[13+] Home Movies (S03E12) - Stowaway HD

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maybe it is time for us to quit art and

get real jobs no but we are the finest

artists in Europe why can't we afford

Laurent because my friend we haven't

sold anything yet and when will we sell

something

first we must create it no we after

inspiration comes of course hello you

are evicted I know where we go you can

go to hell as far as I can

now hey with you yeah we don't need no

apartment no we don't we are artists

nobody can get us down can they it's so

creative we just like sitting cafes and

drink Apache no cut print for the ninth

time you can't print video whatever just

cut then okay

another perfect movie finished actually

you did say cut for the music finished

so now cut is in the movie forever it's

not exactly perfect alright it's far

from it just a note are you okay what if

we ran away what let's cook let's go to

Europe like honestly we should get out

of here I don't know if I can get out of

work

hey Jason just humor me for a second

okay

what if we ran away and went to Europe

and spent our days running around

creating art stealing pies off window

sills sneaking around into high society

parties and you know getting grants from

rich old ladies you know that sound cool

only too young to go to Europe yeah no

they've got kids everywhere alright do

you see the red balloon mm-hmm I saw a

thousand want donations our movies

aren't appreciated here

are they true who cares about these

movies just us and you know who else

Europeans will maybe when they

appreciate it there

your pants do have more on car

Sensibility

exactly and who else does us that's

exactly um deaf cottage cheese in Europe

oh yeah good because I have to that

every morning on toast we can totally do

that just so you know come on you piece

of crap I put in the gas what else do

you want what are you looking at huh

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basic coffee cake they just gave out

coffee cake we get it every morning like

just step back tomorrow yeah no problem

yeah brings in coffee cake all right

cool I'll have a piece of hay gosh good

coffee cake this morning I just tell me

how much okay $1100 1104 what what your

rear axle shot your differential shot

look over the carburetors got a rear set

look over their power converters those

need to be replaced all right oh you

made your point start working and now uh

I just need to make a few calls to raise

the money

what just start working they'll be back

coach what are you doing on the bus car

broke down wow it's totally humiliating

Brendon yep

Brendon why are you so like so sad huh

you're sitting alone all by yourself I'm

not you're like a loner right sometimes

it's not a loser like no one likes you

I remember those kids hey listen I'm not

that kid I believe me I used to make fun

of those kids I know what you're losers

I'm I know what you're talking about but

I'm not that kid that kids over there

look see him yeah yeah you guys should

sit together well you know I did

specifically sit by myself cuz I have

made a pretty big decision

no yeah what is it I'm running away what

do you mean I mean I'm moving to Europe

I mean running away oh you're running

away from home yeah right now no not

right now but soon I still haven't got a

few things ironed out I haven't I think

it's a good idea really they're gonna

get a new bus this is awful

everybody so down in this bus coach

everyone's depressed cuz they're going

to school look listen you should see

this place on the ride home it's a total

horn on the bus goes beep-beep-beep

beep-beep-beep beep-beep-beep the horn

on the bus come on Brendan beep-beep the

gears on the bus go the gears on the bus

go over here so you practice assembly

for anyway

who knows maybe they're gonna send us

home so they can clean the inspect us

out of the classrooms there's asbestos

in the classrooms oh yeah

let's house bestest it's like birdseed

okay everyone settle down okay today's

student corporate trading day we've

brought in a really great speaker to

talk to all kids today a gentleman by

the name of Bob Wilson's burg who is Tom

Wilson burg he used to get author of the

book starting your new world of a

corporate kids this is a pretty

fascinating stuff all right let's get

ready for mr. Tom Wilson

hello everyone hi thanks really happy to

be here now the way I like to start out

my seminars is with a big cheer I'm

gonna say seize the day and you say

every day and let's do it big because as

you can see I have a few cameras set up

because we are webcasting this to over

40 schools show some spirit that was

great now let's get down to business

why am I here to tell you a secret a big

secret my whole philosophy what is it

you can make big money as long as you

let yourself make it oh no now what do

you think of that what do we think of

that if I tell you you can make that

money today wait wait what's that I hear

excitement anticipation yeah now I'm

gonna ask you to break into groups and I

want you to work together and I want you

to present me with an idea to make money

I want you to present me with a loose

business model for your idea I'm not

asking for miracles here just a loose

business model all right I'm switching

schools see guys this is why we have to

run away this is the exact opposite of

everything we believe in right yeah okay

I have no idea what to do what's your uu

version man come up here

my name is Jason and me and Brendon and

Melissa are opening and asbestosis

company interesting what exactly we be

doing well it's an asbestos company

around my kids that's the hook Oh kids

all asbestos all the time we have fun

because it we make it fun to work there

we make it fun to make it we put the fun

back in asbestos okay did you imagine

yet who you're selling it to yes kids

good good but what's the product

asbestos okay okay whose tell me okay I

said didn't I I don't think so me and

Brendon and Melissa or the kids okay I

don't mean to get a press through this

Fred yeah

come here Jason just get off the stage

okay sorry I just panicked no no we're

gonna do this come on everybody gets a

fair shot absolutely well let's put it

to a vote

let's see what everyone out there thinks

so what do we think of that huh yeah

back to the drawing board huh

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you like a money man huh yeah

