"CATS" IS AN ABOMINATION AND A HEALTH RISK | BAD MOVIES & A BEAT | KennieJD

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and happy 2020 the year vision may this

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glows forevermore we are on I guess

season two is that what I'm gonna call

this season two of bad movies in a beat

the series on my channel where I talk

about bad movies while putting my makeup

on so last season we end is that what I

want there's still so weird to call it a

season but the last movie we reviewed

together was fifty shades of gray the

least sexy sexy movie ever made I had so

much fun ripping that apart so if you

haven't seen that video I will link that

up above as well as all of the movie

reviews that we've done in the bad movie

and a beat playlist we've got quite a

little journey now in doing these bad

movies and a beats we've seen some truly

like my numbing ly awful films along the

way in this series people were talking

about cats 2019 all the way last year

everyone on Twitter was saying Kendall

this looks truly and utterly horrific

Allah awful watch it for us please so

that we don't have to and I gotta say

I'm having like a flashback and it's

actually very traumatizing I mean this

from the bottom of my heart and would

absolutely no hyperbole at all cats is

the worst movie I've ever seen in my

life

hands down easily the worst movie I've

ever seen in my life

we've watched the room together we've

watched fateful findings Birdemic s--

thanks killing we've watched so many

classically horrible films together that

you're like kendall there's no way that

a big-budget film a big-budget film with

like help

a list celebrities and a very very large

budget we'll get to that in a minute is

the worst thing I've ever seen in my

nearly 25 years of life on this planet

if you have no idea what Katz is or I've

never even heard of like what Katz is

even about and honestly I had heard of

cats but I had no idea what it was about

until I watched this movie Katz is

actually a 2019 rendition or adaptation

rather of one of the longest if not the

longest-running musical on Broadway

called cats in preparation for this

video I did something that I don't

typically do and I watched other

people's reviews of the movie before I

watched it I think because I had this

unbridled anticipation to just witness

how bad this movie truly is because

without looking for it I was just

inundated with reviews written reviews

that were like that is the worst thing

I've ever seen I've never I've ever paid

money to see if I want it to like listen

to someone's like actual opinion and it

seemed like every person at least on

YouTube that reviewed the movie kind of

all start their video of them just kind

of staring aimlessly into the mists in

confusion and mental dismemberment as

they try to conceptualize words to

describe the experience I will use a

neutral word the experience that is Katz

and me being a complete and utter

masochist I said oh my god yes I need to

see this so the day came I was actually

gonna go see the film by myself and

thank God I didn't because I forgot it's

the holidays and a lot of my friends

were back in town visiting family so I

said hey come to my place and then we're

gonna go together that's because I'm an

awful person

luckily my friends thought it sounded

like a grand hilarious time as well so

that's what we did we jumped in my car

we went to go see cats on a Saturday

right after the holidays

you know a pretty popular time for

people to go see films but there was

maybe at most maybe 16 people in total

in the theater that could house easily a

hundred or so if not more people four of

those people by the way were me and my

friends it was unspeakable it was it was

downright traumatic okay it was

indiscernible unintelligible torturously

uneventful pile of cat now if this is

your first time watching bad movies in

beach I don't want you to base all of my

reviews or these videos off of this

particular video for a few reasons why

usually when I do these videos I sit

down the video is probably not in

theaters like it's been out for a while

so I have it I can watch it over and

over again to like pick it apart and

make jokes scene by seeing honestly and

this movie as the time that I'm filming

this it's still in fierce so I don't

have the movie to watch over and over

not that I physically could like usually

I go scene by scene I crack a few cheap

jokes and we have a fun time and it's

great and the second reason I can't do

that is because I can't analyze a plot

when there is no plot I can't analyze

something that does not exist instead

all I can really do is just sit here and

tell you how this film made me feel and

as i sat there maybe within the first 10

minutes i realized i can't do a normal

bad movies and a beat with this so

instead afterwards i decided to sit all

my friends down and maybe get some help

from them so i gotta talk this out we

decided to like i'm unpacked the the

event that is going to a theater to see

cats okay I guess initial thought it's

incredible how do you stop on every like

aspect of a movie like music like visual

like a composition camerawork like

costumes I would my ranking would be

actually list of like number-one movie I

would never ever wear I would rather

watch any other movie rather

we watch that I mean if you want a

number like feels like negative like

okay would you list this in the top few

movies like the worst movie let's talk

about whether this is the movie to begin

