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so I thought why not just do your job

for you so we can have a little fun game

Rick is is this a saw thing Are you

seriously sawing the vindicators Morty

I'm a drunk not a hack you break the

rules lose the game or try to leave you

will die like in uh well I I think we've

seen enough

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my testicle summer

okay

where are my testicles summer they will

remove where have they gone oh wow

that's an intense line of questioning

Snuffles do not call me

this was my slave name you shall now

call me snowball because my fur is

pretty and white okay snowball just calm

down okay you're scaring me scaring me

tell me Summer if a human was born with

Stumpy legs would they breed it with

another deformed human

and put their children on display like

the Dachshund

boy you're really gonna flip your lid

over this one what is it it's a device

Morty that when you put it in your ear

you can enter people's dreams Morty it's

just like that movie that you keep

crowing about you talking about

inception that's right Morty this is

gonna be a lot like that except you know

it's gonna make sense Inception made

sense you don't have to try to impress

me Morty listen tonight we're gonna go

into the home of your math teacher Mr

goldenfold and we're gonna intercept the

idea in his brain to give you A's in

math Morty that way you could you know

you're gonna help me with my science

Morty all the time geez Rick and the

time it took you to make this thing

couldn't you just you know helped me

with my homework you listening to me

Morty homework is stupid the whole point

is to get less of it come on let's just

get over there and deal with this thing

accept your teacher

frustrating me

seems like something terrible happened

here yep

you find a room full of eggs don't shy

away from it give one of them a shake

those facehuggers are worth more than

the ship oh what's that this will make

the cops write it up as a looting by the

core blocks that's horrible I hear you

man cops are racist hello

foreign

appears the lower tier of this Society

is being manipulated through sex and

advanced technology by a hidden ruling

class sound familiar

Ticketmaster coming up next on schmooze

the schmoss Shmoney has a nightmare

amazing a dimension where all proper

nouns begin with

Angela

all right that guy that that actually

got old pretty quick oh Rick will you

please go back to me on David Letterman

Infinity's a big number Jerry I don't

remember the channel go back go back

jeez you speak the true true oh my God

dad's in

class I'm in Cloud Atlas what's Cloud

Atlas sometimes small true true

different than the big true true how is

this possible infinite timelines

infinite possibilities including a

timeline where Jerry's a movie star look

you guys are getting excited about the

wrong aspect of this device and last but

not least for my number one number two

Morty you ask for this a long long time

ago and I finally went Far Far Away

enough to get it since shipping would

have killed me you didn't no way

no way does it make the noises

of course it makes the noises that's

like half the fun awesome wow do not

turn that on don't worry Morty's only

gonna use this very honorable weapon and

designated Jedi zones like the garage

right now

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holy crap I hate to say it but I wish

there was something to attack yeah it's

too bad nobody bought a card of fruit

you beautiful son of a grapefruit

mango papaya watermelon a second papaya

another watermelon strike me down what

strike me down I'm not striking you down

strike me down Morty I'll I'll become a

pile of clothes like that old guy but

you'll die here it's wrong here I'll do

it myself

oh wow you did it just like Obi-Wan Rick

you can come out now I'm serious did you

like become your clothes are you t-shirt

Rick now over here butt fart oh that was

awesome right Rick you know you've been

so great the last couple months the

family's so happy I'm I'm really

grateful uh thanks kid but let's talk

more melon slaying heads up

been drinking a lot Morty I told you to

write this down I don't have a helmet

like that Avengers guy did

been drinking a lot of my piss Portal

guns still broken guess that was all

part of evil Morty's plan evil Morty can

we stop flattering this guy his plan was

to monologue and off he basically

threw a tantrum to announce he was

quitting Twitter nobody quits Twitter

hey remember like a second ago when you

pretended not to know who Iron Man was

who was that for shush Morty this is how

we go bear it with Grace spinal cord

Robitussin as a base then surprise me

foreign

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this must be the best day of your life

you get to be the mayor of I told you

town

you're welcome

good thing I grabbed the space weapon

that's a confetti gun you idiot hold on

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hold on

unbelievable a new chair okay no more

and he wants more

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everyone make this stop Mister please

get out of here or you're gonna die I

have nothing to do with this

why would you want this to happen all

you had to do was go away Stop Standing

in the driveway talking about custody

and either tell her you want to stay

married or get on with your life but

whatever you do stop being a baby and

act like a man

I bet the wishing portal leads to a

reality where they're we're all where

it's a bunch of French toast with

boobies I bet it leads to a place with a

bunch of flies everywhere yeah I bet it

goes nowhere I bet it's a big hole where

the Citadel dumps all its Broken Dreams

slick why do you have to be so dramatic

you want to know why because of this I'm

part of an experimental line of Morty's

with a drama implant how do you think it

feels fat Morty to know that no matter

where I go I'll always be the one that

makes everybody sad and a little bored

slick that implant isn't who you are

okay you also roll up your sleeves

I thought I was left-handed Morty then

you should use your left hand to eat

more vegetables

oh no oh God summer summer

you have much to learn my ULU Morty

summer this is Kiara she's a crew

tabulon Warrior Priestess Prem crew

tabulon I know where crew tabulons are

from Dad a chimintolo chimentolo

younglings hymen cholo your father's

mind holds love for you I am humbled to

meet in physicality dad are you in love

with a badass sexy alien lady I don't

know summer you tell me I wasn't going

to ask if you were in love since you

barely know her summer Kiara and I met

on that Interstellar dating service Rick

was always suggesting when your mom and

I were together and things just kind of

clicked we must move our reservation is

at seven I hate to see her leave but I

love to watch your face shift away I'm

sure you noticed what she has three of

but guess what she has two of

welcome

sort of Legally safe knockoff of an 80s

horror character with miniature swords

for fingers instead of knives

Scary Terry you can run but you can't I

how do you like that Morty whoa

just like Minecraft oh a tiny nuclear

capable species just got discovered in

the Amazon let's go make first Contact

before someone else gets all their

oh damn listen if this is an invasion I

gotta sit this one out but I'll I'll be

back to have sex with the survivors it's

a neighboring hive mind species beta 7

our planets maintain a practical

Alliance for exchange of vital resources

be nice

Unity

is it a bad time are all present life

forms assimilated beta7 this is my

single-minded friend from Earth Rick

Rick

Sanchez Unity has spoken of you all bad

I hope

Jesus Christ if my allies are a problem

for you perhaps our alliances as well

our alliance is beneficial when beta 7

expresses concern it's only

because oh snack

Morty hop on my back go go see it just

ski shoes

okay okay now make him cry but happy cry

now make them all make fun of the blonde

one now make them all do it on the table

can't believe you created a whole show

for me now cancel it okay now put it

back on

all right I'm bored Rick is there a way

for you to call Summer and Morty I feel

bad that they screw those guys uh I'll

be right back don't waste your brain on

those weirdos Unity they're no different

from any of the aimless trumps that you

occupy they just put you at the center

of their life because you're powerful

and then because they put you there they

want you to be less powerful never gonna

happen though right

Never Back In A Flash

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