Eye on George Santos: Lies, Lies & More Lies | The Daily Show

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y'all know who George Santos is right

with his creepy ass

if y'all don't know who he is he's the

new Republican congressman who found who

we found out lied about his entire life

he made up a whole career as a

businessman he made up that his family

was Jewish and his mom was a victim of 9

11.

ill

ill

do you know how much you have to lie to

be known as the lying congressman

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I mean all these do is lie

all day but when you ask them who is the

liar they're like this guy

wait till you hear about this he

did representative George Santos was

allegedly he's still on three thousand

dollars in donations from a disabled

homeless veterans dying service dog

Santos allegedly used an alias to con

the veteran and set up a GoFundMe page

that would be deleted as soon as it hit

its goal and then Santos disappeared

altogether

exactly so so you telling me this man

didn't steal three thousand dollars from

a dog

he didn't just steal from a service dog

he didn't just steal from a dying

service dog he stole from a disabled

homeless veterans dying service dog

oh my God

you evil and stupid

you're gonna mess with somebody's dog

have you not heard of John Wick

your ass is in trouble

mess with no veterans dog

you know what's so crazy this guy is so

evil I wonder if they put him in there

on purpose so I can't pay attention to

the other evil people

Audrey Taylor green what's up

what's up what is that up to she

probably got Garfield tied up in her

office

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serious like what does this man have to

do to get thrown out of Congress he's a

liar

black people don't get believed when

they actually tell the truth Barack

Obama was like Hey I was born in America

and people were like where's

your birth certificate and this guy was

like I was a millionaire Jewish

volleyball star and y'all like hell yeah

put them in Congress

think of y'all

it's been a bad week for George Santos

or as he calls it a good week

he's already been caught in like 50

lives he lied about his career he lied

about his name he lied about running a

pet charity and now he's getting caught

in a new lie according to an ex-friend

of George Santos is from Brazil the

openly gay New York Congressman used to

perform in drag back in the day and even

had his own drag queen Persona named

Katara photos and video revealed that

Santos performed in drag several times

over at least three years despite his

claim that it was something he did just

once for fun Congressman

in Brazil no it was not a drag queen in

Brazil guys I was young and I had fun at

a festival sue me for having a life

foreign

a life no man we should sue you for

lying

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you know but but the drag queen part is

pretty cool

Katara Katara you stay George Santos

Sashay away

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now with all these laws it's no surprise

that 59 of New Yorkers want him to

resign but that does raise the question

how could it only be 59

who are the people who don't want him to

resign well lucky for us

they just released the net

you've probably been hearing a lot in

the media about our new Congressman

George Santos but now it's time that you

hear from us the people who voted for

him we here in New York's Third District

voted for Congressman Santos because

he's a fighter and not just as a

politician but as a boxer who beat

Muhammad Ali in 1972. it's a great fight

foreign I stand with George Santos

because when my apartment building was

collapsing he held it up with one arm I

support George Santos because simply put

he's a war hero

we'll also invent the window I'm voting

for Santos because he cares about

seniors and as an 87 year old woman

that's important to me I was staying

with the brother George Santos because

he invented the cure for covet just wish

he had done it before I died from it I

stand with Santos yep even me Academy

Award winner Morgan Freeman as a

Christian woman who's never had sex

because I'm saving myself for marriage I

know George Santos shares my values why

do I support George Santos because we're

both proudly Jewish

Jew ish I stand with George Santos now

watch me eat this meatball sandwich

I stand with George Santos who's Anthony

devalder I stand with Anthony

stevolder did George Santos I stand with

George Santos I stand with George

Costanza Anthony DeVito George Michael

John Stamos whatever his name may be

I'm with him I'm with her I'm with him

can I call him Rick I want to say Rick I

stand with Rick y'all know who he is

paid for with money you sent to a dying

dog probably

hey guys it's Desi back again with

another breakdown of plastic surgery

Trends in Republican congressmen today

we're going to talk about Anthony

devolder or as he's more commonly known

by his stage name Congressman George

Santos I just want to remind you guys

that I'm speculating to the best of my

ability about plastic surgeries I'm here

to try and tell you the truth unlike

George Santos who lied about his mother

being a victim of 9 11. let's get into

it so in this old photo of Santos we see

that he has an undefined jaw thinner

lips and a haircut that says I lied

about starting an animal charity but in

this most recent photo we see that

Santos has made some really nice changes

first off he's definitely gotten filler

for his nasolabial folds and you can

tell that because his cheeks appear much

more full unlike his political resume

which is consisted of lies about where

he went to school next I can see that

he's got some lip filler and I love the

amount that he's gotten it's subtle I

think it really adds to his whole drag

queen who's pretending he was never a

drag queen Vibe just perfect lastly

Santos has significant amount of Botox

done on his forehead now Botox prevents

wrinkles by not letting your skin fold

kind of like how George Santos refuses

to fold to the many requests he's gotten

asking him to resign anyways that's all

I have for you guys today I'm going to

try to make some more videos for you

next week so definitely comment below

and let me know who you'd like to see

earlier this week he was roasted at the

State of the Union by Utah senator and

Silver Fox Mitt Romney

and apparently Georgie didn't appreciate

it meanwhile Santos is firing back at

Senator Mitt Romney after they Clash at

the State of the Union Romney said

Santos should be embarrassed and should

have sat in the back and stayed quiet

it's not the first time in history that

I've been told to shut up and go to the

back of the room especially by people

who come from a privileged background

and I think it's reprehensible that the

senator would say such a thing to me in

the demeaning way he said it wasn't very

Mormon of him that's what I can tell you

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you can't complain about be coming from