take it easy yeah maybe you could give

me some advice I I need to make 1100

bucks quick why my car's in the shop

when you need the money by say a couple

days let me tell you a little something

this goes against a lot of what I was

saying up there in the seminar but you

can make a lot of money fast gambling

don't tell anybody I said that I won't

so you're a financial expert and your

advice is go gamble oh yeah yeah I go

all the time you ever want to come with

let me know I could definitely show you

a couple of tricks the ace of spades

cool card I was kind of more looking for

like financial advice you know stock

market or something you know what I call

that

I call that slow go money it takes a

while to earn I'm talking quick bucks

I'm talking magic money I'm talking sick

piles of money I'm talking lay on your

bed in your Vegas room throw the money

in the air and dance is it showers down

on your money I'm talking frosted glass

limo money I'm talking big cowboy hat

silver turquoise buckle money I'm

talking gambling I am in love with you

it's not homosexual love that's a

fascination with the good news I'm

giving you I'm I'm telling you that

there's a way to make money all you

gotta do is sit down in a chair and pull

a lever or sit down in a chair and flip

over a car I'm talking about okay you

know what I'll go gambling with you and

okay all right take it easy look okay

I'm willing to wager you that after I'm

finished with you you'll be $1,100

richer yeah how much you want to bet

what are the odds you call them call

them out I'm just saying it's a big step

wreden I know it is a victor

listen guys kids run away that's what

they do it's a rite of passage they run

away and move to Europe to become

artists yes Melissa some do right some

do right like in Faulkner Hemingway

right exactly yep right yes why would we

run away I just don't understand why

we'd give up living in nice houses we

have good home lives

I mean Brendan we just have no reason to

run away

all right all right all right right you

have a point yeah we have no reason to

run away mmm

that's a tough on that how about this

just because our parents are nice to us

now doesn't mean that they won't slip up

and turn into terrible parents in the

future so we have to watch them and you

know what if they do slip up we out of

here click did you say we out of here

just say click Brennan you're still on

right that is he still there uh-oh maybe

he didn't say click and we really heard

that click maybe the phone company added

the word click that's possible because

it was something I always thought of

they should have like when you hang up

the phone

Massa Massa mom mom mom yeah how come we

never have ice cream I want some ice

cream

how come we never have any did you look

in the freezer honey no I bought like

two gallons of rocky road isn't that

your favorite yes mom when was the last

time I went to the movies feels like a

million years I was thinking the same

thing you want to go this weekend yes

mom I want to take karate I need to take

it not at the Y not at the Y mom

uh-huh well you could definitely use the

exercise I'm I'm willing to look into it

Brendan yeah you know I'm thinking about

painting the living room what color I

don't know maybe purple sorry mrs. small

I'm not very fond of purple

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where are you going

I'm going to live on the road like Jim

Kerouac alright have fun I'll see you

dinner see you later

alright guys let's do this

Brendon it's been four hours

this is boring yeah Brendon this is

definitely a boring running away what's

the plan I've got the plan I've got a

plan I've got a plan you want to fill us

in I have a plan well why because why so

you can question it all the time well

what should we do

well maybe start out by not naysaying

and blaming me for everything sometimes

both of you just point fingers and I

don't know I don't know Who am I kidding

you know maybe we should just go home

yeah let's go home

no Brandon let's go home relax relax we

just you know we never ran away before

ray Jason Jason Jason are you okay if I

don't eat something soon I might die

Brendon how do you plan on paying for

this we have no money we're we're

willing to exchange these for the meal

we get can we make this work your move

mr. secret you play well cold handsome

hmm early what can I just come in on cue

keep going yo turn present I can't work

with Melissa I mean I spent time

preparing Melissa can't even work the

rope it's not true I spent time

preparing Bob stop stop I quit I will

never never make another film in my life

if I want to give up so we are we in

business here whoopsie hey let's gamble

huh listen I think I might have an

addictive personality so if I start

gambling I might not be able to stop you

know what all successful gamblers have

what's that addictive personalities oh

all right I never thought about it that

way you seem tense

let me a drink really I mean wouldn't it

be smarter to stay sober from gonna

gamble seize the day

hey let's gamble huh well there are a

lot of boats here Brendon which one goes

to Europe that one okay I have a plan

all right

yes see those boxes that guy is loading

yeah we sneak into the boxes and then

let him carry us aboard bing bang boom

we go to Europe

Jason those boxes are too small we'll

never fit in them oh really mm-hmm those

boxes are pretty small Jason yeah yeah

