[13+] Home Movies (S01E03) - The Art Of The Sucker Punch HD

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Jason I'm a smile spendin home what

happened to you nothing why you are

covered in mud you're dripping this is

disgusting

yeah yes Brendon yeah can I come in

yeah Jason I don't want to seem rude you

can't come in and you can't touch

anything

mom can you come up here please Jason is

up here and Bob is Jason

Brendon come upstairs and bring a

squeegee is there a harder setting on

the water that you can use what happened

first I was walking to come over here

right Brendon cuz we were going to do a

movie today right right then Shannon and

his brothers were in the street and I

said hey guys yeah and I guess that was

a cue mm-hmm for them to come over and

pick me up right and put me in the mud

but Jason that people can't do that to

you I know they can you know what should

we twist them in remount now I can't

believe you let them do that you can't

have people putting mud on you because

if you do that then they'll do the next

worst thing which is probably I can't

forgive anything worse than mud

something with bugs yeah Thank You

Melissa yes it pretty - who was Shannon

mom Shannon's this kid it he lives in

the neighborhood and he has a lot of

brother Jason's an easy target sure and

it's fun to hurt him it's easy to hurt

it but that doesn't make it right

how come I'm an easy target cuz you're

little and you're you bring it upon

yourself but that doesn't mean it's okay

what do you mean I bring

you just you can you know you just gonna

like it but it doesn't matter I mean you

know what this is you know this is the

final straw I'm gonna I'm gonna do

something about this I'm gonna teach

that kid a lesson that he's never gonna

forget what are you gonna get my camera

hold on I'm gonna girl be right back

he's all fired up yeah a lot of that

stuff was insulting to me hello Shannon

yeah hi Brendon small I'm who are you uh

you don't know me Shannon you know a

little kid named Jason panoply am i

right yeah you did something to him that

maybe you shouldn't have done huh oh I'm

sorry

what do you want I'd like to make an

appointment mm-hmm with you if you're

free on Wednesday what time thinking

maybe 3:30 hold on

yeah 3:30 is good okay okay good we'll

keep that open no what's this about well

I'm gonna pound the crap out of you so

who are you looking with you which who

are you Brendon small you've probably

seen me what do you look like short kid

I got red hair

oh yeah 3:30 spine okay all right I was

I was thinking the the park uh-huh but

he didn't let that all right so we're on

for tomorrow 3:30 I need some

information first okay all right

your doctor's name phone number um I'm

gonna have to talk to my mom but all

right okay do you suffer from any

seizures or anything that'll you know

give you extra sympathy or a legal

recourse no no have you ever fought

before um no do some warm up first do

some light aerobic exercise for like

five minutes beforehand

okay

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Brendan does this have anything to do

