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boys coming up the house for a beer

it ain't cold but it'll get you drunk

okay she better be

what about Junior he's going to be

drinking with the big boys in that where

is that useless kid

probably wrestling up for that big date

he was bragging about

I'm coming too

Hey kid lock up what you're done

sorry about that time

hi Mama

hi Mama oh hello dear

dinner's almost ready oh good love you

sweetie love you too Mama

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up girl hey there Big Daddy

supper's almost ready

I invited some of the boys over

the more the merrier good why don't you

whip up some of them little sausages you

know the ones with the cheese wrapped

around them no problem tater tot just to

save the uh roast for tomorrow I give

Mama some leftovers you're the best

I know

one more thing

yeah

but where were you last night

well I was here with you silly

I got up in the middle of night to take

a leak and you weren't in bed

you know I'm a night owl

it's kind of to walk the property

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I just want to make sure we're on the

same page here because I don't like

going into town enough the folks talk

about my property like she's some kind

of Street walking trail

poop

[ __ ] but you shoot like

hey Jack you need to stay still all

right

well thank you Miss Megan

did you boys anything else yeah you want

to reach in there and get another one of

those sugar

you got that right Jack just gonna run

into town and get you some eggs for

breakfast why'd you pick up another 30

day sugar

freshy

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oh

my God

hold down the fort Boyce I got a rapid

Beaver to put down

you're just using me aren't you

is that a problem

oh

no

I'm good

oh

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you goddamn lips

how the hell do you think you're talking

to you God damn lot lizard it's a matter

of time can't get up with a girl's

breathing

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I always hated that [ __ ]

you okay baby

Tom

are you okay

mama

I think he's dead well no crap baby doll

he's leaking all over the floor

dammit brain put some pants on and get

your ass back up here

never leave a job half done

mama

no

bad enough already

think about it girl

he's dead

and we can finally cash in

two birds

not to mention all the life insurance

money

what if you go to jail

oh nonsense it was a good Samaritan Act

money

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that there goes one of those good for

nothing Spacemen like on TV God damn

it

Jack you're right what do we do

I Don't Know Jack what should we do okay

who can I damn it tickets

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what happened

I don't know

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Gideon

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there it is

that there was your radio oh [ __ ] Jack

be a bunch of y'all who shoot him up

Cowboys I don't understand what I'm

doing out here

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oh dumb

what did that thing do to you

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not again

it was son of a [ __ ] and star man he

must have used some spice magic or

something and he fired off my shotgun

right into Dwayne's head

he did

yes

took the word right out of my mouth

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say

Space Magic

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now why would you touch it

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baby you're ready for an old-fashioned

beaten huh

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it ain't there Brayden well why me bully

you're the biggest strong man aren't you

yeah

yeah

but maybe I did everything you wanted I

even wore this outfit we're supposed to

be together it's gone

son of a female dog

oh Lord

God please forgive me but I hope he

finds birds birds

hey lady how much

one Jesus is Grace makes you think that

I'm a hooker

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I just got a two dollar tip on a 35

check senior citizens Paris

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wow you sure eat a lot for such tiny

bodies that's your secret massive cardio

or just puking it up

puking

you sure look great thanks

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that let's go

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hey hey you forgot to pay

we're returning the food

Harris you got tables

I just got paid in puke

sorry hun that's coming out of your

check

make sure you clean that up

hey sweet cheeks

oh

got a little uh

you uh

that's what you get for the Cockroach

[ __ ]

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whiskey rocks please

hello

cat

I want you to sit down

let me buy you a drink oh I was such a

gentleman I've missed you

who can blame you right I was beginning

to think you'd forgotten all about me

you never let that happen now would you

you're right about that

come on now we have some business to

discuss come on watch your Rush

have a drink with me

nope

now Brooklyn

stop screwing around with me

you owe me a lot of money and if you

don't give it to me I'll rip off your

pride and joy and feed it to the rats in

the kitchen understood understood

that's a good board

come on let's take a walk

I was born with it silly oh come on

don't most of you dancers

makeup be ashamed

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afraid of a stalker

stalker flattered to have made that big

of an impression

you seem too good for this line of work

it's not worth if you love doing it

I'm a performer I can be anybody I want

to be

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erski and something awful's happened to

