[13+] Home Movies (S04E11) - Definite Possible Murder HD

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coach can you sign this get look hard

all right now Melissa but it's for

Brendan what's the matter is he sick

no his knee remember last week he

twisted his knee and you told him to

walk it off and then he collapsed in

pain no I was funny and now he's laid up

and I thought it'd be nice to bring him

a get well card oh that is nice

so will you sign it no I'm reading what

are you reading

I'm reading a pamphlet well can't you

put it down for two seconds no Melissa

it's important it's an important

pamphlet what is it

I'm getting my doctorate really in the

art of bartending or what they call

mixology it's not as easy as you think a

lot of training goes into that how long

is the course that's two nights Wow yeah

but you get a degree not really a degree

as much as it is a certificate but it's

authenticated by I don't know the

government or something

are you gonna quit soccer well I mean

eventually that make you sad little bit

really yeah you like this hmm

could you just sign the card yeah you're

Brendon

what are you usually right get well yeah

get well soon but hope you feel better

what's up idiot hmm love that love don't

scribble it out and look messy well what

do I write in place of that

just keep love it's all right loan put

loan okay loan coach McGuirk okay thanks

coach wait am I done yeah I know but yes

going to bartending school so when you

get old enough come by my bar buddy love

dammit thanks coach

hey Brendon hey guys coming over

Brendon I have your homework should I

put it on the pile Oh mm-hmm and I

brought you a card you brought me a card

really yeah I got the whole soccer team

to sign it add me I'm not on the team

but I signed it let me see this thing

see a couple names boop boop boop

McGuirk long-winded thing that reading

it happy birthday from Jeremy does he

think it's my birthday

yeah not everyone remembered that you

hurt your knee well I heard it pretty

bad I nearly cried mm-hmm I'd say pretty

close to any relation Brendon I brought

you something too what's that

let's have my dad's beard trimmer oh

thanks he doesn't use it anymore and

it's in a nice case I thought it'd make

a nice gift for you on your sec yeah

should we talk about the movie Brendon

yes you anything to drink

yeah they want me to call someone like

your mom or a doctor Oh fine Brendon

you're shivering

does anyone check on you during the day

I just really like a halfway house

where's your mom I cried wolf a few too

many times and she took my bail away I'm

just gonna crack the window a little a

little circulation stuff in here we yeah

what did you okay yes a we al we oh yeah

what what is that I'm just saying it's a

mind you saying I invented you like it

not really a lot of people

oh I know I know I know right here right

here is perfect what we shoot the whole

movie right here in the bedroom that

solves all the problems it's not a good

idea friend us I'm gonna shoot a feature

film about a talking horse in your

bedroom it's crazy resin whoa did you

just call me crazy

uh-huh hmm yeah so remember we use

colored water to make drinks because

it's a heck of a lot cheaper than using

real booze Oh horrible

where's the real booze I guess you

weren't listening we don't use real

alcohol yet huh

mind if I no go ahead teach me teach let

me introduce you guys to somebody that

I've known for quite a long time folks

say hello to Rob what's Rob some rules

of bartending and the first rule of

bartending is this

gbt be go beyond the book go beyond the

book we don't need the book see these

books you bought get rid of them no you

you made us buy him you're not gonna

need it

join me I'm $5 for the book yeah let me

throw it out second rule is AFA what's

that Oh get the book hey I have a

question sir oh yes I have a question

how do you make a Manhattan Manhattan

yeah you know we're gonna get to that

later on because this class right here

is not about mixing drinks any old Joe

could put Manhattan together what you're

gonna do is you're gonna be making

something more than drinks all right but

what are the ingredients that you put

into Manhattan are you gonna learn that

later on do we eventually get another

teacher because are you here for the day

are you the whole class

now I'm afraid we're stuck with each

other huh I let me backtrack I paid a

hundred and $45 minutes for this two-day

seminar mm-hmm can I get my money back

no sent your wife the hell's coming on

