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ah the movies there's nothing quite like
him yes sat down in the cinema hopefully
engrossed and then a weird reveal comes
around and gives you the Joe Pesci and
Goodfellas special wiping out all your
enthusiasm or causing enough frustration
for you to contemplate packing things up
and making a hasty exit from yawn
inducing plot twist nobody asked for to
blatant character assassinations stupid
subplots and some of the worst
Blockbusters CGI you'll ever see these
plot points and character Reveals All
fell totally flat I'm Ewan you're
watching what culture and here are 10
movie reveals so bad you almost walked
out number 10. blofeld is Bond's
stepbrother Specter it was a poorly kept
secret that Christoph waltz's Specter
villain Franz oberhauser was actually a
new take on legendary Bond antagonist
Ernst Stavro blofeld and despite much
initial excitement about this blofeld's
reintroduction to the franchise was a
damp squib Walt certainly did a fine job
bringing a quietly menacing presence to
the character but the late stage reveal
that blofeld is Bond's long-lost step
brother and has been the Puppet Master
behind the events of the previous films
was tough to take seriously the familiar
relation was literally a plot point in
the third Austin Powers movie as well by
the way a revelation so ridiculous and
it only makes sense in a parody of a
James Bond film and yet Specter ill
advisedly forged an unconvincing family
link between hero and villain while
straining to connect the darts between
all the prior Craig starring 007 movies
number nine Rhodes is shrike now you see
me but the first I don't know 85 of its
run time now you see me he was an
entertaining if superficially slick
Heist film that dropped a final twist so
lousy it damn near LD down Cinema is the
world over in the movies closing minutes
it's revealed that The Mastermind Behind
The Four Horsemen the focal quartet of
magician thieves is none other than FBI
agent Dylan Rhodes played by Mark
Ruffalo as it turns out Rhodes is really
the secret son of magician Lionel shrike
who died 30 years earlier well before
filming a risky Escape trick in an
attempt to rejuvenate his career which
had been derailed by Magic debunker
Thaddeus Bradley played by Morgan
Freeman basically Rhodes entire scheme
was an elaborate ploy to avenge his
father's death yet because there was
basically no way for the audience to
guess this twist ahead of time it came
off as cheap and manipulative a random
gacha moment for no sake but surprising
the viewer number eight The Scorpion
King The Mummy Returns
oh that's that's him
look at those eyes that grin the is that
hair well I guess if I squint it looks
sort of not that bad bad we have gone
from cool gooey mummy to a universal
bamzuki that reference will be lost on
all of our non-uk viewers but hey for
those who know you know in a recent
episode of the orador Cruz VFX artists
react the FX supervisor John Burton Jr
reveal that the sequence was effectively
ruined by Dwayne Johnson's busy WWE
schedule which prevented him from being
photo scanned for the scene as is
standard for complex scenes such as this
there has also been talk of Studio
crunch ahead of the film's release date
so that would also explain things either
way while this woman did not land and
still looks horrendous I kind of love
CGI The Rock way cooler than Black Adam
I think we can all agree number seven
Dom betrayed his family to protect his
other family the fate of the Furious the
eighth Fast and Furious movie marks the
point at which the franchise's wheels
really began to come off following
Furious 7's affecting farewell to Paul
Walker's Brian O'Connor the heart and
soul the series I think we can all agree
it was painfully clear that the
franchise had reached its natural
endpoint but but Vin Diesel and the Gang
pressed on and the fate of the Furious
is Big Marketing Hook was that Dominic
Toretto had turned against his family
it's eventually revealed that Dom has
been helping Cypher because she
kidnapped his former lover Elena and to
Hannah the point home further Dom then
learns that he has a son fathered with
Elena During the period where he
believed Letty was dead it's at this
point that the Fast and the Furious
descended into grown-worthy soap opera
territory number six Maisie is a clone
Jurassic world Fallen Kingdom Jurassic
world Fallen Kingdom is a film of two
halves one a disaster flick said on Isla
nublar in the midst of a volcanic
eruption and the other a quasi horror
movie set on a fancy estate on the
American Mainland neither half is
particularly satisfying but you get my
meaning it's also a film that introduces
a head-scratching narrative wrinkle
after the action shifts away from are to
the estate of Sir Benjamin Lockwood
played by the always brilliant James
Cromwell sure shortly after we meet
Lockwood's granddaughter Maisie it's
heavily implied that she is in fact a
clone of Lockwood's dead daughter as is
then later confirmed you know what is
really weird in a Jurassic Park movie
human clothing even the whole human
dinosaur hybrids were gun shtick we
almost got in Jurassic world one would
have probably felt slightly less out of
place than this and to top it all off at
the end of the film it becomes clear
precisely why this off-kilter subplot
was introduced to give Maisie some form
of kinship with the dinosaurs and
justify her lend them loose into the
world all the same it doesn't really
convince but rather than quietly forget
about the poorly received subplot follow
up Jurassic world Dominion further
muddied The Waters by retconning
maisie's origin story and revealing that
Lockwood's daughter birthed Maisie
herself just the most pointless sequels
