Alan Ritchson's Funniest Moments as Reacher | Prime Video

slice a peach best in Georgia

you're gonna eat that

it's got sugar and fat you know should I

beat you the empire

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maybe we put you in a holding cell get

you to change your mind and how exactly

would you do that

explain to him his constitutional rights

under the fifth and 14th amendments and

I hope he waves them of his own free

will

yep

uh chicken thighs fried okra ribs

collard greens pole greens rice with

giblet gravy cottage cheese and peaches

buttermilk chicken sandwich with

coleslaw and for you spinach salad

dressing on the side

thank you thanks

it wasn't bearish ordering that how do

you eat like that and still look like

you do like this

are you sure all comfortable spinning

account of the world

you want me to buy you something

how about some jeans and tickets to a

Hall and Oates concert

you can tell a lot about a person by

their student names

take from what you will but I like

forgotten vice presidents and Yankees

second baseman well but never mind I

would have checked us in

no this man was

oh you wound up dead

anything you want to share besides your

riveting company

you ever say anything

I want to

come with me

no

excuse me

not until you let these zip ties come

off

we both know I didn't kill anybody and

they're uncomfortable

get the boss cutter it's okay

I got it

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you guys recycle

I heard about your brother

may the Lord bless them

keep him in a plastic container

you looking for payback payback Justice

vengeance

looking for the whole gang a couple in

the trucks no you cheat on his wife no

he's a family one answer his questions

he's not your boss right sorry is he had

money problems

I don't know what to do just answer the

question no he is Rich okay get out of

here

and drive back you're getting too close

I'm fine you have to hang back further

than a normal tail my distance is

perfect you're a giraffe and a Grand

Caravan drop back you know how many

times I've tailed someone I've been

watching you for hours and based on how

you've been doing it I'd say not that

many times just sit there and wear your

suit

hey

you've been here a year

who's your decorator this guy

another time to furniture shop

ever seen a Kool-Aid commercial

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thanks

I like tie them up and I hope they do

make a move especially this one

oh geez what the hell I'm a cop call

9-1-1 I'm not a ventriloquist

get off my lap

why are you so big genetics

beignet

you jerky and in a closed space

protein iron sink

doesn't spike your insulin

love jerky

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best opening to any rock song ever

rest

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don't you cry no more

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what are you doing

how to say why guys don't get that dude

it can rock out

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there's anything in there that could

have incriminated them it's gone by now

they're spooked after what happened at

Hubble's house last night

what happened to Apple's house I killed

Dawson Kleiner and four other guys

okay

regarding your husband

he's dead in me

I'm sorry for your loss I'm not

okay that's not the reaction that we

were expecting Mrs Joplin Miller I

didn't take his name Miss Miller

why don't you care that your husband's

dead that's not that I don't care I'm

just not sorry I warned him over and

over that it was going to catch up to

him what was you know any other truck

drivers with a place like this who can

pay off their parents mortgage

good boy

hi can I help you nope

inventory is watching ring

he'll steal them first five minutes he's

in there

it was nice talking to you

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thanks

for the watch thing

shut up

you're only doing your job and I know

you're just trying to get answers about

your brother's death

but if I may speak frankly

after all I've done for this town after

all I've invested into it I'm a little

insulted to be under suspicion more than

a little my intention was never to

insult you Mr Kleiner

that's okay

tomato

about these books reviews a little

sustenance thank you sir

thank you

you wouldn't happen to have any food or

Salad would you miss mostly I got tomato

salad

with mayo between two slices of red

right in front of

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how do you know what you know

people have a Workforce said they nail

them to a wall and cut his balls off if

he cause problems you said Hubble didn't

tell you anything in jail I lied um what

can I do for you don't tell me it's been

another murder

maybe no it would have been better that

way you didn't report it missing that

and I just stopped giving it

women can only take so much right

foreign

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busted up

yes my cleaning lady is going to be

pissed I was pissed as your pool guy

well if it's running this had Morrison

under his thumb no one sits in the

chief's chair unless they're under it

too

he skips you to get to teal

so I guess that means he's sturdy and

you're okay nothing means more to me

than your vote of confidence

Jack the Beanstalk is going straight for

the mess hall and you knew I'd come to a

bistro because my mother was French it's

got the biggest sign

you're not that complicated

and I want a cookie boss

we've taken up enough of your time have

a nice evening awesome

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well I guess we're going we're doing all

that cash

from our friends in the trunk

apparently people get paid a lot to kill

me

I still work for counterfeiters you just

pay for a room with counterfeit cash

not my problem

no matter where we were at the time Joe

and I could always find a club

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no prefer zagnet no one prefers

excuse me what are you eating right now

read me the flavor

rate it out loud

spicy Cajun crothaters

there you go

we're going to want you to stick around

for a few days and

answer their questions

I don't like answering questions

and you don't like sticking around

I'm a big one with goodbyes you know and

I'm sure you're not either but

if you had to come to margrave I would

have never figured out what was going on

or I would have wound up dead you would

have figured it out eventually I

appreciate that and then you would have

wound up dead

you may be an animal but

rebound you're all right you may be

enough type pain you're all right too

foreign

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