Funeral Home - 1980 MORE MOVIES ON BRIGHTFLIXX

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I can't make it go over we'll go poor

little girl will be sitting out there

and I put a little no we're wondering

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shoo

away

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Hey all right yes yes thank you do you

know what mrs. Chalmers places not

Chalmers the Bombers because my brother

Joe just joined the police forces spring

he really likes the show ah well I'm

gonna help my grandmother run a new

tourist home for the summer he turned

that whole place into a tourist home I

don't think he'd catch me stay in there

I mean well you know

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look at you you're all drawn up

did you get my neti gram bit yes but

that old [ __ ] wouldn't start I've been

in there boarding a neighbor to see if

he could come pick me wrong

how it okay Rick gave me a lift well

thanks goodness I was so worried you

want one of the Yates boys aren't you

yes ma'am you all grow up so quickly I

don't know who's who anymore no no no

that's quite all right turn man I'm

perfectly capable thank you very much

for your help

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yes was your mother sure a long time ago

yeah just as well no they're not too

pleased about opening my home to

strangers

Oh your granddad wasn't the proof he was

such a private person behind the

circumstances he'd understand grandma oh

I don't know he was such a proud man oh

he was a fine gentleman he wasn't out

standing man in the community religious

- never happened to him grandma mom just

never give me any straight edge well why

didn't he answers dearie just

disappeared one day

does it be vanished into thin air but

and now I'm forced to make this big old

house into a tourist Homer give it up

never think of doing that now don't you

worry you and I are gonna make a million

bucks this summer that's why I'm here I

don't know who's that man grandma that's

Billy Hibbs that your Grandad's helper

caretaker at the cemetery he does our

job to me in return for his room and

board he's not very bright so I let him

have the shack around at the back of the

house no nothing but start eating around

you would have any idea how long it's

been here do you say at all yes

you have an idea was Kroger to sound

like one nut developer seller was

driving a few weeks back when he was

trying to buy a ball away found by Mike

Hewitt you uh still looking for him yeah

we had a missing persons on him for

three weeks now this is all right Wow

why would anyone wanna what a nice all

right like that never

well it could be for a lot of reasons

Sam like what well it's it's a lot of

police jargon that you wouldn't

understand that's cool [ __ ] that's

better better ok good car tell me

something what happens if nobody claims

huh I I don't know why was I my land

that's why I found her listen Sam we'll

be sending the truck out here in a

couple hours okay and Melissa hi I don't

touch it don't touch anything hey you

understand

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what is it an old-age home told you it's

a tourist home Oh give me a break will

you

what are you staring at yeah hi kid

any chance to get the room tonight all

the hotels in town are filled up yeah

two of them oh well we have some fine

room come on in you must be the little

ladies big sister browning gamma they

may be staying the weekend and this is

mr. David Wright how do you do sir

oh you're gonna love it here they can't

get rid of me mr. browning are you here

on business or pleasure well a little of

both I was salesman for Conklin

appliances you know you won't believe

this but right

Sparty won't believe it isn't she just

terrific well Heather why don't you show

mr. mrs. browning their room hey good

idea yeah let's take a look at the old

digs okay boy I love these old places

love the character

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oh don't

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not bad not bad good body good yeah are

you gonna spoil our weekend just doesn't

stay in hotel made a creek tell you what

Harry expand you wanna go away for a

weekend do me a favor okay

bring the wife and kids along they'd

love it here you can go fishing

mr. Davis I'm loving wife can chat up

deerforce Chalmers and wonderment but

back to your kid tell us back

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stooping

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you can go yeah I don't let anyone see

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no no mrs. Chalmers where he's right do

you recall this exactly how many times

it came by well it's hard to remember my

case she came by a couple of times

before time it came by four time yes

that's right kept persisting I told him

that I couldn't possibly sell the place

I mean what would I tell James can you

remember anything else mrs. Chalmers

anything no ghost that he wasn't a very

nice man

he even wanted to move the cemetery some

way James wouldn't like that um have you

heard anything from your husband at all

mrs. Chalmers no but I expect we will

soon well I understand um well thank you

very much you've been a lot of help have

a nice day

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my goodness Joe you look real handsome