in the world number five Deadpool X-Men
Origins Wolverine X and Origins wolver
Marine serves as a potent reminder of
what can happen when Hollywood doesn't
even show The Faint edition of respect
for a beloved combat character we get
this guy oh look at him though the
Wolverine spin-off promisingly cast
Brian Reynolds in the role of Chatterbox
anti-hero Deadpool he ends up dipping
out the story relatively early on only
to then be reintroduced in the third act
as the mutant Weapon 11. It's probably
trite to litigate on this again but man
he just looks so bad Origins Wolverine
is not a good movie up there with the
worst the X-Men franchise gave us and
knife are Mortal Kombat pool is a
timelessly cringe moment in the comic
book genre number four Michael's evil is
literally contagious Halloween ends
before I get into this I do think it's
worth saying that I think I dislike
Halloween ends for reasons that are
different for why everyone else dislikes
Halloween ends I love the back Clash 2
David Gordon Green's Trilogy Kappa came
from the focus being on Rowan Campbell's
Corey Cunningham and not on the series
Mainstay Michael Myers well I totally
get that Michael is a draw after all the
issues with ends for me comes from it
not committing enough to essential
conceit I think he'd be left with a much
stronger film if you made that Michael
was out of the picture entirely diving
into the idea that evil does not die and
merely changes shape and that you can't
get revenge on evil it's something you
have to live with those ideas are
crystallized in the movie but they're
punctuated by bizarre nostalgic
callbacks moments of fan service and the
subject of this particular entry nigh
explicit Supernatural features the idea
of evil corrupting and Trauma Cycles
repeating is all well and good but ends
as too far into goofy territory by
having Corey literally be infected by
Michael's evil the moment they make
contact the editing here undermines what
could have been a subtle and Brilliant
thematic Twist on Maya's mythology Corey
takes on Maya's mannerisms where there's
still a mask a sort of totem that grants
him strength it's a shade to explicit
compared to the believable Terror of
John Carpenter's original and that for
me sums up the Lost potential of the new
Trilogy number three high tea is the
mole Men In Black International for the
moment the first trailer dropped for Men
In Black International and mentioned
that the plot centered around the mall
with an MIB fans immediately pointed
their fingers at High T Liam Neeson a
legendary head of mib's London Branch
they also asked themselves why the hell
Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones weren't
there but hey this movie somehow still
got made it's seemed so obvious that
some even pegged it as a cheeky
misdirect but lo and behold deep into
the third act we indeed find out that
high tea is the mole his body having
effectively been hijacked by the
parasitic aliens known as The Hive in
turn allowing them to infiltrate MIB the
wise Mentor being the secret compromise
bad guy is a Trope as old as time and
that the fourth Men In Black movie tried
to pull it off without any subversion
whatsoever is all you need to know about
Wyatt pales in comparison to its
predecessors number 2. John McLean's son
is a CIA assassin A Good Day to Die Hard
A Good Day to Die Hard is one of the
worst ever action sequels and that feels
bad to say because I love me some die
hard I really enjoy the first four one
and three directed by John mctin are two
of the greatest action films ever made
and John McLean is an immortal character
played by one of our most talented genre
performers in Bruce Willis it's not fun
to be negative on die hard but sadly A
Good Day to Die Hard is truly diabolical
a bizarre creation that went wrong from
the first step with a script that
completely misapprehended the appeal of
the series there is so much wrong here
but the worst part is the reveal that
John McLean's son jack is now a CIA
assassin we have gone from Plucky New
York every man foils a hostage crisis to
supercarp joins secret agent Sun for
post-soviet hijinks
it is so far removed from the franchise
DNA and a tragic way to lay a beloved
action series to rest and number one Rey
is Palpatine's granddaughter Star Wars
Episode 9 the rise of Skywalker Star
Wars the rise of Skywalker didn't
exactly get after the mostellar Star by
us pulling the resurrection of Emperor
Palpatine totally out of nowhere but it
became clear all hope was lost with that
mid-movie reveal yeah you know the one
that's some classic abramsing right
there despite the previous Star Wars
film The Last Jedi having kylo Ren
inform Rey that her parents were
nobodies thereby implying that she
herself was a nobody halfway through the
rise of the Skywalker he earned an
infuriating PostScript to his prior
remark come Milo reveals that Rey's
parents deliberately chose to become
nobodies because in fact Rey's father
was the Clone son of Palpatine oh God it
gets worse every time I have to say this
aloud this makes Ray Palpatine's
granddaughter they shed their identities
and then shipped right off in an attempt
to protect her look whether you're a fan
of episode 8 or not this was basically
really bad Reddit levels of writing made
Canon a grotesque attempt to win back
fans alienated by the previous movie
with a contrite familiar link between
hero and villain further compounded by a
truly baffling Skywalker addendum in the
film's closing scene truly cowardly
filmmaking and those were 10 movie
reveals so bad you almost walked out
were there any other Bad plot twists and
reveals that we missed let us know down
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