Best TV News Bloopers Of The Decade

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you're on it

today snow is crippling much of the

washington lowlands

d d mega doodoo i'm sorry

mangudu once it's turned on the sign

will spell out

delhi cat essen can you demonstrate for

us what it's like to

brush our teeth's pet just a little bit

certainly

it's going to be areas of drist and

missile

dressed and what am i saying here mist

and drizzle i literally combine both

here's some other great town names

the tits oh it's limits

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just confirming the ground is now good

to see oh you've been joined by a

beautiful lady

it's a man actually derek who's i just

kept hearing it

i'm ducking and everything died in the

house i'm

i got scared i dropped my hot pocket

let's get excited about that 69 i mean

that's pretty good this time of year

isn't it

i know you're excited about the wind but

about that 69.

over the last two years hundreds have

landed in the summit county medical

examiner's office

my brother used to break in our house

and steal the tv but now

he's dead we'll probably sit around and

cook some soups and eat bread and

desserts

and just get all fat and sassy wow

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a slight chance of some particip

participation

participate per

it's rain it's going to bring a

possibility

of some rain that will be moving into

our area um did you grab

anything when you walked out the door i

have nothing but two tortinos pizza

out of the refrigerator and my doggy and

we left

that's it i tried to grab some other

things but they wasn't even worth it

it's okay come a little closer i'm gonna

stay over here by joni do they know

hold him tight hold him tight hold him

damn hold him

right

um first and last name please erica

o'donnell and can you spell

first the last f-i-r-s-t-l-a-s-t

i met your first and last name

[Laughter]

well the sign says that it's four

quarters for an hour but

a quarter only gets you 15 minutes so if

my math is correct

that's not an hour that's not an hour

but

it is and also a quarter to 10 minutes

welcome back to fox 2 news at 9 00 a.m

time once again to get you caught up on

your news headlines for that

the hamburglar

it's your birthday i'll let it pass no i

won't i'll get you later

and england skipper andrew strauss

arrived in london proudly showing off

the little

urn they'll spend four days at home

before flying out

for the world cup and belinda i just

can't understand how something so small

can be

so impressive well mark you would know

about that thank you very much

i'm scott mattis live in hernando

mississippi where there's been

spottings of a cougar and that's not it

that looks like a house cat

but we're just feet away from where a

local man

rolled his cell phone video on what some

say

is a cougar i'll be right back with the

live reports but what we can say

is that it looks for him in uxbridge

also something

uh that where there may be some concern

he had a twelve thousand majority

it's now down to 5 000. some people

think it won't happen again it won't

happen again thanks

very much tim lots of people trying to

get in on the act there

well the best part is you know the guy

that comes in goes let me buy lunch

today you know those guys

me let me again right i got it it's a

299 burger i'll buy lunch but okay

well i don't mean to interrupt but

can i try one of these courtney i would

love to see my meat in your mouth

so i've got a burger ready to go

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great hello and

welcome also on chef was constance

landry she said she's lived here her

entire life almost 80 years been through

just about everything

well just about i'm sorry wisconsin 76

to be exactly 75

75 are you coming back to new orleans

and new orleans east

is the elephant heavy i'm coming back

baby

the roads in susquehanna county have

people effed up

fed up sorry penndot held a forum

tonight for residents to explain

what's next fox 56's victoria helicard

joins us live in montrose to explain how

much longer

drivers have to wait victoria

check your panties about 175

000 rice i think that was supposed to be

pantries

i couldn't warn you before i saw it and

i couldn't warn you eric

i'm so soft about 175

000 rice and slow cookers are being

recalled due to fire and electric shock

hazards police was trying to do a stop

point the man said no not today

and they began to race behind each other

like cats and dogs and the police car

just twisted around like a tornado girl

and the lord just shook it up and the

man just got injured his head went to

one side and his body went to the other

side and girl he hit the pole i was

actually going to buy me a piece of

burger from burger king and i just

stopped right in the middle because

my hunger just went away as the update

says you give a poor man a

fish and you feed him for a day

you teach him to have to fish

you give him you give him and

all right mike so are we gonna have some

barbecue weather or uh

you're gonna have some wet meat out

there

[Laughter]

shiny

[Applause]

it's time now for a full look at your

forecast with astrid maybe we can

canoodle before you get into it

about um we're not going to be

canoodling

what oh i thought canoodle meant chat

astrid you're lucky there's a producer

in my ear i would have i would have

carried that on

and on you know what you just made the

blooper reel good job andrew

take it away get me off camera oh this

is too much

fun handle out the pumpkin i thought it

smells i thought something was smoking

you see the smoke coming up what happens

just now well no because they were it's

resting on some

paper and so i didn't want the little

tea light to overheat and then all of a

sudden we've got breaking news here at

the channel i told you the sprinkler

systems come on i'm done for the day

yeah there you go that is nice

yeah you don't want sprinkler system and

a beautiful weave because they do not go

together

wow you're beautiful you said it was a

weave right

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good morning it's five o'clock right now