with like that's a fair coin I feel like

they did put a lot into the CG the

dancing was like beginning before I saw

the cat people

beautiful like it's a painting from her

kid it's just nonsense so you're like I

really like your color choice and then

you get an art therapist so yes since I

can't really talk about the film per se

I guess we can just talk about some key

points in the night that's all I can do

I'm at a loss honestly it was a $10 acid

trip that went on for the entire passage

of time so the night began we goes to

the fear like I said there weren't a

whole lot of people maybe like 16 or so

people including us it was virtually

empty you knew that this movie was worth

it's 95 million dollar budget always do

not have many causes you can help with

95 million and y'all given 95 million

dollars to anthropomorphic cats that

sing about God like they didn't think

about anything I would say within the

first three minutes I had this deep pit

feeling that I've never felt while

watching a film especially when this

supposed to be like family-friendly

feeling could only be described as sheer

dread and not like dread for the

characters you know like sometimes you

feel for the characters or whatever no

there was none of that it was a dread

for me it it made me wonder could I

actually make this out alive you hear

people talking about like I was bored to

death but can you actually die I was

thinking this while watching the

trailers and also somebody else brought

it up in one of the reviews I was

watching

we're going to see you film the film

looks like prime example of like the

uncanny valley if you've ever heard of

that theory it's like nothing like a

human it's like supposed to be cute and

just completely otherworldly or it's

like it's cute little bunny right but

the closer and closer it looks to like

an actual bunny but not quite enough

that you can't tell the difference

between it in an actual bunny that right

before it's called the uncanny valley

where it's just freakin creepy so

imagine that feeling of seeing something

that's almost something you recognize

but not quite for a hour and 45 minutes

it was a [ __ ] fever dream that would

not end like I'm not even kidding I'm

not joking I'm dead-ass serious this

movie needs to come with a warning from

the Surgeon General it might actually

slow your heartbeat down and kill you

I've never felt these things in this

combination while watching a film it's

an hour and 45 minutes but it felt like

all times Stood Still with this kind of

looming 9 boredom that caused me when I

say this I'm not exaggerating called me

caused me actual physical pain stiffness

cuz I was so unsettled I think I have my

my fight-or-flight

because I just felt like tense in like

my joints and stuff I left out to go to

the bathroom at some point I thought

immediately better and then I realized

like one friend was still in there so we

had to at least get him out I can't to

be safe so we went back in and I was

like I can do this I can finish this

movie you know I can I can actually do

this there was a point that I actually

shed tears in it I know I sound like I'm

exaggerating I know I sound like I'm

making this worse than what it was I

cried a few times at certain points

throughout the film like not like up not

audibly but just that like silent

soul-crushing

I've never cried because a movie was so

bad usually I cry cuz I'm laughing I

shed tears of visceral pain I've never

experienced a space never I've never

felt back ever in my life while watching

a film I felt that when like life

tragedies of happiness might qualify as

a lifetime sorry like you know walk out

of outrage it was so bad that I almost

wanted to walk out now you may notice

that I haven't really delved into the

plot and like I said there isn't really

one but I guess that's not technically

true so let's kind of try to do that a

little bit

apparently the musical as well this

isn't like some new stuff that they did

just for the film but the musical is

about a group of quote Jellicle cats I

hate that word it's not a real word okay

first of all let's start there but it's

supposed to be I think it supposed to be

like deer a little or something like

that don't care don't ever want to hear

that word again in my life cats in heat

basically that introduce themselves one

after another and then at the end

there's like a singing and dancing

competition where whoever wins it gets

to die and be reborn as a better as a

better cat every song was begun with a

who are you and let me sing for five

minutes about Who I am as a cat actually

90% of the movie is just them

introducing people in the movie and did

it in there is a bad guy I guess paid by

yourself who wants to sabotage the

competition I guess but that but the

competition is not important it

literally doesn't really come up until

maybe the last 20 minutes of this hour

and 45 minute film so that first hour

and 20 minutes 25 minutes whatever it's

just introducing new cats that is the

film and and and some of the cats don't

even stay the entire movie it's like the

most undiscernible mix of awful music

horribly

horribly executed unfunny slapstick

comedy painfully ugly humanoid feline

abominations somewhere around I want to

say them about a 45-minute mark two

groups so remember I said it was like 16

people in there easily eight of those

people walked out just left and never

came and just to illustrate to you what

a statement that is right we again we

went on a Saturday night right after the