yikes

good morning Brendan breakfast yeah

thank you mom

how's the knee terrific terrific um

listen I I think something weird

happened over there at the new neighbors

last night I don't know what it was but

kind of strange what are you talking

about

well I was looking out the window and I

had the light off especially when they

just moving into the neighborhood what

are they gonna think about us they're

gonna think that you know we better

watch our step is these people are

watching us

you shouldn't spy on people okay you

wouldn't want someone looking over at

you would you well I mean I like

attention okay what give me the

binoculars No

yes sir mine they're not even good they

hardly work Hey okay Brendan you know

what you need to get out of this room

I'm going to the grocery store later

with Josie you should come it's just

your knee you can get out for just an

hour or so a little basket I'm all set

I'll carry you like a little doll Hey

that's tempting and embarrassing as that

sounds no thank you

okay well eat your breakfast and stop

looking in other people's windows okay

and do some homework oh I will I'm about

to I'm totally about to i'm totally

almost going to perfect I'll see you

when I'm get back excuse me could you

help me man oh I can't for the life of

me locate the Parmesan cheese oh yeah

the shaky cheese shaky cheese I have

kids

we call it the shaky cheese in my house

Oh wonderful I think it's in the spice

aisle it's got the cinnamon and sugar in

the little teddy bear Josie loves that

no yes well you seem to be quite a

colorful character

Raymond Burley Oh Paula small nice to

meet you wait a minute forgive me but I

think I moved in behind your house oh

yeah of course

yeah no I heard the new well welcome to

the neighborhood

Paula oh hey John hey doing here you

need some help yeah you want a basket no

baskets are for wusses machismo the last

gasp of the Neanderthal Raymond Burley

Oh Jews watch your feet Oh John this is

my new neighborhood clean-up on aisle 2

huh

Raymond just moved into the neighborhood

Raymond this is John McGuirk nice to

meet you John yeah welcome to

neighborhood ready drink occasionally

I'm gonna be a bartender I'm gonna open

my own bar so you know buying some stuff

well maybe we'll have like a mixer in

the in the neighborhood yeah it sounds

like fun I'd buy ten your mixer so hey

Brendon Brendon what Brendon what random

what do you think I don't know what I

think mm-hmm I think there's been a

murder a murder

meow what are you talking about listen

you guys last night I'm pretty sure I

saw an argument and there was a tussle

at a saw a tussle uh what is a tussle

listen what I'm telling you I think my

new neighbor killed his wife this is

silly you don't have any proof did you

say poof proof well yeah

Jason the whole be yeah thing it's

getting a little annoying I gotta say

that poof thing is a little annoying to

wait clean out your ears clean out your

mouth clean up your attitude oh yeah my

dad watches beard trimmer back alright

there we go what do I need a stupid

bartending school for I teach myself

right here see who I got let's see who

drops into McGurk's bar tonight

Judi cute waiting for her roommate

Alicia all right let's do it

welcome to McGurk's what can i whoops go

what can I get you sex on the beach

I'll have that too but the real one you

named the beach and I'll have sex on it

yeah yeah sex on the beach coming right

up

oh just give me a minute here Thanks on

the beach sex on ice sex on the driveway

sex on the beach vodka I was right

vodka so what do you do for a living

stripper wow that must be tough work god

I'm drunk all right here you go give it

a try that's awful

oh my god I screwed it up Oh your

roommates here Alicia nice to meet you

Alicia what are you drinking something

easy I hope kamikaze all right can do

that you two talk amongst yourselves and

one calm

because is coming up oh my god let me

make you a especially in the house about

that some of my own ideas

that's the yeast infection rum and milk

or make you dirty Frenchman wine with

olive juice what are you doing who moves

furniture at three o'clock in the

morning yeah did I just say we uh-huh ha

ha ha let's do another drink or some

whiskey what's left in here mustard Wow

a little ice and some milk and some

parsley there's a pimento on the floor

boom suck it down oh now it's good

that's the hot mustard

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okay so if what I think I saw last night

