Published July 2, 2023, 10:20 a.m. by Violet Harris
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hey guys how are you hi I was driving by
saw the lights on so I figured I'd stop
in Brandon how are you how are you good
practice today
thank you yeah been coaching thank you
Paulo just I'm starting to visit the
kids at night now more hey coach you
parked on the lawn do you realize that I
thought there was a driveway now that's
the long no actually the real reason I
came Paulo was I I gotta ask you a favor
uh-huh my sister is coming into town
right Friday night uh-huh it's just a
layover she's at the airport so I would
appreciate it if you come to the airport
with me to say hi to her while she's
waiting for her connecting flight I
don't think I know your sister John yeah
well that doesn't matter probably don't
for know her - say hi to her why would I
go with you to the airport and say hi to
your sister who I've never known well
all the other moms said no you know this
is kind of a last-ditch effort before I
have to hire an escort you need an S I
wanted you to pretend you're my fiancee
I would I would if we weren't going to
the movies
I've now all right I'm sleep-deprived
I'm just saying this has never happened
to me before
okay look is Brandon is smart smart it's
just weird how it happens sometimes dumb
people have smart kids I'll just um
Paula come with me to the airport you
know you can bring Brandon unlike his
father he loves me yeah so I'm
interviewing you and your name is Brad
battement okay no I so right Brendon I'm
out doing action so Brad you get killed
in the camera off so Brad turn the
camera so Brad you killed 40 seconds in
the movie did that bother you
coach you're Brad yeah you're Brad how
long are you gonna do this Brett really
mmm it's a real short scene if you just
start with just start with no well I
mean every action
Brad you get killed 40 seconds in the
movie did that bother you Brendan tell
me why should I do this
mmm what's in it for me
competing copy for your demo reel
helping out kids helping out kids
what if Brendan you get your mom to come
with me on Friday night to meet my
sister and then I'll do your movie
all right I take a few pictures I'll
show my sister she'll smile everybody's
happy no harm done you don't leave your
house look I gotta get this done all
right I'm trying to console Paula just
say yes and I'll stop bothering is he
here
Brendon tell your mom what I did for you
today you bought me a cup of coffee no
I'm talking about the movie thing oh
yeah mom coach help me with the movie
today yeah mm-hmm the tornados coming
coach are you crying now am i crying
wait coach's Hornitos really coming yes
what the radio said there's a tornado
coming so I'm gonna stay down here with
the baby you guys go upstairs and play
should we stay down here with you
no it's not safe for everybody to be in
the same place during a tornado Melissa
but I thought you're supposed to go to
know the rule is Melissa you separate
are you sure yeah get sucked into the
funnel and everyone's separated it's
just like a fun ride but if you're all
in a group in a cluster you start
banging into each other and then your
heads collide and you die it's Janine
coach my arms broken remember your arm
is protected by a cast it's safer than
it was before now get in there I don't
think it's a good idea all right fine
fine go to the sub shop and get me a
steak and cheese peppers and onions hots
large give any money no neither do I
will go to your locker and get some how
much does a sub cos I don't know about
$8 I only have like $1 give a check do I
have a check yeah no well have you ever
filled out a check before my dad lets me
put in the date sometimes there's a
check I found it's blank fill it out to
the sub shop they'll tell you the amount
okay you write that in right here okay
then you write it out Travis that was
stupid okay then you sign it I sign it
this name on top okay
mr. Lynch yes mr. Lynch she gives him
his checks sometimes we share okay go
Brenda what the hell are you doing out
there first yourself
your smile don't Alan Einstein no Albert
Einstein Wow Brendan Ross yourself
Thanks do you have a quarter for the
balls you take the bus when you're dead
sure I don't have any much I don't have
any I don't have any money
Oh quarter for the bus quarter for the
bus
the end Brendan what the N what are you
reading quarter for the bus why are you
reading me that I'm trying to sleep I
just thought you'd like it
yeah whatever I'm not trying I gotta
study I gotta wake up Brendan it's a
memoir okay of a bus driver it's good
all right I'll read it sometime it's
just man I got a study so hey what buddy
what this was our first book club made
it ma hold on I'm coming now what oh hi
hello hi sorry I was yelling oh no
problem I'm a representative of the
crystal spirit family we're a new
spiritual organization and we're looking
for recruits that sounds great sign me
up
really right but there's no afterlife
well yes there is I mean we all know
that well we all don't cuz who says
there is well I say there is we say
there is right but I say there's not
because there isn't wait but I'm not
good at arguing wait oh my god what oh
my god yeah and sober I think I try not
to drink too much yeah there is a hint
of flaking on your breath just so you
know I get a little nervous going door
to door
I bet it's tough it's tough it's tough
so can I make you some eggs or so I got
hot dogs that'd be great
plus I can't believe you're a fairy
princess yeah so I'm gonna have to miss
some practice and probably a few games
so the whole weekend is off for the
movie - yeah sorry Brendon Melissa I
hope you know this looks bad when you're
letting the team down while you hang out
with a bunch of whiney babies and stupid
uniforms fun bunch of girls playing
hopscotch skipping rope they may have a
point but the real point is you're a
disappointment to the team Melissa coach
just a couple girls well why don't you
join that Brendon because I'm not a girl
well that's a laugh hey leave him alone
coach why what are you gonna do fairy
princess fly up and sprinkle dust on me
turn me into a little kitty cat can you
do that not yet you have to carry a wand
I gotta go I'll see you later Brenda bye
bye
you tell the fairy princesses I said hi
Melissa I will about that Brendon how
about that huh yeah let me tell you
something about women's renders yeah
women are insane they're insane all
