Published June 5, 2023, 12:20 p.m. by Naomi Charles
Well we are here again, the early 2000s home makeover and house renovation show CHANGING ROOMS! Today we see battleship grey and cultural appropriation in the name of house redecoration. Laurence is shaking, Carol Smiley is crying and there is a whole lot of drama. Is it purple or grey!?
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hello beautifuls welcome back to my
Chanel as you can see I have the
gorgeous glamorous marvelous wherever I
met a Meme here release
oh my God can you pull it right well
that's the first 15 seconds cancel
you're a mess woman hello hello how are
you doing you're looking very enamoring
oh yes I'm in my neon phase today yeah
hello Cheers Cheers taking it all the
way back to Under the Bridge
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[Laughter]
she's a YouTuber
oh my God what are the top comments from
the last video World by Abigail Ash and
they say everyone needs a friendship
like rolly and like Sam do they I mean I
thought like sometimes you know what
roly has just done but half an hour ago
introduced into the zeit guys period
period anyway my loves let's start
bloody watching what this is I can't
wait to see how this
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naval officers Jillian and Paul Russell
they moved into their Georgian home in
court you know no the twins even looks
like one of them oh that's just three
months
one of them is we have to work out
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no thanks and so far haven't even eaten
and they're yet to be decorated dining
room
and they're gonna ruin it I suppose I
shouldn't be surprised that it's quite
so Ship Shape in here but Bristol
fashion uh
but look the room's not even unpacked
yet it's another page of roots
uninhabited that's if you don't count my
friend the flat pack footman so Graham
Wynn has just two days to turn this
space because he know why is he doing
into something fitting to receive a
handful of Admirals and as we all know
Admirals know so much about interior
design
let me be a horse
a big heavily pregnant and doing all
changing rooms is not a combination that
you should be doing no I agree and her
husband Andy who have lived in the city
for two years they're desperate
harassing me on Twitter I said finish on
my face a better word what is he making
a decision he looks so much like Yuna
from Final Fantasy 10 I don't think
you'll know this reference but he's just
literally like I'm going to send them to
the far plane
that wall is disgusting
which which one the like this weird like
yellowy cream vomit color it's very dark
as well isn't it like dark everyone's
dark not only ocher dark okay color to
paint the walls would be a decisive step
in the right direction we can work it
out because it's a big room I mean look
at the acreage
foreign
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taking a bit of a journey with this one
but how far is he going to get in just
two days with 750 pounds in his backpack
what would that 280 pounds 750 seven
okay so they've upped the budget and
they've got two days I always thought it
was one day it was one before it was
like 20. oh yeah so Carol's out and the
budget's up yeah they're bad right
first things first
position in a turtleneck he is excellent
stealing the Ernies are wonderful and
there's gonna be just like the British
museum stolen Berry it's pretty heavy
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why are they like showing like ethnic
stuff and then show like what those
stores look like they're from like
Middle East
but it's very inappropriate music
matching
and he is gonna be perfect
is he just stealing these he's like
these are mines
lots of textures yeah romantic right
good oh my God they want it warm with
lots of textures romantic romantic I've
never looked at texture and gone all
that through oh yeah look at my t-shirt
and go oh the one and the romance yeah
just palpable it just makes me wet it's
just something that is disgusting now
the theme I've picked for the room is
called Global traveler and it's about
creating a template for all these
objects that they've collected from all
over the world you've got Indian objects
you've got Arabic all these different
things coming together now what we're
going to do first the British museum is
the British museum is that help no
crying and shaking oh this is very
teapot oh my God oh my God
oh no what colors are you kind of
expecting here I was blue with yellow
British colors
might be in for a little surprise okay
and this one this is gonna blow your
socks off this is the woodwork
oh yes oh yes okay grayish and a darker
gray warm romantic textures we had in
mind right it's not we had in mind and
the reason is that it's a template yeah
there's so many other objects that we
really want to reflect about them we
don't want we got a two-for-one offer at
Wix so we can't we can't no we can't
give you ping no no okay and now for the
big moment here we go the room reveal
here it is
oh I mean it doesn't that's not actually
disasters it doesn't look hideous I
think it's quite cold
it's going to be interesting hang on who
are these people who are they that was