my husband Tom

Missouri ski look a spaceship landed

smack in the middle of the junkyard and

my husband Tom hasn't come back since I

think the aliens killed him

with a hammer

no officer I am not hi

please stop laughing at me my husband is

dead

that is so unprofessional good day sir

are they coming no they are not coming

[ __ ] Megan Louise I didn't raise you

to talk like that I'm sorry Mama it's

just

without a body there's no insurance

money

come give me a hug sweetheart

I just don't know who's gonna go in

there with that icky creepy crawler

thing don't worry sugar plum mama got

you into this little mess and she's

gonna get you out

how's that most people will do anything

if the price is right

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maybe rain on Friday

fingers crossed

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tragedy struck my loving family last

night

spaceship landed in the junkyard

my son-in-law Tom was killed protecting

his loving wife

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we all miss him we are offering a

hundred thousand dollars reward to the

person

that could bring Tom's body back Tom was

a pillar immunity

he may have been your mayor

your neighbor your boss or perhaps your

lover

help us to bring back this great great

man's body for a proper burial

hey

turn that back please

once again we're offering a hundred

thousand dollars reward

now remember this alien has powers

beyond our control

so come early

come prepared to kill him by any means

necessary

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together here today amen amen

and we ask you dear Lord now

I need your help

I need your guidance

to help us deliver one of your Fallen

followers

to your beautiful arms

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hallelujah hallelujah we also ask you

Lord

to watch over my flock

as we do your bidding

Crackdown

Dishon holy Beast

that has escaped from the bowels of hell

hallelujah hallelujah

now go my children

and let's blow this [ __ ] [ __ ]

into our hello domination

what am I saying it's just a simple

release form you darling boy

release form yeah so if that nasty

extraterrestrial kills your fat ass you

can't say so I can't sue you if I'm dead

just sign the paper tubs you're holding

up the line

neighbor

what's with the pictures my memory isn't

what it used to be

you said it was for identifying the

bodies

hush now girl identifying the bodies

you're scaring the nice young ladies

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well aren't you as cute as a newborn pop

oh that's sweetie you say wow you've got

some definition there do you work out oh

yeah I've been doing some push-ups oh

well you can certainly tell my name's

Dallas

thanks

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see the Sugar Plum I was having it go

switch oh

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where'd you get them from

I stole them from Daddy he won't notice

only if he takes time out of his busy

schedule of nailing the new Landscaping

board

I don't really know how to use this

simple

you pointed out whatever you want Dad

then she

come on I'll show you

you didn't register

you didn't either

like like this

yeah and I'll pull the trigger

thank God I'm so sorry sorry I honestly

wasn't trying to hate you all right it's

okay I'm still alive that is so

embarrassing thanks a lot Lux he's

holding it wrong

it's my first time no kidding

okay try it again

wow it's better

thanks sure no problem

now you uh you be careful out there

right

I'll try

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thank you all so much for showing up to

help us in our time of need

when tragedy strikes such a prominent

member of the community you can always

count on your friends and neighbors to

come through what about the money I'm

glad you brought that up Sir the prize

money of one hundred thousand dollars

will be rewarded to the person or

persons who bring me back Tom's body in

what recognizable piece

now there's only one rule

you can tear up the place glory to

Kingdom Come rip each other limb from

limb I don't give a [ __ ] just keep it in

the yard do you all understand yeah

good luck get going

thank you

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what in the holy hell is that I don't

know

I bet your hairy ass I'm not waiting to

find out what the [ __ ] man you're stupid

stupid [ __ ]

[ __ ] stupid idiot

Jesus Christ what are you thinking about

me

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you are a dumb [ __ ]

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hurry up

I'm gonna cut off your boss

oh what where are you going you [ __ ]

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oh you have got to be kidding me

