Published June 22, 2023, 1:20 a.m. by Arrik Motley
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Cartoon centers around Brendon Small, an ambitious eight-year-old filmmaker, who shoots movies in his basement with his two best friends in their spare time, while coming to terms with adolescence, life, and relationships. (Maybe Brendon's movie making can inspire your home movie making!) He lives with his divorced mother and his adopted baby sister. He develops a skewed father/son-like relationship with his short-tempered soccer coach, John McGuirk.
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lord have you lost weight perhaps not
that I know of but thank you
no he does look thinner hmm oh you both
flatter me not flatter my lord
Emma well I suppose you two look thinner
to them yeah possible I'm fatter if
anything
you seem shorter to your honor shorter
yes but shorter it doesn't carry the
same complimentary weight is thinner but
funny I don't feel shorter sire
is this your a big shoe yes give that
back must have fallen off you're
shrinking my king hey what's that
supposed to mean we didn't know how to
tell you I'm not shrinking yes my lord
you are oh yeah well you're shrinking
how do you like that doesn't feel so
good does it
no but we are not shrinking and I
remember a time when you didn't have to
use that stool
I like the stool I use it because it's
fun you use it because you're shrinking
hey is this some new kooky way of
impeaching me not at all sire your
humble service my presence of King well
well then very good then that seems
settled is it settled then good okay no
more talking of shrinking then all right
okay could somebody just help me up this
duel yes good I'm off to go shopping
then how are we on toilet paper good
gets up get some yes all right and write
it down
teehee oh I get it I remember okay I'll
be back soon my lord
he's definitely Shrek we should prepare
for his eventual disappearance I got my
wallet and he disappears I'll take over
oh goodie with me as your woman
commander
prodding against me good thing I'm
shrinking or they'd see me feel soft I
think it feels flat soft and flat like a
bathroom rug it also feels forced
like somebody forced a bathroom rug into
something like a hamper hey by acting
it's horrible you think you were bad
what about me I couldn't act my way into
a paper bag into are you serious my
acting sucks on ice what was i doing up
there not acting that's for sure
you know that was his brother I should
put some extra bait on that hook yeah
don't forget your tackle box for your
compliment fishing trip I thought we
were all fishing for compliments that's
what we would not forget it hey Rena
grow a beard
okay guys compliment guys should we
maybe rehearse this morning we shoot it
oh yeah nobody's acting to that bad
you're acting like a child what does
that mean me or him both of you well I
am a child so thank you do you want to
elaborate Linda you didn't want a race
because of your shoes that's what you
say no what I really wanted to do did I
jump in and say something go ahead
Brandon Brendan it never mind Linda we
said let's race to the car and you said
you couldn't because of your shoes and
you know so we just honey you were
wearing beautiful shoes but maybe you
should carry extra shoes on days with
Brendan and you said you didn't want to
race anyway but I did I just couldn't
because of my shoes well maybe we can go
shoe shopping after this or we can
schedule shoe outing for the three of us
don't patronize me
I'd like to stop you I'm not patronizing
you I'm just saying what are you saying
hey I got an idea well let's reschedule
the race and we'll just let Linda win
Brandon do not patronize Linda I thought
it was patronizing you real nice I can't
believe we're arguing about shoes no
don't do that
it's more than that and maybe we should
argue about something else I'd like to
stop you there to get serious if you
can't interpret what's really going on
then how well is this whole thing gonna
work stupid well maybe it is stupid then
it's unanimous something stupid I'm
doing hey I'm sorry but you know I am
the winner of the race Delia can we stop
talking about the stupid race I'm gonna
stop us there I'm so embarrassed
well that's why I taped the first
session so that we can see how
embarrassing we are
and my acting is horrible I'm really in
a slump does this cost more the taping a
little listen doctor I'd like to
apologize for everybody's bickering and
I then I'd like to accept our apology
well good but the main issue here is
communication and there was some
abrasive talk that day wasn't there yeah
there was the word stupid was used huh
stupid ouch
stupid is a very hurtful word and you
raised your voices you pointed fingers
I'm sorry well dad I'm not looking for
an apology but if the three of you are
willing I'd like to show you a
communication technique I've pioneered
called gentle talk guys it sounds stupid
but okay
Brandon sure it does sound stupid but uh
okay great well then let me start off
easy on y'all I feel that it would be in
your best interest