one of the teams I know yeah the people
with the the Admiral hats on oh right
yeah no I was like was this the heavily
pregnant lady and friend period hello
this is the heaven pregnant lady this
one yeah this man
bright yellow
ooh wait why are we just suddenly got
into this
that was weird yeah the other ones that
we're gonna we're gonna do pick up all
this stuff we're gonna take us upstairs
it's kind of a
battleships
I think this would look great in here
because you said you wanted gray piece
of Camp that's not great that's gray in
any way shape that's like purple
how could you do this to me
question mark that is like a like like a
like a violent woman what's the what's
the flowers called the purpley flowers
that have the smell violets no
um the purple flowers that have the
smell they're like green they have
purple like flowers on the end and they
like smell it's like a really famous
smell
well you can't think of the name either
can you can you no thank you no
thank you no should we Google some
flowers lavender yeah lavender yes I
would agree that was very great
um Lady Gaga die
I think this would look great in here
because you said you wanted quite a
dramatic yeah sort of room bold yes it's
just really going to be the sort of
background so I thought the whole thing
would sit together rather like that
Julian was like oh so that's what we're
trying what a horrible colored floor is
the old pieces
what's the color painting at the local
primary
Stonehenge what do you honestly think
I think it's brilliant it's fantastic
really good yeah I need to just
basically slap it on those walls slap it
on SLAP it up and slap me out yeah
oh down the road masks on let's sand
this floor and get some paint on it
oh I don't like them putting all this
music in there I'm gonna have to do it
all sorts of copyrights he must be a
later season it has to be it feels a
little bit less offensive as well it's
not quite the pink we asked for is it
well no because it's gray no yeah
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that is I can't believe people like
Battleship Gray no it's not how is that
great there is no gray in that picture
oh okay
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well the idea was that since Madame here
is of an interesting condition I thought
you'd like someone for heavy lifting
definitely get an old woman oh yeah
since Madame here is of a condition just
in case yeah it's okay he's like
happening
I can't wait to see how this turns out
we've already been there we've done that
it's not he sounds perpetually Prosecco
drunk I've got the Chablis on board her
ship being teased furiously about the
fact that you will come in here and
paint her room correct I think
um yeah this isn't a slight issue here
with the floor I don't know whether I
want to talk about it it's made of laugh
it's made out of love about that later
let's just get the paint on the wall
it's not working I'm not loving this at
all I mean I'm saying wise if you know
why I've been winding Andy up for weeks
about painting his house like a
battleship and um here it is
it's very great it's very gray and it
didn't look as gray in the tin but now
it's on the walls it's very very good
off-white is like an okay color but
actually gray walls I just don't think
I'd like that again you can have like a
feature wall that has like a color like
yeah I like to have an entirely great I
don't know a great person just to me
people might like out there but to me
gray is not a color I want on my walls
yeah I'm I'm I'm unsold undecided I used
to live in a very gray place and after a
while I was a bit like it's a bit prison
the prison colors yeah so I'm gonna be
like how are we doing we're all happy
you've inspired
right there is a very good reason why
it's painted this gray and it is
supposed to be a very neutral backdrop I
love the fact that he's comfortable he's
had to come back no no don't question me
I'm telling you why all right
so I'm right yeah
yes the point is when you put oh objects
like this when you put this objects I
think the color that's the wrong way
around on him that way actually stands
out incredibly I don't agree no I do not
agree if it was a little bit of a warmer
gray rather than a Greek and you see I
completely agree a warm gray what's a
warm gray well you put more beige in it
so gray is one of those colors that
actually has percentages within it so
you can have like a warm gray that kind
of like almost looks a bit pinky almost
but you still call it gray because gray
I don't know why it's done in
percentages it's like 10 gray 20 gray 30
gray 40 gray unexpected items
please take your change
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try to make gray interesting there you
go that was great catwalk Vogue thank
you yeah just call me Tyra yeah if you
want to be on top
of a problem
no no no no no no no no actually Paul
Graham I mean he's pulled him it's not
my fault that Graves now terribly
fashionable and if they with the bedroom
turning Battleship right how are they
going to feel about their dining room
turning Battleship Gray
the living room as well it's this whole
house
we've seen this is the start of many
videos yeah your dogs are gay because