in your uniform mister how are you you

know I had the flu a couple of weeks ago

and it's left me with these dizzy spell

- it scares the life out of me I'm sorry

to hear that I think you're gonna have

to move your car you've got me blocked

off here mr. browning wake up mr. Brown

come on wake up

shame on you we've been here all night

like this it's a mess but you have my

house turned into a beer parlor now I

want you out today oh Jesus if it's 9:30

but I am appointment in town you tell or

I'll sue this afternoon some time okay

tell the kid to clean up the mess I'll

give her a bucket later who was that one

of the guests

mr. browning said they had an

appointment that he'd see you later wait

what am I supposed to do around here all

day my breakfast is all over

get yourself something in the kitchen

oh I didn't think I knew it makes me

feel sick

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I I was just looking for some paint for

the boats grandma said I'd find some in

here

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come on Ruby I'll see you at the bazaar

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Oh God Wow beautiful things make them

for the local stores oh can I have this

Tiger Lily

I just love wearing flowers in my hair

hey I sure did the decor of this place

I've got real class yes this was the

slumber room when we had the funeral

home if you want no you gotta be kidding

good now I'm here I felt so strange in

this place oh well no offense mind you I

mean I I really like the color scheme

and it's so clean cleanliness is next to

godliness mrs. browning

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just come with me

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well I do the lucky little girl and I

certainly like to keep you busy well I

don't mind that's why I'm here know

where I can rest my weary bones and get

a little Sun well if you follow this

path you're up the hill he'll come to

the quarry everybody goes there come on

I'll show you

huh exciting is the rest of the place

hi how are you hello this is more like

it looking for someone to go swimming

with hey do you want to pick up some

furniture with me this evening

I take y'all for hamburger afterwards

sounds great what time pick you up maybe

around 7:30 look I'll see you around uh

nice meeting you I got this table off

key you got to take a look at this quant

over the band

that's what I like to see big strong man

doing a man's work

what's your name gotta have a name Louis

you know Billy you're gonna turn me on

if you keep up all that he-man yeah

I look at me Billy like the way I look

I asked you a question bill like the way

I look

yeah you'd like to look at my body don't

would you like to touch me you'd like to

make love to me wouldn't you

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so where the hell have you been I've

been trying to get you on the box for a

half hour turn it off

I had to do some real intense thing what

you know rather in the past couple weeks

Fred you know that real estate fella

well he was trying to buy up everything

from here to the main highway

now that's nearly 2000 acres yeah so so

what for

now if we knew that we'd probably know

why he disappeared when you forget about

that real estate guy forget we've had

six missing person reports in the past

two years and we don't have a lead on

one of them you know how many people are

missing all over America every day of

the year there are thousands that's how

many and most of them disappeared

because they want to disagree but this

is a small community yeah yeah I'm nice

quiet little town so when you quit

making like the FBI Joe I don't like to

have to remind you that you're still on

probation I'm just trying to get down to

all no Joe just go out and give some

tickets with you boy Oh to the tourists

and Joe what it's a radio on yeah

purpose

hey Charlie you rest anyone today the

trouble link now this town takes me

seriously all thinking like I'm on home

town the kid how last but you are well

look at him on the police force no when

people should start showing a horse that

developers carbine fountain yeah well

the sheriff and Frank aren't even

conservatively I just trying to lose

himself that is a pretty good place to

hide the car I mean that wouldn't be

found until winter right now would give

him a pretty good head start wherever he

was going come on Rick I mean why

wouldn't a guy just leave his car in the

city in a car loan or something right

bring it all the way out here it's

pretty hard to lose a Porsche in the

city you know I share board maybe not a

poor get your head off the counter Joe

smart not what I mean

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okay then asking me this why is the guy

gonna hustle so much trying to make me

inaudible to be suddenly gonna make

himself disappear to throw people off

the track everyone were you it seems the

way haven't made jokes but I still think

I'm onto something

yeah sure like the time he thought the

gas station was being robbed all he were

doing was moving the stock I'm tired

Billy what's this the parking in a

no-parking zone

yeah I'm your brother like I said a good

example

Weill mom hears about this Joey grandma

I know I will after this you're going to

be late I've still got a few minutes I

believe I made myself clear this morning

I asked you to leave my house by evening

I paid for the weekend and the weekend

ends tomorrow now look I am NOT going to

have two people staying in my house who

live in sin now your relationship is

immoral please leave tomorrow

come on Harry we're gonna be late for

the dance good night mrs. Chalmers see

you in the morning

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pologize yeah

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can I see you again soon

sure

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you're finally back my life being just

worried sick about you now where have

you been until this hour well we were

just driving around grandma and then

there was this big fight at the dance

hall all kinds of police there and

everything well now look I am

responsible for you Heather now your

mother wouldn't approve of this

supposing she telephoned and you weren't

here she left me date well your

grandfather never let her date at your

age he wouldn't approve of this oh well

we won't tell him will we Rama mmm are

you talking to in the basement I wasn't

talking to anybody now come on young

lady up to bed get some sleep

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this is why miss Jones how you doing

