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Cartoon centers around Brendon Small, an ambitious eight-year-old filmmaker, who shoots movies in his basement with his two best friends in their spare time, while coming to terms with adolescence, life, and relationships. (Maybe Brendon's movie making can inspire your home movie making!) He lives with his divorced mother and his adopted baby sister. He develops a skewed father/son-like relationship with his short-tempered soccer coach, John McGuirk.
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cogentiva know you wore glasses I don't
but I should have been wearing him for
the last 10 years Brendan and they can't
see anything really like I see you but
you're just like a ball of blur right
orange and blue it's just like colors
it's beautiful yeah yeah where are you
over here couch all right over here
when I hear your nasal voice which is so
annoying right I know it's you so I use
my ears that's how I've gotten by my
sense of hearing is elevated sometimes
Brendan wins one of your senses fail
like my eyes your other senses take over
you know Lou Ferrigno or Helen Keller
coach you let people point laser beams
in your eyes why not just get glasses
glasses are for dorks Brendan period no
offense to the baby
although babies with glasses or even
worse like super dorks unless somebody
cut open your cornea yeah it was a
one-time thing Brendan then I'm done and
I see perfectly the rest of my beautiful
life and this is a one-time offer today
only $115 for an eye $115 an eye this
guy even licensed well what do you work
for the CIA Brendan mind your own
business I want to see clearly all right
I'm sick of being blind what about
contacts you wear contacts you wear
contacts oh you do it you're doing I
can't read this Paolo you fill it out
for me yeah you know John how long is
this actually gonna take I don't know
Paul no surgeon so I got some stuff to
do and I'm sorry I'm just saying I wish
you didn't spring it on me right after
soccer practice well Paul I wish you
wouldn't complain to me before I get
surgery I'm the one going under the
knife in about two minutes yeah what
should I put here for your social
security number I don't know just make
up a couple numbers closest family
number in case of emergency um I know I
have an uncle perfect I'll put uncle
just put my uncle put that in quotes
section yeah okay number two so this is
safe right oh yeah absolutely safe yeah
they wear glasses huh yeah I would think
that you'd have the surgery I mean you
perform laser surgery oh um no no I am
item two lasers or needles what are
these
Oh sometimes you know you have to stay
still okay
you sit here watch this and I tell you I
better go eat something aren't gonna
pass out how long before the drugs kick
in duck I don't know for me it's pretty
quick but if you don't feel anything in
a few minutes grab a few more off the
counter there oh great I'm gonna guy
take I generally go by the rule of
whatever can fit in your fist I also
brought my own so Oh what do you have
Percodan okay and percocet mm-hmm and
alcohol but just watch the video hello
customers if you're watching this you
may or may not be a candidate for laser
eye both surgeries are you dude my name
is ping pong Vaughn laser Stein today
we're going to talk about your eyes eyes
what's that hello to cook I did not see
you come in sorry to sneak up on you
ping-pong eyes well you know what laser
eye surgery is right the eyes is what
laser topographical reshaping takes
place upon oh you mean like
exactly to topographical eyeball corneal
days are reshaping here's what we do
first we give you some sleepy time
feel-good pills then we put you on a
table and tape down your head see we've
done wiggle giggles niggle then we prop
open your eyes you mean I was that's
right tuku and we could open your cornea
sounds like fun hey yeah feel like
getting a head start on your homework I
think the question is do you feel like
getting a head start on my homework come
on what do you got oh well we're
supposed to be doing this family trees
you know boring stupid crappy family
shrubbery family trees yeah I think
that'll be fun be kind of neat to see
who were related to here's what I like I
like that you're getting excited about
doing this for me what if we're related
to someone really famous like I don't
know like Neil Diamond I guess that
would be interesting hey when we get
home we'll go online and we'll find one
of those websites that helps you find
out your lineage
all right have I ever told you where
babies come from Brendan yes every day
good
and then you can see real good right
that's red choker and then you put into
magical eyedrops hey drugs working yet
oh I'd say that's a yes
hey ping-pong in tuku iead mr. stinky -
I'd like to kill the son of a okay
hold still
doctor I love ping-pong and tuku mm-hmm
okay play it again
okay you'll feel a slight pressure in
the eyes okay that's me cutting into
them now see I burned your cheek you
have to sit still
little ways yes you have my cheek
well you moved oh I smell burning I is
that a problem no doctor it was a
pleasure oh you're a good man
thank you good stock okay let me another
hug
alright one more a month okay Brendan go
start the car alright doctor you did
your job
okay here we'll give you some money John
there we go
there's your money thanks for the
surgery you're welcome
idiot I can't see whoa well he should be
fine um just take him home and check on
him every couple of hours home to his
house he's gonna need some attention for
the next couple of days he's he's not
ours actually oh well he can't be alone
can you give me Oh somebody else does
anybody have a ver come on mom let him
stay you look at him he shouldn't be by
himself
mom I'm party
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I can't believe we have to do this
stupid family tree thing yeah well what
are you doing huh
family stuff's personal I thought you
don't have to talk about family in