with your movies what you know I want

you to have this hobby I know you like

to make the movies and everything but if

just to go around creating incidents and

scenes so that you can film them is not

that's not healthy mom okay just let's

just clear things up just a little bit

do I'm not doing this for any movie

thing okay I'm doing this are you

talking to me or are you flexing your

muscles doing kind of a combination of

the two punch low always punch low

things below the waist I've had them in

the legs or in the crotch stuff like

that do you think that's dirty fighting

yes okay yes I do but there's nothing

wrong with dirty fighting really that's

right mm-hmm you know what cuz fighting

is wrong yeah right yeah so if you're

gonna fight you're already wrong yeah so

if you're gonna dirty you might as well

dirty fight yeah cuz you're already

there yeah you're already at the party

but hey I was in a fight last week they

really had to go i won really yeah did

you find that kid David there forward

yeah he cannot fight yeah he's got a big

mouth coach and not anymore doesn't

right yeah mostly Fighting's it's a

mental game really I'm Brendon you're

smart kid

yeah you're not a tough kid you're not a

strong kid you're not a fighter

right but you may have a mental edge

over your opponent and that's what you

got to use like what like for instance

if I've fought somebody I would say hey

look

mmm-hmm guy would look then I will hit

him right that's a mental game I know

what you mean but I don't know Brendon

you're a smart kid you improvise yeah

give me give me something all right

let's say let's say I come up to you

right okay I'll give you a little shove

and I say hey come on let's go okay I've

got to think on your feet here Brian oh

yeah what do you got - go ahead cuz I

say in that situation Brendan I'm gonna

kill you yeah what you did there was

more weird I tried to just do something

strange you wouldn't expect

yeah do you know Shannon yeah you was

near me what do you think of them I

think God he punched some kids man jeez

have you ever fought Shannon no God

what's your name

Walter Walter yep who's your friend

miss Perry Walter and Perry Perry's mom

yeah Brendan Brendan is the young man

who's gonna be fighting Shannon tomorrow

hi Brendan once bendix mom bring this

ball yeah I'm sorry I talk to you for

one second

I'm gonna cut okay yeah just kind of

yeah Jason what when I got dragged in

the mud by Shannon I remember I remember

little buddy how come I'm not getting

interviewed when the fight was really

more about me stealing the limelight

Jason I created this limelight well I

think is a rude hey guys you know so

down Jason if you're saying to say you

have something you say to Brendan Jason

what you're AB may have been making the

movie for two days about my fight with

Shannon I haven't been in it yet Jason

get off your high horse

it's my documentary no it's not it is no

it isn't that's a lie you're turning

into a liar so I hate you all right guys

I'm glad you got that out into the open

tensions are high

Brendan you've got a big fight coming up

I hope you lose the fight Brendan no you

don't

no you don't I hope you will lose it and

shed he's not gonna beat he's not gonna

win I'm the best of you right now fine

do the interview see if I care

just do it thing I'll do it right

Shannon drag me in the mud and then um

and uh Brandon is going to fight him

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joggling place is something I do just to

prepare for a fight and just this is

whole like punching in the air of motion

this is because I imagine a person would

be there eventually

hey who is that guy I think he's a

friend of Shannon's oh man should we do

- I don't know just doing overdub

something over and just forget that I'm

gonna make a prediction jerk saying that

filiz trying to play with your head he's

one of Shannon's right all right I'm

gonna make a prediction that's what I

was yeah that's right great prediction

the fight is gonna be over after three

punches yeah man that guy's what did I

do to him yo suck don't film that

because then it makes me look stupid you

know see you tomorrow

where are you going going home we're

going off to do what hmm yeah I

officially hate him

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president you know why don't why don't

you have some brilliant idea that saves

the day

use your brain instead of instead of

fisticuffs okay let's say why don't you

be Shannon all right I'm just going to

show you how difficult this is

okay I'm gonna be shooting you I'm gonna

be Shannon and you BJ so you be you be

me I'll be Shannon okay I'll be you okay

you try to fight you fight all right all

right hey Shannon I don't think this is

a good idea to have a fight you are the

biggest wimp I've ever met Brandon all

right that's it I tried get mom series

are the headlines this isn't funny you

know we must fight off Brendan please

concise and I was joking

nice little pat for god sake big thing

I'm going in my room

Brendan oh I feel like an idiot

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I'm gonna punch his butt

yes but what I say punch his butt

I'm gonna punch his butt man what are

you gonna do I'm a punches but again

then what happens after you punches but

a second time I'm uh probably kicking

come where you gotta kick him I'm gonna

go for the but again okay let's get away

from the butt okay dad no what are you

gonna do I'm gonna kick him in the

jail's the gentles practically yes you

want to walk over to him yeah yeah hey

Shannon hi Brendan hi hey hey how are

you here's another sweatshirt for him in

the bag nah don't don't worry

now that's it looks like a nice all

right whatever

no this is videotaping this oh nice to

meet you and hold are you um I'm eight

oh wow

okay well let me just say um I am

responding to a threat on my life

are you are you good with that Brendan

yeah yeah yeah this is perfect this is

wonderful great all right good started I

do what I did if you want to try to hit

me and I like block it or I don't even

know it's Manian foot lock I'd like a

copy of this please

oh sure do you want BHS because you're

perfect

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okay brother come here I want you to sit