projects over here because I've got so
much going on over there and I mean so
much going on yeah you've got this thing
yeah cool no problem got a light stand
to make right and we've got some mirror
trough thing going on with you guys
sounds horrific a mirror trough I don't
want a trough in my house I also don't
want to get mirrored either would you
like my t-shirts
I wonder what handicraft's doing now
dead
oh passing your seatbelt for the sexiest
new drama on air Mile High
five
completely unhinged oh here we go what
are they doing to that profile
remember they're gonna feed us at that
moment
oh they've got a dead body in there
final it now look folks before you think
I've really had a taste breakdown let me
just justify the reason I want to use
this floor if I had money I would have a
reclaimed parquet floor in that room
yeah but what I figured is if we put
this down
they could eventually yeah
because the irony is of course that
Lawrence is straight and this man might
be straight so they might just be like
gang it up together for nothing this
would be a good template yes it's
camouflage oh no they're making a
camouflage floor was that we were
actually going to paint it sort of
darker brown now the lights we got on at
the moment are very very blue so this is
going to come up quite green but in
normal light it's going to be much
warmer so it will
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it could be worse and they don't do
shabby chic so um I guess it's gonna
have something I really hate the concept
of shabby chic so it's meant to be like
you've kept it unkept but that's in
fashion yeah so they just end up pouring
like shoe polish onto like old dirty
things and going look how marvelous yeah
there's a dead body a dead look but if
we put a tiara on it it's a dead
crossing yes and it's much better for
the room
imagine imagine being like Oh I work at
Morrisons therefore I'm gonna make all
of my apartment green and yellow because
that's the Morrison's logo color like
well I bet somebody does live in a mall
yeah yeah I love it guys the next beep
die unexpected item in death
oh the Moon
oh you lied it's a razor lamp
I don't like this song what's this no
canceled I don't remember what this song
is death
oh my God concede and paint the deck
whilst the two Andes get to grips with
the plastic I mean that's not actually
now that I see on the wall I don't think
it's as hateful as others
oh no I I have a I'm gonna have a
purpose
slows down and finished these houses are
so big what I'm thinking more rich
people well just normal people in the
90s
okay you two the moment of truth
so the floor what do you think it's not
so bad in the daylight it's not an
unmitigated disaster and I think we made
the right decision
horrible but there's still lots of
romantic touches that are really going
to bring this room
what the Romantic touches is the man
just going hello
good Heavens yeah so get some dust
sheets down and let's get on with his
other bits and pieces yeah all right
this is a lot calmer than the previous
episodes they were really chaotic this
is going to be paint me like one of your
French stock collection leaving them
with naked drawings
what are you going to call yours Oedipus
uh yeah octopus
Oedipus octopus oh very starchy
what's it like to be
um sitting there as your son-in-law
draws you naked
I beg yourself it's not quite quite the
art that we'd recognize in the oh witch
a witch
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pride and pleasure in creating such a
lovely lovely bedroom wallpapers build
weird things in the past isn't it I
still like wallpaper do you yeah I still
like it still like well baby because you
can't have damask any you can't just
paint damage gone to the wall okay I'm
very skilled okay Mr doodle to do it you
hate this room don't you um
no no you hate this one it's not good
it's not what I would have done no well
you don't know comfortable romantic
Sumptuous
Sumptuous
traveler theme I mean world travel to me
means sweating really like heart stress
because everybody laugh at him the
responsibility of doing a bedroom for
something when as scary as elseburst
versus the responsibility of like
running the arc Royal
oh I'm yeah else but it's far scarier
than any of that stuff dark coral is
actually a bit of a cakewalk compared to
it they're calling her alphabet
yeah not too bad actually what's
happening
Graham's idea obviously this is I don't
like the idea of a mirrored trough all
right Chuck these in eat your food what
have you and watch yourself
start from the draft yeah that's right
yeah it's looking very nice as well I'm
sure it's my job mate yeah you're on
Saturday yeah
there's so many of these scenes where
they're like someone like he's just
walked off stage essentially he hasn't
like gone anywhere but they're acting as
if like I'm coming
and then walk off to the side it's so I
love the magic of Television because
it's utterly unhinged right now this is
a quote from a book called The Prophet
by a poet called Khalil Gibraltar is Let
There Be spaces in your togetherness and
that the Winds of the heavens dance
between you
right well let's hope it still says that
when I've painted it on the wall because
