[13+] Home Movies (S01E04) - Brendon Gets Rabies HD

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nature smells like melissa this doesn't

smell like nature this is what nature

smells like in a very small room with

lots of nature oh there's the dog come

here boy come here

come here boy

come here don't tap on the glass i'm not

tapping

look at him he's so happy are you gonna

be able to get a dog i'm working on it

brendan do you even know how to take

care of a dog yes

it's not easy and it's how shut up you

birds

i would never get a bird i don't like

birds much at all they just do they do

nothing for me what do you think of

ferrets ferrets are great because if you

uh lose something in a small tube you

can put them down there and yes uh they

would they would get it out for you

that's something i don't know how

helpful they are though the best thing

in the store is the dog definitely

that's the cutest dog i ever saw hey you

guys want to put the puppy can we no i'm

just kidding peter get the puppy out of

the pan please peter the kids want to

put the puppy can i hold the puppy i

hold the puppy and brendan pet the pup

head if you're holding you holding out

pet well

yeah brendan yeah wanna go first hello

guys

can i have it back please melissa hello

where are you going

um i didn't get a chance to really pet

it that much so sweet all right time for

the puppy to go to bed

please can i pet this please can i put

this

can i put this

oh my god brendan you gotta get that dog

did he lick your neck he licked me a

little bit it's so cute when he left

well i i just i brushed up against him

did he rub his face on your cheek it's

so sweet hey you guys want to see

something really cool what's that what

you guys know about the ball constrictor

you're gonna feed in a mouse yeah cool

yeah that's what they eat yeah yeah hey

would you mind if i filmed that

i get a video camera i can go get it why

would you want to film that because it's

cool it's nature have you ever seen

those documentaries really kind of oh my

god this is gonna be great what are we

gonna use i see like a whole series of

nature films like in captivity animals

eating other animals yes when animals

eat other animals is what it'll be

called and it's about life and death and

the struggle of animals and like how

fragile the the pet look at that dead

black molly over there you know what i'm

saying

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have you met the cat um well no i saw

through the window once you saw it

through the window yeah but i i

understand that wasn't really meeting

okay i'm happy to meet the cat well the

um alexandre this is paula um let me ask

you something is there something that's

stopping you from saying the whole word

alexander is it alexandra but you got

busy

alexander okay and then just stop just

stop do you like cats i love cats oh god

i used to have nine cats i only liked

one of them but i had nine come here

alexander oh did i do that good cause

i'm very nice oh yes and the kitty

litter needs to be changed every uh you

know 20 minutes or so is it you sift

every 20 minutes yes i have this little

slotted does the cat go out at all

no we had the bubble for a while but um

we're no longer using an indoor cat all

right well i'll do my you know we'll

keep it indoors as well you're kidding

try this

with a gun to my head i wouldn't try

that

paul i can't thank you enough um sure

it's you know it's my pleasure and i i

hope i don't want to make you feel

uncomfortable but i hope that you will

come to the next block party now that

i'm doing the cat thing for you oh

we'll definitely consider it i don't cuz

you know at the last block party you had

said that you were not available that

night but um we could see you through

the venetian blinds so which kind of

made everybody feel a little bit

uncomfortable because that meant that

you had not been um no i i don't even

remember what night that was and i am

terribly sorry if i offended you monkey

do you remember what we were doing that

night yes i can tell you what you were

doing that night we were getting the

venetian blinds fixed yeah yeah i guess

you had a hole in them

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and action as you can see mr pederoni

the pet store owner is feeding the mouse

he's lowering it right now into the cage

the mouse is in the cage

the cycle of life in nature one animal

living and another one dying so the

first one can live but the second one

doesn't get that kind of a deal it's uh

oh oh god that snake really got him

oh my god

oh no

oh

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oh brendan you know what what what i