I'm not following okay listen here's a

better idea we not got the guy right and

then we throw them in the water right he

drowns you go to jail hey never mind I

was a crappy plan guys I have an idea

excuse me sir can we go on the boat yeah

yeah yeah yes

high five okay you got ten Shelley no

and I got a queen underneath eBay i

airbus okay ah you can't do that

you just lost money you had 20 stay when

you have 20 right right you know I've

been counting cards so should be a few

aces in there right don't count cards

you don't know how let's try this again

player shows three what do you haven't

read ten to get help me you've got poor

showing hit me

you've got five showing oh you gotta be

kidding me hit me again

we've got six well hit me by Airbus

should sit stay before I'm finished I

got nothing left

this is crap you're some help time

Thanks hey I gotta take a pee but this

and stay at 17

don't take a hit if it's higher than 17

got it alright alright alright okay

things on a freighter can be rough

especially for stowaways food runs dry

sleep comes and frequently rodents

vampires Brendon yeah scurvy

yes it's maybe the hardest thing we've

ever done but it'll be worth cuz soon

we'll all be artists in Europe hey come

on this doors a lot

this is a weird Vader you're right

should we still stow away somewhere I'm

not sure champagne yeah you have a ten

showing hit or stay what do you guys

think ten showing ten underneath hitter

stay 21 21 what did I tell you idiots

naysayers

olia coach Brendon what are you doing

here I'm real I ran away remember I'm

going to Europe on a casino boat I don't

know

wait this boat coast of Europe I guess

so I gotta be back at work tomorrow

alright look I can't talk right now

Brendon I'm really hot but take a few

chips can cash them in play some slots

okay see if you can win me some money

when you do bring it back to me okay if

you see a waitress send her over here I

need a drink

Jason you're wasting all the quarters

yeah McGuirk gave me the money how about

lunch someone else try for a second back

off

alright I'm trying to focus on the slots

Jason you're on a bad streak can't hear

you focusing it's gonna fix itself no

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it's our turn Brenton don't touch my

machine okay

don't touch it and ruin it with your bad

vibes well about this one don't touch

that on either I also know how about

this well that's also mine how many

you're going fire six you really have a

gambling problem

no I don't is mama papa that is uncle

Pedro that is sister Luise that is the

family gardener Tex how much of that

champagne do they have I don't know

dealer busted oh yeah McCook oh my god

how the hell'd you win all this oh man

the second you left I hit a hot streak

Oh huh that's some streak yeah tell me

about it now move I got to get back to

the game here hey let's quit while we're

ahead well go on the bed and we'll throw

it in the air and daddy that man I'm

winning alright you don't stop when

you're winning go away

Kirk but Kirk I've been gambling for a

while we could lose everything

what do you mean what is it wouldn't we

who is we this is me this is my money

I'm winning doll

Otto my money between your money I want

it okay hey let's do this

come outside and bring the chips oh no

I'm winning I'm staying seize the day

but when I say come you see outside come

can Tom find it come hide it give Oh

neato I'm not doing it they're mine I

want it it's my money how much did you

win oh I don't know about $3,000 maybe

more yeah you want it with my money so I

want it by mine

nice honey I want a high high one the

minute you can stop how much did you

give me a hundred right you know what

you know what here's a hundred you know

what they'll worry bit crazy listen to

yourself

crap me too I think I'm seasick hey guys

wanna guess I just want to meet me after

oh I feel so bad I might I might totally

throw up nobody's fighting outside on

the deck I'm coach Association everybody

sees the day what I tell give me it I'm

gonna give you a little bit of why not

get heroin

what are you doing that's the whirlwind

buddy what is that no no no

you two are lucky to be alive yeah it's

true this coffee is good I gotta fill

out a report here so walk me through

this they said you guys are fighting not

fighting you guys don't want to press

charges on each other right how ever we

do want to press charges against diamond

Luz casino cruise for having unsturdy

railings and slippery floors all right

all right you know I'll get someone to

fill the paperwork ha ha he's going to

write up those charges right now

we are going to be rich Ric h-t trust me

I'm a financial expert that you are

actually a lunatic lunatic like a fox

sorry running away didn't really work

out at all you know that's okay Brandon

I went along with it because you were so

excited yeah I almost lived in Europe

because Brendan was excited wasn't

didn't say it was smart

Brendan what happened to that stack of

chips I gave you that's Jason

Oh God Oh God it's true

how much did give us anyway about a

hundred Wow well at least it was

Gamble's instead of being tossed into

the water shut up Melissa Jason you owe

me $100 and I want it I was running away

didn't didn't end up feeling like it hey

don't go in the living room until the

paint dries oh my god this looks

horrible

I'm this purple looks like crap

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