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today

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no no

thank you

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I like fire

good looking Padre

good morning officer is there something

I can help you with today yeah

I was driving by and noticed all these

cars pulling in here

what you got going on here today ma'am

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we're just having a family reunion you

know I haven't been feeling too well

lately and I just wanted to spend some

quality time with everyone before God

calls me

that is such a

nice thing to do

but ma'am I must ask

do they always carry their firearms to

your

family functions oh they're from Texas

of course

Texas

um Paris now stay calm but there's still

one in here

if they get it out

oh God someone help us

hold her down

yeah

God is with you

get hard this is gonna hurt a hell of a

lot more sweetie

go [ __ ] yourself

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Jesus does not approve of you ripping my

[ __ ] leg off nice language

it's okay Paris

I promise you'll be fine all right yeah

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I suggest you find some sort of weapon

to protect yourself with well no I'm not

here to fight what in the hell are you

doing on the battlefield well see it's

kind of embarrassing but I'm looking for

a husband and I figured in these parts

there'd be a buffet of man to pick and

choose from

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but seriously are you single ma'am you

have given me ample reason to believe

that you suffer from a malform of mental

retardation is this true hey cobra

to keep it down over there

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hi I'm uh

I'm single

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are you all right my dear

the Lord works in mysterious ways

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oops

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thank you

it's like this [ __ ]

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thank you

oh sick dude ew

I'm gonna toss my cookies

hey

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my spacesh ship has crashed

do not harm me or I will kill you

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thank you

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I Saw the Light

um

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do you have a butt load of insurance

money in my hand

do I

then no I'm not okay

don't worry Meg it's only the first day

you have a junkyard littered with

corpses and no one even came close to

the garage well I didn't get much of a

chance

maybe this was a mistake Braden go

collect the bodies in the yard I'll read

um I am not going in there don't be such

a child just keep to yourself you'll be

fine you see what happened to those

people boy if you ever back talk to me

again I'm gonna shove my foot so far up

your ass you'll be biting my toenails

mama

be nice to Brayden he doesn't know any

better we can't have those bodies

rotting in the yard the little track

flies

all right Rita I'm gonna go I'll go

be careful

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here a little bunny boiler there aren't

you

yeah sure why not

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Jesus Creep Show I'm sorry

okay

they strugged blood yeah

why thank you I've been collecting it

aren't you afraid to be her by yourself

why

well there's an alien

he's watching us right now you know oh

oh yeah yeah well you better play again

relax Sally he's gonna kill you your

blood would be in my jug already

I don't understand

he knows I'm not here to do anything to

him right now

we haven't understand

I'm sure you're about your friend I know

that

I know that it upsets you a lot

huh oh no not really

well my dear

sometimes with these things

if we talk it out

get it off your chested

helps with the healing process no father

I'm serious it's no big deal

I was more upset about not being able to

get these blood stains out of my new

jeans they're pretty expensive

is that bad

everyone has their own way of grieving

we're all individuals

I guess the money could really help you

out huh

they what the money

oh no no I'm not doing it for the money

no nothing I do is ever for the money

my dress fun takes care of that trust

fun

oh

who's that

you know I feel like I can be honest

with you

you mind if I make a confession

I'm a man of the cloth of course not

I'm kind of glad she's dead I mean she

was always such a goody two-shoe

tattletail [ __ ] my whole life all I've

ever heard was why can't you be more

like that nice Paris girl chokes on them

now huh

are you religious girl I wasn't uh but

recently

I've been praying every night for Paris

to drop dead and I always felt bad about

it the next morning

I'll Color Me impressed God knew exactly

what I meant my faith has been restored

Praise Jesus

I Praise Jesus yes pray amen yes sir and

I appreciate your honesty I must tell

you that

am I going to hell father

I'm gonna no God God is very very

forgetful

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and there's a horror from Babylon there

