SML Movie: Junior's Submarine!

okay guys are you ready to build this

airplane Lego set heck yeah dude yeah it

has 669 pieces I like the 69 part let's

get started dude yeah let's build this

thing wait what's wrong yeah what's the

matter Genie we have to build it look

yeah I mean they're Legos that's how

Legos were I don't want to build it's

gonna take hours

well then don't buy Legos

Legos toys well I want to play with

Legos but built and not have to build

it's gonna take hours well I mean I have

Legos at my house that I already built

you do yeah okay let's go play with

Legos at your house okay come out let's

go okay guys check out my Legos whoa you

built all this stuff Cody yep I built

the Millennium Falcon and baby Yoda and

R2D2 oh is that the Disney Castle Cody

oh yeah that took forever to build oh

dude I can't lie this is super sick Cody

what is that oh that that's my Lego

Titanic you built this oh yeah it took

months dude this is huge yeah it is

pretty big Oh you mean the Titanic yeah

that's pretty big too Cody can we put it

in my pool and see if it sinks well it's

gonna sink it's made of Legos look can

we put it in the pool but no it took me

forever to build this we gotta see if it

floats dude yeah it's not gonna flow how

do you build a Lego Titanic you don't

try to reenact the crash in a pool I

don't want to destroy it this took me

forever to build come on Cody no oh

sorry guys I gotta use the bathroom I

haven't pooped in like three days so I'm

pretty backed up

Joseph let's grab this and put it in my

pool oh dude we got to I got inside oh I

got this side careful careful whoa

Joseph this is so cool I know dude is

that the real Titanic hole where's that

Iceberg I gotta hit it I'll beat the

iceberg hit me okay dude watch out I'm

not paying attention and I got a boat

full of billionaires

hey brats your dinner's ready all right

we have to go inside Let It Go Joseph

but dude is gonna sink it's the

unsinkable ship Joseph it can't sink oh

yeah you're right what am I thinking

yeah let's go inside

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oh man Joseph I'm so full but I love it

