HILARIOUS 5 MINUTE CRAFTS!

to mopping with a dry Mop as one does

you bump into the fridge you can't move

the fridge right because it's massive

that's not real

you didn't and the fridges don't move

like that do they I have a glass cleaner

and a gigantic fridge and Tiny muscles I

was made for this okay without glass

cleaner

never mind I'm way too powerful for this

with glass cleaner for some reason what

do you have to prove Brandon I didn't

buy this glass cleaner for no reason on

a shot putting this fridge straight into

the oven all right oh my gosh I was

making fun of you in the beginning but

then I launched my fridge into the

fourth dimension I have such high hopes

for the rest of these hacks and it's

your ex

what no what what are you doing

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what are you what are you what is why no

one misses someone that bad that's sight

I hope you also Miss every other person

because doctors are gonna come get you

please don't tell me you're gonna lay

your head on that lap oh

these are my current girlfriends whom I

miss what did you fill it with

you take the stuffing out of a pillow

you could also lay your head on a pillow

I've seen it done before okay I'm not

doing nothing weird in here

it kind of looks like an anaconda just

swallowed an antelope let's even you out

babe with all the time that you spent

filling Pants full of pillow fluids you

could go out looking for another girl or

call a buddy over why can't you just lay

your head on your buddy's lap y'all act

like buddies don't exist now that my

makeshift girlfriend is complete oh you

need a top forgot indecency was a sin

got my girlfriend's legs I want to make

it as realistic as possible so I put a

Kanye hoodie on her all right extremely

weird Moment of Truth why haven't I

thought about this before Oh this is

nice oh what's for dinner you're not

real

turn Inside Out roll it up oh that's a

good that's kind of like what I do with

my girlfriend's leg you make like a

pillow at the end of your bed wait a

minute you weren't making a pillow this

whole time why didn't you just put it

right side up then you know what I don't

care please don't tell me this has

something to do with a latex glove fill

up a latex glove and then hold it well I

put blankets inside of PJs so okay I

made one warm hand and one cold hand

just in case I want to play the victim

feel like she's not giving me enough

warmth and then eventually she does I

can play out a whole scenario on things

let's give it a go well don't be weird

how are you liking it all right my cat

also misses my girlfriend you can also

use these whenever I don't have time to

pet you just grab one I like to hold

both hands in one hand so far I'm a fan

all right I'm using the warm one to rub

my feet

there you go okay now you can start

putting pillow fluid inside of PJs maybe

take her out leave the hands there you

know weirdos they do feel good on your

feet though so

really I can't imagine that that works

so I'm gonna try yeah no babe you can

come with me the only thing I could find

that had the sticker still on it was

this Hydro Flask

at what point does it start working babe

you try I had an easier time baking my

fridge at 350 degrees than getting this

thing off check this out

foreign

I don't know

dull razor

yeah because you made me scrub a Hydro

Flask with it what did you do split ends

too soon okay he's at the point of

stuffing PJs with pillow fluids split

ends you could have called it dead ends

okay which was also where his

relationship was going I'm assuming but

I mean yeah I got dead ends please don't

tell me you're gonna use the razor what

it's making more split ends if anything

what do I do about the split ends that

the razor made what do I do about the

gigantic clump of hair I just cut off

hold that for me

like out of shaving cream

nope that is not her leg get out of here

did she not shave for a lifetime to

prepare for this video mistake yeah this

video was

doing it

use a razor but without the handle

got it

pills on pills pills on sweater I

shouldn't you lose them that way you can

put them in a bottle or a Ziploc baggie

so I gotta find a sweater with narcotics

that's harder to find than a girlfriend

I'm just gonna use the inside of this

sweater there's no pills on it but he's

been known to deal nice

look at that no difference what is this

supposed to do collect the pills it's

just making my sweater look like what my

cat looks like after she's done licking

herself just matted hair pills

everywhere I don't know how she does it

need a hand I got your back thanks babe

I was feeling tense next stress release

please

I feel better

hey stop it I am filming oh please Lord

show me how you're gonna use a razor on

a watermelon that was it it's not heck

you ate a watermelon stupid I have a

watermelon but could you be a pair of

latex hands and go get me the watermelon

out of the fridge thanks

you're not real ah get your dirty hand

out of here I'm more disappointed in you

than that first guy in the first clip is

of himself about losing his girlfriend

ain't that right babe