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here's a piece of advice Brendan there's

no such thing as psychology it's all

made up crap oh really

yeah they're all con men all of them

even the women now just remember that

when they're telling you how screwed up

you are okay and let me tell you

something else

astronomy is BS - really

yeah well that star crap is ridiculous

but there are stars whatever Brendon

okay will you ever you ever go to a

therapist no yeah sometimes you got to

do certain things to reenter society all

right yeah I guess I've got some issues

Oh like what I'll fix him well I guess

I'm slightly frustrated about my father

remarrying you notice that's a load of

crap Brendon

yeah well come on that's psychobabble

what no fall prey to it Brendon okay

what does that mean though so what are

we saying I was saying I guess I'm

slightly frustrated about my father

remarrying you know the one that makes

sense the woman he's marrying though you

know what what is she ugly no actually

she's attractive which is really

attractive pretty attractive yeah she

could be in the magazine really yeah

what type of magazine like a dirty

maggara like one of those model mags uh

like a model neck you know no yeah so

you're jealous oh no way no no she's not

my type she's she is way too wound up

well so are you Brendan no I'm not yeah

you are

no yeah see what you're defensive

what's cuz you're accusing me I mean it

was nothing wrong with being wound up

Brendan all right and you're like weak

and sickly yeah a little short - whoa

what's wrong with that either Brendan

nothing wrong with being short you make

up for it in other ways right use your

head - Trent Sarah sorry yeah what no

but anyway brendan is clearing me you're

jealous

no way yeah now when this woman probably

acts like a baby you know and acting

like a baby's your job right

no it's stepping on your toes and you

hate her even though really deep down

you wish that she was marrying you what

you heard me no no maybe uh you opened

your father's bedroom door and she was

just getting out of the shower and she

had just a towel on and on that towel

was riding really low exposing a lot of

cleavage she's all wet

the skin's all fresh after then you can

smell it - pure clean clean and nude and

beautiful yeah

it's textbook stuff Brendon

look the bottom line is you're gonna be

fine

just a kid right you know while you grow

up and everything oh well it doesn't we

go

anyway Brendon one last thing yeah uh

Nick