Lawrence is that well that's nice please
die
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baby
I don't know who you are I don't want to
split monetization for a cover thank you
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I don't like that why are there stars I
remember we had a radiator cover that
was like that I've got those radiator
like heated covers were very old person
they are it was like we have to heart
with no one can know we have radiators
vertical radiators make so much more
sense of space as well and why does
everyone always put them underneath
Windows I'm like put the hot air out the
window
this is a phenomenon oh she was scared
don't beat me this is amazing
um more of a falling out thing I know
it's a bit late in the day but if you
actually could have any bedroom a lovely
bedroom what would it look like a lovely
one
um deep colors strong colors and not the
ethnic that we're beginning to dread but
it's grown in my head and it's become
this monster
you know why that's happened all right
because your hands aren't being busy
enough um
so what did she just say she just
basically so has she been given a hint
that they're having like ethnic yeah
because obviously the other guy is like
we're making it like a world tour with
all your items from around the world and
they've said I want bright bold deep
colors and she's like not the ethnic
thing that I hate that Center it makes
me feel very uncomfortable hearing that
find a way from Oliver's ethnic except
by building your flat pack covers
that sounds yeah it sounds very like can
we stop saying the word ethnic in this
context please oh
soaps
I like the casual
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it wasn't gonna be romantic
oh my God that is a fire waiting time
that is literally oh oh my God they're
not learn from the teapot no oh my God
oh my gosh
oh no I think we just have to put our
hands up on this one I hate that bed
oh faded away just like redacted
yesterday
laughs
no that's a bleep
Jesus that is a redacted I'm not letting
that out cheers
he spent 760 pounds took it to heaven
and back and now it looks like this
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um Papua New Guinea
the song's called Peppa Pig
with all this talk I was a bit like oh
my God you guys are in a crisis I'm on
my death
it
should we put the Tea Party yeah
it's a trap oh look don't forget the
pipi cocktail oh yeah no can't forget
that
I'm just a long shot I just realized as
well this is meant to be like the ethnic
room they've chose the song called Papua
New Guinea I've just realized the Future
Sounds of London Papua New Guinea I mean
it's a great song but it just feels like
an odd that I understand it that's my
render's choice right oh I don't like I
don't like the concept of like no it's
very come to my house and look at my
it's called Global traveler okay yeah
and in a way it mirrors the 18th century
fashion for young gentlemen to go abroad
explore come back with treasures and to
have oh yeah
oh
it's exactly what we said oh it mirrors
the 18th century Museum would go and Rob
stuff from other countries wow do you
know so funny is we've covered at the
very beginning oh it's very calm it's
not a Susan food like nice
yeah we've actually we wanted to basis
of the British museum where they went
and robbed loads of other countries
unhinged and that's the Darjeeling baby
and then it's the BBC as well are we
surprised I I found it interesting that
like I didn't realize until up until
recently that like the Queen's Jewels or
like Rob from like India and stuff yeah
I didn't know this no I didn't know it
didn't they kept it quiet for me yeah
and nearly every single piece of like
Heritage and richness that the British
Isles have is stolen that's awful Isn't
that horrific yes explore come back with
treasures and to have questions about
the house are traveling a lot more and
bringing back
what were the real highs and lows of the
budget well I think a very successful
feature was the wallpaper that was 49
pounds wrong but it does add a good
Focus peace
the fireplace I like that we've got our
magnificent piece I love this piece it's
the stained glass table and I think
that's worked very very well where did
they get this I don't know we didn't see
we didn't see any of these we didn't see
it a romantic bedroom now it's a lot
more romantic than I thought it would be
it's very well it is the romance well I
think the romance predominantly is in
the lighting so all sorts of different
ways there's very soft gentle flickering
lights and a spiky woman are they going
to like it I think they're they're
definitely gonna like it you know
because
it kind of looks like the guy from Glee
AS Global Travelers I would happily live
with it and I think they've got a good
taste and I think they will too let's
hope that they do not the Dead one no
the teacher oh the T yes look at that
look at this oh go you wanted a lush
romantic bedroom that didn't have a hint
of pastel and was something different
yes
open your eyes
oh what
is that wallpaper or a texture paper we
like that because there's more here oh
she hates it they hate it oh I like that
they hate it it's very nice
they are tall excellent