let's get used to that phrase huh and
let's try to use that phrase in place of
the word should should is an ugly word
isn't it
sure it is since when oh yes it is when
one is telling another that they should
do something at your critical parent
talking we don't like to be criticized
do we gang no no how about you little
skipper you don't like criticism do you
criticism no I don't mind giving it no
we don't I feel that it would be in your
best interest to wear some running
sneakers because me and the boy would
like to race with you to the car today
see that's a little more gentle isn't it
yeah that's very interesting I like what
you said about the things and I'm sorry
I wasn't listening at all
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time out Ref
time out Melissa Brendan come here
that's right on the double hustle it up
yeah coach are we in trouble I want you
to look at my gums I don't wanna look at
your gums coach come on I can't see them
from here all right oh they're bleeding
yeah yep
you hurt yourself Oh Brandon's called
gingivitis like on TV right or in the
movies right dentist I hate the dentist
me too
because every time I go to the dentist
my tongue gets depressed thank you
you floss Brendon no way no me neither
taemin mom I don't I don't like going to
therapy with dad and Linda it's only for
a trial basis you know you used to try
look your dad thinks it'll help you guys
deal with the tension of Linda being in
your lives
wait that came out wrong no but it is 10
see I'm going out of my mind but are you
learning anything I mean sigh culture
can be kind of interesting
well I learned that should is a word I
shouldn't use question yeah I don't know
because it makes a doctor man he should
lighten up a little
well maybe you should lighten up a
little maybe you should go to therapy
with Linda maybe she should lighten up
with maybe everybody should lighten up a
little
what should we have for dinner he did
have pizza we should have salad - you
should have salad maybe Linda should
have this out I feel that it would be in
her best interest should be in her best
interest what should be in who's best in
the Salas house in Linda's Besant no the
pizzas in the salads business has
visitors the point is Brendan you don't
have to go to therapy but I think a
person like you really should
I was schooled Brendon Allah well great
and how was your day Linda fantastic hey
guys look I want to try to communicate a
little more I mean I don't want to force
us to do anything but the sessions
aren't going to help unless we try to
apply what he's teaching us you know
what I mean let's talk then I said let's
order I feel it would be in our best
interest to talk first I think I'm gonna
get you guys want to know what I did
today I had the worst day well I got in
early I talked to a few clients I have a
case next week and no not next week in a
week and a half he nearly got an
accident
oh I wasn't finished with I'm sorry you
interrupted me honey right did you even
hear what I said
you almost got in an accident yeah I
could have been killed
well I'm sorry about that I mean what my
point is that if we don't allow each
other to finish sentences then how are
we going to learn to communicate better
yeah so it's not important at all that I
was practically killed no it's always
important when you're practically killed
but that's not the issue
oh really really great that's fine
I agree all right tell us about the act
no I don't want to know please it's a
driving down Elmwood and this pickup
truck comes from out of nowhere soccer
coach has gingivitis well that's
probably because he doesn't floss
doesn't I asked him do you floss no wait
do you no way okay what about me whoops
gee I'm sorry I do floss oh you know
what I'll be in the car if you need me
no don't do that tell us what happened
you almost got killed oh my god hmm
should we go get her no yeah I mean
she's a little testy since we started
this therapy stuff you don't say I need
the keys
yeah and hey that reminds me I told the
therapist that you made movies oh yeah
yeah and he said bring some over to the
next session because he'd really like to
see him
oh that's cool where did you park I'd
like to be taken out of the box now
please yes Lord thank you you know I
don't want to sound ungrateful because I
appreciate you two making this shoebox
bed for me but it's a little dark and
musty in there in the we made air holes
for you by lost ship yes and your bed is
too big now that you've taken up
shrinking whoa we don't use that word
I am reverse growing you're acting up
he's acting up
maybe we should feed him I can feed
myself thank you
can one of you just pass me the soup in
the eyedropper please please sorry I
lost my handkerchief you're wearing you
mean my handkerchief yes it's mine you
stole it
hey I can do whatever I want I'm a king
nothing am I out of my mind are you two
plotting to overthrow me or something
because I get the feeling that you are
plotting against me you must be out of
field behind my lord because I can hear
you plotting against me you're crazy my
lord crazy I think you're overtired