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grandma mr. mrs. brownie must have left

last night your car is gone in there

beds are still made out good good

riddance to bad rubbish well I'm going

into town now you want to come with me

oh well Rick is coming over alright

alright I understand well I won't be

long dear Oh mrs. Collins if I catch a

ride with you mr. Davis you're not going

fishing today no I have a few things to

do in town well maybe coefficience

evening well Heather says the boats all

vanish good

now I get the quarter

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well I must say I think it's remarkable

mrs. Charles how independent you are and

able to cope without your husband you

learn pretty early in life mr. Davis

when you're married to an undertaker

people can be very insensitive you know

and they've got foolish attitudes

concerning the funeral profession I can

imagine people company very close

sometimes they never got to James so he

claimed that God's work wasn't easy and

he ignored them each loved one got his

full attention Oh mine used to make them

look so good you know no matter how old

or how sick

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mr. Chalmers considered a funeral sacred

once a person was dead they were in

God's hands you know some people wanted

to photograph their dead folk but dad

wouldn't allow it there was one

exception though a young boy must have

been about eight or nine

family was so poor that they'd never had

a picture taken of the land

imagine they were so pleased to have a

picture to remember him by I'll never

forget

dad mr. Chalmers had that sensitivity

about him

and what happened to it he died a few

years ago oh I'm sorry I didn't know

that's not necessary mr. Dickens God has

appointed each of us a special time

where would you like to get off

oh well anywhere right here by the

library would be fine

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hi Georgia oh oh I sold everyone

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Wow what a lot of neat stuff press backs

in that table

I don't you want to smell them Rick but

I'll talk to her

what about the cellar anything down

there ma'am

grandma keeps the padlock on the door

what for

I don't know guess cuz are strangers up

well we're gonna holler low ladies our

Rick yeah yeah I know another way come

on it used to be another door around

here somewhere

come on anyone's been around here for a

while Rick I don't think she wanted to

be around mine is where the bodies were

brought in

hey come on it's open I don't want to go

in

maybe there's a body inside I don't

think that's funny Rick

Rick

whoa wha look at this old thing

yeah exactly as it was left you know

your granddad was the only one that

District who had a Cadillac hearse Wow

look the things only gone three thousand

six hundred and fifty seven miles waters

hardly even broken in must have been an

accident or something

hey what you got I never

someone with initials HD wonder who HD

thing that really happen why else would

it be here that here

I don't want it it's just the necklace

silly come on let's get out of here you

know

you very much and sell this little

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Dennison to collectors like to buy the

cars like that restore them what were

you doing in the garage I told you we're

just looking at the old furniture on the

loft when Rick wanted to know there was

any more in the cellar

the cellar

you didn't go down and so no but that's

how we saw the hearse in the garage you

must never go down in the cellar do you

understand yeah

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oh nice

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what are you thinking about when we were

kid we used to come here and scare cells

about that old house and what was inside

you know I only saw my grandfather a

couple of times and I was very small

don't really remember him but everyone

says he was nice

tell me about my grandfather Oh what do

you I know but when you're a kid you

really put me on the spot you know I

want to know well I came here this one

time must have been seven seven eight

years old just over there in the field

we've come here hanging around making up

crazy stories and yelling names are we

just brats you see any dead people nope

my brother says when you die it could

have big melee just to make sure I'm

supposed to be home at 8:00 I better hey

chicken liver come on over here there's

another window

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he was just plain mean and he had a bad

drinking problem two people said he was

pretty unhappy mad

maybe that's what happens to you when

you're not lying to work

somebody's got to do it though all right

Heather now your mother phoned again

tonight dear when you were out now

you're gonna have to stop coming home so

late you're welcome to come in and have

tea with this young man no Rick has to

get up early tomorrow and so do we

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just like who came in trouble

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well well mr. Davis how are you today

