SML Movie: Jeffy The Sketch Artist!

oh it's still Danny

hold still Danny I said hold still I've

been holding still and done

it's your Masterpiece I present to you

Daddy Ralph oh Jeffy that's such a good

drawing of Marvin I mean it's a good

drawing in my face not really my body I

will now draw Mommy's face on his

silverback gorilla making sweet love to

a squirrel

Marvin look the news

breaking news the police station is

looking for a sketch artist and is

willing to pay 250 000 a year so if

you're good at drawing come down to the

police department 250

000 a year to draw pictures Marvin Jiffy

could do that job he's great at drawing

people oh I'm sorry to interrupt mommy

but if you want to have a mirror how big

would it be what actually I should

probably draw a Silverback gorillas

winner to keep the theme going I wonder

how big they are should I Google it I'm

gonna google it Jeffy do you want to

draw pictures for the cops for 250 000 a

year that's crazy I know it's so much

money just to draw pictures a Silverback

Gorilla's wieners only three to six

centimeters long that means my weiner is

barely bigger than the Silverback

gorillas because I clocked mine at six

and a half centimeters Jeffy huh do you

want to draw pictures for the cops more

kind of pictures all you'd have to do is

draw pictures of people without animal

bodies just normal people and they'll

pay you 250 000 a year all right Daddy

but first let me add to three to six

centimeter hog to this gorilla no no

Hogs definitely listen I need you to

draw a picture of just me so we can show

the cops how good you are okay Daddy but

this squirrel was about to get the

business all right let's just draw a

normal picture of me with my clothes on

okay all right daddy squirrel humping or

no squirrel No squirrel humping just a

picture of me

and done

what do you think about that Daddy

pretty lame if you ask me I could have

given you some Udders or stoma that

looks so

Jeffy this is exactly what the cops are

gonna want you to draw every single time

every time yeah just normal people no

animals just like that just like this

just like that okay I got it Danny

locked in my brain all right let's go

down to the cop office and show them

that drawing the police station that's

what I said no you said cop office cop

office police station it's the same

thing look let's go down to the police

station and show them the drawing come

on

foreign

so uh this is my drawing of a bad guy

what do you think it's pretty good right

it's crap oh man ah girl these people

suck next person Jeffy get in here Jeffy

come on come on all right Mr Chief this

is my son Jeffy he's really good at

drawing look at the drawing he did at me

well that's pretty good he even colors

them too that'll come in handy okay he's

hired wait he's hired already yeah we're

pretty desperate desperate for sketch

artists Jeffy you got the job yay so

when does he start right now oh oh wow

well all right Jeffy just do your job

and come home when you're done all right

Daddy all right Jeffy sit right there

and use this sketch pad to draw the

suspect based on the victim's

description oh send in the victims okay

Jessica I have the first victim here

ma'am tell him what happened all right

I'm ready well there was a man with a

big old cowboy hat on and he lassoed Me

Up Tied me to the train track so the

train would run me over and kill me

cowboy hat huh yeah it's a big cowboy

hat all right I think I got him is this

your man oh well he has the cowboy hat

on I guess that's him ma'am if you're

telling me that's who attacked you I

know where that guy is I can arrest him

yes that's him okay I'll go get him baby

Jeffy got the job he did yes the police

chief loved jeffy's drawing of me that's

amazing Marvin I know I love that Jeffy

actually got a job that somebody's good

at and he's gonna make a lot of money

let's just hope Jeffy doesn't mess this

up freeze Marvin you're under arrest for

what for attempted murder and kidnapping

what are you talking about oh don't

pretend like you didn't just tie a woman

to railroad tracks like you're in some

kind of western movie I did it yeah well

we have all the proof we need let's let

the judge decide

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today we will be hearing the case of a