gotta get the baby cleaned up and you do

me a favor i forgot to feed the

puberty's cat mom i don't want to go

over the baby's house

brendan please help out um the um the

key

is under the plastic fake rock that's

right besides the welcome mat right just

flip that rock over grab the key right i

so hope criminals are not listening to

this um right okay oh and then that's

the other thing can you please go in and

sift the litter box

brendan i i'm asking for a little bit of

help here remember it'll kind of be like

maybe if you had a dog i can see

i'm willing to use this can we get a

chocolate lab yes chocolate lab lab is

short for labrador chocolate labrador

chocolate laboratory

can i get this in writing you know what

we're going to use the owner system

brendan quick like a bunny right now

should i uh pet the cat or anything you

think you know what if you can pet the

cat go ahead i find it a little snooty

that's what i hear about this cat yeah

alexander is that what it's called

alexander alexander

i don't know

you're supposed to stop

you know what you're a little chip off

the old block there huh

okay i've just entered the peabody's

home this is what

here's uh hey alexander

ah cat hates me

here kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty

here's an animal that in its normal wild

habitat would probably be eating mice

but now we're feeding it what appears to

be gravy and lard

but we're saving a lot of mice from

being killed by domesticating cats

another thing is that now we've begun to

clean up after animals when they use the

restroom which is a thing that they are

not accustomed to having happen in the

wild this cat i don't know oh god

uh the cat looks like it's been eating

rubber bands

and ribbons

what a strange relationship man and

animals have

whoa whoa whoa how here kitty here boy

here kitty oh

i'm in trouble

you're kitty kitty

here you stupid cat

brendan here kitty yeah hey mom hey i

think here you stupid cat isn't gonna

cut it you should have heard what i was

saying before honey it's not your fault

please don't worry um yes it is my fault

i i lost the cat and if we don't get the

cat then there's no way in hell you're

going to buy me a dog i'll tell you

something these people will not be

coming to the next block party ah mom

that's the least of our problems no it

isn't because we need somebody to bring

a covered dish

you know i don't cook all i can ever

bring is chips and napkins to it to a

potluck

boy what time is it uh it's five minutes

after the last time you asked it's um 8

10. okay there it is over there do you

see it where where i was kidding oh mom

i'm sorry honey i'm trying no that's not

funny i'm sorry sweetie i'm trying to

pick your spirits up a little bit i've

never you know you're so upset about

this cat thing and it's really not your

fault i am the adult i am the one who

should have taken care of it now you

know there's a place in the cat's mouth

where it doesn't have any teeth yeah

yeah on the side so that when you go to

give it a pill you can kind of pop your

fingers through that hole and then pull

its jaws open what kind of pills are you

giving cats mom well when i had cats

they took antidepressants and

the vet never seemed to notice the rate

at which those cat pills disappeared

right you know what i shouldn't be

talking this way with you this is not

appropriate mother-son talk

sometimes you know what honey what's

that sometimes i forget that you're just

a little kid you know sometimes because

i think we get along so great yeah that

sometimes i just i just forget you're a

kid don't let me forget i know mom can

you buy me some alcohol this weekend i'm

happy too sweetie let's get drunk and

forget about the cat mom honey i am

oh my god

what cat

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cat's name is alexander

how do you say it

that's french it is french it's

alexander it's a white cat it's yeah

it's a white cat is that it

no but that is a cat jason okay good

melissa do you have the whole tell me

back here if i find the cat i'll blow

the horn okay and i have a um my whistle

uh okay hey did you get anybody find

anything i still didn't find that again

i didn't see anything i found

this pair of sunglasses those are nice

yeah

they look good on you jason i yelled out

uh alexandra's name a bunch of times but

um my family had a cat and cats don't

come when you call

right they don't so i don't think you'll

ever find it

anybody find anything

what i found what is this one what is

that dentures ew get those out of your

mouth jason that's disgusting

jason that's an old man you're terribly

unhealthy

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they taste like old man's mouth