Oh fine thank you just fine oh it's

constable Yates in no he's not can I

help you ah well I was wondering if

maybe you had any more information for

me I gathered from our last conversation

as you might have you know nothing I

checked around myself and she worked at

the cafe down the street for

approximately three months during the

fall about two years ago and she that's

the same way she came hmm

well I've been hearing some gossip

around town and I don't know pipe under

making it there look mr. Davis this is a

very small town and a lot of very bored

people live here

during the offseason there's not much

else for them to do but sit around and

talk so just take whatever you hear with

a grain of salt all right well well

thank you very much for your told

sheriff no trouble tells you goodbye

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excuse me

I'm Barry Oaks huh what can I do for you

I understand you've been asking a few

questions around town I like maybe I can

help you out

yeah what wow you know it's cool beer

would help to uh oh sure yes of course

calling

now please be very careful when you

unload them because they crash easily

Ranma you relax now you mind when I say

it's such a worrywart

just like Maura

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The Undertaker come on Heather all you

do is moan I know

guess it's that house grandma

she was in the past always talking about

my grandfather giving his opinion about

everything that they were still alive

I mean she just doesn't have a mind of

her own always his opinion why aren't

you coming to my brother's place tonight

get away from that house maybe

Rick what would you say if I told you

I've heard voices coming from the

basement

people arguing say I'm crazy huh I see

you're coming to my brother's place

getting away from that house putting

adeptia I wouldn't be that way if

grandma had grandpa it's awful the way

he just disappeared nobody knowing what

happened to him

poppet Heather we know was about your

grandfather

what what are you talking about you want

to keep saying he disappeared okay

ran off with another woman that's a lie

a dirty lyin you know it you Hughley

didn't know did you

who I don't believe you Heather your

grandmother was hospitalized with a

nervous breakdown your grandfather he

met another woman and he ran off with

her collide why I don't believe all

those things you said about my

grandfather when you were kids either

just Rebecca what you think of and it's

so wonderful to be able to study the

Word of God and to see exactly when

watching let's do Bayless you're just in

time for a cup of evening tea oh no no

thank you I am just off a little evening

fishing right I just thought I'm looking

at you first

well it's a lovely night work do you

know that mr. Chalmers used to love to

sit out on the brand and have his

evening tea mrs. Chalmers have have you

ever heard of a woman called Helena

Helena Davis see she's my wife and I've

been looking for her and I

traced her right at his town and to his

house

I've been talking to people in town and

they told me that my wife

ran off with your husband see

they they disappeared at the same time

mr. Jonathan that that can't be just a

coincidence calendar I don't know what

you're talking about I'm talking rubbish

mr. Chalmers and I could never abide

vicious God please mr. Chavez I know

this must be very difficult for you but

I think it's best we talk about it after

all we might be able to help each other

now listen that's enough of this

nonsense I just stop it I've never heard

of a Helena I don't want to upset you

but today in town I met a man who knew

your husband and the element no more I

will not stand by and listen to vicious

gossip about my husband the same is

Perry Oakes do odd jobs around town here

you do know him don't ruins jobs he told

me he was working right here in her

house and I courted his fear

when he was fugly

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all lines Jarvis was a fine gentleman

I'm not sure I don't know why you're

trying to hurt me with your stories

sorry please and what about you kids huh

what do you know about all this

maybe everything huh about it hips you

want to talk to me I love my muffin I'm

sure you've been a great help to mrs.

Chalmers since her husband disappeared

strange wasn't it I disappeared like

that right into thin air but I guess you

do not own anything about it to you

no I guess not

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what do you want

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I think you lost something thought it

might be in there grandmother had me put

our new lock key yes yes I'll do that

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hello Suzanne look would you just drop

the light down no look please who is

that

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can understand why mr. Davis would leave

without saying a word it's just not like

I'm not to say goodbye he probably had

his reasons who is obviously not coming

back all of his things are gone this is

a tourist home dear

become so attached to the guest mr.