maybe you should get some sleep so we
can smash you what he just said get some
sleep so he can smash you oh okay well
that's it yeah alright hey wait a minute
I'm not sleepy I'd like to stop us there
Brendon yep there's a lot going on there
but you know which character I think is
the most interesting who the one that
you played the president King yeah
that's my favorite too well I didn't say
favorite I said interesting interesting
because that character clearly has a
number of psychological ailments he's
got a Napoleon complex he's narcissistic
he's claustrophobic he's delusional he's
paranoid he thinks that some
authoritative male/female team is
plotting against him sure and he's
slowly disappearing yeah he's pretty
screwed up that character is you Brendon
right I played him you can tell from my
nose no Brendan that character
represents who you are yeah I know if
you just fast-forward the credits say so
Brendan you in real life have these
issues no way and that character is you
because I played him no in real life you
are those things you didn't like the
movie did you it was fine
but the president Kang is me because you
recognized my voice I feel your true
feelings about your father remarrying
have come out in your work Hey look it's
not over analyze this I have to Oh dad
Linda I think we've had a big
breakthrough today we found a big
roadblock in the family and that
roadblock is right there
you
I don't think your melon chested Brendon
well maybe melon chest it is the wrong
word but you know I am messed up do you
mean maladjusted that's it see that's it
I'm screwed in the head I'm insane in
the membrane no you are not Brendon the
old doctor was his face seems to think
so
well dr. what's-his-face is wrong you're
fine look there's nothing wrong with
reacting to your father remarrying I've
been doing it all week
well why did you have to get remarried
anyway you know who knows I knew this
therapy thing was a bad idea
you said psychology was interesting only
in theory not when it makes you feel bad
about feeling strange about a thing
that's totally natural and not your
fault yeah but dad wants everybody to be
happy this is another one of his stupid
antiseptic remedies it's clinical and
detached
it's nonsense I should talk to him I'm
gonna talk no no no no no no no don't
don't listen just let me know if you
want out okay all right you know you
keep it in your pocket if you feel weird
pull it out and give it to the doctor
well what are you write on it I have no
idea something along the lines of listen
you crazy idiot
this sounds aggressive okay maybe I'll
do a rewrite
there's a piece of advice Brendan
there's no such thing as psychology it's
all made up crap oh really
yeah they're all con men all of them
even the women now just remember that
when they're telling you how screwed up
you are okay and let me tell you
something else
astronomy is BS - really
yeah well that star crap is ridiculous
but there are stars whatever Brendan
okay will you ever you ever go to a
therapist no yeah sometimes you got to
do certain things to reenter society all
right yeah I guess I've got some issues
Oh like what I'll fix him well I guess
I'm slightly frustrated about my father
remarrying you know that's a load of
crap Brendan come on
that's psychobabble what don't fall prey
to it Brendan okay what does that mean
though so what were you saying I was
saying I guess I'm slightly frustrated
about my father remarrying you know the
one that makes sense the woman he's
marrying though you know what is she
ugly no actually she's attractive which
is really attractive pretty attractive
yeah she could be in the magazine really
yeah what type of magazine like a dirty
maggara like one of those model mags uh
I can model Meg you know yeah yeah
so you're jealous oh no way no no she's
not my type she's she is way too wound
up well so are you Brendan no I know oh
yeah you are
No yeah see you're defensive that's cuz
you're accusing me there's nothing wrong
with being wound up Brendan all right
and you're like weak and sickly
yeah well short - whoa what without
either Brendan nothing wrong with being
short you make up for it in other ways
right use your head - Trent sure sure
yeah what no but anyway Brendan's clear
to me you're jealous
no way yeah now when this woman probably
acts like a baby you know and acting
like a baby's your job right yeah and
stepping on your toes and you hate her
even though really deep down you wish
that she was marrying you what you
worried me no no and maybe you opened
your father's bedroom door and she was
just getting out of the shower and she
had just the towel on and on that towel
was riding really low exposing a lot of
cleavage she's all wet
the skins all fresh everything you can
smell it pure clean clean and nude and
beautiful yeah
it's textbook stuff Brendon
look the bottom line is you're gonna be
fine
just a kid right you know well you grow
up and everything no it doesn't we go
anyway Brendon one last thing yeah okay
go ahead Linda use the gentle talk use
it to say something to Brendon well