most brutal crime Marvin you are being

accused of lassoing a woman like a

cowboy dying her up and then placing her

on the railroad tracks in hope that she

would be run over by its rain how do you

bleed not guilty not guilty you say very

interesting well I suppose I'll let you

go if you can explain this this drawing

that our professional and very overpaid

sketch artists made of the suspect based

on the victim's description

explain it that's a drawing my son may

he's the police sketch artist he made a

mistake and Drew me well Marvin based on

this sketch looking exactly like you and

there being no other evidence brought

into court today I have no choice but to

find you guilty and sentence you to 30

days in the county jail

I didn't do anything wrong yeah yeah I

hear that all the time I'm not guilty

you saw that sketch it was spot on it

looked just like you listen my son is

the sketch artist and he accidentally

drew a picture of me no no your son

knows he'd get fired if he drew a sketch

of the wrong person he should be fired

he drew me well just because he's

untattle-tailed on you doesn't mean

you're getting out of this listen please

I don't want to be in prison no you

should just do your 30 days and be happy

that you only got 30 days for trying to

kill a lady with a train that's brutal I

did not do that look don't do the crying

if you can't do the time the time is

what you should think about before you

do the crime crime doing equals time

doing hard crimes gets you hard times

the the time is what happens when you do

crime you don't don't do the crime

because you should think about the time

before you do the the crime okay look

I'm just gonna go no please let me out

of here I can't spend 30 days in here

all right Jeffy good job on that last

one here's your next victim ma'am tell

him what happened so I was cleaning the

house with Windex but when I go to

karate Windex I realize we are out of

Windex so I go downstairs to grab some

Lemon Pledge and then I see this man

climbing through the window they found a

heart and he trying to steer things and

shot him in his side

Santa Claus hat huh CC Santa Claus and a

big Shack yeah CeCe all right I think I

got him is this your man see see that's

my mom no no not Marvin again oh

how was your 30 days in jail Marvin I

was forced in prison well the judge

convicted you so obviously there was

enough evidence no baby listen jeffy's a

sketch artist and for some reason he

drew a picture of me wearing a cowboy

hat and they arrested me based on

jeffy's Photo oh no Marvin we have to

fix that so it doesn't happen again

you're right I'ma call the cops and

explain what happened freeze Marvin

you're exactly who I want to talk to

you're under arrest for what so pretend

like you didn't impersonate Santa Claus

and break into someone's house and try

to be the Grinch what don't want me

mister you're going to jail

I am very disappointed to see your face

in my courtroom again did those 30 days

teach you nothing I didn't do anything

well we'll see about that won't we you

are being accused of breaking into a

house dressed like Santa Claus and

instead of leaving jolly good gifts for

the little boys and girls stealing their

valuables how do you plea against this

grinching not guilty very cute too bad I

have this had wrong of you dressed like

Santa Claus based on the victim's

description 60 days in the county jail

60 days come on

have fun in there listen I didn't do

anything I promise oh you promise yes oh

well in that case I guess I'll let you

out wait really no you idiot I'm not

stupid I have a GED I wasn't born

yesterday

two months in jail okay Jeffy you've

been doing a great job so far thanks

okay here's your next victim tell them

what happened dolphin well I was just

riding my Harley and then I pulled into

a gas station to get some Hubba Bubba

chewing gum and some white powdered

Donuts because I really like those and I

left my keys in my Harley because I

didn't think anyone had the balls to try

to steal it from me but then I look out

the window and I see this guy wearing

sunglasses and he jumped on my Harley

and just drove off with it I didn't

really get a chance to see what he

looked like just him oh yeah that's

definitely him I know those sunglasses

anywhere oh damn it oh kill me Marvin

you deserve those 60 days in jail if you

really did try to impersonate Santa

Claus just to steal baby are you kidding

me I'm not actually doing these crimes

I've been next to you the whole time

it's because jeffy's the sketch artist

and he keeps drawing me as all these

criminals it's the only evidence the

judge has so he keeps arresting me oh no

Marvin we have to fix that in case it

happens again I know so if they keep

arresting me then you gotta tell them

that's Jeffy doing fake drawings freeze

Robin you're under arrest

dealing a dolphin's motorcycle what well

you did it

Marvin why am I seeing your face in my

courtroom again

did 60 days in jail not teach you your

lesson what do I have to do to

rehabilitate you I didn't do it I didn't

do it

Do It Marvin you sound like a broken

record if you did not do it then explain

this that's a drawing my son did he

keeps drawing Me Marvin this is the face

of a hardened criminal someone with no

remorse look at you with your sunglasses

you must think you're a real cool dude

especially because you stole a

motorcycle from a dolphin you did it on

purpose why would a dolphin be driving a

motorcycle I don't don't know Marvin

it's not my job to understand sea

animals and their means of

transportation it is my job to convict

criminals like you and you've been on

quite a crime spree lately so based on

this drawing and the complete lack of

remorse on his face I sentence you to 90

days in jail and for every Prime you

commit from now on we will increase your

sentence by six months to hopefully

teach you a lesson go 90 days I can't do

it how can you convict over a drawing

you must really like it in here listen I

really don't I have one question for you

okay you're falsely imprisoning me so

that means the real people that are

doing those crimes are out there causing

more crimes oh I have a feeling that the

real criminal is right here in the cell

