[13+] Home Movies (S04E10) - Cho And The Adventures Of Amy Lee HD

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another lonely day I never see my

children or my grandchildren anymore

every day is lonely day what the a

flying box my old marble from when I was

a small child and here's my old rubber

band hey Robbie boy have you been I used

to love playing with these toys wait a

minute who's doing this I'm doing this

who said that I said that I'm invisible

alright I don't believe you I'll prove

it I'm gonna tickle your ear that's it

girls

now I'm gonna punch in the stomach oh oh

that hurts

and now I'm gonna kick you in the knee

okay I believe you I believe you let me

introduce myself my name is Amy Lee I

found this box in my apartment we left

it there a long time ago when you were

just a little boy I brought you back

these toys anonymously to help you wait

but you told me your name was Amy Lee so

how could you be anonymous anymore I am

anonymous because you can't see me

that's not anonymous that's invisible

well if you'd like I could show you just

my head cut cut Melissa that's not in

the script yeah I know but I thought it

would work I don't even get it what do

you mean I wanted to show my head to

prove that I'm invisible

why yeah what does that mean maybe I can

control my invisibility well ok then do

it let me see how that would look

all right see you have to move your

hands down a little bit it's hard to say

without putting your hands up chairs

it's hard to be invisible without saying

whoa I think I just want a little screen

time I'm gonna come down on you guys

well we should really stick to the you

know the actual script that I wrote why

am i giving him these old toys anyway

because it makes him feel good

remember from the script it's like in

the movie Amelie it hasn't that been

done already yeah

it has in that movie Amelie it's Emily

Emily guys please this is way different

when I'm doing I don't know kinda even

the name Amy Lee

sounds like Emily Emily no it doesn't

yes maybe it does a little bit becomes

very similar okay listen let's do it

again okay and something's not working

here I don't know

but let's try with French accents ready

action all right huddle up we've got a

big week of soccer ahead of us

we're playing the first-place team today

and then we're playing him again on

Friday all right

they have the best goalie in the league

he hasn't allowed one goal all year but

just because they're the best team in

the league doesn't mean we can't cheat

and beat them so go out there and kick

some shins play a little dirty get into

their heads all right okay

put your hands in why for the team thing

we do really have we never done that no

I don't like to be touched I think most

of us have like space issues wait a

minute

you telling me we haven't done that

before no we all come up we do that

every game with your hands and go out

usually you just doesn't make sense for

me to do it alone that's what we always

say yeah well the whole point of doing

it as a team is to show that we're

together for the other team they see us

they were fired up all right forget it

let's go fine go go blendin just go all

right where to the field yes to the

field okay

goalie or what Brendan okay please just

go kick it Melissa

kick it yeah in your face goalie in your

face haven't been scored on huh well now

you have now you have what the hell is

that

there goes your perfect season all my

hard work down the drain that's hot

good one Brendan sort of thanks there's

some ice for my face please hey good job

Brian oh yeah nice goal bredrin

thanks thank you yay yay for Brendan all

right we lost 14 to 1 but we scored a

goal on the best goalie in the league

that's something we get another shot at

that loser on Friday now we know his

weakness what's that

boring accidentally some fluke something

like this could turn our whole season

around we're gonna have double practices

all week we're gonna work hard we're

gonna train better we're gonna let's go

go

speech over go to your homes good game

go home see your parents why do they

keep playing the music the game is over

that's good bad that was the luckiest

goal I've ever seen my whole life yeah I

know yeah well I hate you well hey you

don't even know me wait till you get to

know me then he can hate me okay you

ruined my scoreless streak buddy you

suck yeah well um too bad too bad what

too bad that's right it's okay Melissa

don't no it's not okay I can't stand

kids like you you think you're so tough

yeah good-looking you think you're so

tough and good-looking what she's gonna

fight your battles for you hey maybe I

will you want a fight huh you want a

wrestle let's go you leave Brendon and

Melissa alone yeah kill kill whatever I

will get you later hey thanks guys I

think you really scared him yeah thanks

guys

yeah um thanks ain't gonna do it what do

you mean hello we just save your lives

what you're not even gonna repay us I

don't understand we have to pay them so

who's this kid that went after you do I

know him no I don't think I know him

either I found out his name is Cho Cho

what's that short for ch chump yeah he's

one of those drop-dead gorgeous hunks

who thinks he's so cool

you know a real loser huh

what mmm are these oatmeal raisin um I'm

allergic to oh oh oh

let's get a rash no biggie what if we

did something anonymous for Walter and

Perry yeah but then they wouldn't notice