school isn't there something like family
in school should be separate
what kind of stupid assignment is that
am i right that's church and state oh
not family in school no my mom's doing
mine so you know my parents are in
Tunisia so I can't do it cuz I can't
contact them they didn't leave you a
number to get in touch by fax their
hotel
hopefully they'll fax for me back my
family tree wake up mr. sleepy pants
paging dr. sleeping berg hello good
morning do not approach me Brendan when
I'm sleeping that's how you get hurt
that is how you get hurt don't you want
to take off the bandage and see what
your new vision is like yeah voila
take a look are there any more bandages
here no you're all clear John my eyes
are open now right yeah yeah hi hi I'm
blind very funny very funny I'm not
kidding I can't see very funny
seriously well doctor I can't see I I
understand it when do I get my eyesight
back I want it back you said it was
coming back it is what what time do you
have there what do you mean there what
time zone are you in never mind
what are you talking about it's gonna
come back I want it back now you said it
was coming back hold on yes mr. Sullivan
I'll be right there look why are you
whispering
because I have people here where are you
I'm at my other job what other job I
have to go I thought you were an eye
doctor I am don't ever call my number
again wait oh my god how am I gonna get
to work I gotta get to work now I can't
see ah coach Brandon don't drink the
chocolate milk it's gone bad
hey guys I've traced the back to the
lineage of people for my ferret and his
family's been through quite a lot really
that I know contacted the ferret breeder
he has a detailed records Wow did you
know that people poets from the Ukraine
no yeah but his family came over on the
slow boat really why they do that escape
communism and then they settled in st.
Louis in the 40s
yeah well anyway Popo had more brothers
and sisters but they were put away
because they carry the Ebola virus Wow
which wiped out st. Louis in the 60s our
families are only as interesting yeah
well I mean your families you know not
ferrets he's got a point yes you're
right I can't get anything out of my dad
every time I ask him about my mother's
side he starts acting all the earth
really not what do you mean like he
starts laughing and then crying and
laughing and just wants attention when I
just call her yourself yeah okay I'll do
that
you know something listen nobody's gonna
know your family history is you know you
just make up the whole thing's make it
up yeah who cares I mean who cares about
family trees anyway it's Wednesday
chocolate milk day what the hell it is
horrible please don't drink the
chocolate milk it's gone bad I repeat
the chocolate milk is gone bad guys this
is so weird
coach you are psychic you are psyche did
you know that what am I talking about of
course you do you're psychic I'm telling
the psychic he's psychic it's because
you went blind Yeah right Brendon told
us about the whole chocolate milk thing
and he projected it happened coach it
happen it happened hey you're like a
wizard yeah coach this is amazing listen
we have a lot of work to do okay okay
first of all we need to use your powers
to fight crime
definitely yeah you know like that am I
gonna do when I grow up what am I gonna
marry where will I live am I gonna be a
famous composer composer yeah really
live playing record her when's our next
pop quiz coach can you give us the
answers to the homework well there's the
number of the hotel in Tunisia where my
parents are staying coach and where is
Tunisia coach I think he's asleep with
his eyes open
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coach McGuirk just told us our fortunes
wait what he did yeah $20 everybody
heard you guys talking about him going
blind and becoming a psychic
ladies charging you guys to hear your
Fortson yeah you better quit Brendon the
line is getting wrong Brenda well only
$20 how's my husband um I see um see a
mustache
yes did he have a mustache he did yeah
and the boots you know where he was a
working man he did work yeah
news I see water water and their water
he was afraid of water right yes they
died he's dead right yes he loves you
very much
he does yes will you give him a message
for me
sure what is it dear I found another man
oh that's nice 20 bucks please thank you
you're a great man
all right get out next I think my
partner's embezzling from you am i right
yeah I guess so 20 bucks next well can I
catch this keep the line moving who's
next hi how will I die can you foresee
that yes come here touch your head
uh-huh you're gonna die peacefully in
your sleep oh yeah it's gonna be nice
unfortunately it's gonna be soon Oh
20 bucks next
okay apparently this guy is still alive
and he's our second or third uncle or
something and he's out of prison now it
says well that's good out now you know
instead of tarnishing the family name
well yeah but he's technically still on
probation that's good to know we come
from good stock yes it is most of them
seem to be carnies or on the lam I feel
like maybe not including them in the
family tree I wouldn't object to that so
what do we got you mean your father you
stepmother your grandparents and your
sister my sister Josie yeah but what do
we really know about her well she hasn't
been to prison yet well we don't really
know that do we
there were two days where I lost her yes
Brenda outside what big drama outside
pronto can't make it work I can't make
the tree work I don't know what to put
down I know Jason okay that's the
problem I don't know what to put down
all right hold on just calm down
branches there won't blink okay it's
just an assignment Melissa it's no big
deal
what happened to making the whole thing
up what happened to that idea Oh Melissa
you put down Cinderella as your mother
and the Lion King as your father mm-hmm
Jason get some paper and an
Entertainment Weekly let's do this right
