy and he's also super

jacked he is smart and Jack to be fair

probably on the same trt protocols as

Rogan anabolic window I'm talking about

Jay Cutler Ronnie Coleman Mr Jim

Stephanie did I put you in the same

category because you are you know really

that muscular and anabolic

and your anabolic window is like a drop

in the ocean if you're taking mountains

or Peds I would I would rather

catch myself in the nose to miss my

anabolic window I would rather machine

gun myself in the face and listening to

these three babbling on about the

anabolic window sponsored by Gym

supplement science if you had 24 hours

with me and I

can we raise my testosterone levels to

match yours I know guy who's Gordon Ryan

Gordon Ryan is not a fitness influencer

he's actually talented oh it's gonna be

a bad bad day for the haters again I

respect to Jujitsu competitor an elite

martial artist Norden only wins because

he's on juice and bigger and stronger

than everyone so let's see if we can

make sense of this so Ron posted a

picture of himself suffering health

issues involving antibiotics and his gut

health and subsequently posted a few

pictures of him a while later looking

jacked and as a sportsman roid

allegations followed will you ever enter

a pet tested tournament would you even

win fasted YouTube videos there is no

anabolic steroid that will transform you

from this to this in a matter of one

week it is absolutely nonsensical to

have anyone in the comments here saying

anything related to you clearly got back

on and so firstly Derek's videos were

actually very compassionate towards

Gordon and not attacking him at all

Gordon's IG comment section however I'm

back on roids back on roids again

looking soft off-cycle maybe was way

more entertaining easy on droids really

could be I mean that could well be an

enhanced physique looking at that

picture but it could also not be going

from this to this in a few weeks even if

enhanced is unrealistic and then you

have the lighting angles pumping all

that with pictures if you look at his

videos you'd say he doesn't look

enhanced and pictures can be deceptive

it's all very confusing really the

massive difference lighting and a

pumpkin made it's a great example David

laid one of the most popular fitness

industry guys here he is standing at who

knows where in a t-shirt regular

lighting no pump just chilling and he

looks like a normal dude and then here

he is on the left at the gym with down

lighting flexing his soft strations

going off the chain and this guy looks

like a meat stick and a half the

guy is peeled out of his goddamn mind

the lighting and angles bro some people

really need to stop letting it dictate

their body dysmorphia too like when you

see something like this you don't

realize that it's also this it can

heavily influence your perception of

your own physique quality where you

stand some people getting on gear

because they are heavily influenced by

something like this when the reality is

that if you just got lean you

might otherwise look the same as that

guy too and so yes valid points but I

don't completely agree the problem with

that example is David laid was

deadlifting crazy numbers by the age of

16 and 17. at 17 he was at Elite

powerlifting standards whilst also

having a rip six pack and full aesthetic

fitness model muscles he was for sure

juicing as a teenager as were the dudes

he was hanging around with I think one

of them's been pretty open about it now

maybe he isn't on Source now but he

isn't lifetime Natty and he was part of

a movement of very young guys jumping on

gear to create this Fitness influencer

career and influencing teenagers to a

Sparta performance and aesthetic goals

that's a near honor impossible for 17

year olds training naturally just for

one or two years and so whilst Derek

makes a good point about angles and

lighting and the effect it can make and

I completely understand where he's

coming from I just don't think David

laid is the best example and in addition

David laid was never a huge guy

necessarily you have to also consider

the wider context of how people are

performing in the gym what age they are

how long they've been lifting and as a

solid rule of thumb never trust a

fitness influencer I was using the

hyperextension machine and doing so

film and he rudely took the machine and

went in my frame like sir you clearly

saw me doing something

clown

classic case of another person that

doesn't understand the concept of shared

gym space who is supersetter using

multiple pieces of equipment at the same

time whilst filming and someone dared to

use the machine behind her because it

was empty and so Natalie was called out

on her behavior by many commenters in

which she replied you all need to do

some breathing exercises and find a

hobby well the gym if you let anyone

else use it you only get one life why

are you choosing to be a cockroach says

the person who secretly filmed a dude

exercising and uploaded it to social

media when you can literally go outside

and see how beautiful our one life is

inside

give me your input I'm James Lenka I'll

see you soon I would I would rather

punch myself in the nose to miss my

anabolic window

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