right you get them together in a group
and they go insane or they turn into
animals and they eat their own you know
what I mean yeah
alright listen up I just found out I'm
supposed to be grading you kids since I
haven't been keeping track of anything
I'm gonna have to wing it
I don't think I'm giving everyone an A
cuz I'm not nobody's getting an A cuz we
suck so let's start with the bidding
will give me five bucks for a big plus
coach McGuirk I always get a's well not
this time Melissa
in fact for that outburst you're getting
a D can I get you a cup of coffee for a
B+ bro what B+ it's a big step up
Melissa for a coffee for a confidence to
see get it yeah black eight sugars hurry
back thanks coach anyone else Fenton I
can shine your shoes
Oh Fenton that's an F F a Fenton Coach
McGuirk
we can do your laundry you wash your
whites yeah wash your whites will
separate your colors peri-peri yeah well
tell Perry Walter will use fabric
softener all right shut up the both of
you two getting DS and that's that okay
for Walter and Perry everybody run 40
laps now don't want that to go he shut
it we finished it it's a pushy expose to
God Kimmy please come on our dojo
Yoshio d hi I need
anoche say cats in all too many Savannah
she little boy John MacArthur
well I know what makes you funnier
everybody loves a fat guy they're funny
I would have to get really fat wouldn't
9 to get really funny right no no
sometimes just have to be a little dumpy
which is what I would call you right now
I'm dumpy
yeah it's phase one okay there's about
eight phases starts from dumpy then it
goes to frumpy then it goes to fat six
phases of fat I don't know I'm not a
scientist I'm just saying you get fatter
and fatter that's what happens you start
the cycle and then you don't stop mm-hmm
isn't it like totally unhealthy so how
about this Brendon yeah some girls like
fat guys cuz their fathers were fat
right so you play on that it's the fat
father syndrome it's the ffs yeah girls
have fat fathers all right so when
you're fat you remind girls of their
father right done deal
Brendan what's the score this is 14 and
nothing too late you're all losers
game over oh come on Ref she tripped him
yellow card yellow card ref call a
yellow card
Brenda what's a yellow card I'd say it's
actually a yellow card it's literal yeah
it's idiotic it's a mighty sick Oh No
yelled at by mr. Lynch this morning so
yell back at him let me yell you for I
was doing my impression of kid jr. an
aubergine him and the jr. walks in he
hears me and you starts crying you know
and so I was it
hey you wanna hear my Jimmy Stewart okay
what's a line from that movie it's a
wonderful world that movie the Christmas
movie give me a line from that wonderful
life wonderful life yeah I'm ready here
we go right it's a wonderful life it's
pretty good hey Clarence it's a
wonderful life every time an angel ring
every time an angel rings a bell gets
his wings all right now pour me another
brandy that's my dad that's not bad what
you doing my dad watching It's a
Wonderful Life
where am i dad watching dog day that
make me laugh Brendon
what am I here for okay okay hey wait a
minute
he has a funny way you toppika have a
bushy eyebrow make fun of mr. Lynch
hey what's the show free and get your
cereal and don't come back with ten
boxes of cereal either just two but
about a cat go oh jeez I am so sorry
Eric hi hey you know we should exchange
information huh you know I I hit your
cart so why should you know oh right
right I get it yeah so hello hey mr.
Lynch
hi mr. Lynch hey you two should swap
information hey what do you know you
people everybody doing yeah apparently
we all shop yep yeah yeah all right I
gotta get moving here what are gonna do
with all those beans I'm gonna eat them
yeah going to Beantown is you to throw
you know a jumbo eggs though you only
need two instead of three yeah I get
though I get the one size fits all egg
but I'd like to see those jumbo hens yes
Bobby yeah yeah listen you know it was
so great running into all you guys but I
gotta get I gotta get going oh yeah what
me do everyone's got a schedule seven
yeah
a crazy idea guys what do you say we all
have dinner together you know four of us
dinner
Hey oh no what what why would we do that
you know I mean this is working out new
we seem to talk well together you know
tucked in for dinner the 12th about that
yeah okay let me can you hang on one sec
willow check my calendar yeah I gotta
say it doesn't look like that's gonna
work out you check in your calendar yeah
I'm checking my calendar right now right
now I'm sitting in the living room and
I'm looking at my calendar holding a
calendar yeah not in the kitchen I'm in
the living room I'm holding a calendar
I'm in my car holding binoculars and
you're in the kitchen holding a blue
coffee mug all right
yes I see you doing you were making the
plan what is what's going on what plan
the dinner plan I don't know what you're
talking about Lynch but don't call me
anymore take a load off hey sorry I'm so
late
I don't worry about it you're fine
you're fine he weird where's a Lynch and
Paula cancelled oh that's why Paula
offered to babysit well I'll tell you we
don't need them drink wine please let's
order another bottle okay
hey hey have you eaten here before I
just ate so I finished well I'm gonna
hit the head wolf hmm John McGuirk I
tell you this I I needed this sorry
here's to you for showing hey you know
you know who we shouldn't toast to Lynch
and Paula that's right
but I'd like to drink to them as long as
I kept my glass up I'm glad you came
through though it was nice you know
you're a man who respects a plant that's
good hate - planning come on oh man this
is good you can drink I mean can't
pronounce that I cannot consume it are
you gonna order are you were gonna I
order it already while you were in the
bathroom oh you did yep I'm gonna take
off okay do you mind if I eat while
you've gone no no enjoy what you get I
got the grilled chicken salad salad
you go girl I'll check you later buddy
I'm gonna leave you with the check I do
got a run out of here just gonna call
for my friend Ralph and we're gonna hit
it hit a nightclub okay you want me to
hook up with you guys later
no no that's cool you stick it out here
you what cuz I have my cell phone with
me have a good meal
okay if you want to call me you just
just say light about it I'm gonna leave
it on hey thanks for showing up
you
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