Published June 3, 2023, 1:20 a.m. by Violet Harris
[13+] cartoon is not appropriate for persons younger than 13 years of age because some episode contains mild coarse language and violence, mild drug and sexual references and themes.
cartoon centers around brendon small, an ambitious eight-year-old filmmaker, who shoots movies in his basement with his two best friends in their spare time, while coming to terms with adolescence, life, and relationships. (Maybe brendon's movie making can inspire your home movie making!) He lives with his divorced mother and his adopted baby sister. He develops a skewed father/son-like relationship with his short-tempered soccer coach, john mcguirk.
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NOTE: I could not get better video quality for season one because original published digital material is like this, shaky, flickering and trembling.
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no get in here bring it in I don't know
what you're doing out there what are you
doing out there because in my mind
soccer is played with a ball right I
wasn't trying to run towards the goal
you're not getting points by running
through the goalposts the ball has to go
through brother let me show you
something all right
maybe this will give you a little
incentive all right look at my arm right
there see that yeah I got that when I
was 18 years old I'll tell you something
yeah I regret it coz this tattoo don't
come off right I have a tattoo of a
cow's head because I love that cheese
then I get the cow I go in there I'm a
little drunk I say give me the cow head
from that cheese I love that cheese ah I
have a cow a cheese cow on my arm
Brendan don't get a tattoo that's what
I'm telling you okay play soccer right
and take a look at my chest
I gotta go mr. McGuirk look at that
that's nice mr. from the Chiquita banana
I got that tattooed on my chest I'm an
idiot
I got trade my products all over my body
it's like going to a market because I
was drunk one night don't live like me
all right now you go out there and play
great
no I'm gonna crack the egg I'm gonna
crack the eggs because if you do it
you're gonna drip it all down the side
of the bowl I know I know not on purpose
honey mommy can't deal with spills mom
no I guess what I got them I finished
the preview for my movie I'd really like
to get to play would you please look at
it please please mom yes yes go ahead
and show me okay here goes it's a what's
it called it's called the dark side of
the law he's a dirty cop stands one
people don't understand me I wanted to
make a difference cop Jason we we watch
the Academy together
buddy you're a good cop don't try to
sweet-talk me huh you know is it too
early to start right in the speech yeah
you know I'd like to thank my mother
yeah don't worry you're in there
somewhere that's my mother in the back
row with a damp cloth
hey brain can I tell you something mmm
it's kind of weird I mean it's it it's
not that big a deal I want to let you
know that I'm I'm gonna go out tonight
no are you going I'm gonna go on a date
you going on
yep I remembered that you're supposed to
do that I thought that what you do is
not do that women are supposed to go on
dates especially newly divorced women
there's most a spring before it no and
think about me life and youth I am
perhaps you're supposed to go on a date
I've been hiding my life under your
under your dad's bushel mom that's naked
wait wait there's one more thing I want
to tell you who I'm going out with I'm
going out with mr. McGuirk come again
mr. McGuirk my soccer coach
yes Brendon yes oh wait your mom's going
on a date with yes Dirk the jerk I don't
understand
it's let me tell you about women a
little bit Melissa hey guys hi dad hi
Eric nice sandbox pal
I'm kidding no it's a aren't you too old
to be playing in the sandbox
I'm not playing then I'm sitting in a
sandbox this is where I come to reflect
on things and looking for I'm looking
for answers to questions I'm looking for
solutions to problems I I am I came out
here and I've been digging up things and
I found this again what's going on
Brendon I'm kind of in a bad mode Missy
we gotta get going tell my dad maybe he
could help you know how you pick us up
and coach McGuirk's there mmm big fat
crappy Irish guy well yeah I mean that's
not the problem right the problem is
that he's dating my mom tonight going
out on a date
mm-hmm that that's T you have so much
going on somebody had to be happy about
now Melissa tells me about your ideas
for movies I've seen some of your early
work and it's wonderful no thank you
yeah your favorite one don't put me on
the spot I'm sorry you know I just
appreciate the gesture Melissa we have
to be at mr. buck studio in 10 minutes
antennas yeah we have made a commitment
what are you guys talking about
we're gonna play at this recital in
three weeks and listen I we've been
practicing this Sonata
it's a Mozart piano and violin sonata I
don't even know you played violin Erick
certainly learning things about you well
this is only the first thing yeah I mean
this is the first thing I've ever
learned what I like that yeah I feel
strangely like cheered up by you're
playing it's a new awkward feeling that
I'm gonna have to deal with I'm like a
minstrel I guess I like to go into this
date with almost a chip on my shoulder
how dare he ask me out how dare anybody
put me through this I'm wearing just
this is my feeling right now I'm at the
precipice of my life I'm at a turning
point I've decided that I'm just gonna
go dressed how I am dressed because
otherwise it's almost false advertising
I'm wearing a big baggy pants and a
shirt that makes a man want to buy me
another shirt yeah yeah I think I have
just the right attitude don't you is
that what you're wearing tonight yeah
this is a seersucker jacket it's very
nice yeah it's do you think it's in
season don't be a wise guy all right no
you don't mess with me all right
can I get you something what do you
drink