is still what I think in in that trunk I

think maybe there might be a body so the

person you think you might have murdered

is maybe in the trunk you think you saw

him moving is there anything that you

saw that doesn't have to think in front

of it I don't think so okay so there may

not be a trunk or a murder or a guy I'll

hold on let me clarify I think there may

not be that answer your question I don't

remember what my question look his car

is gone all right

yeah he left all right there's nobody

there okay no if I can only sneak over

there see what's inside of that trunk

then we would answer all these questions

about this possible murder about this

definite possible murder that you maybe

saw did I maybe think I saw sure go over

now well I mean I'd love to go but you

know my knee all right yeah I have a

horse costume on I'll go what Jason come

with me oh no no okay I said you two go

okay I have set up a signal and if the

guy comes back I'll pull the shade down

like this yeah okay look around Melissa

where's Jason don't goof off guys come

on find the trunk find the trunk where's

Jason where's Jason oh boy what are you

what are you what are you doing here

you're supposed to be with Melissa on

our nice okay no I don't want a rice

cake you're supposed to be in there with

Melissa Jason what do you think it's

right on stairs I told you I wasn't

going yeah well I don't blame you I

can't believe she's in there huh yeah

she's crazy she's gotta get arrested I

know I told her not to go yeah I know I

tell her to wait man women huh

oh no he's back oh yeah let's give her

the signal oh dear well yeah we are we

are you doing Jason during the signal

why are you doing it at me I don't know

cuz she's all the way down there we out

we out we out oh boy what's she doing

huh

I think she's letting a fly why is she

laughing I don't know hello so that

going well she get out yeah okay

ouch sorry that's a little tight I know

that it's bad Oh Jason you're supposed

to be playing the thorns out

I thought you push that through no

Melissa you were awesome were you scared

in there I mean well you look pretty

scared when you called and you were

screaming where did I look scared from

from the safety of your home yeah you

look terrified

ouch but you know that was the last time

I thought I'd ever talk to you you know

I thought that was it oh no what my cell

phone where's my cell phone oh no it's

on the windowsill hey kids we have a

guest for dinner tonight

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I'm sorry about the rude reception quite