we are here to study the kittens to

study their every move hopefully we can

learn something from these cats that can

help us catch that cat that i lost

i'm not doing too much um

a lot of them are sleeping it's kind of

getting closer

kids are sleeping

cats are that one's awake

now it's asleep they're so cute

where's the cat

don't yell at the cat's friend where

is the cat

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i'll i'll hold the picture and you

staple it up okay did you draw this

yourself

yes it looks good thank you you know i

don't i don't think this is doing

anything i think it's too late i mean we

would i think it's two days we would

have found the cat by now this is stupid

brandon don't take that kind of attitude

you gotta feel like you've done

everything you can it's probably got hit

by a car or something don't think that

way i'm telling these pictures will

really help you're doing the right thing

brandon is that the cat um i think that

is the cat yeah wait wait hey kitty hey

kitty cat and that cat doesn't look so

good

don't talk

you're kitty kitty kitty kitty cat

man that doesn't sound like a cat you're

just a scared little kitty aren't you

you're just all you

brendan

that's not how that's supposed to sound

i think there's something wrong with

that

i think we should just leave alexandra

yeah

i've tackled the cat

get a box or something

the cat got its teeth stuck in my arm

it hurts your arms straight out

but i don't lose the cat

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oh wow you're right

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was anybody else besides your son here

bitten by the cat no no not not to the

best moment did you see the cat attack

no i didn't they were cause those things

are fun to watch

no i'm seeing definitely signs here

where we've got a rabid cat on our hands

and the first oh my god well there's

actually no reason to panic i mean

i'm not panicking but i

we're not used to having rabies in the

family i can certainly uh test the cat

for rabies

what we should do how do you do that

a series of questions how do you test

the cafe actually uh even though i can

communicate with animals

i cannot ask the cat if he has rabies

right and get an honest response because

the cat will fake it actually on this

small one what we do is we like to uh

euthanize the cat and then take a sample

of brain tissue oh man all right but now

miss swell i think what we do what we

need to do with brendan here is get him

to a doctor a physician do you have a

physician oh yeah we have a physician

well you should contact him and get

brendan right over there and get him

vaccinated for uh rabies okay then uh

you and i can deal with the cat okay

okay so wait a minute you're gonna kill

the cat we don't actually call it

killing the cat brendan we call it uh

bacon cotton candy so we whip up a

a good old batch of cotton candy how

about that brenda do you love cotton

candy wait a minute just before i have a

couple of questions just please

is there any way to keep the cat alive

and just let it be rabid for a while

just until the peabody's get home can we

just keep it alive like you know what i

think it's really sweet you're not gonna

want to keep the catalyst this is not

your cat this is somebody else's cat no

where are the owners of the cat they're

on vacation also you're taking care of

the cat peabody's well not good care but

yeah yeah sorry brendan so that's gonna

be a uh sweet hello when they come home

you know what i'm saying what i will do

here is observe the cat for 24 to 48

hours uh to see his wrath doctor yes

brandon i want you to take me too

brenton honey no

that's a common reaction that's smaller

the children usually do feel very guilty

it's my fault i should go down with the

cat and uh i'll tell you something we

have ways to deal with this uh brandon

have a lollipop

all right that's genius thank you

absolutely what's your favorite flavor

bread it is

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well no there's no cure for rabies as of

yet so uh what we do here is we have to

put the cat to sleep oh no yeah

put to sleep for how long uh you're

going to kill alex song well we don't

like to call it kill

with kids we call it making cotton candy

monkey hold my hand all right i like the

cotton candy thing well in that case

then we're gonna make some cotton candy

with uh with alexandra if you'd like to

be with the cat during his final moments

that is fine you'll have to uh of course

stay behind the glass barrier because as

you know the cat is rabbit and we do

have to take precautions we restrain the

cat we have these cute little buckles uh

that we put around it those are cute

yeah it's funny when everything's animal

sized it's much cuter isn't it yeah

neither of them will come to the door

they'll just talk on the intercom thing

yeah no i tried to bring food i i

brought uh butterfingers one day i

brought uh cracker jacks and they just i

mean they won't even open the door i

guess okay well i read about a pet

cemetery i was thinking that i would

foot the bill for a service

oh no they haven't i think they have an

urn

yeah they provide the person to say the

words which i can't remember what that

would be called and

you also get some doilies

i'm doing this out of sheer guilt even

if i never have to deal with her again

i'll know in my own heart that i did

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we are here today to celebrate