excellent good job Oliver you were quite
concerned that it was such a
non-reaction no I don't feel like they
like that at all to ask you quite
directly I would say that this is quite
a nesting statement it is it is yes I
like most of it right now what don't you
but I don't know no no no no no no no no
no there you go because I think you've
got a very good eye and you make your
mind up quite quickly what don't you
like
I don't like glass like that right and I
don't like the lamp either right and the
color
yeah it's good I like the color of it
you don't think it's a bit better you
can no no I like it I do I like it is it
romantic enough yes for me you live on a
battleship you know this would be very
romantic on a battlefield a little
impractical what about for you yeah
I think so yes is this what you were
expecting
yeah good job actually I'm pleased with
that
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neglected but then Graham Wynn spent 762
pounds to make it look
like this
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I mean that's more I mean that's nicer
than the other yeah that's a bit like
bed and breakfast kind of acceptable I
still wouldn't have I would have just
one wall a bit loud doesn't it decided
not to go with a bit much on the wall
and historically very cluttered yeah if
we just go back if you look at how many
pictures like here and then there's this
the mirror the this ornaments yeah
there's so many things like on these
walls portions
um
to go with and historically George and
scheme it feels very contemporary but it
fits yeah well I think one of the things
is of course you know we had to use
really what they'd got which was a
modern sideboard and modern table so you
know to have tried to make it really
period just wouldn't have worked
yeah there it is
you can always see like the neurons
firing men
it was like we we started at The
Identical time without even slay as well
oh
like you know the Pure Glass above the
mantelpiece and the whole kind of window
treatments vaguely you know traditional
on the window seat again it's taken from
a tradition
I don't want to hear a word about this
floor issue
do you know how much this costs
210 pounds and it's the cheapest thing
we could find
I don't like it Lawrence thinks that's
very funny your brief was to create a
dining room
portions that was elegant that was warm
are Paul and Jillian guys no it's very
dark very dark
entire room
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oh wow
they hate it amazing
it's amazing I'm gonna die I'm so
excited I've passed on death
s
well no we have actually she's crying
is fantastic oh my God fantastic now
what about the Arts yes
what color would you describe this room
as being French Navy
french navy
went off the tin can you guess what else
but said
it's Battleship Gray there is no gray in
this room
what does Battleship Gray look like not
like this does it look like else
business and Andy's bedroom not anymore
they probably said it's definitely
Battleship Gray but this is fantastic
should we find out I don't know I don't
believe you
right oh is this the meeting
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look at that she's like I'm gonna get it
naughty mummy I don't know what I'm
gonna call it really deranged they hated
it period in Brackets
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no one goes in that box and with that
we're going to share our final thoughts
well my lovelies I've got some thoughts
if you've got some thoughts I think
television being on TV was kind of
awesome to be like I love it I was I'm
sorry but you can't no yeah they will
never fool me no I liked what they just
we just saw their reactions were
everything it was like
she was like I love it so much I think I
might have a heart attack and die the
other was about to give birth because
she was so stressed I am stressed out
and stressed out so I do think it was
kind of weird for them to put such an
emphasis on the idea of like traveling
mobile traveler oh when the young men in
the 1800s would go out and find treasure
yeah that's not finding treasure so like
actually when we looked at the room in
the end it didn't look like there was
much in there there was that one piece
of like that like teapot thing in the in
the fireplace and then there was that
was it like an antelope head or a deer
head on the wall and they like tried to
illuminate it and I just think it looks
a bit haunted and look at that other
room you will never in a million years
tell me that that was gray no that room
was not gray that was like plum purple I
think that was a mistake and he was oh
gray well I mean I'm all up for having
like a couple of pieces that bring you
happiness and joy I've got a little
Baphomet and a Cthulhu in my kitchen but
I'm not gonna have every every surface
has a painting of Baphomet maybe it
should I think it should yes and with
that my lovelies it's time for the
patreons
today's twitch shout out goes to me
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attention to people who come and
decorate your house because they might
be having an affair so don't steal
foreign artifacts don't
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