from us and they'd feel like we still

owe them Melissa's right right why don't

we buy them Oh like a sports utility

vehicle

they're very popular what if we just

hang out with them I would want to do

that Jason's right I guess no one really

hangs out with him ever do they right

that's why maybe they'd appreciate it

spent some time with him yeah all right

fine sure that sounds good well speaking

of spending time with someone Brendon

you promised your grandfather you'd help

him clean out his closets this week

did I promise yeah you promised him

you'd help him with the spring cleaning

Joey euphemism yeah no that's what it

sounds like cleaning out the closet

buddy real closets so Brendon yes I

think a promise is a promise especially

to an old man who's gonna die soon all

right tell them I'm coming Thank You

Betty your Grandpa's dying

we're all dying Melissa it's always nice

to come over to the smallest time and I

find a pet dinosaur like a t-rex and I

wouldn't have to worry about anybody

bothering me ever be awesome and

probably named him like a cool name like

t-bone

teatime or Tito the t-rex ice-t what are

you talking about an imaginary pet

dinosaur yeah when I sing that stuff out

loud

yeah I've been riding alongside its

whole time yeah I should really pay

attention when I'm walking around

anybody could be listening to me in

there that was weird how what are you

doing what do you mean what am i doing

what are you doing what's going on my

grandfather's house up in I'll give you

a lift

sure you got money I got a couple bucks

all right get in

don't worry about that kid show Brendon

yeah I was just wound too tight yeah

that's the problem with elementary

school sports they push you and they

push you yeah and you lose your

childhood I don't do that to the kids no

I know I don't want them to succeed

that's why we're a horrible team no I

know that kids probably having an awful

time having to win every game and

feeling that pressure yeah I appreciate

the ride by the way don't mention it

well don't think I don't know I said

don't mention it Brendon yeah okay

see I feel like I have to because it's

been about 15 minutes and we haven't

moved yet you know Joe's father is his

coach did you know that Brendan no well

he is I know how rough that can be my

dad was my coach once he was yeah what

sport did you play well wasn't exactly a

sport you know I don't mean to rush here

anything but my grandfather's really

wish I was a Scottish Highland dancer

Brendan you what I was a Scottish

Highland dancer and my dad was my coach

and he pushed a little too hard there I

said it

Wow there's there's a picture who's that

that's me that's not you it is that was

me when I was 12

Wow yeah there's my dad Wow there's the

President of Scotland oh is that like

step dancing no Brendan nothing like

that crap it's not Irish it's Scottish

but aren't you Irish

yeah but am i gay it's different it's

like a sport all right

people died was that way that music made

you crying I wasn't crying Brendan I was

remembering with tears I'm sorry it's

not crying so where are you good was I

good was I good Brendan I was one of the

best that's what I was okay I was one of

the best so what happened I had a

breakdown on stage in the Nationals in

the final competition at the felt forum

at Madison Square Garden really was

between me and this girl Maggie

McFarland yeah she was over seven feet

tall and you have to understand that

Scottish Highland dancing it's all in

the legs sure right

so she had a distinct advantage over me

because I have squat legs okay that

makes a difference with the judges squat

look at him Brendan okay but I tried I

was up there I was pushing myself yeah I

fell and I lost and I never danced again

and that will stay with me for the rest

of my life but here is what Maggie

McFarland's doing now the Queen of

Scottish Island dancing you keep her

clippings well that's just some of them

have the rest at home over this it could

have been me she's making millions off

it look at me Brendan what am i year

I'm a soccer coach yeah get out Brendon

get out what did I do

get out get out go walk to your

grandfather I do bye look at this

Brandon it's my old college sweatshirt

wow that's really nice you have lovely

tasting crap and here's my old megaphone

you know I was a cheerleader in college

cheerleader that's great yeah what's

that over there

Oh Lord in a play College oh here's my

old boxing gloves I use the box in

college too these are heavy

well I lined them with bb's what little

metal balls like ball bearings little

papa

so your mother tells me there's some kid

after you yeah kind of yeah this guy

well well show you a few moves that's

okay

you know no come on hit me Brendon what

your me hit me in the face I'm not gonna

hit you no matter your frame afraid

what's the matter Mary twinkle chuckles

hit me stop calling me that

see what happens when you mess with me

are you okay I think I'm blind I can't

see you told me to hit you

Brandon hit you again look you're a mess

you look horrible what's the matter

Florence Nightingale wanna take me to

the hospital

come on hit me don't call me forever

okay you splattered up a little bit of

blood oh what's the matter Mary Kay if I

ruined your dress

what'd you call me Oh Mary I hate your

cosmetics on me

don't do that don't beg your pardon me

lady

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we're here to hang with you no I want to