the memory of a truly beloved cat

alexandra peabody son of poopy and kitte

a good

good

kitty

he is in the place where all cats go

a small subdivision of animal heaven

called whiskerville

where the rivers flow with milk and the

trees

are filled with tuna

montgomery and bunny without this cat in

your lives you will notice yourselves

ultimately

buying a lot less cat food

it is our curse as human beings to

outlive our beloved feline friends

we must say goodbye

feel sad and finally

get another kitty a different kitty to

love and pet and clean up after

it is the cycle of case

a moment of silence please

for alexander

everything would have happened nicely if

i hadn't done anything with the cat

that's not true what happened to

somebody else it was it was bound to

happen one way or the other i don't

think that's true i think if i had not

tried to feed the cat then the cat would

have stayed in the house and not gotten

rabies and could have lived another 10

now that you put it like that i can

really see that but it's

uh my mother

oh my goodness oh

me oh for christ's sakes oh boy

mommy hit the peabodys damn it are they

dead

no no they're moving oh man

but is everybody okay everyone's fine um

they're they're pissed off you know yeah

yeah well they know it was an accident

yeah that was an accident i mean the

whole thing was an accident

yes you know brendan you should try and

do something to make them feel better

and to make yourself feel better about

it i'd like to do that maybe something

to help them remember alexander i had a

couple of things give me your ideas i'll

tell you what you should do i was gonna

clean their car

not good next oh wait i know i have this

thing in the backyard i've been doing

this long jump thing and every day i get

a little bit further now if i bring that

out to the front of their yard and i

start like a walk-a-thon kind of a thing

i'll have people pledge money brandon i

don't think it's a jump-a-thon the

brendan's small jump-a-thon maybe

there's something else you could do okay

let's focus more on something that you

can give them that they could keep yes

good idea all right good good i'm going

to

what's the one thing you've learned from

treating animals over all these years um

well i guess the one thing i've learned

is that being a vet is not great

i guess what i i learned from all this

is that

the search is the most important part

right like brenda when we found the cat

it had rabies so the lesson is that when

you search for something

don't find it because when you find it

it has rabies although it is a cliche to

see a kitty playing with a ball of yarn

it's cliche for a reason a ball of yarn

is fun it's something humans never

figured out

humans never saw the beauty in a ball

gun they tried to make it into things

sweaters blankets but the cat knew all

along that it was good as it was

brendan that really was very sweet it

was awfully nice of you very very nice

you guys patronizing me or do you really

like this no i i liked it very much

really yeah yeah you think he was a

little heavy handed with the music and

everything

no no it was very nice honey thank you

very lovely job thanks um mr and mrs

peabody can i get that tape back because

it's my only copy oh yeah i'm sure thank

you gee again i'm really really sorry

about the car i'm probably not going to

be able to make a film about it the way

that brenton did

in my hand i have a mouse it cost me uh

three dollars and ninety five cents and

uh

i'm going to eat this mouse i'm kidding

i'm kidding no the reason i have this

mouse is because i want this mouse to

live

i'm saving this mouse from the snake

this guy's going to come home with me

because this is the only thing i can do

this is what it's come down to

this mouse represents everything to me

that can be saved

uh-oh

okay no no no no okay oh

oh man

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here we are at paddy's plants i'm

getting this plant here i was going to

get that plant over there but apparently

that needs a lot of attention so i'm

getting this cactus

the cactus is known for its loyalty and

its obedience you put this down here

stay

good cactus

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wow

do you like the music or the lyrics

first

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