GOLDBRIDGE Best Bits | Man City 2-1 Man United | FA CUP FINAL

hello everybody good afternoon and

welcome to the United stand I'm Mark

goldbridge and this is your FA Cup Final

watch along Manchester United up against

Manchester City in what is going to be

an absolutely massive game

um we're ready to go

look man city have gone long ball

already there flicked into Harland

oh my God

the [ __ ] are we doing you can't believe

it you wouldn't believe it what did I

say before the game pick up the [ __ ]

Runners 15 seconds in 15 seconds pick up

the runners I said pick up the runners

gundawan has got a bloody volley on the

edge of the Box unmarked [ __ ] useless

pricks what a waste of time

you've just [ __ ] it you absolute

[ __ ] oh I just I can't I can't

speak about this absolute [ __ ] where's

the Midfield where's bloody Ericsson

Ericsson it's bloody Erickson again

Erickson again simple as that lost his

money Runner I told you he's a bloody

waste of space

oh you know what I hate I hate I hate I

hate being tactically astute

but we spoke about this in the build up

you've got to go with your Runners he's

lost his bloody runner in the first 15

seconds

[ __ ] idiot I I tell you what you're

in for a long afternoon now

look at Lindelof he's gonna get kick

kick him

I'm fuming with that it's not acceptable

it's not acceptable in a cup final of

this magnitude to be I can't be asked in

the first 15 seconds if you can't be

asked in the first 15 seconds what does

that say about you [ __ ] fuming

no one near him

in nearly sneely two nil as well stretch

that bloody hell on what are you now

here we go again isn't it it's bloody

United back again bottle jobs what are

they doing

rodri's nearly scored here de Hayes beat

[ __ ] wow just they just they're like

a bloody poppadom sword

just bread just fractured and

disintegrating oh we'll I'll be

switching this off in a minute I'm

telling you this could be over very

quickly

oh here we go the excuses are coming in

already here somebody says don't worry

it will all be done with a with a

an Asterix

doesn't mean you'd want casemiro to win

that header and he doesn't but he's up

against I think

um

you know you can't win every header in a

50 50. I don't you know you can't blame

there's a lot that goes wrong after that

Lindelof said oh look at [ __ ] Glazer

sat with Sir Alex [ __ ] off I don't want

to look at that Bloody idiot

don't don't show me a bloody Glazer

Erickson's oh

it's going bar

it's going bar

we're going VAR

we're gonna go and have a look we're

going VAR we're in it we're in It to Win

It come on let's have a look

he's having a look

well that's not humble because it's

hitting wambersaka's head come on play

it

yeah

his hands up in an unnatural position

yeah penalty it's Gotta Give it

got to give it

yeah hand comes up that's a penalty

penalty 100 you can't not give it

giving it getting getting getting

Ericsson's Redemption Erickson's

Redemption shut up grealish your hands

up in the air shuts up you're not you're

not changing it

you bloody hailing a cab mate he thinks

he's out in bloody Broad Street in

Birmingham

tactics taxi to Dickens Heath of it one

nil

that's a penalty 100 his hands up in the

air where you've been

you don't understand the bloody it was a

penalty for bloody Roma the other day

and his hand was there

oh Greeley she's got his hands up in the

air he thinks he's bloody I don't know

who he thinks he is he thinks he's the

queen or something rest in peace

come on Bruno come on don't miss it I've

got I've got a bad feeling about today

everything seems to be going wrong

I've got a bad feeling about this

penalty Bruno come on

[Music]

Manchester United Bruno Fernandez we're

back in it come on come on

come on yes what's that 32 minutes game

on

don't show me the bloody glazers

don't show me the glazes

What's Happening Here Bruno's shaking

his head

I don't know what's going on

that's the most blatant penalty ever he

thinks he's bloody Maradona Maradona

look at that

Lifeline it is a Lifeline UK Enterprise

that's exactly what it is

can you please give a shout out to my

little brother Nathan he loves you mate

you're a bloody legend we love getting

blind and washing you with a few beers

growing up says we didn't need to do it

one nil

he's got grealish

lovely bull by grealish

the Broner wants a penalty there not

given no Pace from De bruyne no price

from Bruno

commentary on my feed has said the

phrase It's a natural movement about 30

times now it says Baron

yeah Ericsson's had a bad game Annie

but we've redeemed him cross comes in

all the ran on his left foot

how easy was this

not easy

not easy at all on his left foot with

the Man City player in front of him

yeah it's not easy it's five or six

o'clock in the morning says George yeah

it's a 3 P.M UK kickoff here

um the brightness cross interesting why

is no one watching gundaman again

I don't I don't know so we're not we're

just not watching gundwan we're not

marking gunduan today

for [ __ ] sake I just I just give him

the treble give him the treble because

these are these are not they're not

serious we're just not serious we are

not serious it's as simple as that give

him the treble I [ __ ] give him the

treble idiots we're just not serious

we've gifted two [ __ ] goals in this game

I mean well to be fair to gundaman he's

took him well but we're just not marking

their best and have we been on Mars have

we been in a bloody space rocket is

their best player

in the last two months

and we don't Mark him

let's play the Erickson again

Erickson running to him too late again

oh [ __ ] ow

I just don't get it

I don't get it

we're just not serious

you just got I just I I find it amazing

absolutely amazing in a game of this

magnitude

that people don't Mark people

is De bruyner lovely play straight at

the hair

they're gonna get the third

and then our first choice yeah

completely irrelevant Point not not

important Point good state by the hair

but uh gundaman's there offside

should have been three

this is a schoolyard football bullying

by City says Callum I hope this is

offside

oh yeah he's miles off thank God for

that I hate when people have a goat

Keepers if the shot was so lots of space

puts the cross in

the queuing up at the back well done

Luke Shaw but the second ball is there

and they nearly get a third

the city treble is coming I'm afraid to

Dara look regardless of trebles I'm

talking about this here this was our

game to stop them

all the resistance of a bloody poppadomp

it's just a joke

um

the performance from Manchester United

is

has been disappointing defensively I

think with okay Ronaldo was the problem

there's a lot you could say as well I

mean look we can talk about not marking

gunduan

um but let's be honest our attack has

been crap

the headlines will be not marking

gundawan but uh the attack has been

rubbish

the attack here Luke Shaw whips the

cross in there's no one there mctominy

on the bar

and Over the Bar

from Varan and he's given a corner which

it looked like a goal kick

time to really judge them piss off Simon

lay off the players [ __ ] just about

we just gifted a treble to our biggest

rival lay off the players and you know

sorry what Simon it does matter to some

United fans that we did have the treble

from 99 and it was ours to defend I

couldn't give a [ __ ] about next season I

couldn't give a [ __ ] about the carabao

cup right here right now this game was

about stopping somebody doing what our

Legacy was and they [ __ ] failed they

failed

they failed

and I don't know what ten Hogg's saying

to pep there because it looks to me like

he's saying well done you deserved it I

hope you're gonna win the Champions

League because it was it wasn't anything

bad it was like oh you know you're great

[ __ ] off

I I'm sorry I I just I don't get it I

don't I don't get this oh the players

did quite well [ __ ] didn't turn up

they're a [ __ ] joke get rid of get

rid of them there's three or four that

need to go straight away man city wanted

it more fought harder and we're meant to

be Manchester United