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how long coach McGuirk how long do we

have to stretch coach McGuirk

what it's already been 45 minutes we're

all stretched well like what was I say

you weren't saying anything well what

are you saying I was saying we're all

stretched great what does that mean

we're all stretched out yeah

can we stop who are you it's Melissa

Melissa ho coach McGuirk what's the

matter you don't look so good yeah are

you on another bender would you learn

that word Melissa from you all right no

no of course not Melissa I'm not on a

bender I wouldn't do that to you I just

I haven't haven't slept in four days how

come I mean how come what kind of

question is that Melissa

I just can't all right I can't sleep I

have insomnia what's that

no no insomnia is no it's when you can't

sleep

did you try lying on your bed and you

know having your eyes closed and just

relaxing oh that's genius Melissa what a

great idea let me write that down

so you're saying what I have to do to

fall asleep is go to sleep right no

you're saying Melissa good cuz it's

brilliant you should write a book you

should give seminars alright you'll make

millions of dollars

attention all its omni acts all you have

to do to fall asleep is lie on your bed

alright I'm sorry Melissa I didn't mean

it snap at you alright it's just that I

haven't slept in four nights alright

then I got you peeping in my ear about

stretching I'm just like every other

woman in my life

that's okay but I don't see anything

wrong with you physically no what about

this mmm-hmm well that don't look right

okay well we don't you see an African

Queen I'll be right with you there are

children outside waiting well bring them

in don't give a damn

I don't think look lady you can come on

to me all you want I'm gonna say no

every time all right

oh you're right I'm sorry I got carried

away you know what I'm sorry look

forget about what I said I just need

some help here I haven't slept in four

days

no all right okay there's a sleep center

at the University mm-hmm they do all

kinds of research so maybe they can help

it just seems like a brush-off

it's a referral okay well mr. McGuirk

did you understand the waiver you signed

not really okay great I signed him hmm

all right we're gonna monitor your

brainwaves right now it's a little hook

yep okay okay we're gonna figure out if

we can see what's keeping you up at

night all right

that's the point right mm-hmm it's

pretty bright in here though you know

those lights go off or we do need to

keep those on how do you sleep mmm how

do you go to sleep with the lights yeah

okay can you just go ahead and sit up

straight oh sorry can you hand me that

behind you um I'm sorry it's here Oh so

what uh where do you want me you want me

yes Thanks I don't think ow you can fit

snug okay that is pretty tight just one

more notch okay all right now how much

supposed to sleep with all this stuff on

that well that's for us to worry about

right but I'm not getting blood to my

leg you ever get electrodes put on your

face ow ow that's my eye it's fine guys

one question sure solution yes

is this candid camera sir we're students

we're just trying our best yeah well

here's a suggestion go get someone who

knows what they're doing

Yuri uh sir I'm sorry huh you might be a

little irritable because he haven't

slept yeah that's really maybe what it

is and also maybe you don't know what

you're doing okay I think we're all set

here great

good night it would have been a good

night we leave you alone now you'll see

you in 12 hours I'm not hooked up

it's just everything stupid and I can't

write anything it's damn Brendon yeah

haven't slept now in six days

did he try closing your eyes yeah I

tried that point is is that you can't

really keep my train of thought okay

alright so while I'm talking

I may just coach what what's up you were

saying what are you doing talking here I

guess I mean I guess why are you talking

about practicing Brendon we were because

it's okay we're talking about my

writer's block remember here's what you

do then coach yeah take a scene from a

famous movie right right coach what oh

nothing you were just you were just kind

of starting to tell me like some advice

or something then right and then just

change the names around right right

instead of using the name Vito

Corleone's

yeah call Marty alright but that's

stealing

right so I'm saying don't call it the

Godfather

just change that to called the

grandfather yeah cheap weekend at

Bernie's now I'll write a movie like

that all right you know what I'm out of

here

hey no whoa yeah but your great subjects

yeah you haven't slept in seven days

this is great for our research I'll tell

you something I'm done got it

no more for me if you want a guinea pig

get a rabbit I'll get a guinea pig

okay whoa oh great thank you for coming

anyway yeah if you still can't sleep

please you know consider returning you

know I'm not returning I'm out of here

hey can I keep these though sure and

here's your check mr. McGuirk check it's

your fee for letting a study you hundred

fifty bucks just for this week oh yeah

Wow 150 mm-hmm you bet you do I keep

getting more money if I keep staying

yeah that's how it works yeah all right

let's get going guys hook me up

huh McGuirk one more session you can buy

a DVD player all right you want a DVD

right coach coach stay with me stay with

me

DVD DVD

I am the fries being so tired all right

wake up I need more coffee

I need the noise what happened to the

noise start digging up the street again

for the love of God mr. McGuirk with

mcgerr mr. McGuirk you can't stay here

huh what mr. McGuirk you're sleeping

again

go ahead zombie is cured oh no no no no

no it isn't I was just dozing that's

different

I'm sorry mr. McGuirk we can't do it

anymore do what we can't have you at the

sleep study program if you're sleeping

come on 150 more bucks DVD player he was

a good subject yeah well I better call

the police