Davis was different he was our friend he

was aghast dear just like all the others

yes hi I'm Sudan I gotta go home and I

got an itch my nap

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okay I think I have it all if we come up

with anything we'll contact you mr.

price thank you all right are you gonna

tell me you're gonna sit there smirking

all day we got another one traveling

salesman by the name of Harry brownie he

was supposed to have been through here

last weekend and he had something heard

of sense so the guys are salesmen maybe

went out on another town and that was

his boss he was supposed to be back to

work Monday morning the last time they

heard from him was five days ago only

telephone from here are you kidding wait

to go in swimming and get her bathing

suit wet the only way oh isn't he a big

pickle

yeah come on I want a picture of your

beautiful boy for my locker door why

don't you buy yourself a picture of

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hey what's the matter it's Linda she

Dovan right after you she doesn't even

surfaced yet what

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this is my brother too young fella

rescued the girl well where can i both

did good wood I understand they stayed

at your grandmother's home the night

before they died Joe yeah don't you go

have a talk with mr. Chalmers

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conversation was short and to the point

I told them to leave and they agreed

well did did anyone else speak to them

suppose so I just probably the last if

that's what you mean I wonder do you

think I can see the room they stayed in

well don't be silly what for it's just

really it's just routine I'm supposed to

check these kind of things out I have

known you since you were a little boy

Joe Yates now do you think that I'm

hiding something no no it's not that

it's just that well sheriff ray I mean

he asked me to come down and check a few

things out well you can tell sheriff

Rach for me that I think it's absolutely

ridiculous and I'm surprised at both of

you yes ma'am could I see the room now

ma'am

oh very well a grandma Rick and I are

going to the hospital to see how Linda

is remind you're not late

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well we have to make sure that they

didn't leave anything behind

I wonder if I might ask mr. Davis to

take questions left last night he left

he was strange

why do you say that what is it it's

nothing I was just thinking out loud um

was there anyone else staying here

during that period oh just the Burns

family but they left yesterday also oh

well I wonder if I might get mr. Davis

and the Burns family's addresses and uh

that'll be fine

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come on everything's gonna be okay

just also horrible dying like that in

the car and then pointing to finding

them well it's all over now I guess it's

just best to forget about it remember

what I told you about those voices in

the cellar yeah well there's somebody

down there I know my grandmother's

hiding someone Heather Oh Rick please

you've gotta listen to me

I'm telling me true there is something

wrong in that house

something evil you still think your

grandmother's hiding someone down there

Oh Rick I've heard her talking to him

look my grandmother is afraid of

something and I think it's down in that

cellar

okay look after we see Linda I'm coming

home with you and we're gonna take a

look around down there then maybe we'll

clear up this nonsense once and for all

do you feel better now

afraid come on

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jack-bots the small tools we face beer

cans and cables Norse anything strange

Frank no it's no luggage no no personal

belongings go away for the weekend yeah

but you gotta brush your teeth you're

gonna wear the same socks for three days

but since I've been on the force nothing

surprises me anymore well let the whole

engine got tore out it's probably all

still at the bottom of the quarry no the

divers checked out the whole area

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dad push push push push

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push push push push push push

nice cat

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mrs. Chalmers that you

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mr. Taylor

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looser showers down here

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Thank You children

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sure you'd want me to come in from all

the lights around

ramaa probably gone to bed I could check

the cellar like I said it's too late

maybe tomorrow besides I feel a little

better now

are you sure see you tomorrow then

well maybe we could have a call before

you go I guess it's not that late sure

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grandma are you down here come on Rick

let's get out of here

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come on Rick let's go

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here

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ignoring don't why wouldn't he he knows

everywhere it's nobody

Thank You palette you your turn going to

take care of you now

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you know I find you

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James you shut up

meddling fool you're always making

excuses

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where are you

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no no that's my brother's fan so

somebody's gotta be around what do you

think you're gonna [ __ ] I don't know

about that lucky just gotta be somewhere

no come on

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oh how are you doing here what are you

doing here yeah

thank you Joe - should it be should we

go upstairs in and we'll talk about it

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well mrs. Chalmers had been at an

institution for six months with a

nervous breakdown she arrived home that

night shortly after berry Oaks actually

found her husband with a strange woman

pletely out of her head and while she's

as strong as any three men I know around

these parts

now she cornered them in the garage got

him first and then she could have

stopped Lena Davis

pretty gruesome stuff and why does she

preserve him that last well they've been

living together for so long and she said

that she just couldn't bear the thought

of not having him around to talk to so

she apparently pickled the old guy and

then she went on with life is oh nothing

ever happened what's all this well we're

still looking for for other people who

disappeared shortly after that mr. Davis

is exactly where she said he'd be along

with his wife so we figure we better

just dig them all out it and never know

we doing on my brand-new car

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