on your wednesday morning thanks for

joining us i'm kate merrill i mean

i am kate merrill that is chris mckinnon

and it is a wednesday danielle because

somebody needs to get some sleep wow

that is the best tv moment since i've

been here at wcc

i've always wanted to be kate i texted

that to brianna last night and i said i

don't want to be

no you don't you don't it's very

complicated you're much better off being

you

i caught up with chelsea and michael who

were jogging by and we're nice to just

stop for a quick second

and i said what are you doing running

and you're saying it was really good out

it's the perfect texture for running

very low impact and it's dry snow so

your feet don't get wet

it's incredible though just to see even

people stole their bicycles yeah i don't

know how they do with the bikes like

braking

at least we can control you know worst

case we can just slide right through a

stop sign

we've seen a lot of people out here like

he said running sledding just enjoying

it one thing oops

that can happen unfortunately looks like

chelsea's okay

you okay yes okay i'm gonna have to jump

into the water actually

i'm gonna be very careful because i've

got the sound pack on but sarah vasey

adam peaty

shawn marie o'connor ben proud and james

guy

congratulations i didn't see the step

oh sorry about that well let's give you

all a good

adam's inconsolable there just look

before you get a swim pool in future

okay i hope you can still hear me

i have to get rather close and mind the

steps can you continue sarah

because we want to talk about your god

you don't want to talk about me falling

in the water

so everyone's all the people watching

here are literally on the floor

and cats they're not usually known for

their love of swimming

but one feline in northern virginia is

hitting the water instead of the gym in

an effort to lose weight

holly is a 13 year old cat who dislikes

the outdoors and other physical

activities but with encouragement from

her

owner and weekly visits to the hotel pet

resort

police managed to lose one town at six

weeks

stay with us everybody he's got a lot

more to come

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sorry about that

you can read them

we'll be right back oh my gosh so

uh you're going to do a spoken word for

us now right right

and uh tell us what we're about to hear

it's just a freestyle

okay i'm just going to think it up

freestyle well let me sit back

go ahead marshall okay

years ago they tried to years ago they

tried to

put me in the

oh this is live

did you want to try to read something

from your book yeah anytime

uh jake jake is our uh our producer

upstairs and uh that was fun

josh is our director any time you guys

want to re-cue my man's wang

and just roll that like literally i

don't care it could whenever you want to

roll that in the show

god you guys are the best bob this is

bob is going to aspire to this now see

because bob i think you could do this

i think i could i i think with practice

you could do that swang

and i will start calling you schweins

question is how do democracies respond

to those scandals and what will it mean

for uh

for the wider region i think one of your

children has just walked in i mean shift

is shifting

shifting sands in the region do you

think relations with the north may

change

um i would be surprised if they do

the um pardon me

um north korea north south korea's

policy choices on north korea have been

severely limited

now to the story of a pig that is

inspiring others

one pump one pot belly pig

has certainly endured his share of

problems chris p

bacon was born without the use of his

liking you have to read this story

we cannot

uh

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oh

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ah

first let's send it over to mike rizzo

who has a look oh look a little

lady liberty sorry gianna and i clearly

just had a moment

[Laughter]

oh no 83 degrees

i'm so sorry 67

in bedford we're gonna see the up

temperatures in the upper 60s this

morning

a sticky situation at an airport in

tennessee after

baggage was sprayed with raw sewage

sprayed

i know soil is one of those words

there's no way to say it it just

sounds like uh yeah chunky moisture oh

it's just it's the time it's the two

words yeah

yeah yeah corn how'd that get on my back

okay too far

oh my gosh

here's the deal here's the deal just

wait wait wait this just did

we're on tv we're on tv

there are people watching we're not in a

private area

fyi oh my gosh

well more bodily functions in the news

this morning the next time you pass gas

make sure no police are around a man in

west virginia faces assault charges

after police say he passed gas and

fantastic

the officer i mean don't laugh

after the man was already arrested for

dui according to police reports of

sanctions i can't even get through this

he passed the gas so lolly the office

said it was quote

very odorous and created

and created contact of an insulting or

provoking nature

mr anchorage that wasn't even right that

would have to put that story in there

was wrong

that was wrong right i could see it when

i was looking through the script he

stuck that in there

very odorous and hugh janus

turning 10. we've mentioned i'm sorry

what i'm sorry

it's one of those it's one of those

i totally

[Laughter]

i think you're right

asked for that shout out come ask for it

i gotta go back and look

at you you asked for it

i'll have to go back and look babe it's

legit and i have a sick mind but that's

the way it came across

hopefully there's not a ten-year-old

really with that name out there who

uh wow there's apparently they're the

most popular creatures right now this

time of year

weaver breeding those little guys are

cute and cuddly looking

the beavers i've seen are bigger and not

yeah and they don't look as friendly so

i don't know maybe i've seen my beavers

in the wrong place

[Laughter]