do that so bad we'll go shopping how

about that random what do you think I

think maybe you should let that kid beat

me up Brandon would you buy just

something for my grandfather Walter what

are you doing nothing shut up Melissa

are you stealing no hey you go Walter

shoosh you nobody needs to know you guys

are gonna get in trouble we know what

we're to if we know it did this before

yeah Jason are you stealing

geez you guys aren't what I thought

you'd be like at all yeah you're

different yeah very different it's good

to be different well I'm getting a

migraine oh my god me too

meet you tunnel vision me too well guys

we're gonna get going I'll see you guys

tomorrow guys hey whoa whoa guys where

are we oh my god

no no I think we're lost yeah well well

well looks like we meet again

Jason so the three blind mice Moe Larry

and Shirley name's Melissa I wasn't

talking to you

who are you I'm your worst nightmare is

so old huh let me wipe the cobwebs off

that line Jason seriously though come on

stale how about I wipe the cobwebs off

it with your face oh that's actually

better Jason but technically my worst

nightmare to date is I'm sitting in a

high chair and I'm breastfeeding my own

mother and she suddenly opens her mouth

I see my father's hands yeah yeah okay

all right I get it shut up you give me

the creeps

oh yeah what are you gonna do about it

you're gonna hug us to death with those

muscles no I'll tell you what I'm gonna

do I got a special delivery for you it's

right here on the end of my fist she's

this guy is totally full of hackneyed

blinds

no one's here to save you this time so

who's first

um first okay I'm gonna try something

okay look Joe I think you're taking this

whole thing way too seriously

no I'm not beating you up it's fun for

me it's therapy listen Joe I understand

I bet it's tough having a father as a

coach what did you say about my father

nothing nothing nothing I'm just saying

shut up cut it up my father's a great

coach Wow he pushes me because I need to

be personal he's great to me because he

loves me it wasn't for my father I

wouldn't be here beating you up

right no ow oh he wants us for me to

work hard and be absolutely perfect

without any flaws in a almost impossibly

unhuman way hey Joe can I call you Joe

then how about this are you happy um no

do you want to be in a movie movie a

melee all my life

I've done what my father wants me to do

never what I want

hey listen Joe it's okay we'll just do

it again all right one mistake doesn't

hurt okay take 32 and action Amy Lee

I've done what my father wants god

oh man I'll get it right I'll get it

right relax

yeah just pretend that the camera is

nothing more than a box or the lens that

tapes you doing your lines oh okay

Amy Lee all my life I've done what my

father wanted me to do never what I

wanted to do yeah did it oh man that was

great

didn't really good show you did a great

job you did Thanks No thank you guys I

really needed this so what now maybe a

quick workout no I think I'm just gonna

go you know finding field of Wheaton

lie down and veg out veg want company I

think it'll be cool if I'm alone Perry

Perry that's enough no more Melissa yeah

how long has it been

was I supposed to be timing Perry Hayden

breathe

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whoa Harry I was so worried that my

thoughts from Harry you're so good at

holding your breath

you're like Houdini I think he got brain

damage I think it's kind of cute thank

you how long do we have to hang out with

him I think we're done

all right everybody huddle up oh hey

Paula

who's the pirate hi John this is my

father Sam hey all right cool eyepatch

brandon punched me all right so we got a

big game today hey coach coach Brendon

while I'm in the middle of a speech here

this is for you kind of a bad time to

give me a gift let's just take it take

it I think you'll find it rather

interesting from Amy Lee what the hell

is a mealy what's in the box

shut up Fenton hmm it's a big box

Brendon what the hell is this

it belonged to my grandfather you can

have it I don't want it

Brendon why would coach McGuirk want a

kilt because he's a Scottish Highland

dancer that's Scottish was good coach

McGuirk you're a dancer coach McGuirk's

a dancer coach McGuirk's a Thailand

dancer not a dancer but I thought you

said that you were I'm not a dancer I am

NOT a dancer yes you are I'm dancing

is she dancing I can't see it

dad he's dancing is it just going nuts

I'm a dancer dad I'm a dancer I'm a

cramp cramp dammit

what come on that wasn't bad it just

looks like you need some work you don't

understand Scottish Highland dancing

well what else you got in the bag Amy

what oh right Hey here grandpa what's

this it's a half shirt

oh what a half shirt I bought it for you

I thought you might want to be a

cheerleader again just like the old days

back in college I didn't do that

you didn't say you weren't a cheerleader

no I just like those megaphone things

but I'll be your cheerleader no dad dad

careful

oh hey I'm dancing here sister can out

how you planned Amy yes splendidly I am

dancing we just start the game Wow look

at Joe he's changed he's a freak Joe

what is going on have you gone nuts dude

relax it's cool man it's cold look like

did to my Cho my beautiful perfect Joe

you wrote him stupid Amy Lee stop stop

what is wrong with you people

this is pure Scottish Highland dancing

you don't get no better show than this

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Beverly Hills California for Maggie

MacFarlane please

Scottish Highland Queen thanks hello

Maggie Maggie MacFarlane just looking up

numbers no no I didn't

I didn't kill my sister