no I'm fine you like whiskey it smell
like he's really gonna be Brendan I want
this date with your mom and I to go well
all right yeah don't mess it up you know
what can I give you a piece of advice
don't take the jacket off kid you
starting to sweat through it and then
they see this shirt underneath it you're
just gonna look like sweat man unless
you get the whole thing there's nothing
wrong with sweating if you're a man
that's what happens oh my god have you
met my sister no I haven't she's very
cute I need to say hi to her hello yeah
you know what you're kind of a lucky guy
come in here you got a fan
ready right whose kid is this I don't
know yours now yeah it's gonna be yeah
no Brendon I know what you doing look at
you really love you seriously can you
carry me for a second I'm not gonna
carry get your hands off me Bradley's
come on dad
I'd better go no come on let's play
catch tell you mama no seriously I think
I love you I swear to god I'm gonna come
down harder on you on Monday it's gonna
be like a friggin hurricane oh yeah yeah
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good are you ready to go of course
that's not it I mean it's not the only
thing that goes into coaching having big
legs yeah like I just ate a whole clove
of garlic well well well look you know
what do you know what it is I mean I
think hmm and I don't want to get into a
whole conversation about anything yeah
but I come from a family that that was
split up yeah yeah it can be hard on a
kid I remember having the same feelings
you know yeah it's why I dropped out of
school which I expect Brendon might do
someday I mean I never know what's gonna
happen when a family falls apart it's a
prison right man
I'm coming to visit you in the prison
cuz I mean yeah you feel horrible for
what I've done I've done something
terrible
how come we're in France because that's
for dramatic things take place okay
right okay here goes guard guard yes
hello guard hello I could use some water
and some bread for I haven't had any in
weeks there's someone here to see you
mother son you look so thin yes I lost a
lot of weight here at the prison French
yes here in France my fault it should be
me behind bars with a French stupid
guard not you yes I agree mother you're
a horrible person
this is small look at my hat okay his
nose is all green
okay people hate me I mean the kids
don't want to do anything you know
that's in my experience Paula yeah kids
are always like I don't want to do that
yeah I consider my job to kind of twist
them in the direction of doing stuff
yeah I mean that's what coaching is all
about that's what I love it I mean every
day I go out there and I twist the kids
into doing something they don't want to
do yeah excuse me waiter can I get
another one of these as soon as possible
I'm not supposed to mix it with
medication but I'm gonna make a rare
exception to the rule let everybody
gather round
mm-hmm I took the weekend to think about
everything we did wrong on Friday and
I'll tell you something I watched some
professional soccer on television Sunday
afternoon I'll tell you there's a major
gap between what I saw on television and
what we are right now first of all
you're all eight hey these people were
in their 20s this Brendon Melissa listen
up right yeah what do you think we're
doing with talking hey Brendon you watch
your mouth I'm sorry yeah I'm addressing
the team ah all right that means you
listen that means you're to Melissa all
right I'm not gonna you too hey
everybody guess what Brendon girls gonna
come after your mom brezin that's gonna
happen Brendan sit down save your mom
I'm not coming after you met Brendon you
settle down right now just getting
started here
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you know I've got a question Eric for
you maybe yes could you possibly beat up
mr. McGurk medium build he's a little
bit bigger but I mean still I think you
could get him I'm wiry I know here's the
thing when do you have a gun I don't
have a gun well we'll get you a gun okay
okay Brendan Hughes I don't know if this
is the right time but let's try the duck
game Melissa remember we're trying that
lesson remember if you really quickly
I'm gonna say a phrase to you in duck
top okay
and whoever gets in first wins you and
Melissa whoever gets it first okay I'm
ready that's a hard one drinking and I
shouldn't be driving let me try
something simpler okay Raghu no Bradley
no listen very closely I don't like my
babysitter's to go too far out of their
way if there's a jar that's impossible
for the kids to open then that you know
then somebody could help them with it
but largely I like them to just take
care of themselves well if you've got a
babysitter who and they do a good job
and the kids like it then I think it
makes the mother look bad I don't know
if this is like the most self-centered
way I can think of it I'm not sure but
no are there the same rules with the
babysitter as there are when you go on
the date
are the babysitter's supposed to call
you up the next day and so it was really
great yeah yeah no one called after that
date the waiter called
apparently I forgot my hat I did have a
bad time but I know that's it I did have
a bad time it was he's beefy but I think
I would feel better if he did want to
sure
you thought ducks out of the love was
the last of the films with that title
you were wrong
coming to see this dark side of the law
to the blue he thought he was above the
law he was number two got me Award
nominee Brendon small gives his most
paralyzing performance so I can't
cheese Brendon I was just trying out a
new hair gel and I didn't expect that I
call you down here Brendon no no I found
out where your office was so I decided
to come down and talk to you yeah they
hidden me away down here it's a nice
place well I just started redecorating
it is a sleeping bag yeah I just I do
some camping sometimes and occasionally
else I'll camp right here a lot of
mirrors in this place that's feng shui