down here on the couch just put a pillow

under your back here alright another

pillow near back you put a third too

many possums

Brendan this is not for you mom I don't

know you might have been right

of course I was right oh you know this

is the violence is never the way

fighting is so much faster than I

thought it was I thought I'd be a thing

where I could reason every move but it

didn't it's just so competitive

yeah I'm a I'm a lover mom from now on

Brendan put your head back just okay put

your head back that hurt don't ever say

you're all over again versus me out hmm

oh it hurts to laugh mom it hurts buddy

I'm gonna get you like a thing of ice

mom I can't feel my hands there they are

okay yeah you know what with hands a lot

of times you just use the honor system

hang my hands down I'm gonna trust

they're there at the end of my arms

Brendan there's such a unique guy know

you're dying so great you don't need to

be like some big stupid fighter guy like

mom you're right someday Brendan you're

gonna you're gonna be with a woman or a

man who likes you just just for you or

both oh yeah Brendan do any of the stuff

I showed you like do the crab as you do

the Cobra now do the wild ape now did

you do the crazy donkey no I didn't you

do the ventriloquist you do the wacky

lobster coach everybody's talking about

it

what do you mean I mean people I don't

even know I just walk past and I hear

them having conversations about the big

fight oh man do they talk about me

some of them know your names some of

them say Brandon some of them say that

redheaded kid but I mean everybody knows

about it the thing is is that usually

once stories like this spread people

exaggerate them or they get them wrong

but God

everyone's got it down Shannon doesn't

go to this school exactly so our whole

school knows about it because of you his

whole school knows hey Melissa

yep do you have all that footage of the

interviews and the fight and everything

okay I won every last copy of it please

what do you want before I'd like to

either burn them or re-edit them so it

looks like I won and then when I have

children I'll show this to them and

they'll think that their father isn't a

coward Brendon after that fight what I

don't think you're having children hello

yes hi hi look I'm turning eight

Saturday and having a big birthday party

and you're coming and Melissa Jason

you're inviting me to your birthday

party oh yeah sure oh you're just old

thinking about that fight are you no no

please please come to be a lot of fun

we're having a clown and we don't really

clown buddies it's like some drinks and

he dances for us it'd be a lot of fun

derby games you know sure kids have been

kind of scared to come over and I think

if I didn't you attached to the project

it'll bring a lot of others and don't

let you know and you know they weren't

cool aren't we um yeah you still friends

with Melissa oh yeah of course

bring her video camera it's it's my

video camera I actually have her braid

your video camera

yeah will do um what casual dress or oh

yeah whatever you want

4:00 p.m. okay okay I'm registered at

Toys R Us good to know

okay thank you he's he's inviting us

because he he wants to be the better man

I think do you know what I mean so on

top was beating you up now he's the nice

guy who invites us to his party

yes and we can't let him win what are

you gonna do I'm gonna go there and I'm

gonna go and I'm gonna get him a present

and I'm gonna go there and I'm gonna be

really nice to him mm-hmm yeah

I'm gonna be very very nice all right

I'm gonna play all the games and I'm

gonna have a lot of fun I'm gonna have a

lot of fun they're right you're gonna be

a great Jana and I are gonna get along

and then I'll be the best man you'll

beat him at his own game

what am I gonna wear what the hell am I

gonna wear Brendan hey welcome Melissa

hide come on in you guys did it

recognize you with them you know without

the mud this is a very nice place

it's my brother Mickey nice to meet you

and Shaun oh hello hi how are you well

can I get you something yes are we the

first ones here or as you're the only

ones that came well as you know this is

nice is that the backyard out there yeah

that's nice are there any drinks um can

I help you with anything

uh yeah okay no one else has come here

right did you only invite people that

you've beaten up yeah so it should be

picked well you know we're the first

ones here I mean it's early stuff I know

you're half an hour late I mean no one's

coming

oh it likes me Shannon are you crazy

everybody likes you let's have some

chips or something I want to resolve

this okay well you're potentially a

threatening person Shannon so how can I

reform myself here's what you do uh-huh

try to be a little nicer yeah and

basically if you don't hurt anybody they

might start to like you hmm I don't know

no something there I'd like to say one

thing on top of that yeah surprise

shannon you made me look like a jerk hi

everybody

I'd like ten copies of that okay Melissa

bob saget here we come all right yeah oh

yeah it sure did humiliated me again

yeah bring it up myself it's good though

in a way what's what's next on the

agenda here I mean how many other ways

am I gonna get humiliated it's up to you

Brendon this is a really nice house I

know you didn't think you live here

presentation of the food is really great

and what is that is that those are mini

quiches oh wow maybe what many quiches

they have cheese on them because I can't

oh that's right did you bring anything

for Shannon for his party I got some

some colored pencils in the you know pad

of paper wow that's a good idea

Thanks where'd you get them I glued

buttons on popsicle sticks Oh Alyssa

yeah follow me okay bring the camera

why Shh uh Channel yeah I was wondering

if you'd like to come outside and just

have a talk with me really quickly

um okay yeah break bad guy okay

go watch your step thank you this whole

fight thing when I called you and picked

the fight that's not me that's not the

kind of person I am I am NOT a house I

am a pacifist ultimately you know you

fight like one yeah my god I'd be Gandhi

keep getting me em you know but what I'm

saying is let's start over

I am sorry put her there

hey Shannon look

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stop the tape say it your mama oh not

cool what I'm fine

your did he didn't really hit you oh he

hit me sure but you know didn't hurt

I just thought throw the guy a bone you

know it's my birthday I feel expensive

everyone needs a little victory it'll

help them the one that got to have a

complex when he gets older

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