Brendon good now we're cooking I feel
that you and I misunderstand each other
and maybe we should ouch what happened
there Linda what do we say about the
word should all right try again Linda
maybe it would be in our best interest
to try to understand each other
Linda that was just what the doctor
ordered
Brendon I know you must be feeling a
little fragile after hearing that and if
you'd like to cry well that's alright I
think I'm gonna be okay I would like us
to hear your response to that Brendon
okay well uh I think it's kind of easy
for Linda to say that we should
understand each other because now she's
off the hook and the pressures on me
Brendon wait now I think I've got
something here uh Linda yeah I don't
dislike you but I dislike being around
you whoa whoa Brandon I can say that
because we don't know each other at all
and neither of us is making any effort
at all but you know who knows maybe we
should but then again you know maybe we
shouldn't I don't know you know ouch
ouch ouch Brendon ouch I'm concerned
with your behavior
yeah what's new Brendon I know you know
about gentle talk I'm being
passive-aggressive aren't I no your
aggression isn't passive at all it's
active aggression so you're saying it
should be more passive than no and ouch
because you used the word should again
Brendon I've got some homework for you I
would like you to try to express exactly
how you feel to somebody with whom you
have a difficult time communicating
using gentle talk alright no and no I I
wanted to speak to you about the food
alright what okay first of all what what
is this it's chicken fried steak
chicken fried chicken fried steak okay
III it's steak fried and chicken fat
it's good for you okay I feel that it's
important that you know how I I feel
about the chicken-fried steak you enjoy
it you like it yes I feel that when I
tried this that I I felt that I could
vomit alright okay and now I feel that
was in a uncalled for did you feel that
yeah
I did yeah yeah and I feel that that was
about another ow so let's move on okay I
thought it was important to say
something are you mad at me no I just
feel that I get bored sometimes when you
talk about work oh well I didn't know
that and I feel that what you just said
is an aggressive attack on me I feel
that you're raising your voice and
trying to hurt my feelings well I feel
that I'm honestly responding well I feel
that if it weren't for your son we
wouldn't be spending all our time and
money in stupid therapy stupid you just
used the word stupid in a sentence
directed at me alright let's start off
easy today dad how's about you say
something nice to Linda to open things
up do you always have to call me Dad
well no because I'm not your father I am
aware of that I don't like it when you
call me Dad well that kind of hurts my
feelings sorry I feel some aggressive
energy from your side of the room over
there because I have a name
it's Andrew okay okay Andrew well we'll
come back to that but now I'd like for
us to get into a circle around Brendon
and this is an exercise to show Brendon
his strengths so he won't be so insecure
hey I'm right here geez dad would you
like to start what'd I just say
my fault Andrew would you like to begin
why don't we start with Linda well why
not go ahead Linda Brendon I feel that
you're talented
hey thanks great Linda I'm gonna go next
Brendon I feel that you're a real
go-getter and
someday maybe I feel that you're gonna
relax and enjoy life with your father
and Linda stop already
jeez nobody talks this way this is
unnatural Brendon I was complimenting
you that's probably why it sounded
unnatural
besides you warned you hope I relax
someday is what she said that's not a
compliment this is ridiculous
no I I can't do this if he's not that
I'm not why not well if they aren't then
neither am i let's all calm down and try
to diffuse this anger no way I'm mad and
I like it me too good for you way to go
Brandon you leave him alone and don't
talk to him like that Linda I'll be in
the car if you need me I don't think I
will need you then I'll be in a cab Oh
doctor I forgot I have a note for my mom
I won't be coming back
you know why because yeah that felt good
ouch
could I get some money for a cab I'm
sorry I put you through that I'm still
feeling the adrenaline it's like extreme
therapy well I learned a lot so uh am I
still invited to the wedding if there
still is a wedding so are you saying
that Linda might not marry you I really
don't know Brendon so she's available
very funny
you think I'm joking I've got issues dad
gotta where are we going
taking you to your mother's where are
you going I've got to have a long talk
with Linda oh I take it upon myself to
welcome you as my new husband yes my
sweet piece of angel cake I to take you
as my new wife hawk let me just get the
ring yes the ring please if it's not too
much trouble all right
uh-huh I gotta yeah hmm
this baby's got a lot of pockets the
ring please I say sure worn a
three-piece okay oh yeah
okay everybody uh you're not gonna
believe this
[Music]
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