Health Nut MUST Eat Cake to Stay Alive | House M.D. | MD TV

do you want a lean body for summer well

the time to start is now no gimmicks no

crash diets and absolutely no drugs

think healthy and be healthy you can

start now just pick up the phone and

become the best you you can be oh god

going again sorry did i mess up the

commercial no it's fine are you okay oh

i think it's cramps oh i'm burning on my

side sit down take a few minutes and

catch your breath everybody else keep

running we're not filming we don't do

this for the cameras we do it for

ourselves we can't go again with him

sitting there fine but that felt phony

at least let me get a little workout

maybe if i'm breathing as hard as they

are i won't seem like such an evil

taskmaster all right take five guys

how you feeling

i think i'm ready to do this you sure

that's it that's the way to fight

through all right concentrate on those

knees lean into it and lift

lifting come on push it lifting come on

you're almost at the top those eight

steps are the difference between fat and

fin seven six five four one more

nice job

feel that burn that's your body carving

out it's a new shape okay don't sit just

take it slow on the way down

oh boy

are you okay

it's the size of a shot glass because

our patient's a big fat cheater

her gastric bypass procedure could cause

a bypass

treat it like a fat girl you treat her

like a six-year-old asian man too you

can't she's not fat

but not on the outside but on the inside

she's still tons of fun

when she was obese she probably had type

2 diabetes could have left her with

permanent nerve damage 10 points for

doing what i said minus 10 points for

doing it badly

this was diabetes induced nerve damage

but it kicked in years ago

what's the poop it's gonna take about an

hour to spin down the sample what are we

looking for

you don't know

i'm doing my famous socrates impression

i really nailed the accent high fat

content indicates sibo and what does fat

do in water it floats what else floats

in water

correct answer is a duck

if it doesn't float

cutner missed the boat

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looks like i was wrong to dismiss apnea

you guys could stay up all night

gloating sleep lap

that's what she wants to hear she's sick

and she's lopsided tell her it's a virus

it probably is and it'll get her off

your back for

i mean the eeg's flatlining

where would she have gone

hey i looked for you guys in the control

room but you seem busy get off there

last time you exercised you had a

cardiac instantly i feel fine you felt

fine last time i only slept a couple

hours but i feel great can i get one of

those machines you're running on a

broken ankle it doesn't hurt and your

leg is bleeding

you feel that

what does that mean

if the problem's in her brain it could

be ms or early onset parkinson's but if

it's a nerves it could be transverse

myelitis or a million other things

we're going to stay in the dark until we

can figure out if our electrical problem

is in our power station or in high

tension wires

power stations the brain wires of the

nerves

we'll run an ncb test

the test will measure the amount of time

it'll take this electrical impulse to

travel along your nerves will it hurt no

give me wrong

you can ask nicely

i learned at med school you don't

actually cure with kindness

you're right

i'm a hypocrite

but i don't have a choice

not really interested in your

rationalizations if i'm open about the

gastric bypass no one would listen to me

anymore you mean no one would buy your

dvds it's not about the dvd sales i'm

helping people

my clients are making themselves healthy

they're living better lives

can you honestly tell me you've never

done anything hypocritical

i'm sure you had good reasons

give me your arm

please

keep your arm raised

does this mean something is wrong with

my nerves

no

it's your muscles

we don't need to run this test

it's not what we thought

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your head mri was clean means you don't

have cns lymphoma what's next on the

list other types of brain tumors

we stop at the cafeteria i can have

something brought up for you what do you

want

chocolate cake

you can't give up we're gonna figure

this out what am i supposed to be hoping

for that you find a brain tumor

what else could it be

you are so hard on me about lying how

about you take some of your own advice

and tell me the truth

what's next on the list

prion disease

if that's what i got how bad

there are a few treatments but there's

no guarantee

i'm sorry

and you won't let me have a piece of

cake

idea to get into a power play with

somebody who has the power you're fired

just reinforcing your point whatever

personal drama you're playing out you'd

be a lot smarter to

thought you said she was sick

sick people

don't spontaneously get better yes they

do it's called an immune system

sick people who are sick enough to make

it to me don't spontaneously get better

not as pithy but yeah technically more

accurate

what's the last thing you gave her i

took her for an mri looking for mris

detect they don't treat would you give

her after the mri i didn't give her

anything she got depressed the lack of

direction he went to the cafeteria for

some chocolate cake took her to her room

hung a banana bag let her rest

you gave her cake

she asked for it i figured you figured

you'd let me play 20 questions instead

of just telling me

feeling crappy again

i brought your cure

i'll give you an idea of the stuff but

frosting gets to get stuck in a little

tube is this a joke it's not a joke a

lie

not an attempt to defraud in any way

it's an actual

licensed position with an actual

diagnosis

hereditary coproportheria

your face is genetically blessed

your body chemistry is slightly less so

it doesn't make enough of a certain

enzyme that i can't pronounce but it's

apparently important for your liver and

everything else

treatment is a high carb diet rich in

sugar when you were porker you were

self-medicating

so this is treatable we just have to

reverse your gastric bypass and get you

back on a high-carb glucose-enriched

diet best you you can be

is a lot more you

open the hanger here comes the play

there's nothing else you can try no

there's a drug that manages the symptoms

but it's not a cure

let's try that

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you don't want to have the surgery

understand

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there's not many people who have the

guts to admit they'd rather be pretty

than healthy

income's better and you get more action

i'll start you on your drug treatment

right away

you