all right Paula sometimes my kids kids

Brendan's mine and then these are his

friends yes well anyway so let's say

dinner at 6 o'clock

splendid 6:00 it is I insist on bringing

the wine fine I happen to know a killer

Cabernet Oh sounds great

excellent okay I left my cellphone all

right ciao ciao bye-bye

are you crazy he's a murderer what

answer I can't be stopped

you might be thinking about vampire

Jason or Jehovah's Witness whatever he's

a murderer he's a murderer I'm sorry to

interrupt how rude of me to presume red

is red wine okay Paul oh no it's it's

perfect because I do also know a

Chardonnay that is to die for

oh no Reds fine I'm making lasagna well

then splendid fits there's our new red

okay oh oh he's a murderer mom he killed

his wife yeah uh-huh

killer house by the way Paolo oh thank

you

absolutely murderous yes thank you very

much yes Tata Tata Tallyho don't be

ridiculous Brendan he's not a murderer

he's new in town been married for seven

years he's a professor for crying out

loud where's his wife now in Greece

probably option her back in it she's

Greek her family lives in Greece she's

arriving in a couple of days mrs. small

if you were married to someone for seven

years won't you have their picture on

your night table well Melissa you know

just my opinion but some Greek women

they're not that attractive with the

facial hair and all well he doesn't he

doesn't have any pictures uh-huh I'm

agreed how do you know I'm just guessing

did you sneak into his house snake is

such a strong word hungry what are you

kids out of your minds what were you

thinking mom canceled the dinner please

please mrs. small you have to cancel a

little bit talking about the great thing

I am NOT canceling the dinner you kids

are gonna just have to stop spying and

calm down and stop being so ridiculous

by the way um coach McGuirk's coming to

judgment really why he um he wants to be

our bartender okay when Burley comes

over for dinner I'm gonna go back and

get my cell phone but you guys have to

make sure he doesn't

until I get back okay okay stop I just

said you have to stab monster but if he

wants to leave we won't leave until

until you come back thank you

unless you wants to go home Jason no

matter what you have to make sure he

doesn't leave until I get back okay

whatever listen can we finish this thing

breathing Sun too easy in this thing I

don't know how horses do it action I

just I can't I mean I will someday but

not now there's an old saying Jenny that

if you fall off a horse you should get

right back on and I think it applies to

you because you really and truly fell

off a horse I know but you're scared

I understand quit it faster he said he

was jealous that's why he threw me off

yesterday

can't breathe yes yes my horse can talk

he's driving me crazy

can't breathe you're beating that thing

mm-hmm

your mom tells me you kids think your

neighbor killed someone oh yeah I love

it

who needs a refill anybody I'm open I

love a little more wine all right why

not step up what do you want red or

white oh the red so you want to mix dad

that's good give it a read right mix

perfect there you go you want ice in

that no just wine it's good throw an

orange wedge in that there you go

there's a stick Thanks I learned a lot

at school coach yeah

anybody else how's your mail of course

my internal clock has been way off and

I've been waking up at ungodly hours dad

of course I hate my wife does it show

nope well I work a lot and she doesn't

she nitpicks

pecking away at me with that shrill

voice right now why don't you go get a

drink from the bar okay I guess the only

thing I have left really is my hobbies

if it weren't for them I think I would

perish he killed her definitely well I'm

going over there to get my cell phone

back make sure he doesn't leave until I

get back I mean coach no parley hey

everyone I have to go to the bathroom

this could be a while don't wait for me

that's good so kill anyone lately hug me

nothing what do you what do you have

what do you have

I'll have

sex on the beach give that a whirl

oh now really that one that one's tough

about a beer sex on the beach bartender

please all right coming up I believe

this is a beer no it's a sex on the

beach put it's a beer it's a sex on the

beach

but I'm tasting it it's a beer well

you're wrong I'm a bartender I think I

know what I'm doing sex on the beach

I'll make you another one if you don't

like that one let me see it

thank you there we go another sex on the

beach sir I saw you open can of beer and

pour it into a glass and put ice cubes

in it and then umbrella that is not sex

on the beach I implore you make me a sex

on the beach all right

send it back I'll make you another one

it's a big waste of sex on the beach sir

the trunk now I guess I will leave a

wonderful dinner Paula nice to meet your

dirty children did you really like it no

no good night Jason Melissa's not back

yet I can't let him leave I know but if

he wants to leave we can't we need a

plan to keep him here okay let's kill

him okay no let's grab onto his legs

that's so obvious what are you doing

nothing

just relax um if you don't mind that

trying to leave that's okay

don't worry about it yeah it's cool hey

brother hey Jason

over there hanging out damn trunk please

I must go what we're just having fun

no we're kids all right I'm fun pretend

to be our dad yet pretending to be our

dad I don't wonder come on

that's coming from my house good stop it

Melissa listen what happened here I'm

sorry I thought it was your wife dead

head Shan Shan why are you beating it up

good point

Raymond I'm so sorry about all the

trouble I mean it they're kids they

thought you murdered your wife you

people are crazy I'm calling the police

and having you all arrested wait let me

get this straight hold on hold on you're

a ventriloquist

my name is shim sham what's yours

Brendon but wait a minute your lips are

moving shim-sham now's not the time

we're not doing a show now shim sham

you're in gym Sam please don't yell shim

sham sham shim sham this is amazing

Brendon come on we have to go man I'm

gonna be here every day watching them

hey kid where you from I'm from over

there right next door okay let's go shim

sham please he's just a young boy don't

yell it dummy what your dummy I'm not a

dummy you're a dummy this guy's a real

ass it's not me it's shim sham get back

in the box you get in the box

get in the box you get in the box no you

get in the box

No

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