that's you what you you're my little

criminal yes you are okay nobody

I hate it in here okay Jeffy here's your

next victim ma'am tell him what happened

well I didn't see what the guy looked

like but here's what happened I was

walking to the grocery store to buy

tampons heavy flow and then all of a

sudden this man walked up to me and he

smacked me in the face with a chicken

and he stole my purse hold it right

there ma'am

is this him oh oh yeah I mean I didn't

see what he looked like but that rubber

chicken is very familiar oh no

hey Marvin did you enjoy those 90 days

in jail Marvin it was alone like three

months for me listen I was the one that

was in jail for three months I'm the one

that was lonely I'm looking out for the

cops I don't have much time because

they're gonna arrest me again I just

know it listen this is what we can do go

to the police station and just tell

Jeffy to stop drawing please just time

to stop drawing he's driving you're

under arrest no let me finish explain it

to her no no you beat a woman with a

rubber chicken and you stole the purse

what come on no go to the police station

please

sir Marvin Marvin Marvin

Marvin Marvin Marvin Marvin Marvin

Marvin Marvin

oh Marvin

poor Marvin

Marvin Marvin

Marvin

oh Marvin

Marvin what really modern assault with a

rubber chicken to steal a woman's purse

I just don't know what to do with you

Marvin I gave you 30 days in jail it was

a cakewalk 60 days

big whoop 90 days

that's a weekend Marvin's World let me

ask you a question Marvin do you enjoy

jail do you have a good time in jail is

jail fun let me check hold on Marvin let

me see how jail is give me a second

oh I'm Marvin I love being in jail jail

is so much fun I wish I could stay here

forever is that you Marvin is that what

you say in jail to all of your jail

buddies answer me Marvin answer me when

I'm speaking to you no I don't like jail

could afford Me Marvin could have fooled

me

you know what Marvin I'm gonna drop the

ball one year in jail no make it two ten

it doesn't matter it's all the same to

Marvin he loves jail you know what

Marvin I'm gonna do a little reverse

psychology here 10 minutes in jail

because apparently you love it so much

that being there is a reward but I

better not see you back in my courtroom

again

10 minutes only 10 minutes come on thank

you I'm not even gonna close the door

I'm not gonna lock it I think you get

off on that you sick freak what

oh

10 minutes I can leave

okay Jeffy I'm really mad about this one

somebody robbed my wife honey tell them

what happened okay there was a little

redhead girl who was selling Girl Scout

cookies so I gave her a hundred dollars

and she read

Ing and didn't give me my cookies

I'm sorry were you saying something yes

yes oh I think I got that part is this

her yes

yes she's eating my cookies oh Marvin

baby that was only 10 minutes Marvin

please oh no come on that's

come on stealing Girl Scout cookies

that's horrible

uh judge are you okay

he's really mad

Marvin here we are again Marvin just me

and you another crime you're guilty

another drawing it's you see Marvin I

just couldn't figure you out but now I

think I finally have it wasn't jail that

you loved so much it was me you're in

love with me that's why you keep doing

these crimes so that you can come here

and see me well Marvin since you're in

love with me I can no longer preside

over your trials so my final sentence to

you is a life sentence I am sending you

to Alcatraz Island yes that's right

Marvin we opened it up just for you your

own little playground where you can do

your crimes away from civilized society

and if you try to escape there are shark

infested waters so you will spend the

rest of your life at Alcatraz I will

give you five minutes to say goodbye to

your family bailiff go with him oh five

sentence let's go say bye to your family

all right make it quick that was fast

Marvin yeah not really he's gonna be

spending the rest of his life on

Alcatraz whereas we're gonna call It

Marvin trans what listen baby there's

one favor I need from you just one he's

in love with the judge all right

everyone just shush please everyone just

listen to me please all right you know

my son Jeffy was hired as the new sketch

artist at the cop office cop office

police station oh yeah yeah he's pretty

good all right do you notice that all of

his drawings look like me well yeah

because he did all the crimes no no I

didn't listen please just do me one

favor I'll go to Alcatraz for the rest

of my life just do me one favor go up to

Jeffy and describe a criminal that looks

nothing like me like different skin

color completely different looks and see

what the drawing looks like hmm okay

I'll try it okay Jeffy this time I'm

gonna describe someone to you and I need

you to draw him all right what do you

got for me why why have you already

started drawing I haven't described them

yet keep going okay well he's a really

large black man with one eye and he's in

a wheelchair and he has 11 scars on his

face all right I think I got him the

same oh no oh no no no no no no no well

well well Marvin it appears there's been

a huge misunderstanding and to make up

for all of that jail time where you were

falsely imprisoned we are willing to

offer you this small chocolate Frosty

from Wendy's it was going to be my lunch

but I am now offering it to you yeah

take it go on take it before I change my

mind all I get is a frosty well I I

suppose I'll eat it myself then quarter

turned Marvin I'm so sorry that happened

to you yeah Marvin I feel really bad I

probably should have put that together

like how are you doing those crimes if

you were already in jail I'm not

apologizing is you 100 your fault what

because you should to make every drawing

look just like this and I clarified I

said just like this and you said just

like that and you say every time so

every time I made the drawing look just

like this this is your fault you did say

that Marvin oh I'm so sorry I forgot

jeffy's an idiot come give me a hug Jeff

I'll forgive you really nice yeah come

on come here our hey no hitting no King

stop it I should probably arrest you for

that he's 18. okay hey

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