is going to be bending over Precision

for the rest of the journey

she should get used to the fire

come on baby it's too hot oh I'm sorry

I'll remember next time

I was thinking we

strategy to win some of that money

yeah well

knock your socks off sweetheart

because I already got myself a plan

see I'm gonna wait for all those other

yahoos to throw themselves in front of

that thing until I'm the only one but oh

my God you're so smart

wouldn't it be great if we got a hundred

thousand then we'd have a down payment

on a house

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strained relationship

for some reason he finds my arguably

eccentric Behavior rather shameful so he

pays me to stay away so why'd you come

here then

sweetheart if we put that much thought

into stuff we never get anything done

that would we

wake up buddy dinner time oh is it your

pet yeah isn't he the most scrumptious

thing ever yeah I named him snuggles oh

he's cute

he bites

what about him oh yeah good

I'm just [ __ ] with you dude I knew

that oh I knew that

you're kind of dumb

I like that

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are we just kissing

it's kind of nice sear on Creep Show

oh I don't have you

gone get

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out of here

look at me puppy

come here come here cute little boy it's

your cute little puppy yes she

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thank you

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rise and shine oh hey excuse me sorry to

bother you but um you know what do you

guys have a little dog uh Chihuahua I

think it is about you know taco

yeah sure um look I saw him run under

the fence of the junkyard you might want

to check that out he's up uh we can go

look for him in a little bit oh no we

are looking for him right now oh come on

what are you [ __ ] crazy do you really

want to go looking for taco in all these

trucks running around

now

besides

there'll be no competition

all right all right

all right

but uh you gotta leave the shirt here

fine

you too then

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watching the waves

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let's go

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let's go

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you ready

that's scary oh yeah you think that's

scary

well that's what you get

come on yeah

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I thought you were ready

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you earned it

all right

just a second

let's look like

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thanks for the workout

did I uh ZIP toss your little heart

all right

so what you gonna do with that thing

come on

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oh

you know you get good I know I'm pretty

good

so we'll see you back there

cliche

it's a trap

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all right

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yeah

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the way I look at it it's like a video

game each area is a new level some

harder than others you move on until you

reach the final one and there's where we

take out nemesis

and then we win

yeah yeah we all made it through the

first few levels unharmed

so you want us to team up

we all have strengths and to tell you

the truth I don't really trust anyone

else here

I mean like our little audience member

over there hi sister whoa sister whoa

whoa whoa no no babe babe

oh dude again that filthy priest and

those philanthropy Tarts are trying to

steal all our money

you don't say

hmm

Showtime

oh yeah well I'm about to make it my

business listen up everybody

seems to me like a local Friendly priest

here and the waitress and the hooker

seem to be plotting against all of us

I'm not a hooker that's not what we're

doing at all yeah well you could have

fooled me I'm not a hooker you should

have seen what they did to those poor

children and all those Marines back

there it's true I heard them they've

been planning this from the beginning

I'm a God-fearing Christian woman I will

not have you using that language around

me now you can go to hell in a

handbasket for all I care but I'm not

gonna let you take me with you son

you're about a sentence away from Me

Knocking you into whatever lasting

condition

did you hear that

he just threatened me in front of

everybody

yeah this goes to show you can't trust

anybody

not even your own vessel of God

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do you have a hundred thousand dollars

you have

dollars one hundred thousand dollars

now all you have to do is kill our alien

many tried but all failed that means the

hundred thousand dollars is still

available for whoever can retrieve the

body and make it out alive

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Braden

Brayden all right okay

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[ __ ] the [ __ ] ma'am I've seen your

commercials I know damn well what you're

up to then what the hell do you want

I went in on the competition that's all

sign away my good man

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all right

honey

set 20 bucks on that jackass bite in the

first five minutes

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baseball [ __ ]