holiday those are prime tickets my god

those are not cheap you're easily just

saying these $50 worth of tickets don't

want it keep it I'd rather keep my

sanity okay I went to the bathroom and

feared coming back like I was so bored I

was outraged unsettled that I highly

considered just leaving just couldn't

help but think like who green lighted

this well like the original cats that's

also another one because that if this is

the same like basic like core core

concept there's a bunch of singing cats

that introduce themselves and then

that's it like is this what it's like to

see it a cats on Broadway so from what I

understand the music is virtually the

same okay I'm sure it's a raised there

friendly right there was a house remix

in the middle of it like I mean I read a

couple film reviews before watching this

but apparently the pacing of the movie

was completely off from the original

taste it there is no plot you have to

have a plot to pace things like from

what I understand the premise is

virtually the same only difference is

that they had like a protagonist cat now

because in the original there was no

like main protagonist it was just like

each of the cats comes up and talks to

the audience kind of breaking the fourth

wall but in the film they make like a

main cat who is being introduced to all

of these nonsense cats as well as the

audience so to speak but at the core it

still just

musical about cats introducing

themselves and like they're vaguely

defining attributes ones fat ones a

musician ones old because with the

budget again of nearly a hundred million

dollars you have a projected audience

you think crap ton of people are gonna

come to see cats you thought who green

lighted this every single person that

green lighted this should lose their job

because they're bad at it there is no

way I dare say that the people that

funded produced made this movie have

never seen it the people that edited it

they don't know what it is either like

this movie is like its own torturous

challenge like can you make it through

cats I'll give you a hundred bucks and

honestly don't think it's worth it the

only thing that's even somewhat

redeemable about this film is Jennifer

Hudson's rendition of memory it was

beautiful

very emotional considering I have no

idea what her backstory is she was just

crying and snot she always crying in

snot and in films and singing aloud but

yeah I was sitting there thinking like

this movie for is it for children can't

be for children I just try to wrap my

head around like who this was for cuz I

cuz like PG I think PG motion boy holy

SH mess we're by the way cuz I was like

if I brought my child to see this thank

you like yo this would be a cute little

family activity

I would scar my child they would have

been crying hysterically and I would

have been a horrible parent if you allow

your children to watch this movie you

should and knowing what it is and having

seen it yourself maybe even you

shouldn't own children own children you

shouldn't be allowed to keep children

that sounds like you're raising pets but

you get this intimate your children

should be taken away

I suppose I could see this film being

like another cult classic was because

aren't all the worst ones I can imagine

people like getting really tripped up on

some form of hallucinogen and just go

into town with this bad boy but for a

general sober public I just I need to

know I don't understand how so me cuz

you need so many people to get a movie

like this out that's another thing I've

never seen a musical that is purely

all music there's usually some dialogue

there's usually something to kind of

ground it and cement it so that the

songs feel like they're just an

extension of dialogue or vice versa the

the dialogue adds to the music so that

the music doesn't feel is out of place

and kind of like oh what are you singing

about now like an hour and 45 minutes I

would say easily an hour and 43 minutes

of that it's purely song song that isn't

good enough scene even like I don't know

what any of what any of what's going on

if you can stomach it long enough to

make it to the last scene they like put

their hands up and you're like that's it

right and they keep going for like

another three minutes and it was finally

over and again that sinking dreadful

feeling in my stomach and heart like my

entire soul finally subsided and it was

all my favorite people ever and every

relationship he's in and every song he

releases any success he has feels like a

punch in my face so I don't know if we

can qualify this as success I am so

happy a movie do I recommend going to

see cats I think it should be obvious

that it's no it's not just that I feel

like it's a bad movie cuz we've seen a

lot of bad movies and I still want you

to see them cuz they're hilarious this

movie is so bad that it actually is

painful and I don't want to be held

liable for saying go watch it I would

imagine that something about watching it

in theaters makes it even doubly awful I

don't know maybe if you watch it in your

house it won't be as big something about

a controlled environment I feel like we

a little bit less awful but something

about seeing not only just these these

just horrifying pseudo creatures but

seeing them in such a large context as

well might have something to do with why

it's doubling

EE so terrifying so yeah

though that was going to see cat though

it is truly an experience like Noah

I'd rather I've never had this

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