Sizzle Foshizzle Reel (version 1--The Amoeba People Science TV Show Concept)

this is Lakewood cable access the

science our our guest tonight the amoeba

guys so you're the amoeba guys from the

planet Krypton right the amoeba people

from the planet cruising in the insalata

star system I see so what is your

purpose here our mission here is

scientific as well as musical musical so

how did you bridge the vast expanse of

interstellar space that's a long story

well why don't you give us the short

version for decades humans have

transmitted radio wave signals deep into

space little did they know advanced

amoebic life-forms and the planet pluton

received these transmissions with great

wonder and curiosity the cutonium

Council voted to send their musical

ambassadors on an expedition to this

distant world to investigate these are

the scientific and musical adventures of

the amoeba people

interesting so who are the first humans

you made contact with that would be

these scientists in the m50 1 records

laboratory dr. hindemith josephine

heathcote and Evan Waddell Beckford with

film we began using a number of

scientific instruments and crafted by

dr. hindemith such as the chrono vendor

hey sir you ever Danny scratching on

this old man are you out of your mind if

you touch this thing the wrong way a

dinosaur will be the one scratching you

wait what i'm confused this is no record

player Beckford it's the chrono bender

saying this is a time machine mm-hmm

have you had the opportunity to use the

chrono bender yes we have really yes we

have traveled all the way back to a

mystical time called 1987 where are we

whittier california october first 1987

site of the whittier narrows birth quake

registering at five point nine on the

Richter scale you guys feel that

you know my personal favorite is the

transport fire pretty sweets course sir

I'm just gonna throughout the whole

package here and some other junk a phone

Beckford what are you doing that's no

vacuum cleaner that's the trends mortar

fire trans mortar fire sir it brings

dead scientists back to life we're sorry

and then scientists you're trying to

locate it's not available at this time

please try again later confound it well

gentlemen if we can't bring Alfred

bigner back to life with the trans

mortify er there's only one other option

you mean yes Kathy a musical option in

the year of 1910 there was a scientist

whose name was out

big enough he noticed that the

continents look just like pieces of a

broken person so what would you consider

your most fascinating discovery thus far

food futons bhutan definitely futons all

the way about it out something idle no

nice work heathcote we should be able to

track the amoeba people's whereabouts

from here on out we just need a quick

fish at the Bedford I need you to locate

the envy of people right away sir

excellent where you going find the

amoeba people sir just use the COS let's

go cosmic scope it locates any

cosmically awesome scientific activity

in the vicinity who trained you you

didn't sir that was rhetorical extremely

kind yes co-op soo behind our carbon

hydrogen oxygen sulfur and phosphorus

all around the birds in the sky to the

plans to the ground can be by her from

the comfort of this chemical analysis we

send report to do the abyss Gilliam

Blount represent reboot on Angeles

so what is it that you do with all this

musical data that you can file well with

the help of the m51 scientists we

transmit them back to crucible okay it's

a musical report of our scientific

findings so what's next for the amoeba

gets full scale invasion um did I say

that that was it Yeah right is this the

first stage of a planetary invasion or

harmless weirdos pursuing musical and

scientific awesomeness you decide this

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back foot that's it

sitting on your futon and your thoughts

turn to cosmology empowered tiny specks

adrift in space and you realize where

uses it is really just the start of it

as your mind begins to wander from this

place so the house in a neighborhood

weather hot only playing out pretty it's

in a town must city just like you

expected neighborhood this time

relations relict the cities in

accounting and the counties in the state

the states in the country in the

countries in a concert is no matter how

you scan it let's kick some butt oh

really oh great

in a system which revolves around the

star a cordless up the beer to 93

million miles away and this is me owner

of a spiral-shaped galaxy of stars which

seems and drapes need the Milky

which I quickly before

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