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you keep talking i'm gonna start billing

you my time runs a thousand dollars an

hour but isn't this our time mr hand

i stand corrected

your fast times with richmond high quote

that proves you belong at the adult

table so you weren't a one-way fare

ray's worked for me eight years then you

don't have to worry about being a

witness because as his employer you're

liable for his actions

you know i think you've seen way too

many reruns of ally mcbeal

king lear

i happen to like king lear and unlike

some people i know lewis's references

don't begin and end with top gun hey i

love lewis and i don't care what you say

i am not leaving my wing man

see that's funny because that's from top

gun

he's a wild card flies by the seat of

his pants

i think i can't call the top gun get the

hell out of here

uh well gentlemen greed is good

like stormtroopers

stormtroopers don't write checks what

have you done with my friend

you should talk look at you

look like gordon gecko's old brother

okay are you working on wall street man

make money money make money the hallmark

of america is that the little guy gets

to see justice done we are all equals in

the eyes of the law that is why out of

all the countries in the world i chose

to come here

what do you have to say about that

counselor i say atticus finch makes a

good speech here but this is a fender

bender not a multi-million dollar

lawsuit which rumors huff are buried in

not sure but uh the ark of the

covenant's just down the hall on the

left you should have seen me i i tried

everything he'd do it again you know i'd

be with her every step of the way

nothing worked and then it hit me

i asked her

what if it was her daughter that he did

this to

she

melted oh and you know how i came up

with that little gem

i cared about her

oh

thank you i'm glad to see that staying

up all night doesn't make you act like a

complete idiot now go home and get some

sleep i don't want you waving that thing

around during tomorrow's deposition

why is that on my desk because the lsats

are a week from saturday great go away

i'm busy there are only four tests a

year which means if you miss this one

you're gonna have to wait another three

months i can do math too good will

hunting

that was amazing

he was like he was mr t and you were

rocky but like not rocky at the

beginning when he's all scared of mr t

but at the end he's all like

give us your best shot you know

adrienne

excuse me

you wouldn't happen to know what sort of

wine pairs well with the ducklerons

would you try something with a full

fruit flavor like a cabernet sauvignon

the seven yellows are a little bit oaky

for my palette

this article right here is all about the

resurgence of pinot noir

we have an i.t department oh the

computers don't run themselves

at least until skynet goes active

say i'll call now

no no it's

really bad

what

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uh hi excuse me i'm looking for benjamin

you found him oh great uh i'm mike ross

we just spoke on the phone man this

place is like battlestar galactica where

do you guys keep the cylons

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son your ego's writing checks that your

body can't cash

oh see that's funny because now i'm

quoting top gun and get out of my office

very funny uh-huh very funny

uh listen harvey about i don't give

advice okay please sensei i'm out of my

league with this thing

listen to me

don't go to trial

it's a mock trial i think the trial part

is kind of a prerequisite

right

law is about control okay you can only

control so much with a jury judge

witnesses and another lawyer with an ego

complex what if the lawyer doesn't have

any go every lawyer has an ego complex

the firm has presented an exercise where

there's potential for failure okay okay

all i'm saying is try and create a

situation where that's not even a

possibility kobayashi maru

koba what no star trek captain kirk he

wins a no-win situation by rewriting the

rules you're a trekkie hey captain kirk

is the man okay i don't want to hear

another word about it now enough with

your fake law problem let's deal with my

real one hi hi captain

that was awesome it was your argument i

just framed it in a way that humanized

the situation and brightened all of our

afternoons i feel like michael corleone

in that scene where that fat guy he

shows him how to shoot that gun are you

saying that i'm the fat guy because i'm

not the fat guy hmm

do you know what his name was yeah

cordoza clemenza i knew that i was just

testing to see if you knew it i knew

that you knew that i knew get it she

looks so sweet i'll let the photo fool

you she's less girl next door more girl

with a dragon tattoo

look my plate's full of stable shelters

i need you to look into jerome's

daughter why didn't he just hire a

private investigator because if there's

a problem an investigator can't fix it

i'm not just a lawyer to jerome okay i'm

i'm more like

robert duvall and the godfather his

consigliere

okay um what

uh nothing just

if you're his robert duvall you're

coming to me so technically i'm your

robert duvall

you're my fredo

fredo

no

champagne star

is it

from the region

in france because if it's not it's

called sparkling wine and i don't really

drink sparkling wine forget it forgive

him his parents really wanted a girl

never got over it wait a minute you

could taste the difference i'm not being

a snob not a snob you sound like

frasier's brother so you've been living

a lie this whole time

yeah

that's awesome

really

yeah i mean as far as double lives go

you're maybe not as cool as clark kent

but still or ken mm-hmm okay you're cut

off

44 magnum

really

feeling lucky today punk money penny

don't call me that why not

because she had a thing for him this is

the other way around no you don't like

me

what how do you know he didn't do it how

do we know you didn't do it yeah maybe

you're the guy oh my god guys this is

ridiculous or does it occurred to any of

you that maybe this is all just a big

test wow wow spoken like a person with

something to hide

louis was talking about loyalty maybe

this is just some test to see how loyal

we are by not turning on each other are

you kidding jessica would never play

along with something like that even if

it's not a test this is a law office not

lord of the flies everybody get back to

work

are these the goluska briefs

uh

you guys louis has been hounding us for

these why isn't anyone taking them to

him

uh are you serious

wow

you're scared of him

it's louis lit it's not darth vader

maddie kelsey

lewis harvey doctor doctor

trevi nice

do i look dashing nobody says dashing

james bond says dashing you think you're

james bond i could be james bond

got connery swagger

definitely daniel craig's physique

lazenby's

i have no idea what he's known for

i know that you're mad at me but we are

talking about a guy roughly our age who

spent over a decade in prison for a

murder that he didn't commit and we are

trying to get him out

i think that's more important than our

little

whatever

whatever you know what i mean problems

with two people hillary beans

casablanca oh i've never seen that movie

you

no it's it's old old

oh my god okay what's your basis for

getting him out prosecutorial misconduct

buried evidence

okay then you need precedence to

overturn

already got those then what i need to

find out everything i can about the

former da's cases

okay

gone with the wind

no city scene kane no

dirty dancing nobody wants to be in the

corner i love you i'm helping you

it's all well and good for you to drag

up from the past how you're

protected by your shiny suit right what

are you talking about lawyers never go

after their own well what is that denzel

movie tell it to me like i'm a

five-year-old

sometimes the good guys got to do bad

things to make the bad guys pay budget

text me maddie we got nothing to talk

about

i didn't text you you texted me

we got to go

come on does it really matter who texted

you i want to take advantage of the fact

you get to see each other catch up talk

about old times yeah like that time that

you murdered that girl and framed an

innocent man we didn't do anything

you're wasting your time am i we know

the truth it's just a matter of time

until one of you turns on the other one

question is who's it going to be we're

there today you're the ones running out

of time

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looks like the rattlesnakes are starting

to commit suicide

holy that's from mississippi

burning this whole idea is from

mississippi bernie you know that movie i

was trying to stump you with that one

back you know greg

problem is those two don't seem like

they're gonna break

they know we don't have anything only

now we do

so by the mountain to muhammad you men

dna coming to mr wolf

that's good

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