Ministry of Mayhem Dr Peter's Science Lab RecordBottle Breaking Physics 1st July 2006

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it's me Duncan and I just want to say

good luck to all of you guys you're

going to miss watching you big up to

Stephen big up to Holly and I hopefully

we'll see you soon hello Holly and

Stephen

um Saturday mornings are just not going

to be the same without you

um and I'm Really Gonna Miss Polly with

the trolley I think but I just want to

say to you Stephen that I had lunch with

Holly the other day and I asked her what

she's most going to miss and she said

kind of in confidence to me

um that she thought that she might die

without you so you're gonna have to look

after each other okay and stick around

all right and be charms even though you

won't see each other any Thursday Friday

and Saturday we've got to look out for

each other I'm gonna make sure that

happens have a great show and don't cry

too much

promise to look after you know I'll look

after of course I will and um do you

know it is our lotion

hang on a second

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the lights

the no smoke

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he eats chemistry for breakfast he has

physics for lunch

and he has biology fatigue he's the

savior of the Science World

please welcome

Builder the one the only

doctor doctor

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of course the big thing at this moment

it's on pop you being back on the box is

the World Cup oh yeah yeah yeah we won

last night apparently but Steve I've not

only been watching it well I've been too

busy shopping I'm shopping for shoes

listen I've been over there out shopping

with all the other footballers wives and

girlfriends Cheryl Tweed in that and

some of the boyfriends

but but me and David Hasselhoff have

been providing some of the halftime

entertainment look at this

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yeah you know we've been doing science

experiences for the masses oh Steve it

goes we are we are storming it yeah we

do the first 10 minutes of quantum

physics yeah and then I say do you want

any more experiences

99 so I do nine more experiments right

no no so you've got something wrong here

haven't you really Steve

explain that to me done German haven't I

yeah yeah yeah and the thing is Right

nine means no

not the number nine you know that's why

they must keep pelting Hasselhoff with

raw eggs they're terrible shots because

a lot of them hit me yeah now look it's

the last Saturday is it

so I want the last experiment can you do

it for us

Steve

I will give you a simple equation okay

it's a creation

I will give you the best experience of

your life

your Montage of my best bet

that I've seen you know I've got to say

you know it's um it would be lovely too

we actually don't have time so we are

going through I would like a montage

I was promised the Montage it's the last

show I've won a Montage as I'm saying

it's fine yeah I know we mostly did

something with Chairman's eyes but give

me a montage

oh you've got angry

Danger

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ous

that is impressive yeah

is that it

I was going to put it on this show rail

CV but I'm not sure I'm bothered now

listen Steve I've been splitting your

bananas for long enough here

let's examine these sodi pop bottles

right you know there's going to be at

least nine here my goodness me

intelligent as well as good looking

Steve you're almost correct they're in

fact 10. okay and these 10 bottles we're

gonna break the road record record

breaking physics right you get it

physics you know what I'm saying each of

these bottles is going to produce a

gaussian Giza of about five meters high

five meters No Diggity yes diggity we

are going to go for the Munchen glad

back all-commer's record yeah

all we do is we have to pop these mints

into the soda pop and off they pop bye

Steve now you know if there's none of

them you know he's going to take control

we're going to need a little help Steve

Walk This Way

come out you guys

there we go hand sneeze bumpsy Daisy

fritzy Mitzi and [ __ ] and uh there we

are out

my cloning experiences have come on 10

folks since I last saw you hang on a

minute

cut this out

can you smell cabbage I'd recognize that

smell anywhere cute right

please don't let me do the experiment I

can be a child I can act

first time for everything I suppose it

didn't do three years at radar for

nothing

ready

all right you're in yeah okay let's get

on with it let's get jiggy with the

fizzy okay everyone in position

take your tops off

right you leave your bottoms on man get

your bun buns in your chips and get the

cards over okay ready will you stop

shaking kid you ready at the end

is that right what's your name what's

your name Richard Richard spilled his

bum bum sorry

let's just get his bon bons back in the

there we go now are you ready Richard

you'll be fine yes spoiling it for

everyone

yeah there we go okay everyone ready

okay let's continue in the frizzy in

three two one go away go Richard go go

go go go go go go go go go go go go go

oh yeah here we go

here's the big one at least

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Steve

yeah thank you very much on Doc do you

know what a result do you know what what

a physics behind it oh it goes about

let's not tarnish the moment Steve I

beat the world record my props going out

to Big Keith Carton and how Sassy basket

my main men and two back sucker and

Biggie Smalls you know Steve

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it's still to come have a look

up soon there's a Twist to the hits in

pumping on your stereo the brats will be

attempting to survive in the wilderness

it's on the way yes the mighty Ray will

be ramming it for the very last time and

the hoydermy hearties Holly catches up

with Hollywood heartthrob Johnny Depp

and Orlando Bloom

hi Holly and Stephen well we're really

really sad to hear that it's the last

Saturday Showdown and I'm sorry that we

can't be there

and we just like to share some of our

favorite ones with you and my favorite

was when my two little brothers having

clay came down and Clayton actually got

the pies even in the face but that was

funny he loved it he did and one of the

memories that stands out for me is when

I was grinched because I was well and

truly going from here I was drenched and

it was so heavy hey it was like just a

big downfall and but you know it was a

lot of fun and we wish you all the best

in the future and we'll see you soon bye

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that was quick

like stuffed off my skirt so don't frame

down because it's all stuffed in my

knickers and stuff

Oh you mean by the way sorry to Clayton

about you know me pie in the face and

squirting and stuff yes that was wrong

no but you know I would not have done it

to be nasty no you wouldn't have done it

I do apologize once again should we get

him back Clayton

see you after the break oh by the way

before you go you might be wondering why

it may look a bit tiny bit different oh

yeah right because we've got Matt Cowley

it's his first time on cameras

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stop

big time we'll see you after the break

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