when Chef PB makes hot dog pizza oh yeah

dude Hot Dog Pizza is the best yeah

let's go outside and play with the

Titanic oh yeah let's see how many

people drown all right Joseph you ready

to play with this Titanic you do but

where is it we left it right here I know

but oh dude look it's fake I told you it

was gonna sink well I didn't think it

was actually gonna sink I thought it was

like a Lego Titanic dude it's like the

real Titanic that is really cool that it

really said I know right but how are we

gonna get it back before Cody notices uh

dive down there and get it okay I'll get

it

foreign

it's too deep my ear started hurting

from all the pressure how are we gonna

get it dude I don't know we need like a

submarine or something we're gonna get

somebody from uh I got an idea come on

oh hey guys sorry I took so long I was

taking a mean Grumpy in the toilet but

guys what oh hell no

hell no I'm so pissed off

calm down what's wrong did you slam your

pee pee in the toilet seat again well

yes but that's not why I'm mad were you

taking a bath and you got the boss so

stuck up your butt again yeah but it's

not that either my friend stole my Lego

Titanic well I don't know what that

means but I hope you win yeah I love

Remember the Titans oh that Denzel

Washington if I could just have one

night with him me too okay okay Junior

where the frick is my heck and Lego time

Titanic and don't even tell me you

didn't take it because I know your

stinky little hands did all right dude I

think you should tell them he's

obviously serious because he's cussing

wait and what's this hot dog Pizza you

guys hot dog pizza and you didn't invite

me well look there's some hot dog left

there's a tip right there I don't want

the tip I want

and then I want some hot dogs Zing look

if you want your Lego Titanic back so

bad why don't you go get it what Jenny

usually people say that before they

throw something look it's at the bottom

of my pool what because we were swimming

with it wait and it sank but I'm gonna

build a submarine and go get it you

don't have to build a submarine it's in

your pool just swim down there and get

it I tried to go do that but it hurt my

ears because all the pressure there

can't be that much pressure it's a pool

uh the pool is pretty deep dude yeah go

go get it then Cody it hurts my ears

yeah so I'm gonna build this submarine

wait you don't know how to build a

submarine yes I do I'm gonna put out a

carbon fiber and duct tape duct tape

strongest thing known to man yeah I'm

gonna break some rules making the

submarine I don't want somebody breaking

rules to make my submarine well I'm

gonna break some rules and I bet you a

few billionaires would pay to ride on

this thing look I just want my Lego

Titanic back and the only way to get it

is to build the submarine so let me

build it and then you can ride in it

with me

and done oh man it looks pretty

professional to me dude and I didn't

even have to use all the duct tape maybe

you should have I'm gonna call this

thing old yellow old yellow like the dog

movie what you mean like Old Yeller the

movie where the dog dies oh man I love

that movie We're Not Gonna Die like the

dog did because it would mean this nice

safe submarine okay just a couple

problems Junior how are we gonna breathe

in there

like this but no Junior I know how

breathing works you asked how we're

gonna breathe in there and I showed you

wait no I mean how much air are we gonna

have in there

the world is full of air Cody we can

breathe all we want no no I mean idiot

well I mean when we seal ourselves in

there and

we're gonna have air Cody we're on Earth

Earth has air We're not gonna run out of

air for like 100 million years no that's

not fine forget that how about this what

is this even made of it doesn't feel

very sturdy it might implode what's

implode mean it's the opposite of

explode so it's a good thing no it's a

very bad thing no you said exploding is

bad right so if you implode it's the

opposite of explode so it's a good thing

yeah I want to get my implode on let's

implode I hope we implode

it's like where it caves in on itself

We're Not Gonna cave in Cody we're not

going in the caves we're going

underwater duh no no no it's like it's

like it it crumples it it crushes like

the the name of the turtle from Finding

Nemo no that's Crush no not guys I I

think I know how to explain this guys

get in here Cody what are you doing uh

dude that's a fire hazard yeah you can't

cook a can of sprite Cody what's wrong

with you I'm trying to show you what an

implosion is okay no just imagine this

Sprite can is the submarine and this is

what's gonna happen to us if we go too

deep in the pool and the pressure gets

to be too bad okay watch

see what just happened it imploded what

no you said imploden was the opposite of

explosion that's a can of sprite that

just crushed Cody yeah we wouldn't even

fit in that dude yeah there's no way we

could fit in that what no no this is

what the submarine's gonna do no My

Submarine is not a can of sprite Cody it

can't just Crush like that yes two times

the size of that dude no but this is

what's gonna happen though no it's not

Cody because we're not gonna put the

submarine on the stove and then a plate

I don't know what the hell you're doing

good drinks in the refrigerator idiot if

you wanted to crush a can you could have

just stepped on it you didn't have to do

all this nerd crap okay you know what

screw it fine let's just try it it's a

pool it can't go that wrong yeah because

I don't know what you're doing trying to

cook cans of Sprite are you okay I don't

understand what the whole point of that

was Cody but are you at least gonna go

eat the can of sprite you cooked Junior

I wasn't gonna eat it it was a science

experiment I mean it's well done now

yeah it's ready to eat Cody but no it

was just to show you what's gonna happen

to us when we go down into the pool Cody

this submarine is made out of duct tape

that can of sprite is made out of

aluminum why are you saying it like

you're British I did not say dot type I

said duct tape in an American accent

Cody okay find your here what's your

plan so we're gonna go inside this and

we're going to drive down to the Titanic

wait Drive yeah it has a controller that

controls it that looks like a toy

controller yeah but it controls it all

doesn't go up and down and we go down