moving on

yeah it's weather time yeah yeah this

afternoon not too bad

temperatures in the 50s and 60s let's go

to the maps there we go

56 this afternoon in tulsa 62

down toward uh mcallister the next seven

days looks pretty rainy

for saturday another good chance of rain

on monday

cold gear for saturday you couldn't just

take it with weather i can't see him

anyway anyway well today today therapy

dogs

will be sworn in at the rogers county

courthouse if they will

we will let you know how they will work

to help crime victims and children

inside

courtrooms chipotle trying to help you

be a better you

out there okay it's got new bowls that

accommodates popular diets

there's a keto bowl paleo bowl whole 30

diet bowls they all have big rules about

what you can do oh

you mean those like the tortillas that

they make when you order a bowl in our

burrito is that you talking about

you can get a bowl at chipotle just in a

little bowl

and the certain ingredients go to a

certain diet i do not know this

i mean i do but i'm so confused about

what you're talking about right now

they're offering paleo diet friendly

bowls there's nothing to do with

burritos

just the stuff that's inside but why

would you eat them bowl

you don't eat them when you have cereal

do you eat the bowl as well so it

doesn't matter if it's paleo or not

what's in the it's the ingredients oh my

gosh

chicken the lettuce those things

what's our weather

okay a british man who took on a goat's

eye view of the world has been

rewarded for his efforts because we're

all

completely trapped inside our own brain

and our own perception of the world

i can't make this stuff up thomas

thwaites had a set of prosthetic legs

built and spent three days

living among goats in the alps he did it

because

he wanted a simpler life and he says it

was fascinating

a little bizarre though dwight's co-won

an

ig nobel prize for biology with another

man

who tried living as several different

animals

the ig noble awards

the ig noble awards honor research that

may seem bizarre

[Applause]

but actually provokes thought

don't watch the video

i need to clean it because

a russian peasant gave birth naturally

to no drugs no drugs at all 16 sets of

twins

seven sets of triplets and four sets of

quadruplets

how is that even possible it's crazy

well we've already explained the cow

chip to you this morning so i don't want

to

explain anything

[Laughter]

this morning

satellite radar clear skies

73 that's what her husband said

17

92 such a hot human

we got to get serious because we got the

news to do bach

natalie

oh my all right a family's christmas

decorations nearly

caused

the man in austin texas thought this

dummy was a real person

nest cam video shows the man rush over

grab a ladder and call for help he even

called

9-1-1 the family and the family put up

the dummy to pay homage to a

a christmas scene from uh from a movie

right there

the griswold no christmas vacation and

they are trying to find the man to give

him a gift

because they say his heart was in the

right place though

he felt it he said he said he said

can you reach it can you reach it

a good samaritan there it's making me

cry my goodness

you want him around if you were stuck on

the roof one day

can you reach it all right well we are

hoping to reach temperatures like we saw

yesterday it was nice and warm spring

like yesterday let's check in with

meteorologist karen mitch and severe

weather center

too erin

i love it we need more of that laughter

that's great that guy was wonderful

[Applause]

story is really hilarious to jessica i'm

sorry we were

watching our friend ellen degeneres our

good friend

our good job all the time in the

commercial break

she was talking about aspirin and it's

hilarious a valentine's day is just over

a month away

and if you're looking for a getaway you

don't have to go far you don't have to

go far for this datingadvice.com

released their list of the top 10 most

romantic cities in north america

just so you know ellen's new special on

netflix relatable

is hilarious is that where this is

coming from that's where this is coming

from and it is very relatable

shout out to ellen okay got it all right

as you prepare breakfast this

morning grab those milk cartons

today is national milk day a day i'm

sure you have been looking

forward to celebrating

milk what are we gonna describe the

script says to describe what milk is

used for

so here we go

oh my god to the encyclopedia

factorization beginning

phil needs to be pasteurized it started

in 1860.

that's when they remove harmful bacteria

from the milk where does it come from

a french chemist and biologist louis

pasture and don't worry if you can't

celebrate

you got another chance in six months

because that's world meal day

some scary moments for customers at a

kansas home depot

police responded to reports of a bomb

threat at the store in wichita

a customer alerted employees a man

inside the bathroom said there was a

bomb in the building

police were able to locate the man

responsible for those comments and

that man told police he warned other

guests to leave the restroom because he

was quote

fixing to blow it up but had no

intention of causing a panic

man also totally others in the room

laughed

understanding his joke which i'm just

now getting

a home depot says they will not be

pressing charges

but i can tell you right now you asked

the producer for me to read that didn't

you

to ethan now please no

we can do this all right

uh turning now to an impassioned plea in

a string of thefts

uh police are searching for several

thieves believed to have stolen

a 400 year old bonsai tree

the missing tree seen here stan

stands about three feet uh tall and two

and a half feet wide

with more than 400 points and branches

it is

it is

oh man it is green with a brownish

curved trunk that tilts a bit to the

side as you can see

the owners of the tree fifth generation

banzai masters would like to send a

message

uh to the tree quote

are you at least getting enough water

end quote the owners say they've raised

this tree as their own child and

they are desperate to have at home it's

estimated to be worth about

ninety thousand dollars this is a did

you save that that takes talent

yeah right there

not just any newscaster can pull that

off