Published June 2, 2023, 5:20 a.m. by Jerald Waisoki
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presumably because you're Johnny Depp
like I read a story about was it because
you were coming from Lima to Miami I
think when you were stopped at Customs
oh yeah
yeah and if you hadn't been Johnny Depp
they probably wouldn't have stopped you
would they well it's kind of an
interesting route anyway Lima Peru to
Miami it does sound like a drug Rod
they're already expecting things and I
did have some things
yeah there was a kind of a soft bag and
and the Customs guy said
would you mind opening this up I said he
said he said first he said what is in
there I said uh stuffed piranhas
sorry stop piranhas
and some vampire bats
unzipped and then there just happened to
be some sort of vitamin powder that I
was taking at the time
yeah I mean in all seriously
plus I'd still be in jail
and then when I unzipped it poof you
know
and then with these piranhas and bats
covered in white powder
it was important to have them
I had to bring them home yeah but the
guy thought he found the motherload you
know he must have been so excited oh God
it was
oh
no two-handed he didn't go through with
it just so you know
how did you say it was still a virgin oh
I was a virgin until Ricky
could you say do you say that's a
vitamin powder don't worry about it and
he believed you
everybody came out with guns and things
like that
yeah
but did you put a knife in your and go
up the rigging
it
was auditioning for the first X-Men my
passport was expiring under six months
which apparently you're not supposed to
travel blah blah blah so they were like
whatever you do don't tell them that
you're here for work because they'll ask
for a work visa so you're here for
pleasure and I'm like Oh my good God
I have to lie
Customs officer and so I'm working
myself up so much through the line I'm
like okay I just have to have a
backstory I got a bag and I have to
believe it and
um and so it gets there and he was like
business for pleasure and I was like
pleasure what are you doing for pleasure
my brother's getting married and he's
like where's he getting married
Wimbledon
is he American yes do you have an
invitation no are you telling the truth
no no
Lisa and my passport expires and I'm not
even supposed to be here and I had to
sit in a tiny little jail for like five
dollars well they called my employer I
felt tiny because when was it than you
were recognized was it a honeymoon
couple on a plane oh yeah there's a
couple of they were on a honeymoon and
the plane hadn't yet taken off and the
um the the woman who just gotten married
uh just became violently and horribly
ill on the plane I mean it was not like
a pretty little like sick bag kind of
thing it was just like I'm going to
paint with my organs
and people were freaking out all over
the plane and there so they brought a
stretcher down and they put her on the
stretcher and they're Wheeling her away
and like the the uh her new husband is
just kind of cruising along with the
thing and he sees me and he's like
Deadpool no away high five and I'm like
I'm like I don't want to deal with like
what has she got
you know like you know like he's like
let's touch eyeballs no no like and by
the way your wife is like half dead
help her man I said I'm a first pilot
that I flew with uh his name is Bozo
and uh yeah gives you confidence
Hi how are you bozo Bozo okay and we
were up there we had five minutes of
film and we had to turn you know we had
to coordinate he and I and we had other
airplanes coming in on us and there was
air combat Maneuvers and we very
detailed briefings and everything so
we're going out and we're just right you
know I don't know a couple feet off the
deck in the desert and we're just
sweating I'm sweating in the F-14 and
and uh because we were doing heavy
Maneuvers and we did a really heavy
maneuver we pulled like nine and a half
G's and I you know you go out you got a
g suit on but you you know you just kind
of black out and when I came through
it's like I had my my barf bag right
here my sided thing I was like okay so
now I'm gonna go get it done so I can do
the next take so I leaned down like this
pulled it I was like just went down like
this and he at that point decided to
pull up and he pulled up so hard and for
so long I I mean I can't do it now my
head literally was touching the ground
but the g-force had expressed my spine
and the push the togs right here I was
going like this
although it's like you know I mean he
was going up forever so finally he
leveled off and I just I had the bag of
my head I was like I suppose so
what's didn't you see I like you get a
check you didn't tell me you were gonna
do that my head was like what he says
yeah yeah they don't call me Bozo for
nothing
you've got to spend time here absolutely
yeah now is it correct do we need to
apologize were we not that welcoming to
you no no most people are so welcoming
um but Customs agents not so much I'm
sure Customs is a pain for everybody
right it's a little bit of like I got
somewhere to be no you guys love it
they live here it's quite easy
I'm in the line of 1800.
no I went up to when she was shooting I
was shooting something in Montreal so I
flew back to see the kids and and my
wife
um and uh I remember going through
customs everything was fine and and then
one week just got unlucky and there was
a guy about my age seemed a bit grumpy
and he said um let me see and he said
yeah he said
you're an actor and I said yeah he goes
what do I know you from and I said I
don't know if you'd know I mean we did
the American version of your British
office strike one yeah
oh
I love that show the UK version I get it
I get it and then he said uh who are you
visiting I said my wife and he said is
she an actress and I said yeah I said uh
would I know her I said I don't know and
he said what's her name and I said Emily
Blunt as he was writing something and he
went
yeah and he goes all right get out of
here it's the May family have been to
Paris I know where you're going with
this I love this story this is so Irish
we camped all over the world and my
parents would just we had this giant big
orange tent that slept seven of us and
my mom had a little stove my dad never
got the tent up the way it was shaped on
the box
and I remember we woke up to
massive um
just it was crazy and noisy and my dad
was getting dragged out by the genre by
the police and there was whistles gone I
mean man was saying get your hands off
him and and we were starting to cry we
mama don't still go do breakfast and my
dad was saying use our very uptight all
together
he was dragging the mountain apparently
you're not allowed to Camp underneath
the Eiffel Tower
I was asked to go to America to do
cookery demonstrations yes and
um I'm very particular at getting
everything right and I also try to look
ahead so I thought I ought to have my
recipes all the ingredients weighed out
in case the plane is late or in case the
connections aren't right you want to go
straight on stage to do my presentation
cookery demonstration and so uh I
weighed out each recipe in little bags
and the sugar and everything
together so that I could lift it out for
the first recipe and so on cuts too it
was the sniffer dogs this was my
favorite bit and when we when we arrived
there were dogs and I love dogs and I
was you know just ready to go
and they all uh three of them came up
with their noses sort of like this and
they were you know I thought oh come on
but they didn't want to know me they
just began and then suddenly the airport
became empty and they were just
uniformed people and I was with Lucy
young her my assistant they parted us uh
Lucy there me there into two cells Mary
Berry in a cell with a selection of
packets containing white powder
and you see um I didn't know whether
their all-purpose flour was
um you know the same as our flower
that's why I'm taking it yes
see what this is why Mary's main because
she wanted to make the the greatest
cakes possible so I had it already and
is it true there's my face I was just
incredulous they were like we need you
back on set I was like somebody else is
gonna have to do it
and didn't he turn to you and say ma'am
uh are you are you expecting to make
some money from these white packets and
you said oh I do and
I see has already been agreed
true
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