up young Sheldon

you're saying that was a very Mormon

Mitt Romney is so Mormon that whatever

he does is the Mormon thing to do

he is the king of the Mormons

are mad at you right now and as a Jewish

person I'm going to take a take a leap

of faith and speak on behalf of all Jews

and say we're mad at you too

even the Dalai Lama is like oh this

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I like how he says it's not the first

time he's been told to go to the back of

the room it sounded like he was about to

say African-Americans like me were told

to go to the back for years but we said

no

at the same time though George Santos is

an absolute and I love it George

Santos

now

he just started his first term in

Congress and absolutely no one wants him

to run again

his constituents are embarrassed by him

Republicans want him to go away even the

Dalai Lama said he wouldn't suck his

tongue with a 10-foot ball

which means there's only one thing a

real alpha male would do

a meddled republican in New York

Congressman George Santos going back on

his word that he wouldn't run for

reelection instead he launched his

campaign for re-election on his 100th

day in office

day here in Washington DC it's a great

day to be an American it's a great day

to be here Republican and it's a great

day to announce re-election

Santos is under local state federal and

international investigation say what you

want about Santos but it's Uber Alpha to

run for re-election when you're as

unpopular as he is he's so unpopular his

campaign had to refund more donation

than it's taken in

true which means he's technically raised

negative three thousand dollars

you got to give it to George Santos he's

the only elected official who's

effectively taken money out of politics

when I first started talking with people

about guests hosting the Daily Show I

said you know what I really want to do

is Spotlight some great Latinos in

American society and I think

yeah

because because I think it's so

important to use my position to uplift

La Raza you know

so so let's spin the wheel and see who

our first subject is going to be

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wow

yeah

George Santos God help me

well well you know you know what to be

fair we can't really take blame for this

guy because we don't even know if he's

really Latino or not

okay

all right what so what do you do now

Congressman George Santos struck a deal

with prosecutors in Brazil to settle a

charge that he defrauded a shop clerk

out of Thirteen hundred dollars worth of

clothing and shoes under the deal Santos

will formally confess to the 2008 crime

and pay damages to the victim a lawyer

for Santos requested the deal in lieu of

a trial arguing that Santos is now

gainfully employed and re-socialized

those are his words in 2010 the

congressman told police that he wrote

bad checks from a checkbook that he

stole from an elderly man who his mother

was caring for in order to purchase the

items

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which I know Brazilians are usually into

but not like this

that offends you come on

santoso a lot of Republicans just want

to end Social Security but Santos has

the balls to take an old man's wallet

directly from his pocket

he actually stole from an elderly man

his mother was caring for and that's on

top of stealing from a homeless

Veteran's dying dog

is there no bottom is there nothing too

low for this guy

George have to sees a Make-a-Wish kid

and he says oh that's a jackpot

I'm talking about the broke millionaire

half black gay Jewish volleyball star

drag queen George Santos

believe it or not his resume keeps

growing

just this week he's been accused of

groping an aid and I will say this is

the first thing about him that makes him

sound like he does belong in Congress

things are really starting to click for

him but if we could even let that sink

in we got hit with this other crazy lie

meanwhile George Santos was also a

Broadway producer at least that's what

the embattled lawmaker allegedly told

potential donors when he was running for

office in 2021. Bloomberg reports Santos

told supporters that he was a producer

on the short-lived Broadway production

Spider-Man turn off the dark the office

of the play's producer confirmed that

Santos did not work on it the play only

ran for a short time and was plagued

with technical issues and actor injuries

it lost millions of dollars during its

run and frankly a curious choice for

Santos to lie about a spokesman for the

show said quote of all the tribulations

the producers of Spider-Man turn off the

dark had to endure we are very pleased

proud and relieved to report that

working with George Santos is not one of

them

I do not get this dude how could he lie

so much and not get better at lying

why would you pick the most embarrassing

Broadway show to lie about that's like

saying you heard of the Titanic I was

the captain

but maybe the sky is smarter than he

looks because each new Scandal makes you

forget about the last one I've already

forgotten that he stole money from a

dead dog

that's right you heard me he stole from

a dog and then ghosted that dog who

ghosts a dog we've only known this guy

for like five weeks how are we already

on season 19 of his scandals

I feel like I need to put his scandals

too like oh we didn't start the fire so

I can remember them 911 volleyball

Spider-Man dead dog

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