what am I your intern Brenda just do it
Jason sorry
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so what you sleeping in my bed now I am
blind Brendan I have no idea where I am
looks like ya made a lot of money today
huh oh yeah it turns out that psychics
make a lot of money hey let me ask you
something um I always wanted to know
like how do you see the visions like
does it come to you in like a metaphor
does it come to you like you know weird
kind of a acronym or how does basically
it's fairly he's at make him up you make
it up well I mean people will believe
anything wait a minute no I know you're
psychic you predicted the chocolate milk
thing
no I didn't I just told you about it a
lunch lady told me to put away the milk
before I forgot left it out in the Sun
and went bad then I told you about it
wait you're not even psychic of course
not you insane I tell everybody you
worried
this is embarrassing it's not
embarrassing Brendon I'm making money
and you keep your mouth shut about a
pregnant because I'm doing a big seance
which means more money and I don't need
you wrecking it I can't even look at you
right now hey hey gimme that what the
hell is this you're reading a magazine
yeah I like magazines well you're
supposed to be blind Shh that is
absolutely despicable you make me sick
coach what did you get your sight back
well it's immaterial Brendon when did
you get your sight back well I was blind
for a little while okay were you playing
when we took off your bandages uh yes
okay are you blind when you broke mine
fishtank no okay are you blind when you
peed all over the hallway
no are you drunk yes okay now we're
getting somewhere
can I pinpoint a time that I have not
been blind and drunk mm-hmm no well
how's your vision now yeah it's pretty
great okay let me tell you something I'm
not gonna tell anybody about you being a
fraud but I want 50% of everything you
made today everything gonna make it the
same oh whoa whoa whoa fifty percent
well what happened to the
holier-than-thou I was doing the wrong
thing attitude from you about a minute
ago now you want my money
couple minutes ago I didn't know you
were fraud I see I like your style
all right you're a liar and a cheat
that's cool I'll give you ten percent
five uh okay you just went down by the
way what you just went down I did yeah I
offered to ten you said five I meant to
say 20 probably
ladies and gentlemen before we bring out
the psychic we ask that please keep your
table talk down to a minimum and turn
off all cell phones and pagers and now
we give you the blind prophet I feel
that I'm being pulled in this direction
it's someone over here lose a loved one
hmm
how about over here I'm getting a strong
feeling from here here say between here
and here anyone between this hand and
this hand going all the way back no so
you mean to tell me that in this room
full of people no one you don't know
anyone who's died no one nothing look it
is statistically impossible that no one
here knows someone who died all right
who wants me to channel some dead
celebrities how about that there we go
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I'm Jimmy Stewart oh I miss you I miss
doing movies I gotta go hey pilgrim what
are you doing I miss doing movies I'm
John Wayne that's not what your country
can do for you ask what you can do for
your country
next some wacky wild stuff I'm Johnny
Carson I'm Zeus lightning and thunder
I'm Jimmy Cagney be good to yourselves
you dirty rats he's all right he's all
right he's all right now does anyone
have a question for King Arthur of the
round table
how about you over there in the blue
hey mr. McGuirk I thought you're
supposed to be blind I am I'm blind I
thought you were King Arthur I am King
Arthur
how come you answer when I call you
McGuirk because I thought you said King
Arthur hey this guy's a phony hey hey
hey hey hey hold on everybody hold on
all right just relax I can explain this
whole thing let me just make my way to
this door because there's something
outside this door that will explain
everything okay see you later I have
something to tell you guys about
Pipo Pipo my ferrets family tree yeah
yeah it's crap you know what else
Pipo Pipo escapes a year ago in fact I
don't even know that I had a ferret in
the first place I think it was imaginary
well then how could you I don't think
there even is such a thing as ferrets
all right sorry it's okay Jason it's all
right we didn't really believe you
anyway
well here's the weird part Jason's
imaginary ferret had a bigger family
than ours I mean look at this right mom
yeah but that's not bad having a small
family is a good thing Brendon we don't
have to send out a lot of Christmas
cards thank yourself
I like our intimate little group Brendon
what are you gonna put down for Josie oh
you know well you know she's adopted hmm
and her parents wanted to remain
anonymous so you know what do you do
yeah but we have our suspicions we think
it's Don Howe and Arthur kit no how can
it not be look at her she looks like the
kid who'd you end up deciding on for
parents Melissa hi everyone and welcome
to my family tree my life is great as
you can see here my mother is the
beautiful princess Cinderella you may
know her from such films as Cinderella
she and my father met shortly after he
left the WWF and just before being
elected the first independent governor
of Minnesota I have seven brothers
their names are happy sleepy dopey doc
grumpy lumpy and Stu and my uncle Hulk
Hogan comes over every week to read me
bedtime stories this is a reenactment of
people first cross-atlantic adventure
coming to the new world so
escape the Red Menace welcome to Ellis
Island what's your name
peep ople wits well in America you're
just peep Oppo where are you from
Ukraine
alright get aligned with the other
spirits where are my bags no no okay I
love America
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you
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