there and we grab your Titanic oh man

that looks fun I wish I was going yeah

so me and you were gonna get inside and

Joseph's gonna duct tape us closed duct

tape us closed how are we gonna get out

we're not the only way we get out is if

Joseph takes the duct tape off when we

get back but what if there's an

emergency and we need to get out down

there if there's an emergency we're

gonna die anyway so come on Cody

let's go okay Joseph duct tape was

closed I got you bro all right dude I

don't take you in there get nice and

comfy there's no way out all right Cody

are you ready to go save the Titanic

that you sank it wouldn't have sank if

you had been playing with us because you

would have watched it and it wouldn't

have sank Junior I'm getting

claustrophobic in here look it's only

gonna take a few minutes all right

Joseph take us to the pool and drop us

in there all right you got it bro

all right Cody we're at the bottom of my

pool and look there's your Lego Titanic

great grab it okay I'm gonna grab it

oh [ __ ] what I forgot to add a

mechanical arm to grab stuff what do you

mean you forgot

you didn't think to add

at all hey look we're just gonna go back

up I'm gonna add an arm and we'll come

back down okay

oh [ __ ] what now I didn't add an engine

to you know move it what Junior are you

kidding me you're telling me we're

trapped at the bottom of this pulled

duct tape shut with no way out yeah what

what you hide out here We're Not Gonna

Die look we can sit down and just relax

and breathe we can't breathe Junior

we're gonna run out of bed We're not

gonna run out of air the world's full of

air

definitely breathe

oxy oxide eventually the oxygen is gonna

run out and we're gonna die okay look

and then I'll just hold my breath

you don't have to hold your breath

did you know you're wasting even more

air okay look I'm sorry how about I just

called Joseph and tell him to come get

us yes do that okay let me grab my phone

all right Cody it's ringing hey dude did

you get the Titanic well I didn't add a

robotic arm to grab it oh man that would

have been [ __ ] yeah so I need you to

come down here and grab us because we're

stuck wait wait it's too deep dude you

know my ears are Buzz oh yeah the

pressure well can you at least call the

cops and tell them to come help us uh

dude I guess so I'll call the cops all

right he's gonna call the cops because

he can't come get us great okay so

what's going on my friends are stuck in

the submarine down by the Titanic okay I

have so many questions why is there a

Lego Titanic at the bottom of this pool

because it's Saint oh well naturally

okay but why are they in a submarine

because they were trying to rescue the

Titanic well that's stupid well why

don't you just tell them to get out and

swim up they can't because I don't take

the clothes from the outside oh so they

got trapped in there yeah how much

oxygen do they have like a couple

minutes minutes

um okay I think I have an idea Junior

I'm getting light-headed I think that

means we're running out of oxygen Cody

if we die I I hope I'm remembered as an

innovator someone who broke the rules

Junior you're gonna be remembered as an

idiot and I'll be remembered as an idiot

too for listening to you oh cheer up

Cody I got a funny joke for you what do

you call a dog on a submarine what a

subwoofer

I don't know if it's just a low oxygen

or if that was just funny as [ __ ] oh uh

Cody I've been holding in a fart for a

while that hot dog pizza's not settling

well Junior don't we only have a little

bit of oxygen left and I don't want to

die breathing your ass fumes wait

actually I think that's exactly how I

want to die let it rip okay

all right all right so what's your plan

to save them save them no we're not

doing that well wait you're not gonna

rescue them no man they're not

billionaires we're not spending taxpayer

money to save these kids I need

something that'll make the news you

gotta save them my friends are gonna die

look I didn't make him get in that

shitty submarine come on please you need

to rescue them hey don't make me arrest

you you're getting a little Rowdy what

oh you know what out of here dude

I like this couch is this a new couch

this is a new couch wow that Grimace

video really messed up the old one oh

come to your phone up all inside the

submarine okay did you do that before it

smelled so bad it was a fart Cody I

don't know I just thought I was gonna

like it I don't know what I was thinking

it would have thought everywhere oh God

get us out of here's somebody help uh

help

oh

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just about to go surfing in this pool

whoa wait is that the Lego Titanic cool

wait is that a submarine and there are

people in there oh my God my lifeguard

senses are tingling I can hear them

calling for help with my Sonar hearing

I'm coming Bruce

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ah I saved you guys but I broke my teeth

I hit my mouth on your little glass

thing I'm really glad that Surfer guy

came along and saved us yeah I feel bad

about his teeth oh hey officer oh hey

hey did you kids hear about those two

stupid kids that are trapped at the

bottom of a pool in a Little Submarine

yeah they're probably gonna die what a

bunch of dumb asses yeah one of their

friends told me to go get help but I

mean they're not billionaires why would

I even bother that was us huh we were

the two kids trapped in the summary oh

oh that's

I called the president

for some reason in the Marines and Seal

Team Six so that that's probably who

saved you no it was a random Surfer that

was Aquaman yeah that was Aquaman I sent

him down there that's why I'm

celebrating with this beer because I

knew he was gonna save you oh well I

sure learned my lesson I learned and

never build a submarine myself and try

to go see the Titanic yeah don't don't

do that again and sorry we didn't get

your Titanic Cody it's gonna just stay

down there I guess that's okay I guess

that's just gonna have to be its final

resting place well look on the bright

side kids at least you guys didn't pay

for that experience yeah

this is a new couch right

yeah yeah

it's a good upholstery I like it it's

firm

I was just gonna chill here for a while

if you guys don't mind

you didn't call for help did you I did

not

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