right I the reason I came here mr. sand
before you say anything I honestly want
to clear the air about your mom you
don't have to I know we had a little
difficult time in practice and I don't
want that to happen I can bring know
what let me apologize to you because I'm
like a grade-a jerk all right let me
apologize to you I want you to know that
everything is fine we can continue to
have a good relationship on the soccer
field right I want to make sure that we
have a great season this year and even
though that's not gonna happen
there's no one can play soccer on our
team and I realized it's a conflict of
interest for me I shouldn't be dating
any of the players mom's except
Rebecca's mom
she came to practice last night but I'm
not gonna call her I thought about it
but then I knew what happened with your
mom was wrong and I said you know what
well I did call her but I'm not gonna
follow up on it because that would be
wrong I swear to God I think I'm off
women altogether a little bit something
about women what's that
women are like they're like men but I'll
tell you something man they're not like
women right when you grow up you'll
understand what I'm talking about
will you give her a call you know what I
honestly don't think that after this
whole situation with your mom I did some
reflecting yeah and I wrote a poem I'm
not gonna read you that poem now Thanks
it's a little personal oh then it has
some dirty language in it it's more like
a limerick but I wish I could read it to
you because it makes me laugh every time
I read it I think it's a very good
Limerick hello small residence Brendon
small speaking it's uh it's coach
McGuirk hey hey mr. McGuirk how are you
I'm all right
yellow footballer hi it's John McGuirk
coach joke coach McGuirk hi how you
doing good good I'm doing great
really you don't sound it what is it you
don't sound great I've been crying
that's all I bet it's it's not about
anything sometimes I'll get up and I'll
and be and uh you know I'll go cry
should I have gotten off the phone yet
guys oh my gosh that boys a genius he is
so listen Paula uh I'm calling because
uh you know we had that day mmm except
for when my credit card got declined I
thought that was funny
but you didn't and I said I figured I
owe you one and yeah listen I've got an
idea
what if you don't owe me dinner this is
so much pressure on dinner what if we
just ran into each other like we don't
plan it you mean like I just bump into
you randomly or arbitrarily right
I happened to see you and we would be a
chapter exactly what you pick up Brendon
from practice I would maybe you know I
would run up and I would you know we
could get a few minutes I would be very
proud of both of you you're both acting
like adults and he's gone all right
so I think I might see you on Monday we
got Monday practice yeah that's right
that's right three o'clock I'll see you
there
actually you know I know a guy at a
travel agency who has great deals on
cruises but they have like a four day
you just stick to the random bumping
well I mean I'm just saying and we could
do that on Monday I'm not saying that
hey you know why I think there's gonna
be it for me is that a quick thought
there's a ranch I know out in like
Nevada they do a horseback classes they
do a whole rodeo thing hello hey Brendon
I put your mom back on she's motioning
like she's taking a bath really I don't
know why she so abruptly gave the phone
away well I told her I wanted to talk to
you for a little while so we're going to
a ranch
well it isn't really for kids it's you
know so when you want to talk about I
got I got a go breath
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Jeremy don't use your heads
Jeremy don't use these but when I wasn't
kid I was in a soccer team every
experimental school was non
goal-oriented dad are you watching me I
can't take my eyes off of you Brendan
come here yeah like get in there for
Jeremy I don't want to go Brendan get in
there oh my god Jeremy you're out
Brendan you're in
okay all right well let's say you're
into Brendan Brendan mmm you're out
you're out okay what are you doing don't
do that what's wrong with that well just
don't do that do something else now get
back in okay yeah you know what don't go
in all the way
come on stay right near me should I draw
in a place or something oh yeah look
like you're playing the cake got cream
and what's a 21 year old can't do it on
that team because you're blind
this whole Sports out of order he's a
tough kid that kid of yours very tough
who's got the orange slices hey Paul can
i and forgive me if I'm overstepping my
boundaries here but can I sit on you I
know I Brendon was telling me that um
you and the coach went out on a date is
it is it true yeah yeah well I I know I
turned you down my business but he
seemed kind of rattled the whole thing
the coach no Brendan I think of all
three of us I held it the best let's get
into the game parents get into the game
speaking of getting into the game ref
get into that game yeah and I possibly
use none of my business
I hate the sport bread that I mean I
hate the sport no you don't you are just
thinking that we met but I guess for the
first time with the PTA meeting two
years ago and I meant to tell you by the
way there's something I meant to tell
you two years ago at the PTA meeting
yeah I'm
all around you Jesus it slipped my mind
for last two years meaning to tell you
that I really think we're not gonna hit
it off your dad sitting really close to
my mom you're out of your mind
they're like they're just talking about
the team pork in in two weeks on
Saturday morning Melissa and I are
giving a recital and I would love it if
you and Brendan can join us you're
giving a recital well I you know she's
playing the piano I'm playing the violin
it's really it's um it's an E minor I'm
sorry dad you said you weren't bringing
the violin it's all amazing playing
soccer play Freebird don't encourage it
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