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oh

yeah

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here in God's hands now

but you you [ __ ] you're mine

I got God on my side

what do you got pink in

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thank you

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hello there

well hello there my

son

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good shot

get down

what

I want you to get down on your knees and

pray that I don't send you back to

Everlasting tradition

I only get down on my knees for God

okay

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go come on no

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so we meet again

so my name is Braden in case you want to

know oh

no

no you look more like a Steve

it's a really nice color thank you I

call it Bloodshed red it's fitting

so it's uh real party down here

you can thank Brooklyn and his bride of

Frankenstein for turning everyone

against each other

seems kind of pointless

uh not when there's a hundred grand on

the table yeah

guess you're right

so

Steve uh it's Brayden

so Steve is your better half gonna be

pissed off if she catches you down here

well I don't have a girlfriend

s don't lie to each other Steve oh see

me and Megan

and we grew up together

no it's her mom she terrifies me

oh

so she's the one that's got you running

around like a train seal yeah well and

what kind of happened to Tom you know

it's kind of my fault

you see me and Megan we had been

yeah we've been physically expressing

our friendship and uh you know Tom came

down and he caught us oh

see you're the starting Domino

you'll be good and you can have your

snack later

so do you like doing the [ __ ] work for

them

oh seriously does it make you happy oh

no not really one of these days you

should do something just for you

don't worry about how it affects other

people

I'm gonna try that sometime

you brought me presents

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oh

wow that's a shame

what do you do with the bodies Rita has

me throw them in the incinerator after

Megan marks off their pictures

doesn't seem right

let's bury him

holy shit's goddamn zombie

we can shoot him in the head

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that's not a zombie it's not a zombie

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okay

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oh

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my God

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I want to [ __ ] yourself

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come here

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what is it

a piece is shot to hell when I put him

in the car

so

well I ain't touching the damn thing

time right

here

whoa gross I guess it brings stuff to

life

big [ __ ] you

since when did this [ __ ] have a kid

I don't know we've got to get that money

before that kid shows up to claim it

thank you

don't worry

mama's gonna end this right now

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hi

hi

what happened to you she's cleaning up a

priest what's going on

I'm not really sure but kind of weird

because Mom is on a major Power Trip

listen up everybody

Tom's body is no good to us if it's all

full of maggots

I'm tired of you treating this like it's

a [ __ ] game

you have until sunrise to bring me Tom's

body

and nobody leaves till I've got him in

my hand Mama what are you doing shut

your face if you kept your clothes on

none of this would have happened

and I'm tired of this group [ __ ]

I don't want to hear how you did it or

who helped you I'm only giving the money

to one person

and apparently

you don't want it bad enough so I'm

doubling the reward

two hundred thousand dollars

no questions no excuses no quitting

now get going

do I hear questions

actually I was just wondering

I said no questions what are you waiting

for

let's go Megan

you can't let her do this

what am I supposed to do

Megan come on

you gotta make her stop Meg

Mama You've got to open the gate calm

down baby it's God's way of spring

cleaning

flirtini

I'm letting him out no one is getting

out alive

what what it's time to cut our losses

there's no way any one of them is gonna

get my money now your money my money

you don't have them

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yeah

I'm sorry it's come down to this

Cinnabon

hello squeal Pig

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[Laughter]

hey

I haven't seen you around recently

yeah been a while

we should work together

definitely

what are you gonna do

Grill me

medium or well done

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don't shoot

Deborah you gotta help me Brooklyn's

going crazy what happened he yelled at

me he tried to choke me he was gonna

kill me why would he do that he said he

was trying to eliminate the competition

and I don't know what I

was that the only one

well yeah damn it

it's okay Debra he's not gonna hurt you

I'm just so scared

nice try [ __ ] but you're a lousy

actress

well it would have been nothing personal

should killing me is nothing personal

what's wrong with killing everybody's

got their reasons

crap

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good sweet Lord I actually did it

say hello to Jesus for me

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decided to grow a sack huh just waiting

for the right time

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ah

how's your girlfriend

I thought that was you yeah

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you dirty girl

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hey hey

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what are you doing I decided to do

something for myself for once look at

you Creepshow

hi snuggles

so sweet when they grow up

right

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I've missed you Daddy

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that there goes one of those good for

nothing Spacemen like on TV

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tragedy struck my loving family last

night

spacious landed in the junkyard

my son-in-law Tom was killed we are

offering a hundred thousand dollars

reward to the person that could bring

Tom's body back I think the aliens

killed me

with a hammer you can tear up the place

oh rip each other limb from limb

but all you have to do is kill our alien

this alien has powers beyond our control

come prepared to kill him by any means

necessary you all understand

Gideon

junkyard litters

and let's blow this [ __ ] no

excuses no questions no quitting

actually I was

I said no questions